My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are...
Except for the killing stuff, Kira did nothing wrong.
>except for the killing stuff
That's all he did
>Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
this is where you were wrong
Man, Kira literally wouldn't have had any problems if he was born like 10 or 15 years later. By then humanity would produce fucked up videogames like Manhunt or Rapelay for him to sublimate his urges.
I bet Kira would have been a Rance fag.
This reads like the opening to American Psycho
Funny how all you want is a quiet life, but you deny that right to anyone who falls victim to your perversions.
He only goes after THOTs so he's honestly doing a service.
Can someone explain exactly how bites the dust was defeated? Why didn't all of the main cast just explode again after the first loop they were caught? I don't get it.
it is the opening to american psycho
Kira was based off of Bateman I think, the novel a few years before he was introduced
He deactivated it right before the time it was set to go off.
He deactivated it so he could use Killer Queen to defend himself. I don't remember where they say it, but he can only use one bomb/attack at a time
D.C. Douglas nailed it!
He killed a lot of people, user.
Well, he's technically right, he died from an accident
They where all whores so its ok
He killed around 50 people, user. I don't want to pretend to be a morally just person, but I'm pretty sure that's bad.
If he did nothing but kill then surely all the things he did that weren’t killing weren’t wrong then, right?
Sounds like a nice guy who did nothing wrong
mori mori mori radio~
I would give this man my hand in marriage.
What did they mean by this? i only see one Jo
Post the David Bowie version.
His name translated is Joand Joeh. The typesetting is just really fucking stupid.
it never really occurred to me till now that he really is the Thin White Duke, isn't he
>that hint of love/remorse for his family
Was this just because they were HIS and part of HIS PEACEFUL LIFE, or was he actually developing feelings for the thot?
>northeast section of Morioh
>not the northeast section of the BEAUTIFUL DUWANG
you sir, disgust me
Why didn't he just use「Don'to Sutopu Me Nao」?
仗助 Put this in Google translate and click on the sound icon.
She was a pretty decent for a thot tbch
>doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning
is this actually true? i might stretches too to help me sleep but 20 minutes seems too much
Only because he murdered her real husband and replaced him. She was actually an unloving bitch despite the fact he provided for her, and their marriage was loveless. But when Kira assumed his identity she suddenly got wet for him because she smelled a chad
>50 roasties removed
based
>purging your town of the whores
he did a great service to humanity, I understand that morally white people are against it but it was the right thing to do.
I'm a murderer on my way to work
Just like a normal guy
I am a スタンド使い, I'm out of control
woah woah woah woah WOAH EXPLODE
It was fujobait. If they committed to either answer it would kill half the doujins
So I just finished part 4 and why is Kira so overhyped? He was a pretty typical psychopath/serial killer character.
He saved Part 4 for the most part. It was a pretty mediocre chapter otherwise.
Jojo has always had a large female fanbase. Like most shonen titles there's a huge built-in audience of lazy older sisters who read whatever comics their younger brothers get, which is shonen jump. This in turn doubles their chance of becoming fujos
Anyway the scenario of being in a relationship with a suave serial killer is a popular fantasy for women in the east and west
It was pretty cool that Araki made a more compelling villain that was technically weaker than the previous one, again. Also by focusing solely on a small town, the stakes felt higher even though it wasn't about saving the world anymore like the last 3 parts.
But Kira wasn't suave he just had nice clothes
Part 4 was a pretty episodic, hijinks of highschool kids thing until Kira showed up with all his Kirisma
He only slayed thots so still good.
>He was a pretty typical psychopath/serial killer character.
If all serial killers and psychos were typical, they'd be easily identified and institutionalized in short order.
Kira has unique quirks, he's the opposite of Dio, and he has a powerful Stand that he makes maximum use out of.
>expect something gay or violent
>get something far worse
aaaaAAAAAAAAA
Kosaku was a boring loser to the extent that Shinobu was foaming at the clit when her 'husband' cooked scrambled eggs for dinner, made a move to help undress her (he was actually trying to strangle her, but she didn't know that) in the bedroom, stood up to the landlord when he was being a cunt, listened to her story about a cat that got into the house, and kissed her after she went to the effort of making him a nice breakfast.
The whole point of Shinobu was that she was desperate for any sort of affection or even acknowledgement from her husband, and even the shallow and/or misunderstood attention she got from Kira was enough to make her fall completely in love.
>Kira's "wife" was conveniently a bimbo
Then again his "son" was conveniently the smartest ever so I guess it balances out.
He had cheekbones and could cook for himself, which goes a long way with Japanese women. Also he did go through the Cinderella ringer which is supposed to make one irresistible, right?
Well yeah, the wife had to be passive enough for women to self-insert as without necessarily feeling bad if she got murdered either