Why does she want so many children?

If you don't want to father a whole baseball team with your waifu you don't truly love her.

God where am I going to get the funds to pay for all of their tuition.

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Can these hips survive 9 kids?

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based and abepilled

Reminder that if 1/4ths of Japan's married couples produced 9 children, the birth rate crisis would've been averted

i miss instant bullet

These days you can just stitch her up and she'll be fine, unless she goes infertile.
It's your moral responsibility to get her pregnant as often as possible.

>It's your moral responsibility to get her pregnant as often as possible.

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Because she has never experienced familial affection and craves for it. She's almost certainly going to become one of those monster moms who fuck up and ruin her children's teachers when she grows up.

>Could she even bear that many?
I know people that have had more than 10
VAGINA POWER

Aka said fuck that series he is focusing on this forever sadly. FOREVER.

the President is one surprising motherfucker at times with stuff like this

im from a shitty 3rd world country where some womans get to the age of 19 with already 4 kids and up to 7 kids by the age of 26.

she could make it if she starts young.

>this thread

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how about 2 baseball teams, so they can always practice with themselves

reminder that she was looking up how to get twins

Maybe you'll grow tits after he cums inside you 4 times Kaguya.

I like this idea.

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oof

I'd probably stop a bit before that to lower the risk of a turbo autist near the end there

That's not milkable like this show.
Thanks, Hacka.

A woman's body is basically ruined forever after 1 kid you know.

That wouldn't really... work...
surely... you can figure out why

You can have one every year if you really wanted to, taking up to two years to account for various things, should be fine unless you married an old hag.

計画通り

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I always imagine her more like a lioness
god, I really want to see momKaguya wink any drawfag here wink

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Kaguya's mom died after having Kaguya cause of heart problems. (She prob had too many kids too fast as Kaguya has 3 other brothers)

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Goddamn, Abe's eyelids are massive.

Of course not. Thats how based hayasaka will end up winning the prez bowl

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No fujisaki love itt
Despicable

God I'm looking forward to all the impregnation doujins.

>Kaguya's mom died
not confirmed
also, momKaguya (her personality as a mother) like in iceKaguya, BaKaguya.

It is confirmed you, retard.

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how many kids do you want to give birth to Yea Forums?

As many as Kaguya wants

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where?

>Wants people to breed
>He still lets adult life in Japan to be a living hell
Silly Abe!

In the fanbook. And before that, would anyone talk like this about a person who's still alive? In this context, it's obvious.

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Kaguya is a pervert!

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15 is my ideal

She is confirmed fucking dead.

Heavily implied in 2 different chapters she is dead and died shortly after Kaguya was born. She also had a tiny body and had kids back to back.

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>died shortly after Kaguya was born
Where the fuck did you get that from? Kaguya visited her in hospital when she was in middle school.

>and died shortly after Kaguya was born
I thought she died way later, even doc's flashback showed middle school Kaguya.

implication=/=confirmation, anons

I said it was confirmed in the fanbook, you mouthbreathing fucking retard.

FUCKING RETARDS I'M SO MAD SHE IS DEAD YOU FUVCKCSX?!

It can't be helped.

do you mean this ?

>reading comprehension
I wouldn't trust you to notice it even if it was said outright in the manga. No, that's not what I meant by "fanbook". That one listed the family trees, which Kaguya's mother was left out of.

>Implying the government has power over capitalism

She's old school and 9 children used to be the norm.
A big family grows happy and healthy. She'd be passing both of their top tier genes and all their kids would be elites. She's planning a power move to seize power.

>That one listed the family trees, which Kaguya's mother was left out of.
help me here, user.
post the page

Man I wish I could marry into her old school family and deal with her fathers anger.

Females can give birth to tens of children no probs, its just that modernity made them afraid

Kaguya has a slim, delicate frame so I imagine she'd be good for 2-4 children and then have to subcontract the rest to Hayasaka and maybe Fujiwara.

I don't have it, check the archives.

Please don't joke about this. My mom almost died after her third c-section.

He's just really tired, user. Just really, really tired.

If I gave birth to you, I'd want to give up on life too.

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I heard from a doctor that the older the woman is, the harder is to give birth. If you see one of those pictures of the first settlers of america with their 20 children, the mother is young.

I'd like to have 3 or 4 kids - with the right woman, of course. Oh, I know not everyone would be a success story, but that's just life. We worry too much about getting everything just right. Good enough is good enough. Not everyone will be a doctor. Some might become losers in life. No use crying over that.
I know they would individually have to make do with less "stuff" than their class mates, but they'd be richer with siblings.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_and_female_fertility
By age 30, 7% of couples were infertile
By age 35, 11% of couples were infertile
By age 40, 33% of couples were infertile
At age 45, 87% of couples were infertile

eggs are finite, use them or lose them
>In terms of ovarian reserve, a typical woman has 12% of her reserve at age 30 and has only 3% at age 40.[19] 81% of variation in ovarian reserve is due to age alone,[19] making age the most important factor in female infertility.

want lots of babies? start early
>A study of a population of French women from 1670 and 1789 shows that those who married at age 20–24 had 7.0 children on average and 3.7% remained childless. Women who married at age 25–29 years had a mean of 5.7 children and 5.0% remained childless. Women who married at 30–34 years had a mean of 4.0 children and 8.2% remained childless.[21] The average age at last birth in natural fertility populations that have been studied is around 40.

Duh. Why do you think women can have babies at such a young age in the first place? Almost all girls are ready to breed by age 14, it just isn't socially accepted anymore. In the past, all the way up til very recently, the norm was that a father gave his teen daughter away to an established grown man.

>Almost all girls are ready to breed by age 14, it just isn't socially accepted anymore.
Gotta love how that biologically arbitrary, agreed upon age of adulthood completely ruined the chances of ever grooming a decent wife.

Will pro-natal manga save Japan from declining birth rates!?

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This is correct. It was often in exchange for a dowry.
Hell that is still common for a good percentage of the world population.

That was Shirogane, not her.

Dude i'm surpirsed its taken this long for someone to point that out.
But that makes for a boring thread.

>implying Kaguya's family can't just pay young girls to be surrogate mothers

>in exchange for a dowry

No, a dowry is what the parents of the bride pay the groom/his parents. You're talking about a bride price/dower.

Ah yes you're right. My mistake!

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Pregnancy is like a hormonal drug for women

Common misconception. The dowry is supposed to help start a family, but the purpose varies with culture and practice. But yes, the groom buys the bride like livestock lol.

Man this thread turned into some odd discussions.

The dowry is a bribe so that someone would finally take the useless burden that is a daughter off the shoulders of your family.

It's generally accepted that the inquiring man would go through a process of courtship to show his mental state and allow parents to judge whether the man is suitable. If he is, he is expected to compensate the parents for the loss of a family member, of course this was back when daughters were expected to tend the household's needs or other old labors prior to the advent of contemporary luxuries. Nowadays, daughters and even sons serve only as a continuity of genes, it's embarrassing how near-useless it is to have more than 1-2 kids anymore.

Men used to marry young too and their relatives supported them when they weren't quite there financially.

Yes, but the ideal was the marry your daughter off to someone established like a retired soldier.

>works like a male child
>eats like an adult
>"Somebody please take her off my hands!"

Regardless of age, more than 6 pregnancies is already risky for the mother, and it gets worse with each new pregnancy.

does she even know how babys are made

Imagine her adult chubby self with saggy tits and a lose vagina from all the birthing.

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Of course she can. It wasn't that long ago that a women having ten or more kids was perfectly normal.

It wasn't that long ago that many women died in childbirth either.

amen

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She'll die after the first child.

She can just get twins until she is done with all 9
If not she can ask Hayasaka

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Serious answer: Since this is between the episode where she didn't know anything and the weiner chapter, She probably know how they are made.

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get some kids of your own Abe, oh right your wife is barren

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At least she can pop out a few more babies before she dies in childbirth or of malaria or whatever.
With some luck it's boys.

>second kiss censored
wat

>That tongue
Kaguya is a rapist

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Prez would die on the spot

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a perorist

Uh, user?

I would cum on the spot, like the beta virgin that I am

Fuck with out a doubt this is the hottest rape i've ever seen in manga.

... What is it?

based Bakaguya

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here

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I can't believe prez fucking died

wheres the new chapter

Would they wear the cat ears during foreplay?

>Expect a stuck up cunt
>Get a turbo dork
I love this

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They would have such tantric sex that they would both be mindbroken.

That's what I hope next chapter boils down to.

>turbo dork slut
fixed

>turbodork slut who flipflops between dom and sub based on her mood
Fixed because it's hotter.

How can she be so fucking thirsty, it's impressive.

Everything about the series Kaguya-sama is just perfect. When was the last time we had something like this?

You could argue it's because she's been containing her feelings for a year.
But prez has been at it for an extra 8 months and he's a lot more stable.

That's only because he has a sister to vent his hormonal issues on and inside.

Kaguya has a sister servant who's obviously aware of what masturbating is, unlike Kaguya.
That's probably what Kaguya's problem is, she doesn't know about masturbation so she can't possibly "relief" herself.

To be fair, after what Shirogane did, kissing him was the only appropriate reaction

>was the only appropriate reaction
She should have gotten naked, spread her legs and finish with
>FUCK ME IN THIS INSTANT

I wonder what her sweaty socks smell like after she's been wearing them for days while in childbirth I bet they smell absolutely terrible

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>ywn get a Kaguya bj

>wearing socks more than one day in a row
>wearing socks during childbirth
>childbirth lasting days
>thinking Kaguya's socks would smell terrible
it's as if every part of your post has something wrong with it.

NANI THE ACTUAL FUCK

>twitter.com/blue_yumino/status/1106529014766657536

That was Shirogane's idea, not hers. At first she found the prospect intimidating, but both because it's what he wants, and because she found it kinda hot to consider Having His Babies that much, she very rapidly came around to the idea.

she could have just told him how cute all of that was

Lewd.

>wearing socks more than one day in a row
Lots of highschool girls do; I'd bet that she does!
>wearing socks during childbirth
This is not abnormal at all!
>childbirth lasting days
Some girls/women have their water break as much as a week before actual childbirth! It could happen to ther
>thinking Kaguya's socks would smell terrible
Of course they would! She probably wears them for days to increase the proliferation of her adolescent female pheromones!

Is there a more disgusting fetish than feet?

No!
Feet are gross. Especially when they smell Reaaaaally bad, especially when they are reaaaaally sweaty and you press them against your face and inhale the stink really deeplyl.
Truly there is not a more gross, abominable fetish that feet.

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Nothing is above jokes, if you are easily triggered this is not the place for you

I assume you guys are reffering to this? Yes her mother isnt mentioned which heavily implies she's dead

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For comparison Shirogane's deadbeat mom does get mentioned despite not apearing either

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This but unironically.

>you'll never be THAT perfect

was not this a rough translation from reddit or facebook? I remember anons complaining about that

>momkaguya holding her firstborn child
>she notes how he might turn out really handsome
>hayasaka doesn't look that sure
>the baby has shirogane fierce stare

You doubt these hips?

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The anime didnt include the part where she touches her womb while thinking about it so it looks like its just him who wants it. They callback to this joke a few times afterward as well making it clear that its not just a throwaway joke

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Why is she blushing? Is she already fantasizing about having his babies?

Yup

It's not about love. It's about financial management you dipshit.

Well, scat and vore come to mind. But feet are still shit tier fetish.

Making nine kids with Hayasaka and puting them on a baseball match against all nine Kaguya's kids

That pun is the only thing I rememver ffrom that show.

wait hold up, is this from the manga?

If I told you, would that be a spoiler
Yes

oh you

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None.

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I recommend stopping before the fourth kid.
T. 4th child

>nine kids
>short term plan
Even if you fuck her hard it doesn't speed up the rate at which babies are born you know?

Is Hayasaka the most breedable maid in fiction?

Are you me?

>Short term
>9 children

So what's the long term? 18?

Wait but how can manga still go on if they have already kissed? What would be the plot? I thought it's all about how they can't be together because of their stubbornness and whole manga will lead to nothing.

Making babies is fun, she will love doing it with Miyuki.

Maybe?
Can't think on anyone else

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I've seen lewder.

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>still single
I hope her eventual partner is a reference to Yamato Takeru.

Enjoy your 3 days vacations

What you expect a polition to actually adress the underlying issues that cause the problems they want to solve
It's far easier to blame videogames/guns/rock music

What does abe even blame for the bad birth rate?

Jesus user

>9 children in a 4m square room
oh boy

4th child too, also a turbo autist.

Can confirm

Uganda , is that you ?

east asians have some of the lowest natural probabilities of giving birth to twins of any racial group
sub saharan africans have by far the highest
it matches quite well to R/K reproductive selection models
high birth rate low care vs low birth rate high care
There's a similar pattern with age of puberty and developmental delays.

>I beg of you, Shirogane! Only your seed is potent enough to create a heir worthy of the Shinomiya name! You must be quick, her ovaries are drying up as we speak!

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>financial problems
>with Kaguya
It's like you didn't even think about what you posted

The only nation that deflects that hard is America.
Japan just ignores their problems until they become superhuman enough for it to be a non factor

Why did your mother have c-sections? Those literally fuck up the babies and hurt a lot more than natural birth.

What about all the old people dying in their apartments and not getting found for months?

>the tongue
jesus fuck Kashiwagi, why did you have to go and say that without the whole explanation?

>Implying her father won't disown her

they technically still haven't confesed i shit you not, plus there's still a lot of obstacles to them being happy and finally confessing

she's definitely one of the more interesting ones, most maid characters usually are super into it, but we've seen she's torn apart between honestly wanting to be Kaguya's support, and finding independence and something of her own

>they technically still haven't confesed
Now that's just retarded.

She'll get disowned for marrying a poorfag.

>second
Do we need to talk about panel order?

Australia deflects but its a different source of deflection
If you keep the public focused on immigration they will ignore all the shady shit they are doing, both parties do it.

I'm hoping it gets cleared up next chapter or at least before the side character arc starts. Otherwise, yes, it's retarded.

maybe it's not, because they put their feelings into actions already, BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT thanks to Pres. going all in with the romance and Kaguya just going all in, it was too much of a strong and sudden impact, like a stun grenade, so they're both recoiling from it, and we're probably stuck like that until Kaguya's personalities settle down and she goes back to normal which i like hope happens before the side characters get their turn, which i guess will happen at once with the matter of dealing with the Shinomiya family

>not a rugby team

oh fuck
guess i gotta read it now
thanks anons

>first spoiler
That's just desperately trying to find a loophole, both for you and Prez, or at least he tried before the kiss.
What happend was the basically losing in the most obvious and spectacular way on purpose in one of their usual autistic games, while both knowing what that meant.
Plus, they admitted the loss to themselves and DID go with the intention to confess.
Also they are literally going to talk about it in the next chapter.
They can't pretend anymore, not with themselves, nor with each other. This definitely makes it a confession by the estabilished rules of this manga.
They might start notpicking and banter about who did it first, but the confession happened.

3

government is literally the only thing that has power over capitalism

What sort of mpreg claptrap is this?

>Cockguya

So she can get pregnant with nontuplets

>Now that's just retarded.
and from personal experience I know that it's a pretty realistic scenario

kissing a girl != confessing to said girl

>use the DNA of 2 fucking genious to breed 9 potential ones
They are just making japan great again

It's the girl that kissed him.
And seeing as this is in Japan, passing a french kiss as something you do to boys you're not interested in won't fly so well.

they're not degenerate westerners.

>dude fuck cost of living lmao

prez isnt a genious just an extreme hardworker. Kaguya is the genious

And they're still the hopelessly-insecure morons who have danced around admitting their feelings for long enough to support the whole series. As ridiculous as it is that things wouldn't settled, they're still going to be terrified of the possibility until there's a bit more closure. And even THEN...

DO NOT OPEN
as expect of ishitgami

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Not any more, it doesn't.

This seems entirely appropriate for this stage of the adaptation. What's wrong with that?

She has unlimited resources, she can hire out wombs or get the necessary medical care to carry them all to term herself.

They are trying to create supreme beings worthy of the prophecies drawn and animated post WW2.

>Phil
For what purpose?

That was a stranded time travelling Kaguya who pretended to be her mother so that she was raised with just a bit of familial love.

All billionaires are obsessed with more of 1 children because they have ultra-high-net-wealth and infinite maids for that job. Money can solve all problems for egocentric fuckers and his/her children.

- Abe cut important funding for Japanese School
- Raise taxes
- Replace people by robots in productive industries

>Why people are childfree?

Reminder that Fuji's IQ is 130+ and you should befriend her because she doesn't have any real friend in the StuCo

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I'd be more than just her friend, if you know what I mean.

Her fault for being a basic bitch.

I really like how most of the shit Kaguya says of her when jealous turns into reality later in one or other way

> time travelling Kaguya who pretended to be her mother
Did she fuck her own father to give birth to herself?

It is, but it's a fan edit. The original page had the kiss Conveniently Censored by one of the heart balloons.

theverge.com/2018/7/18/17580694/google-android-eu-fine-antitrust
Most governments are just unwilling to use it.

Huh I never noticed that
can you give me an example?

Yeah sure, making lots of babies is surely a billionaire-prevalent thing.
Retard.

She is a massive bitch most of the time
I'll pass

I found it funny that nobody even denies/argues with your statement
a least not directly
well not yet anyway

There's a reason even losers like Lino and Ishigami have friends and she doesn't user.

>how many kittens are in the cage
2. Because if there was only one they'd be lonely and if there were 3 it would be a crowd. It has nothing to do with children since I want none.
>walk down a dark alleyway and someone behind you taps you on the shoulder
someone trying to sell me shit

These tests suck. Who came up with them?

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Kaguya is a friend. More or less. Fuji's surely not treated with the same kindness reserved to Kashiwagi, to be honest.
Other than that, she has a son, a bantzmate and a servant.

like at the start she calls her egoistic, two faced, and someone who wants things (the Prez, or men in general) all for herself, but Chika is actually innocent of those accusations, until later when she actually displays egoism, a cheating side, and a disposition to use it to gain what she wants at all costs, except the focus of all this is never something like Kaguya thinks, just actual innocent stuff like having a sick Kaguya to pamper all by herself

guy is saying that Kaguya's mother died after birthing her, and the one who Kaguya thought was her mother was herself from the future, yes, it's even more retarded

I hate fuji and I want her to suffer. She's a fake person, you can't trust her.

>the kindest girl around and never had any ill intentions towards anyone
>fake

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Hey, Kaguya. You're invited to her Christmas party!

The post clearly says "want" not "is realistic"

she is fucking snake

>Sexual maturation isn't synced to emotional maturation
When will we reach the next step in evolution?

I fucking hate this bitch, she's a self-insert for normalfag whores who are "quirky xdd but i'm actually special and not like the other girls xd"

Human evolution is a dead end because human is unnatural

reminder that Chika went from respecting the PRez, to see him as her son, to see him as a fucking liar and alien thing, to see him as an annoying walking problem to not be dealt with under any circumstances, to an actual danger to her little sister, a few steps more and she might actually kill him

>F is a vessel for self-inserter
That's a new one

I don't like F but this is the lowest IQ take on her I've ever read

she will fuck him if prez beg her to teach him about sex

>prime minister abe
>has no kids of his own
>japan
shocking

should open up immigration, lot of ppl want to be Japanese

>Do as I say not as I do, childless losers.

>this thread

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I'm sure that your opinion on a person will change if you deal with a living failure like Miyuki

t. low IQ

nah, he doesn't NEED to beg, she will naturally offer to do it in the end because he'll have that slightly sad expression that always gets her

on the other hand i can understand if she does, i can't even imagine what horrible things might happen in bed with a guy as clumsy and uncoordinated as that, who seems to be an ungodly jobber at things he has no practice with

It's already easy enough if you're a valuable person.

>She will be 9 kid mother of a Rich bald oldman!

the problem is the kind of people

Pity sex best sex

I'd like to remind that this is a BLUE BOARD

Jesus what are kids up to these days, what happened to 4channels good Christian values?

>t. low IQ
We know you are.

>f you keep the public focused on immigration they will ignore all the shady shit they are doing
>Implying the entire US deficit isn't caused by brown people

It is, for the record. Whites, Jews, and NE Asians pay more taxes than they consume in government and recive as befits, blacks and mexicans contribute far less.

>Phil
What the fuck. He's not even a character.

>massive bitch
>the only friend Kaguya had when she still on the ice phase
>fixes Prez's flaws without asking anything in return
yeah whatever moite

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What the fuck. Phil isn't even a character.

Shes still very small...

>The facuking narrator voice

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>she touches her womb while thinking about it so it looks like its just him who wants it
Holy fuck the detail.
The lore.
Holy shit.

I am glad nips are starting to slip some reproduction propaganda into their media for young people, they sure need it. And the line of puritanical avoidance of the subject matter in teen series has been a little confusing considering how perverted their porn industry is.

It can't be helped.

Abe stop

Small women have kids all the time user

>wanting to have kids today when 2D is there with you
lol

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I really like this show but at the same time it also started making me very depressed.
I though I would stop thinking about romance and shit after high school but I can't escape this even four years later

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>four years later
Wait til you get to thirteen years later.

You will find yourself a good husband someday, user, don't worry.

Amy way I can get in on this? I don't even need a gift.

I'm on 8 years later.
Just gotta hope for simulated reality.
or a gun to our fucking heads

lolno
If she were smart then why would she willing stay with of toxic dysfunctional retards
If I were Fujiwara I would leave stuco and never come back because my efforts will be wasted on a bunch of psychopathic children who has MPD, Inferiority complex, black-white insanity and Parkinson
Goddamn this manga makes me mad fuck you Aka

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You're mistaken. The translation came from an user, and I typeset those simple charts for fun.

>Not wanting to have kids with your 2D waifu

>I am glad nips are starting to slip some reproduction propaganda into their media for young people, they sure need it.
because that's the problem, youth just doesn't want to do it enough. it's not all the other bullshit in their society.

wait until you have TWICE their age

Can you guys take care of Kaguya while I go fetch her some porridge? She's very sick, and very stupid, so I can't leave her alone. Thanks.

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Suck my dick you sick bitch, suck it slow and swallow it whole

Dis nigga gets it

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Sure, take a couple hours if you'd like.

Don't do it they'll just bully her

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Oh no! Everybody! Mind your tongues!

>mpreg
mpreg is pretty hot desu.

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don't have kids
t. first one

shes lonely she making sure she will never feel that way ever again

I'm going to bully Kaguya and there is nothing you can do to stop me, Hayasaka

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Bakaguya was so cute.

>Why does she want so many children?
She didn't, but the idea of having that much sex with pres/sharing that much love with pres makes her excited.

>Could she even bear that many?
>Could she even survive twins?
Probably not. Though if it came down to it, I'm sure Ai wouldn't mind being a surrogate womb for Kaguya's per-fertilized eggs.

faster

If Kaguya is from a richiest Family in nip land, by tradition will get arranged marriage ?

Yeah, with me. I will fuck her till she produce my heir

Chika is more ready for breeding . See her milkers

WHAT THE FUCK SEASON ONE IS ONLY GOING TO HAVE 12 EPISODES?

>cake threads
>be 31
What am I doing here?

With a oldman!
Wionder as nipland dont made doujins about this with kaguya.

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Mentally she is not

tons of women had nine kids back in the day

or you know

have mistresses/multiple wives

Kaguyas inheritance can pay for them all 2fold

Shes scary in a way that few people would get very close with her, everyone thinks of her as some idiotic chaotic monster and if you plan anything shes almost guaranteed to hinder it, people may also be wary of sharing secrets with her so she is fated to have shallow relationships.

Different user but most are probably because medical reasons.

I was c-sectioned and im 99% it had to do with her stage 4 cancer she had earlier in life.

Not tiny, Japanese women though. While the whole, "She'd die during childbirth!" meme for underdeveloped girls is total bullshit, it is true that Kaguya doesn't have the body to be a baby making factory.

But irresponsible women have more kids. Birth control is a lot of work.

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As much i can afford. If i were a millioner i would like to become the modern day gengis khan.

no the guy you're replying to but you're making a fair point
so basically it's the other's prejudice that puts her into this situation right?
also I hope Hacka sheds a bit of light on her 'plan-hindering shenanigans' like is it intentional or just a running gag
but probably never ever because Hacka is such a niggerfaggot

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And they would have a crisis of having so much people and no way to provide them education, healthcare, not even room to live, and sure as hell, not even jobs or any reason to live when they're older. Why do you think they have suicide rates so high and why are they drowning themselves in escapist fantasies where they reincarnate in a simpler world and never ever think about the real world again? They feel they don't have a place in modern Japan.

>falling for government propaganda
>becoming wageslaves on threat of having your children grow miserable

Until they become superhuman or die.

> current year
> Falling for biological imperatives of food, shelter and sex
shig

dw, good Yea Forums, christian values are well and alive, just go look at kiwi news.

you know, i just read the whole manga and found interesting how well pieced the anime is, they trimmed out or arranged some parts that i still consider important, but they really didn't feel like so while watching the anime, that's really skillful

>be a baby making factory
We have the technology

That is nice and all but holy fuck a season 2 isn't even confirmed WHAT THE FUCK AM I GOING TO DO I JUST STARTED WATCHING KONOSUBA AS WELL AND ITS ONLY 10 EPISODES WHY ARE ALL THESE SHOWS I LIKE SO SHORT

you either give them some time or get monkeypaw'd as fuck as we did with Index 3, no wait, bad example...

>Index 3
Looks
like absolute fucking shit

AND it took a long time to show up, so i can't really base my opinion on time/quality on anything valid ever, damnit

Is collage romance not also a thing?

please please tell me its a thing im going to college but didnt go to highschool and im a romantic I just want love

>manga ends with the shirogane family baseball team versus the ishigami family baseball team

Not a contest, Miko's genetics are shit tier in that regard.

Fuck you m8
Lino is cute

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Oh... Is that even feasible with my mortgage rate?

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>scrawny
>small
>weak as shit
Bad baseball team.
And Kaguya is cuter.

It's true though
Look at Iino power level and compare it to Muscle queen and Prez

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F is stronk!

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> The weak should obey the strong

God raising that many children in tokyo would be so expensive

Why would anyone in their right mind raise children in a city

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Am I an idiot? I thought that it was the president who wanted nine kids and it was Kaguya who was shocked about the amount while holding her stomach?

She becomes a total retard after kissing, how bad is it gonna be after they fuck?

"Kaguya acting like her mom" is vanilla kaguya, according to the doctor from the heart check-up chapter

You're right. It's just that, upon thinking it over, she found the idea, well, arousing. ()

>Why does she want so many children?
Natalist propaganda

this sounds sketchy as shit

why so serious, I was just joking about my mom almost dying, lighten up bro

>The narrator of Kaguya sama voiced a demon in a certain hentai.

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>decided to randomly buy a volume of the manga
>that chapter where Chika teaches Pres to sing

why would they skip this
it was so sweet

>taking mistresses instead of impregnating Kaguya
plebs gtfo

They'll probably be forced to adapt it if there's ever a next season because that and dancing are the most relevant ones for the Hayasaka arc, replace the fish chapter with it and done.

6-12, but I will never even have 1 since I'm no good in relationships and my genes are shit

Fireworks wait for no song.

>yfw 7 days for Shinomiata fcuk Kaguya or he will kill all schools

Have you forgotten about the /tg/ club?

>Phil
too low tbqdesu

What's the reason then?

Damn, even Ueno isn't aiming that high and she's thirsty on a reality-bending level.
This has been a pretty good season for awkward yet remarkably horny maidens in love.

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It's one of the few chapters that can be put in s2 (if only) because it's not immediately necessary.
Sadly, we only have a limited amount of episodes.

>agreed apon
Not realy, every country has its own age, im mine I can literally fuck anyone im married to, only problem is to be married to a someone younger than 18 you need their parents consent, and to marry someone younger than 13 you need permission from the government, who only give it in special cases, like political marriages.

>she's actually friends with Kaguya and prez unlike Lino
>/tg/ club
>probably a shitton of people to hang around offscreen because she's one of the most popular girls at school
>but would rather spend time with her real friends anyway
Also Karen and Erika can probably get roped in as friends if she really wanted it.

Underrated post

they already did a fujiwara teaching prez episode

Holy shit.

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I gotta catch up with Ueno.
Both this and Kaguya are too cute to exist, it's making me feel extremely lonely.

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My younger brother married a Japanese girl, before marrying him she did not know anything about contraceptives other than condoms.

She refuses to buy condoms because "its a man's job" and pharmacies require a doctor's prescription if she wants pills. They once went to a doctor together to get a prescription and my brother told me she got shamed by the doctor for asking for pills while married, the doctor did not know that my brother is a turboweeb and knows Nip.

The doctor then spoke in Engrish about "natural methods" and it was awkward as fuck.

Jesus thats bad

That doctor is pretty based

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Huh so money, achievement and fame doesn't guarantee your happiness
deepest lore

There's a dojin for that already

Can I get some sauce with that?

She has some deep seated issues about her true passion, music.
What's life without passion? A Yea Forums board.

> I want contraceptives
> You need to BREED
> he's a gaijin
> Order a 12 month subscription and get 10% off your next hysterectomy!
You just have to speak their language, user.

using contraceptives while married is cuck game
just have kids you fags

If you can have one kid safely, you can have 9. It gets easier each time if anything. Tiny Japanese women wouldn't exist if tiny Japanese women couldn't give birth without dying every second time.

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In this economy? lmao

S A V A G E
A
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Families literally have better job prospects because bosses know you're reliable.

kids aren't that expensive if you aren't an autistic wine mom

My younger bro rakes in a ton of dough but his wife resigned from her office job when they got married.

Jap bosses would give a massive stimulus package to newlywed female employees.

>Jap bosses would give a massive stimulus package to newlywed female employees.
Is that what they're calling it now?

Holy shit, is that why I'm autistic?

Long term is getting the 9 children pregnant by himself and all of them getting 9 children each.

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I cannot get a better job without changing careers or position. You can get a perfect career without kids.
t. software engineer

But they actually are, I have plenty of friends having kids the last years and it's a hit to their economy.

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so basically like a Chink Swarmhood but with Kaguya's offspring instead?

she'd endup with a lifelong ahegao.

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Just get pregnant each year starting with the age of 16. You can get 14 healthy kids just fine.

oh no what will I do without my almond toast????

Which subs are preferable?

Next chapter when?
it is hard to go entire week without

Spoilers on monday probably.
It'll be a shitfest and we'll be lucky if the chapter doesn't end up in a cliffhanger again.

3 more days atleast

Faster!

It depends on the country whether it's dower or dowry. In the anglosphere it was traditionally a dowry, because women were a 'liability' and so you were basically paying the man to make sure your daughter was well off and he could take care of her.

So kaguya -sama would be the japanese version of pic related?

This pic here

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If Isihigami was a murrican, he would be a Schoool shooter?

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He would have suicided already because the bullying would have been off the charts.

But you can make a school shooting and suicide right after
Isn't that how it normally works?

No, some of them just kill themselves.
Anyway he would have been on meds the whole series because the USA has the opposite relationship with therapy japan has.

2. A boy and a girl, close in age.
Hopefully then fall in love and start a deep loving relationship.

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shikata nai wa

I hope series like this never stop being made, where the girl is the protagonist trying to claim her (usually dense as fuck) crush's heart without any faggy drama or NTR shit. The fact that they can be pretty lewd while being extremely cute is strongly appealing as well.

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Are GJM and Crunchy really my only options?

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I wanna check out this series but I have been fucked too many times

Just spoil me Anons, do they get together

What about an embryo transfer? You could harvest embryos from her on monthly basis and plant them in surrogate broods. AI and scanning can be used with the eggs to ensure more predictable fertilisation rates. You could guarantee at least 6 successful fertilities a year. Given that she will be viable for let's say 20 more years Prez could sire 120 children. Hayasaka and Fujiwara could bear the pregnancies and have the children taken away after birth so they could prepare to get pregnant again after a few months rest. They would pass on none of their genetics of course.
It's common practice that works well for pedigree animals.

They're on that. They're thiiiiiiis close to making it official at the moment

is an accurate depiction of the events of chapter 136 (as confirmed by chapter 138)

They've not-confessed and Kaguya mouthraped Shirogane so hard they now need to talk about what exactly their relationship is.

>where the girl is the protagonist trying to claim her (usually dense as fuck) crush's heart without any faggy drama or NTR shit
Tomo-chan anime when?

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Tomo-chan is such a fucking terrible example.

She doesn't have any real friends for a reason. And it's the same one that I wouldn't want to be her friend.

Don't push them into it, just drop subtle hints when teaching about those things, how it's smart to fall in love with the person you know most intimately and so on. And don't make them share a bed but do make them share a bedroom.

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any preggo art of Kaguya? asking for a friend

Soon my friend

What episode do they talk about having kids? I care about nothing else.

>And don't make them share a bed but do make them share a bedroom.
it helps though, one less barrier for when you're both up at night talking about stuff, and groggy enough to do shit you're curious but deep down you know you shouldn't.

There is another option

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I'm working on it. Very, very slowly.

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Kaguya is flat out more enjoyable in japanese, especially Kaguya's speech and mannerisms.

Episode 6, or chapter 28. Also comes back a bit in chapter 57.

1/1 + 9/9 = 10/10

Is there one of this for each character or just for these 2?

There's one for most of the cast.

>Kaguya
>Cuter

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Based Abe

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Cuter and hotter, if that doesn't give you a boner just drop it.

Yeah

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Got a link?
Reverse image search gave me nothing

They should be in the archives, can't help you here.

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Crazy eyes Kaguya needs to come back.

not enough vitamin D, I recommend a good dicking stat

Got positive in the pregnancy test
Dumb slut

She got chlamydia

imgur.com/a/NBG7BtE

Imagine getting an easy elective class and then not getting an A. Well, Hayasaka has the excuse of deliberately dumbing-down her grades.

This kills the ottercucks

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The problem is that you can only repeat the same elective twice.
That said, it's weird Fujiwara chose art as elective yet she has a B in it yet an A in art.

>You will never tell your waifu how many kids you want and fluster her beet red

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Thanks

I'm done with this world
I hope the afterlife is full of cute 2d girls

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Hm. Ishigami is in year 1 and was born in March; Tsubame is in year 3 and was born in April. This means the age gap between them is (one day short of) 35 months; about as big as it can possibly be for students at a three-year school with no one being held back.

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Yep, they are pretty much three years apart, which only makes it hotter
>18 yo onee-san and her 15 year old fuccboi

based Ishi

thanks for ruining this friday night

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>1/1, 1/1, 3/3, 3/3, 4/4, 5/5, 9/9
Aka really keeps it simple with most characters birthdays

ha loved that episode

All the characters related to the tale of Princess Kaguya have those birthdays.
Osaragi's is badly translated but she follows the rule too.

WTF I LOVE TSUBAME NOW

I'm still disappointed that he skipped my birthday.

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The present day in the comic is mine. If they kiss again, that would be a great birthday (sort of) present.

>Closest thing i have to my birthday is Hayasaka's one
It's something i guess

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It's most likely a fake too.

Adding to this, 4/2 is basically barely making the cut to be in the same year as Kaguya, so assume Hayasaka is probably a tad older and would probably belong to a different year, but she's Kaguya's maid so nope.

>Maki twin brother
I want to met tsudenre kun

Yeah, unemployment and meth addiction is a far better fate

Why would she fake her birthday though?
What does she win from it?

Prez and Kaguya is the only acceptable pairing for either of them.

Will he be as much of a cuck like his sister?

>I've seen lewder.

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bullshit

GOD I JUST WANNA RAISE AN ENTIRE FAMILY WITH HER SHES SO PERFECT FUCK THIS SHIT WORLD

this image sparks joy

You will soon Prez, calm down

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It's a crime to be this cute

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She is so cute

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is Hayasaka getting B's on purpose?

she's probably just distracted by kaguya's antics
also being glam with her gyaru friends

what did she mean by this?

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it hasn't even started yet my weekend is ruined

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i am in love, send halp

Probably to make her gyaru alt much more believable and because she barelly has time to study because of Kaguya
She could probably get high in the ranking if she actually tried

Yea Forums sings Love Dramatic when? The perfect kind of dorky song to be raped by horrid singing. Also I hope orchestr/a/ plays Love Dramatic because its such a stylish song.

She got the same position 3 times in a row. It's obvious she's doing it on purpose. Which is kinda scary.

She likes to please her man, and prez's libido cant be held back.

Who is smarter prez or Lino?

Both are hard workers more than geniuses, but maybe Iino.

0 because cats shouldn't be kept in a cage, they should be free.
Fuck babies children suck I hate them.

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0-3

[/Hey]

Why would you say this?

Many have seduced messengers of Dad unawares.

I've got shit genes. None.

What makes Kaguya and Chika top-tier waifus? I can't decide on who's best girl.

In terms of book smarts probably iino. Though it has more to do with their overall work ethic like that user said.

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>F
>not bottom feeder trash-tier
plebbit pls

Iino hasn't figured out that a campaign platform that is almost literally "let's quash fun wherever it may sprout" will never be popular.

On the other hand, I bet she never slammed herself in the back of the head while trying to play volleyball.

Seems like a wash.

You wish your waifu was this pure.

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She need enough people to start a family business
Yes
Nothing than a good lubricant and 8 hours of part can't solve.

>a dogfucking pedophile
>pure

>originally didn't want kids
>go to the grocery store one day
>a baby girl waves hi to me
>the parents laugh at the situation
>I wave back and go about my day
>suddenly want a kid now
I can literally feel the biology inside me stirring.

kids are not pets user

Nigguh I want TWO baseball teams.

I mean, they kind of are for the first 2 years or so.

>0 cats
>doesn't like children
so the quiz does work...

at least 3, rest is up to her
nothing disgusts me more than hearing one of my millennial peers say they don't want to have children

Love is something you have to work for.

>empty cage
How can the answer be anything other than 0?

welcome to the current year