What would you do with astolfo pantsu?

probably

but that's the problem with traps, they look fuckable enough, but dicks are abhorrent

vaginas are worse

Depends, how soiled are they?

I wish Astolfo was my friend

worn for a full day

lol@fag cope

"vaginas are gross! A man's disgusting, shit filled asshole? Clean as a whistle!"

Why would a man need to wear women's clothing?

Not nearly enough. I need a full week, minimum.

Imagine being this gay

this is vagina vs dick dumbass

anus only contains shit
vagina potentialy contains humans
bonus: same/home anatomy

if she doesn't want to get mistaken for a girl, then she should dress like a boy and stop making my dick hard

a very busted vagina sure. but most look adequate

You want full smell huh

Give me a huge whiff, please

God I wish that were me (back)

lewd user

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To put it simply, I want to sniff the sweat that drips along his ballsack.

Make him jack himself off with it.

>a pair of panties who's been touching some guys balls
This thread made me physically ill.

Vomit. The one thing I can guarantee.

Its an acquired taste

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you can just sniff yours

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Laundry

>but dicks are abhorrent
I think I know your problem, you're straight.
Dicks are amazing.

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Put them up for auction
Go on vacation with the proceeds

So basically being a faggot.

>mini-skirt
>exposed midriff
>thin waist
>hips about the size of shoulders
>high socks
>skindentation

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You know if you masturbate you're grabbing a penis, so you're already gay because you're jerking off a dick.

cum on it and make he wear

for me, the problem is stick our dicks on a hole full of shit

I could spend hours playing with astolfo's dick

>dad walks in

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a real straight man wouldn't fuck a trap

i'd ignore the dick if the face and body are hot enough

>You know if you masturbate you're grabbing a penis, so you're already gay because you're jerking off a dick.

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Who would astolfos feet?

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I want to worship astolfo feet, user.

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>Nubile white christian boy
>Healthy amounts of TEST-
>Caught around young adult stage, very virile, had a sex-off with comrade in arms with how many women they could fuck around a country one time

I'm not gonna lie- I expect just a light smelling variation of what I'd expect from my own underwear- but- if hope turns true, it might be less of that- more of that intoxicating smell caused by pubic hair milk/sweat at the start of puberty/when I first started jacking it where It had this really unique, boyish smell you can't find anywhere else.

Maybe a hint of inscence too.
But yeah, I'd say smelling trap panties is the test of whether or not traps can make panty phermone fapping as appealing as it is with females that are constantly just- moist, because it's a second mouth down there that occasionally queefs, bleeds, and pisses- next to the increased NEED to hydrate women have because of it

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