what's her fucking problem
What's her fucking problem
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nowfoomy-sama....
absence of her master's dick in her tanukigoo
Her precious Naofumi-sama wouldn't fuck her
She wasn't there when Shield Hero got shafted so she'll never understand how pissed he is.
She doesn't have big tanuki balls
Severe vitamin D deficiency
heh
is it something about coons?
Your body needs sunlight to create vitamin D, so considering that she lived in some dank dark cage for god knows how long she probably really suffers from a vitamin D deficiency.
She also had shitty nutrition in general as a slave, so if it wasn't for literal magic growing her up she would likely have been stunted in bodily development forever.
This
Should have stayed a loli
She's being denied Naofumi dick even though she's his property and has repeatedly soliciting for said dicking.
she's sad her kind is being persecuted in Japan
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>He doesn't know about the D
Do you think a sexual frustration powered Raphtalia would be able to get past Naofumi's high defense and rape him?
NAOFUMI-SAMA
IKEMASEN!
>what's her fucking problem
She has grown... in all the wrong places.
She wants lots of little naofimis with cute little raccoon ears
based and panda pilled
what is racoon thinking at this very moment?
>shit I'm dripping on a carpet
How do you think she'd react to knowing that she's in the LN parallel universe where she get's none of the WN dick?
>imagine spanking her
No! Tanuki is not for spanking! You an spank the Orca!
So she gets dicked down on the regular in the WN? A shame for the LN counterpart
what the fuck do you think the big puffy tail is for?
it's for holding her while you spank and hug her
It's for sniffing and cuddling you damn heathen!
sorry, 'buddy', but i'm what some call a consumer of tailed females, you're looking at the thoughts from a head thats been in fantasy land for the past twenty years, bud - and your little fantasy is off the mark buddy, okay? tails are for playing with and putting onto your body - hugging and pulling are for more frisky shit
Faster
She needs more food I want a thicc raccoon
She gets thick though
>undead cock, not even once
My daughterwife.
DELETE THIS
EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA
I really, really want a tanuki daughterwife of my own.
She isn't bouncing on my cock right now, that's a big problem.
But do you deserve her?
Yeah, iirc Naofumi returns home and Raphtalia is reality retconned into being his penpal turned girlfriend. Plenty of D.
Yes. I'd take good care of her. I wouldn't even lewd her until she's old enough.
whoever could pull me out would be crowned king arthur
I don't know how to kiss either.
Who's that?
probably mad, but still miles better than her in the spear hero loop
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
What the actual fuck? why is she dead?
This series is so fucking pathetic.
>MC is entirely forgettable and bland, ripe for self-inserting
>Because the boring people who self-insert have enormous victim-complexes, the character is immediately unjustly accused of something he didn't do and has to work to clear his name in a world full of people who hate him
>This could be interesting but isn't because it's all solved by the queen coming back and fixing everything for him
>If you aren't projecting onto Naofumi, then Malty and the king being renamed Bitch and Trash just comes across exactly as it is - an embarrassing, childish revenge-fantasy
>Even if you DO project onto Naofumi he doesn't fuck his harem of cookie-cutter adoring girls who are willingly his legal property. The reason for this is that the thought of a character you're meant to self-insert with actually having sex is unthinkable for the type of people that watch this, and would shatter their sense of disbelief
>The author is so intent on any shred of creativity, spontaneity or wonder being scoured from his world that he puts in a fucking stat screen and videogame logic
>The limitations of mass-produced videogames are unironically presented as a feature and not a flaw in a supposed fantasy story
How anyone could enjoy something with such utter disrespect for its readers is beyond me. Something could be called 'That time you invested yourself in another pitiful excuse to fantasize about yourself being the successful and adored hero you aren't' and you'd unironically argue in its favor here.
Redpilled Spearbro -> Naofumi has someone who believes him -> the entire world isn't against him -> no need to get slaves -> Raphtalia stays in her cage and dies of the Japanese cold.
that's the problem!!!
tanukimusume application denied
I said old enough, i.e adult Raph.
The MC is a normie so I'm not sure why you wasted your time typing that out.
you already posted this yesterday
Still the best Raph
that's it, denied on all future monstergirl adoption applications
happy now, you sicko
Remember the power of the fluff.
Too bad. I'm going to China for one.
wtf I hate spear faggot now
source?