Fuck, marry, kill?

I don't know if I could fuck marry anko knowing that she gets fat.

Fuck Tsunade, Marry Shizune, Kill Anko

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>Kill Anko
only if were talking about old fat Anko. Young Anko was pure sex and you're gay if you wouldn't fuck her.

Why did they make her fat in Boruto?

Tsunade is absolutely the BEST of them

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fat anko was a fucking tragedy.

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>old hag
>used goods
>bitch
Are you retarded?

Tsuande will eventually remain a grandma making her unmarryable and unfuckable, better get a at least one fuck because god knows you will never fuck a woman with tits as huge as her's again in your life
Anko will eventually turn into a fat pig so she's completely out of the running
Shizune is the clear winner here, maintaining her health even after all these years and would make an excellent wife who you can fuck whenever

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Knowing that Anko gets fat ruins her for marriage, I can't get it out of my mind that she's just going to let herself go after the first kid. With that Fuck Tsunade, Marry Shizune, Kill Anko.

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Anko getting fat is up there with Tayuya being killed in wasted Naruto characters.

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there's only 1 option, impregnate tsunade

So why is Shizune top tier wife material?

She qt

Correct.

>will always look young
>senju heirs

Fuck Tsunade, marry her disciple, kill that fat snake

cute, loyal, pure, talented. Honestly I used to have wet dreams about her as a kid. She's like that teacher or older girl who takes your virginity and would hold you, gently petting you afterwards.

virgin cake that isn't too old
qt
good personality
responsible

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>will always look young
It's essentially plastic surgery. I doubt she keeps her cunt up to task
>senju heirs
I really doubt she could have kids and even if she could she'd be a horrible mother

>I used to have wet dreams about her as a kid
>She's like that teacher or older girl who takes your virginity and would hold you, gently petting you afterwards
Something tells me this is more of a fantasy than a personal experience

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Which one do you think gives the best Blowjobs?

fuck granny
marry anko and shizune
kill op

Tsunade

>ALL OF THEM
But which one?
>YES

Anko
she learned how to unhinge her mouth like a snake thanks to a certain someone

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Based Orochimaru

Fuck Anko, Marry Shizune, Kill Tsunade

What's the point, are you planing to shove your arm or leg in there? The only reason she'd unhinge her jaw for your dick is to laugh at how small it is. Also would you really want someone who can spit snakes out of their mouth to have your dick in there.

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I fucking despise fat girls so that's easy. Kill Anko because she will inevitably become a fat, lazy cow and has the shittiest personality.
Fuck Tsunade because she's still like 65 years old
Marry Shizune because she's like 25-30 and will inevitably learn the stay young jutsu so you have a good 40 years of her being young + is the most subservient.

>what would she need to unhinge for?
>you really want someone who can spit snakes out of their mouth to have your dick in there?
you make it sound like these are two things that I've never dealt with before

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So is Orochimaru like 60 years old?
He looks as young as Tsunade.

In part II I think they're in their 50s, boruto they'd be in their 60s.

*fat anko was a fucking blessing
FTFY

Fuck Anko
Marry Anko
Kill Anko when she gets fat

My dick is hard

Most based answer so far desu.

Oh yeah user? Mine too. Do you want to start stroking?

So she can fit my dick and balls in her mouth and still manage to rim me.

At what point does a blowjob end and vore begin

At the point my legs are still outside her mouth dude.

Marry Shizune, Fuck Anko (pre-time skip only), Kill old hag

That old hag has the best female body in the whole Naruto series

Kill, fuck, marry

+can produce the best heirs
+is the strongest
+would dote on you
she is so much better it's not even funny

Fuck Anko, Marry Anko, Kill her depression and dont let her fall into food as the sole comfort of her existence

Based

Based as fuck

fuck fatty
Kill hag
marry cutie

I fapped to Nisemono so many times.

holy shit. What ep is that from? I don't remember that at all. Is that from the filler/movie that had hinata as a slut?

fuck tsunade, kill anko and marry shizune

Fuck Anko (before epilogue and bort)
Marry Shizune
Kill Tsunade

Anko get's fat so no marry (kill)
Tsunade used to be hokage and has big milkers but is the type to have the pants on in a realtionship and is a granny (fuck)
Shizune seems submissive and would propably make a caring wife (marry)

>not playing drunken shogi with the immortal loser

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Fag

Movie

Poor shizune. She is waiting what? Kakashi take the first step?

Kill Anko, Fuck Tsunade, Marry Shizune

Fuck Anko
Marry Tsunade
Kill Shizune

Tsunade is immortal she still looks like shes 20 due to her jutsu.

It's like one of three of the only good Naruto doujins.

Fuck and Marry TayTay and kill everyone else.

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Nice legs

What Konoha girl has the best tits in Boruto?

Ino or Hinata?

Ino used to have fat tits in Shippuden.

She looks like or she is still physically young? Never understood that. When she uses too much chakra she reverts to being a granny.

Thanks. I workout.

Fuck Tsunade
Marry Shizune
Kill Anko

This guy gets it.

None. Ikemoto is a pedophile and Boruto tries to appeal to Western market more. No level of fanservice as before anymore. Hinata uses always the same clothes even when a milf and into almost do not appear.

Kakashi must be gay for sure for not tapping that in 10 years at the office alone.

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>Kakashi must be gay

And what character in Nardo isn’t?
Lol

Fuck
Fuck
Fuck

Don't tell me. This Boruto-Mitsuki relation has achieved to be even gayer than Naruto-Sasuke. And I thought that was impossible.

Fuck Tsunade
Kill Anko (and fuck her corpse)
Marry Shizune

Jiraiya is the only one that aged. Orochimaru constantly swaps bodies. Tsunade uses an advanced genjutsu to hide her age.

Kill right, fuck left, marry middle

Orochimaru swaps bodies and then puts a shell that looks like young Orochimaru over it. I wonder what Tsunade's true form looks like.

>choose shizune over tsunade
How gay do you have to be

Marry Shizune.
Fuck Skinny Anko
Kill Old bag.

She hot

At least someone with sense in this god forsaken thread

Fuck Anko in the ass
Marry mommy Tsunade
kill the other bitch

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>people here thinking the Kill option isn't already limited to Anko or Shizune because Tsunade is damageproof.

You either have to fuck or marry Tsunade. The real option to decide is whether you marry her to increase your own personal prestige or fuck her to have a child which will inherit both the Uzumaki and Senju DNA from Tsunade increasing your child's genetic stock and future chances.

>fat fetishism
Absolutely shit tier

>I wonder what Tsunade's true form looks like.
a deflated scrotum stretched over a science class skeleton.

Thanks friend, that was damn good. I was going to say kill shizune because the majority of what she does is stand around holding a pig, but I've now reconsidered.

Fuck Anko, Kill Shizune, Become Hokage, Marry Shizune.

Even if Tsunade looked like a 50 years old MILF, why do you asume she would look remotely bad?

Jiraiya looks old and he still gets pussy and he is super ripped

Post source

They show her hands and other parts after she can't maintain the jutsu a few times.

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Tsunade actually stops her aging using chakra but when she releases jer seal she cant maintain the chakra technique so shows her true age.

Fuck and Marry pre-boruto Anko, i don't care about the others.

>Kill
None worth killing, but if I had to pick then probably Anko since she's the worst of the 3.

>Fuck
All 3. At the same time.

>Marry and reproduce with
Tsunade. How is this even a question?

Young Tsuna is tsun and better than the other two at ninjas. Also better looking.

Prime Tsuna hits peaks as superior ninja and woman that the other two will never reach.

Old Tsuna resists age better than the other two. Hell Anko was a fatty in her late 20's or early 30's while Tsuna was still keeping prime measurements in her 50's and 60's

Let's also not forget she's Hashirama's grand daughter, is deadlier than Anko and better healer than her disciple, also superior body to both, also Hokage level, extremely loyal, and has those delicious Hashirama/Senju DNA.

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your just gonna describe it like that and not share the sauce?

but plastic surgery involves putting synthetic material into your body or mutilating your body to look a certain way?

>pic
Cope

>b-but you have to take old tsunade!

Nope. I take Tsunade from get go. OP's a stupid shit who should be disregarded if he's comparing women with vastly different ages anyways.

Neither of them are Konan.

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>secure your children with S tier DNA
>eternal youth
>the most fertile body you could possibly mate with

the question is if you have high enough test to be compatible with her

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Nice

Fuck Anko, Marry Shizune, Kill Tsunade.

I see men of culture dwell here

Do you think Pain fucked her?

>The choice is obvious

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Maybe the reason why Tsunade is so beautiful for her age is that she has sex with so many men like crazy, why would be called the "the legendary sucker"

She literally keeps herself young by shaving off her lifespan. Her cunt's probably tight as fuck too.

If you married Shizune you would essentially be marrying Tsunade as well since they are so close.

Of fucking course

If he wasn’t gay yes

The real question is which body he used?
His own
Yahiko's corpse
the second animal path
Or multiple at once

The redhead one lol

fuck all of them

The 6 paths of pain

BRAAAAAP

>Anko getting fat is up there with Tayuya being killed in wasted Naruto characters.

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THIS

i dig that.

Heh

Kill Shizune is the only one I know for sure

Tsunade is hot as fuck but old (THOSE TITS)
Anko gets fat (not like that's a problem)

they counter eachother out too good

Marry Shizune
Fuck Anko until she gets fat
Kill Tsunade

Anal sex with Anko, murder Tsunade, anal sex with Shizune.

architect?

Fuck tsunade
Marry anko
Kill Shizune

Fat Anko is best, you pleb.

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Top tier

I love them all but I'll have to go with my first fap Tsunade.

A man of culture I see

>Tayuya being killed
Fuck man don't remind me.
It's bad enough that she died but what Kabuto did after was absolutely criminal.

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>numahana
canon be damned, THIS is the future I choose

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Nagato was a literal faggot for not tapping that.
I cannot say that enough

>Tsunade uses impenetrable jutsu to make herself look young and sexy forever
>Anko becomes a fat blob
>Shizune just stays the same, I guess

Imagine how'd that work. All of the bodies of the Six Paths of Pain including Yahiko's being controlled by Nagato as he fucks the ever living shit out of her.

Fuck all three of them. Especially Anko from before Boruto. I'm still raging after what they did to her.

What make you think he didn't?

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I'm just saying - if Nagato spent more time boning Konan than brooding on a Metagross he could have had a better life. The both could have.

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KMF