Let’s have a comfy Kazumin thread, the only OTP of konosuba

Let’s have a comfy Kazumin thread, the only OTP of konosuba

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She is literally perfect lads

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>breeding with retards
nope

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Correct

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I love Yunyun

Nobody loves you

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that's hot

this is now a aqua thread

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And they say Megumingafs are the obnoxious ones...

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>Kazuma x Megumin is happening
Normalfags BTFO.

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Get along

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I wish I was married to Yunyun.

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>flat chest pressing against fat breasts
unf

Yunyun is for impregnation, telling her you will take responsibility and leaving before she wakes up.

Kazuma Kazuma, ______

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God i wish that were me

You wish to be a fetus?

I mean, any of the 3 is a win for me. I can be Kazuma and fuck Megumin, I can be Megumin and be a cute loli, or my parents can be Kaz and Megu.

>Mommy Megumin
MY DICK

I want to fuck a pregnant megumin hard.

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Did Moses separated dorkness tits? They are awful.

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Sag is ugly. It's a very good thing the one and only goddess is flat and at most wears pads inside her dress.

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Her huge breasts will enlarge the chest area and ruin his jumpsuit. Literally everything she does is wrong

MeguSHItfags BTFO.This is an aqua thread now, post your best aquas

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Speaking of Aqua and Megumin, which of these is more morally repugnant?
>having sex with a child
>having sex with a retard

>minor goddess of a fringe cult
Sorry I only post Eris

Yeah, he is a retard godess, practically a godess.Then i would rather bang a retard godess than a satanic loli

You can simply wait for Megumin to be legal
Aqua’s retardness is incurable

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>Yeah, he is a retard godess, practically a godess
What did he mean by this?

Grammar 101

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Aqua is mentally like a 6 yo therefore she is the true pedo bait, while Megumax was a pre-teen in her introduction and therefore hebe material.

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The only immoral option here is not fucking both.

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that's how breasts behave, virgin

No shit. Thats why anime boobs are the best, because they aren’t saggy and have a good shape, except in the konosuba anime. Jesus the art style of the series is unpleasant to look at

Shhhh
Let her be digested in peace.

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Did you know that all girls subconciously want to be swallowed by frogs?

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Is this canon?

Not yet

Nah

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Ew

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AGE. REGRESSION. COLLAR.

How about a Kazuma thread instead? no homo

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Good doujin, except for the ntr. Megumin would never do that

t. Megumin

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>(fake and non-canon) Megumin picks up random little boy off the street, plays with him, and jacks him off in the bath
>the collar comes off and Kazuma is back to his original age to her surprise
>she gets angry with Kazuma for being "scum," ignoring the fact that she willingly chose to rape an 8 year old boy she didn't know
I would've kicked this (fake and non-canon) Megumin in the stomach repeatedly.

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My thoughts exactly

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Megumin might be flat, but those hips are on a league of their own

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Megumin is already legal in magic Australia so whatever.

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Based

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Go to sleep glowing aquafag

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yes