What goes through your mind when you see this image?

Based and redpilled

feetfags and children, a tale as old as time

I feel a decent jolt in my penis

I’m glad I’m not a pedophile

Lolifeet.

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Any anime scenes like this?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=gKOAwrjJuwU&t=1157s

Confusion over the framerate

Cunny.

Japan needs another bomb

The only thing I thought when watching this scene is why is the tub so small, but the bathroom so big. It's such a waste of space.

good hygiene

I'm not a footfag, but

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It's good watching this series as a well-adjusted adult, so there's no risk of being distracted by these shameless young girls.

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But I just fapped. Also, Zoku was terrible and shit.

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Nothing

My heart under blade can't be this cute!

Electricity

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I don't like feet when the toes are spread, it ruins the shape and the flow of the gesture

Damn his shadow sure is flexible for a shadow and weird looks like a little blonde foreign girl how's that work?

we need more scenes like this.

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I never knew footsies was so LEWD!

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Are you another Nadeko connoisseur?
It's showing Shaft ran out of core episodes and actually relevant story bits to adapt.

Well, the addition of so much fetish fuel did break a good number of Anons who thought the series was considerably more clever than it actually is.

I feel sorry for people lacking the facility to appreciate quality fanservice.

>things can't be horny AND good

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>araragay chose deadpan crab over this goddess

HMM what?

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>male feet
Boner immediately gone.

The fanservice in Monogatari is the classiest in all of anime is basically high art. Monogatari is as clever as it seems to be and is also sexy at the same time. Fuck off.

I love Shinobu so fucking much

This.

If Japs wore shoes, they wouldn't need to wash their feet so thoroughly.

she cleans between her toes pretty well. Not many people bother cleaning between the toes.

Taking off your shoes when you go inside is not a Japanese thing. Everyone except complete lazy slobs and third worlders wear shoes inside.

This bath scene was comfy and cute.

extreme cunnilingus with the sucktion of the strongest vacuum cleaner this world has ever seen

Third world countries don't even have shoes user.
The only people who need to worry about taking their shoes off inside are filthy laborers, because they're the only kinds of people who have dirty shoes. Serfs. The inferior working class.
My shoes are spotless and I've never had to clean them. I only go to clean places inhabited by other clean people.

You're a filthy barbarian pleb. Nothing more.

cute and clean feet
always better

You're the kind of person who asks the price for something before buying it.

I don't care if the path's you walk on are cleaned 24/7 and covered in rose petals before you walk on it.
If you wear shoes inside, you are a pleb.

I love being a lesbian

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>why cant second part come out sooner

t. Scat diaper fetishist

That I want to hug Shinobu.

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Good thing I'm asexual and my enjoyment of this in no way represents any sort of mental illness.

>asexual
>not a mental illness
user...

What Monogatari is this?

>asexual
>no way represents any sort of mental illness.

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Her arm is hanging down to her side. Who is touching her foot?

Go kill yourself OP

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>logic that only applies to the cogs of the wheel that keep me living in splendour
We live in different worlds user. A tale of two cities. Just as you couldn't expect an ant to understand why you do what you do, nor can I expect the impossible from your ilk.

I want to rub her other foot.

That episode inspired so many brothers to fuck their imoutos.

Is this RL chuuni?

Whenever I see this, I always imagine someone with a fetish for poop and they're just angry that no one likes their poopy fetish
So they mean "shit fetish" both figuratively and literally. If that's how it is, then these posts are actually kind of deep, although that's because there's more going on, and I won't go into detail right now.

Said the increasingly nervous pedophile for the 20th time today

Those donuts I had this morning were tasty.
One had chocolate icing topped with coconut and drizzled with hot fudge. The other was chocolate with graham cracker crumblings.

That's the best fetish though.

Why is she so perfect?

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3 nukes > 2

no it a defensive goblin defending his disgusting habits

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>male feet
Boner INTENSIFIES

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Sex.

The thread being pruned/archived

>mods just deleted the thread about that loli themed SFW manga
Apparently discussing normal manga is not allowed, while discussing Shinobus feet is allowed. Getting mixed signals here.

Is this the new thread? Last one was pruned.

To you, my lifestyle must seem like a dream -- an unattainable pipedream that only exists in fantasy. If you were to have this perspective, yes, you would be a chuuni.
But not me, because I live it. I don't hold it against you. Just reporting the facts here.

Sounds legit.

The windshield.

If you walk outside you WILL track dirt. If you live near/in a city, you WILL track pigeon shit, cigarette residue, gum, spit, and urine into your house. You are delusional if you think that your shoes are clean.

I wanna lick Shinobu's feet so fucking bad

HA! Maybe you do. I don't go to disgusting places covered in dirt and shit.
Step 1: walk on freshly cleaned (by the staff) garage floor into my car
Step 2: driver drops me off at the door of the place I'm going, which is always walled off from every other place, has awnings, and freshly cleaned (by whatever other staff works for whoever owns the place I'm going) carpets for me to step on just in case there's dirt on the outside.
Step 3: enter freshly cleaned (by yet more staff) building.
No dirt, and definitely not bird shit or urine. Do people actually live like that? Covered in bird shit and urine? Anyway, also no spit (spitting in public is what rural people do), no gum (we throw our gum away like human beings, and even if somebody were to throw some "rebellious" tantrum and dispose of gum on the floor, then it would get cleaned immediately by one of the myriad staff surrounding us), and I've never even seen a cigarette in real life because I'm not poor and we learned to not give ourselves cancer at least 15 years before the rest of you peasants. (Didn't stop my family from investing in big tobacco though. We even knew about the Clinton admin's crackdown before it happened and sold our stock before it happened. Jokes on you, cancer pauper.)

Trying so hard, it hurts to watch.

Classic poor person, denigrating hard work. It's in your genes. That's why your family is poor and mine is not.

The only hard work I see you doing is making up stories on Yea Forums.

That tasteful lower ass cheek.

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I doubt you'd ever recognize hard work because you don't have a good reference point. If your neighbor works harder than you, you might call it "hard work" because of relativity, but to me, your neighbor nothing more than another 100 hour work week service industry drone. We call people like your "hardworking" neighbor a new money stock broker.

I know hard work, and being a cringeworthy chuuni on Yea Forums isn't it.

I think that I kinda want an anime girl with cute feet to step on me and push my head into the ground with her toes before forcing me to lick the filth off her skin.

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It’s a joke, see

Man, I just want to say, you fucking crack me up. That one about not looking at prices was golden.

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Much like a four-dimensional being trying and failing to describe a tesseract to a three-dimensional being, I too would invariably fall short in describing hard work to somebody like you. And because the four-dimensional being could never deign to understand the perspective of one from the fifth dimension, that four-dimensional being must understand the plight of those in a baser reality.
As the analogue to the four-dimensional being to yours of the third dimension, I acknowledge my shortcomings to understand your own plight. So while you are clearly frustrated and confused, know that I don't dislike you user. After all, here on Yea Forums, we are refreshingly equal.

I can't say I dislike you either, it's just pity.

And thus a man living outside the cave tried once again to show a foolish cave-dweller that his world amounts to nothing but shadows dancing upon the wall. And once again, the light outside the cave proved blinding. But perhaps that fool has at least noticed the false light of the campfire within the cave. Small victories.

>fresh out of running shoes

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I wonder how many allegories you'll go through before realizing that you're just begging Yea Forums for the attention your parents never gave you.

"Soft and smooth"

some ugly dude drawing it....but it's ok because I appreciate his sense of beauty

It makes me wish I didn't have ugly deformed feet and toes.
Not a footfag, but it'd be nice to have feet that at the very least look somewhat aesthetically pleasing.

A fixation upon parental love, I see.
A man worried about world hunger is proximally threatened by hunger to an extent that he perceives it as a real threat.
Similarly, a man who considers parental love a danger to ones development is not far from lacking parental love himself.
In other words, to even consider these basic components of a healthy life worth discussing reveals that you are dangerously unfulfilled yourself.
My needs involving parental love are so easily surpassed that I have difficulty even fathoming the way some of you live, pining for affection.

"I wonder when Bird comes back on screen, I hope I don't have to wait too long."

>n-no u
We're done here, I guess.

Yes, I suppose you have some anime to watch. I assume Lain is to your taste? Perhaps PreCure?

C

They look like a dyke couple. Absolute garbage, someone stop these madmen from ruining cute girls

>Everyone except complete lazy slobs and third worlders wear shoes inside
You must not be from the US. Everyone here wears shoes inside, my dad puts on shoes to sit on the couch and watch the football game.

>wearing shoes in your house
why are americans so fucking retarded, shoes are for outside, not inside.
You can put on sandals if your little princess soles are too soft for floors.

snek nadeko a shit
snek victim nadeko a best

I'll tell you what I won't do - beg Yea Forums for the attention I don't get at home.

Oho! An appeal to masculinity!
Unfortunately, shoes inside are a matter of status and religion, which are invariably intertwined. But on that subject, I can say no more, except that you are woefully unaware, and barring some miracle, likely always will be.

I just love watching this loop, it's so sexy and comfy at the same time.

You are objectively wrong sir

Is this the new Ueno character?

Seems I hit the nail on the head re: anime preferences (not that I would ever actually wield a hammer for construction purposes), hence your attempt at bobbing and weaving into another futile attack upon my motivation.
I will tell you what I tell my hound when it thunders outside -- it will be okay. I will spare you the instruction pertaining to anime taste. From our conversation, you have enough to digest for one biannual period anyway.

I bet you were raised in a family that made you play with nothing but your own shit.

Because no sane person would say that.

I wonder how you'll feel when you realize that you only got the attention your broken household never gave you because you were playing the pitiful jester so well.

How repulsive footfags are.

Household is an interesting term, given that my household contains over 500 active personnel at all times; and that's only in one country. Yet another example of the grand canyon -- no, the asteroid belt -- separating our experience.

I know you think you're being an ebin troll with these fanfics, but no healthy person would do what you're doing. You're sad, and it shows.

You can look over your lawn and gauge 100 yards, yes?
Perhaps a mile or two with some degree of accuracy? Probably.
But if you try to comprehend the distance from Earth to Andromeda, you won't be able to wrap your mind around distance.
Greetings from Andromeda.

Yea Forums are definitely pedos. I mentioned a junior idol, then an Yea Forumsnon posted THAT webm of her, someone then asked for the video code, and all of a sudden the leech/seed counts for said video jumped up. We all know what they did to that video.

thats a gif

I checked it out of curiosity and I couldn't feel a thing. Guess I'm still clean.

Would you do it to her current gravure shots of her 18-year-old butt?

I've come to the conclusion that only 2D matters after all so fuck no.

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What did they do?

Cringeworthy, but amusing. You've played your part.

Hot

The sound of stiring pasta

I want to wash her hair.

This man understands

It's an under-appreciated part of Shinobu. Washing it would be fun, but I also want to mess with it outside of the bath and see if vampire magic makes it fall perfectly back into place.

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Based and goodtastepilled.

Why is the manga so good? Every page gives me a boner.
Can't wait for the manga to reach the toothbrush scene.

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cun cun desu

Don't forget the buruma scene and BIG FAT CAT TATS in the meantime

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How far are the raws?
TL is at the beginning of Monkey.

Monkey's arc just ended at like Chapter 44. It's long.

I want those toes in my mouth.

That's because you are third world slobs

Was Monkey longer than the previous arcs or is Oh Great taking his time?
I hope Oh Great adapts Kizu too.

>18 year old
That isnt pedo at all, what are you talking about? Literally nothing wrong with it, even by prude American standards 18 is fine. What exactly is the source anyway? Not interested in the younger stuff but 18 is fine.

Monkey's was definitely the longest (beside Tsubasa Cat), ever other arc begins and is resolved in the span of a day or two. Hers plays out over like a week and is probably the most dense in terms of events that structure the story, on top of still having plenty of dialogue in between it all.

>I hope Oh Great adapts Kizu too.
I'm sure he wants to, he's already done a lot with the Kizu flashbacks we've gotten and he embellishes the action scenes every chance he gets, even changing or adding things like having Araragi successfully shield Hitagi from the Crab and using some Vamp transformation in the Rainy Devil fight.

fuck off you're the ones who are sick not me

Ravioli Ravioli,
gimme the fucking code

Nice.
I barely remember the plot, dropped the anime like 6 years ago because the directing was too spastic and couldn't handle waiting for the Kizu movies.
Thank god they hired someone with talent to draw the manga.

I think actually getting your fingers between your toes like that is really painful if you actually try it.

what no it isn't how is it painful

You have athlete's foot user. Get some anti-fungal cream/powder.

Im a fan of anime feet and armpits

You're probably not getting them all the way in

I member that thread.

Yea Forums I am...

I don't know what I feel about you to be desu

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Why just nonchalantly check the leech/seed counts?

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>he doesn't have the kind of thick fingers that also make cute girls have intense insertion feelings

That I envy Araragi's bath. Like, a hot bath is one of the few things that makes me relax regardless how stressing my day has been. A hot bath on a dim ligth in some peace and silence is my top three things in the world and I would literally kill for a bathroom as big as Araragi's.

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>I would literally kill for a bathroom as big as Araragi's
His bathroom isn't that big, it's just in his head

I want a personal roman bath.

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Footfags deserve death

I'd don't know what you're talking about since I don't touch 3dpd threads. They should just fick of yo /jp/ where they belong.

You have to go back.

anyone have an archive thread for the toothbrush episode?

I want his headbathroom then.

imagine not liking something required to be a functional human.

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koyomi

I wish I could go back.
I miss 2004 Yea Forums so fucking much.
If I could I would exchange all the time spent here from 2009 to today, for more time to spend at 2004-2008 Yea Forums. fuck.

I hope there are donuts waiting for her once she gets out of the bath.

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Shinobu is perfect.

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I want Shinobu to show me her ass and then tease me for staring at it.

what goes through my mind is how this series seemed so good at 1st then it became borderline hentai by nisemonogatari.

I feeled like i was watching porn having to lock the door and stay alert for anyone getting close to my room when that aired.

Nise ramped everything up; story, animation, and lewdness.

>LO is out
It's time.

Fuck yeah, thanks for the reminder.
>kagonotori
>ponsuke
>maeshima ryo
>fujisaka lyric
I can tell this is going to be a good issue.

God I wish I could take those and jack myself the fuck off with them.

nigga araragi is a closet pedophile pretending to be "normal"

It's just so snappy and memorable in every movement that occurs.

reminder to be responsible lolicons

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do you walk around stepping on every piece of shit and mudhole you see, that a simple wipe on the entrance rug isn't enough?

>Am I a lolicon for liking 35 year old H-cup MILFs
>If you arrive at a point where you have to ask this question then chances are the answer is yes.

Because you're seriously asking yourself that question.

amputees are disgusting but that doesn't mean I want to kiss or perform other degenerate acts with a foot

Jason Schrier said I was, so it must be true.

>on-topic Shinobu thread from a couple days ago gets deleted
>one that's half-shitposting stays

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no one remembers that toothbrush was in vol2

Everyone remembers it. Even people who never watched the series.

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wearing shoes inside your house is a sign of not having culture

You can't say that and not link it.

check the archives for a post about Hazuki Kimura

Yeah, somebody already linked the offending post then deleted it.
Thank you.