HACHIKUJIIIIII!
HACHIKUJIIIIII!
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I'm glad that were are in a snail renaissance.
Gahararagi-san?
She's so perfect
Snail never went out of fashion. Pound for pound she is always consistently second place in the polls with number one switching every time.
You'd be hard pressed to find people who actively dislike Snail either. All Snailfags have to do is continue not ruining it and all will be good.
She's great, but there's a reason she never takes first.
Deviant Snail might just be best girl. Definitely best Zoku since Monkey basically got written out of the story.
Oh god she really is the best. It's a damn shame about Monkey though - I always welcome more of her.
Snail is in a whole other weight class. You can't compare her to Monkey or Crabwhore because they're incomparable. Simple as that. The best comparison that can be made is to the Fire Sisters, but I've always held that she's a better imouto than either Karen or Tsukihi.
>All Snailfags have to do is continue not ruining it and all will be good
Or as I like to think of it: slow and steady, just like a snail, wins the race.
If we're doing comparisons. The actual comparison is to the other first place winners which is Senjougahara and Shinobu.
Monkey is literally the lowest of every heroine so she's effectively Exorcist tier.
Snail is the low-key heavyweight statistically speaking. Never making it to the top but never failing either.
In that sense she makes me think she just wants to live a quiet life without the shitposting that comes with First place.
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I hope Araragi vistis her at the shrin a few more times in Monster Season
>Monkey is literally the lowest of every heroine
Being a monkeyfag is suffering
At least no one shittalks Monkey as happens for Crab and Snake. The ones who really suffer would have to be Roukafags, but I'm not sure I've even seen one.
>Being a monkeyfag is suffering
It is a shame because she's low-key got some of the best subtle development in the series.
>The ones who really suffer would have to be Roukafags
If you choose to -fag a non-heroine there is no doubt in that person's mind that your choice is a low-tier pick. You have to accept conversation will never happen about that character you like which is both a negative and a positive.
All the girls have their own pros/cons Yea Forums faggots, there is literally no waifu tier or a best girl because they all balance each other out
I honestly don't get why she's rated so low. She not has not only great development but a ton of the best charm points and gimmicks. I'm the kind of person who can't into choosing faves but I'd be hard pressed to find a point in the series where she's not in the top half at least.
I bet you're a centrist.
There are quite a few with no cons like Shinobu, Kanbaru, and Ougi, as well as several with no pros such as Nadeko, Sodachi, and Tsukihi. The entire lineup pretty much does break down into waifu tier, mixed bag tier (those like Senjougahara and Hanekawa that do in fact have pros and cons), and shit tier with rankings within the tiers determined entirely by taste in fetishes.
She's thoroughly shown that she can't carry a story for shit and her character arc is best left to hints in the background.
The bravery required to state a falsehood
they fuckin killed the bat thread
what the fuck
What site do you propose?
Snail is better than we deserve
Then take over this one
Have you tried not making single sentence template OPs?
Snail a best
I don't like Shinobu's personality or the fact that she changes forms, and the donuts thing is so forced. It's like she's made to appeal to everyone.
Agree. I did like her is Kizu a lot but fucking Tsubasa kept undeservingly stealing the spotlight
Hana's issues have nothing to do with monkey.
It was because it dropped all of the main cast for a new character that monologued at you.
>Turning snail into an adult
What the fuck is this shi...
Wait. Why is she better now? How did this happen?
Mods are fags and you know this.
>tfw been Snail fag for 10 years since the beginning
Thank you Nisio Isin, I couldn't have asked for a better pay off.
>Monkey is literally the lowest of every heroine so she's effectively Exorcist tier.
chartfags BTFO
Snail's strongest feature is consistency in her writing.
Snail is sympathetic because as a person we wish she could find her way just to see her mother. She is also tragic because her survival usually means a catastrophe to everyone else. But she's also tough because she doesn't complain and breakdown crying when it comes to accepting reality and responsibility, when the push comes to shove she'll step up. And she's always a great foil for bants with Araragi, she has a cute gimmick that is way too smart to be real and Nisio consistently hits these bits with her.
Meanwhile other characters like Kanbaru, while I think she's an amazing foil to Araragi, her bants with Araragi is the only part I enjoy, her story arcs weren't that good for me and if anything I kind of hated her in her introduction. Hanekawa is all right most of the time, but essentially she's just another unrequited love story. To me the only real rival to Snail is Shinobu.
> story arcs weren't that good
Hana was the worst arc after all. Rouka is unusually shit character for shaft. Im sure shes better in the novels.
who?
>he doesn't know
I don't know if Hana was the worst arc but it was pretty bad.
None of it has to do with monkey as a character though but with the execution.
For a dialogue driven character series hana had precious little dialogue at all and just monologues and expo dumps instead.
I liked the part with Kaiki.
I liked how it spoiled him being alive and well.
snailgasm
The parts with Kaiki, Araragi, and Ougi were great. The boys actually carry the series.
Seeing her lewdly squirm around like that helps you realize that Hachikuji's body is fairly filled-out for a girl of her age.
Of course, that doesn't influence my opinion of her, since I am not a pedophile.
>since I am not a pedophile.
sure, sure
Would you recommend me this show if i fuck my sister?
You should probably watch shows that dont remind you of real life. I recommend shinsekai yori, it has gay people.
Every loli Araragi abuses it always comes back to bite him. Snail and Bat treat him like a ragdoll when they're all grown up.
The parts with Ougi and Araragi were the only parts with actual banter and dialogue.
The rest of the arc was Kanbaru interrogating Numachi and Numachi's monologues.
You should probably watch shows that remind you of real life, like Miyazaki wants. I recommend Eromanga sensei
Don't forget yuribait. I know it's generally accepted that Kanbaru is a dyke, but to me it seems like an edgy teen phase. If Araragi really wanted to redecorate her shitter she would put up a fight only for show.
"abuse" implies they aren't consenting
brainlet that just got to ep 3 here, so what the fuck, why is mirror shinobu a human? novelfag explain
Abuse implies they're humans/pets who are also alive
She wasn't born a vampire.
which novel?
So like
Shinobu can feel it every time Araragi fucks his girlfriend, right?
Kinda like jesus can feel every time you masturbate.
No that part was fine.
My favorite girl is the girl who isn't underage and also doesn't look underage
Interesting
But that's like 3 different girls.
Youre into kaiki?
Sounds gay.
Wait, why are you watching this then.
I actually remember I was arguing with a guy about Hachikuji, he was saying that she's shit because she was just pedobait.
He was a snakefag.
You guys told me the story is good but it's been shit for 8 years. I've been waiting for it to get better but never does.
snakefags are the most deluded hypocritical and inconsistent out of everyone on this site.
Who the fuck recommended you monogatari on the story?
That's the most retarded thing I have ever heard.
So Yozuru? Cause that's some good taste. Fuck oddities.
No
This guy gets it
Imagine being too dumb for Monogatari
You did 8 years ago.
The show itself is dumb as fuck.
>implying there are not 3
I don't remember telling you anything 8 years ago.
Or even watching monogatari for that matter.
I personally find her irritating and ugly, just not my cup of tea. I can definitely see the appeal in it though, just not for me
How old were you 8 years ago?
1 cutie and 2 a shit
20 and stop reminding me.
Calling mamaragi a shit is punishable by death
i know that feel, nii-san.
Arararararagi is behind you. Oh God she has airpods in she can't hear us. Oh God oh fuck.
Why the fuck did noone tell me Zoku is already subbed?
why the fuck haven't you been checking every few hours since the minute it was ripped like the rest of us?
they finished last friday, took ten days for 3 episodes. the other 3 episodes come out in a few weeks, then we have to wait again for subs. might be better off waiting for the whole shebang at this point
>not waiting for BDs because SHAFT
>Gaen IZzzzzZZuko
>being retarded
you can always leave it to the raildexfags
Gaen is a certified milf
Which Gaen?
Because only one of them is a certified M and only the other a F
Izuko
I want to fuck this trendy young lady
Izuko is not a mother silly user.
Not unless you make her one.
Is it trendy if the trend died a couple decades ago?
it is the BD, the tv series is airing next season
Good for you
occult research club backmonogatari fuckin when
The BDs don't always make things better
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I liked this part the most in zoku so far.
I wish I knew how to make webms
I want to fuck all the MILFs in Monogatari.
So you want to fuck everyone you'd want to fuck.
Good to know.