I'm Gonna become the first Uchiha Hokage ever.
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*the first slut hokage.
What would Tobirama say?
She’s got my vote so long as I get my turn
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
We can only hope.
oh come on, Chouchou is going to be a lot more voluptuous than that
I want to fuck Hima while she is a loli before she turn into a hideous thot.
you have your own people for that Mohammed
>that
>a "hideous thot"
Shut the fuck up pedo.
Naruto and Sasuke should have been descendants of Tobirama and Izuna respectively for maximum pottery
Gay as fuck.
Like if Uchihas can be hokages. Bunch of psychotic manchild even when adults.
>not Madara
>not Obito
>not Sasuke
And certainly fucking not some weak female Uchiha whore. I swear on the name of the greatest kage.
WHY DOES SHE NEED GLASSES SHE'S AN UCHIHA
Just cause you have eye powered blood line does not mean your eye sight is good. People can be blind and still use eye powers so long as the eyes are intact and not damaged.
Attagirl. Konoha need somebody like Sarada. Last Uchiha so she finally adress Uchiha discrimination and massacre, it is time to condemn crimes of Toborama/Hiruzeich reich. Konoha should take an example from the Mist village (Russia) who condemned Bloody mist period (Ussr). She is woman so she make woman more revelent, they will get study and high paying job quotes, they will be strong and independent, not some mousy housewifes. Sarada with her outfits will show other woman that they should not be ashamed to show some skin, to express you sexuality. They also should not be ashamed if their bodies a not conventionally attractive, so Sarada with her trusted advisor ChouChou will start company against fatshaming. Sarada who is friends with clone Mitsuki will also support any kind of artificial people who will go out from Orochi lab. It is not like issue of unnatural birth is not close for her she have two mother herself. She will use Orochimaru help to restore Uchiha clan and will lead it. Sarada will be new face of Konoha, she start a new era and it will be glorious.
So an Uchiha with defective fucking eyes. Sakura's genes are that bad huh.
Why not Hashirama and Madara?
it's probably going to be a plot device in the future, she'll get rid of her glasses either when she awakens the full sharingan or the mangekyo
Well it definitely wasnt from the Uchiha side of the family, thats for sure
Konoha shinobi believe in will of fire, that everyone of them should do the best for the village. If you are really Konoha's loyal shinobi and want to do some good for it than just kill yourself with kunai. You are from cursed clan, girl. You will become insane and evil in no time. Just die while you are still innocent child and have peace in pure world. Uchiha must extinct.
Kakashi x Sakura is better as Sasuke x sakura
Why is Tobirama so fucking handsome? He's genius, strong and handsome. There aren't shinobi like him anymore.
He just is. Genetic lottery absolute winner.
>slim chouchou
Why?
Time to summon Second.
Kakashi is a a MGTOW. Only fucked Shizune for fun when in the office and got a retirement at a resort.
You have my support Sarada-chan!
Yes, his wife is a beautiful Uchiha
Albinism. All anime albino are handsome as fuck.
An Uchiha wife sounds terrifying.
You posted wrong Uchiha.
Boys can't be wives.
Tsunade?
Tobirama and Madara should've been girls, prove me wrong
Actually, it'll be Konohamaru after Naruto- or Sasuke acting as a Danzo 2.0 electrio Susan'oogalo
As for her sight issues, either Sakura's genes were so shit that it ruined the Uchiha bloodline for all time, or she has the same shit that happens with the nanoaugmentated Agents wither their eyeballs in Deus Ex, bitch has overcharged the fucking nerve endings in her eyes with chakra, which means she needs to get more than just one 6 disc magnatama shit in the patterns her sharingan shows before she gets rid of the glases.
But of course, let's not forget, that even though sasuke may have utterly killed his bloodline, depending on whether or not Sarada fucks Boruto- has his kids, and we get a whole new fucked-ass kekkai genkai because of Boruto's creepy moon !notuncle because eugenics- the prospects of most probable clan & Bloodline logevity going extinct is in-fact Kiba- who thought it was a good idea to fuck a Homeless Cat-woman shinobi living in a fucking South america brazil looking shithole, resulting in a disgusting toxoplasma infested offspring, that is most guaranteed to be a useless lesbian dykeshit because the aspects of his clan's women (Big motherfucking Arkayla Wolf DOM/Big sisters) + the horrid Viral faggotry of CatAIDS would only result in that fucking abomination on Hanabi's sqaud- Kiba is the biggest loser shinobi in the fucking leaf- period.
That's why Tobirama was never officialy married.
A hokage needs a concubine. I'm sure Hinata wouldn't mind sharing her man with a much younger woman.
Madara is drama queen and if he was a woman that will be less disgusting. But Tobirama will be just cold agressive dyke, so he is better as a man.
>pretending an Uchiha gets to be hokage, before taking it away
Worked so well with Madara
This. Madara would work better as the spurned lover of Hashirama whose beloved otouto was killed by Tobirama.
Or Hinata can be a cuckqueen and Sarada can be the cake... in due time of course.
>liking forced boobs
yikes
He prefer porn novels to real woman and he is right.
she cute
My Hotkage rang
1.Tobirama
2.Kakashi
3.Hiruzen (young)
4.Minato
5.Hashirama
6.Naruto (like not his hair)
Haha, no. Stop spreading lies.
best family
I blame Sunahara for making me like this shit.
Lol, absolutely not. Ino+Sai. Sai is even the best father, emotionless guy.
Tobirama had an arranged marriage
He was forced by Hashirama
Same. That man is a miracle worker. Or at least a jizz wizard.
SoL show about Tobirama adapted to living with an uchiha woman when?
Sure is. It could've had a chance if the Sauce had died or something. The pairing is popular enough considering it's a crackship.
best smug faces that’s for sure
Second was not married. And in Naruto world man have obligations to marry and have children, ecpecially clan's leaders. So if Second still not married even after that kind of pressure he must had very good reason for it. And he did spoke how Uchiha is clan of love so he must had some close experience with them.
> could go into politics
> stayed lousy shinobi
This. Tobirama, along with Kakashi (ignoring the bullshit novel) and Gaara are the token cool gay guys of the series.
>Sakura X Kakashi
>Sarada X Naruto
How likely can these two happen?
Why Tsunade is a jobber even when one of her parents were child of Hashirama and a pure blood Uzumaki Jinchuuriki?
>manga called boruto
>thinks anyone other than boruto is gonna become hokage
LOL
He prefer goofy blondes so somebody like Naruko will be better for him.
The reason was, he was gay for the uchiha and wanted that sweet mangekyou ass
Because she is a woman.
*Second
Isn't it weird that Obito, in his thirties, still lusted after 12y old Rin in his memories?
I like SasoSaku more
Obito is attracted to innocence.
Him NOT wanting to be Hokage is his lifelong goal. He wants to be Salad's Sauce instead.
Poor Tobi, they stole all his jutsus and credit for them from him.
I can totally see him having Uchiha male harem if Izuna lived.
Well Sasuke was the MC of Naruto for almost the entirety of the series so that's understandable.
Uchihas all pretty much have bad eyesight unless they gouge out there brothers eyes
Based. A battlefield is no place for a woman.
He is insane pedophile.
Sarada is going to be flat chested like her mom, isn't she?
Lol neither. It's too late for Kakasaku. If Kishi knew how to write romance he could've thrown little hints there and there in Part 2. For the latter...Sarada's womb unfortunately has been promised to Burrito.
>sarada x boruto
GOD NO PLEASE NO
Obito is mentally insane and locked in his teenage mind.
Checked.
Well it's not like there was a 30 year old Rin to dream about.
Also, when you die in Naurto, what form does your spirit take? Is 30 year old Obito fucking 12 year old Rin for eternity?
If Shikadai will ever aim to hokage what election platform he should chose?
1) Stick to traditions. Nationalism, hard work and family values. Special focus on declining birth rate. Naruto generation had only one child for family which is shame.
2) Socialism. Honor his commie waifu and propose higher taxation for rich and the right to a basic income for every citizen. There must be a lot of jobless shinobi in peaceful time.
3) Embrace his sandnigger origin, denounce Konoha's degeneracy ways, limit women's ability to work as shinobi (they suck eirher way, they should stay home and raise children), strengthen relations with wind country maybe take wife from sand village, also secretly organise terrorist camps in stone land.
The bicker like Naruto and Sakura. Not going to happen. In Naruto world, every couple has opposite personalities
Cute.
Seems like you revert at will. Kakashi and Obito talked with each other in their minds in both adult and kid form.
>election
>hokage
lol If he succeeded it would only be because he is the son of seventh's most trusted advisor and is also related to the kazekage. Everything in village politics decided by lineage.
That is sick. Kakashi is 14 years older.
Salad
Dating an uchiha would be terrifying. Imagine the arguments. How would you even win against a woman who could trap you in an illusion for hours?
Sarada is a good girl, she'd never do something so underhanded.
Pretty sure they only fucked each other. Itachi's fiancee was his cousin.
Sarada is supposed to marry a noble like Tentou the son of daimyo
She should not marry a ninja peasant
And? Sasori was a literal grandpa in doll's body
Both are sick pairings. The same level as Naruto-Tsunade.
>Pretty sure they only fucked each other.
So do ninja not understand how genetics works? They know they have severe psychological problems in their family history yet refuse to interbreed. The Uchiha mind is essentially a evolutionary bottleneck for their entire species.
Was Chouji an absolute faggot when you chose flat nigger over a thicc goddess?
Reminder that Uchiha are not evil and that pic related is the only reason they even considered rebellion.
Cope.
She is a good girl. Her mothers must be so proud of her.
>not liking delicious age gap
>sick
Faggot.
She was already banging Darui. How was chouji supposed to compete with that?
I agree, SaradaxNaruto is truly superior
>salad has two moms
niceeee
Apparently Karin and Sakura are best friends now. It's really hard to imagine Sakura being friends with anyone though given her terrible characterization in the original series.
The Japanese fans don't seem to mind it.
>Sakura's genes are that bad huh
kek naruto dodged a bullet
Sakura is paired with everyone like Madara, Obito, Tobirama, Gaara, Neji and itachi ....
That depends. Never was explicited that all kekkei genkai are recessive genes. Sharingans are not since Sarada still has. . Although their clan was large, they have married commoners or they would be even more retarded like the Kaguya clan that was so interbreed that their abilities only appeared every 100 years. The Byakugan too is not recessive. But nature transformations varies and body abilities mostly are.
I could see this happening in a more mature manga. Like what else would Kakashi do during the time skip? He's stuck in Konoha with his emotionally unstable female student. Why not fuck her?
The were ploting revolt and Kyubi release. Danzo saved shinobi world by killing those psychopaths. Made nidaime proud.
Danzo is a fucking moron and fucked everything. Hiruzen was stupid not killing him when young.
>Sakura is paired with everyone like Madara
Fucking kek. This pairing is weirder than Kakashi/Sakura.
Tobirama thought Danzo was a coward and was very disappointed in him. Tobirama was right. Danzo's cowardice was why he was so terrible at politics and almost got the entire village destroyed.
And the second Uzumaki.
Why land of Lighting have so strange population? Half of it is blueeyed blonde wasp and the other half is niggers. Is it Usa analog in Naruto world or something?
Sakura is friends with a lot of people in the original series. What are you on about?
That do not surprise me. People have a hard time accepting that Kakashi is a closet gay or just asexual. Even with the mask, he makes panties wet every place.
Yeah, but he was so full of traumas and autistic depression that he never showed any interest in women. Even with a bunch of them falling for him like Shizune.
Boruto and Sumire episode next week.
I used to ship this a long time ago. I think it was because Kakashi was like Sasuke, but a better and cooler person.
Pretty much yes, since they have names like "Killer Bee" and invented rap. It is not like any place has a homogenous population. Maybe the land of Wind. Better question, why naruto and his father are the only blue eyed golden hair blondes? Every other blonde is a different shade of yellow and no eye are like theirs. There is even more red heads than blondes like them.
Danzo worked hard for Konoha for decades doing dirtiest work so his friend could maintain his kind grampa image. Tobirama didn't called him coward, Danzo called himself. But one panic attack in youth doesn't make man coward he proudly died in the end. And Tobirama wanted uchiha scum dead. He was clad when he heard about massacre.
The bitch was in her late 20's in Part 2. Chouji was still a teenager.
That shown somewhere?
That's a good explanation. I always liked the pairing more than SS but never knew why only that I thought they looked more pleasing together.
>Darui
You mean Killer Bee.
Minato is some very successful mutation and all his descendents will be owerpowered blueeyed blond true aryan. Maybe they will have their own reich someday.
Izuna had Sasuke's duck hair and Tobirama had Naruto's spiky hair.
Didn't he do more Anbu missions during the time skip and barely saw Sakura?
Uh younger?
I don't think Kakashi really did much of anything during the time skip gap, except maybe train to use MS.
why he is so cute?
It has to be Himawari, Sarada will only bring despair and pain
Fucking Uchiha
Imagine being Raikage. Living in a penthouse, able to release your accumulated testosterone, after working out in your home gym, into your 10/10 assistant which you dressed in your favorite fetish.
Too bad Madara killed her with a Bijudama
Uchiha is clan of love. They need another chance. Sarada will revive her clan and it will be better than ever.
I can´t believe Konohamaru hasn´t tapped her yet.
How did she get put in charge of the Ino-Shika-Cho team? Did she blow Naruto or something?
Konohamaru blew Naruto so he would give her that team.
It is very disturbing. Japs are weird.
She can use mokuton.
He wants that 10/10 Hyuga wife like his senpai.
Is there any chance that she has senju blood?
This. They look good together. Fuck Hiashi's keikaku.
it's possible, or maybe she got wood style as some sort of random mutation.
More younger
How can Sasuke just have such a faggy child?
She has way too much Sakura and not nearly enough Madara.
Is that what you call rebuilding your clan, faggot?
I don't think it was specified that wood release is Senju-only KKG, just really rare
>Uchihas with pink hair
Oh could've been a good trolling.
Yes
Sarada isn't edgy...yet.
>Tsunade never had kids despite looking like she does
fucking WORTHLESS I have a new outlook on her now, dropped straight outta my Nardo top 10 characters.
Grown Himawari is S tier waifu material.
Team 10 & team 15 gonna have a mission together.
Bort isn´t pleased about this.
Hashirama's Mokuton probably was a special one related to the God Tree but it never got explained like everything not called Sharingan.
There is still time. Thanks to Uchiha's history of mental illness she just destined to go full edge.
>naruto's personality with Hinata's body
Hot.
Same thing about edo tensei.
And the answer is: How the audience knows them.
Looks like Hebi team gonna do something.
It is not like it is going to be wasted. Naruto genes caused a new kekkei genkai to appear in boruto and Hima still has byakugan, Sarutobi genes are commoner genes and affect nothing. Hanabi will still produce children with byakugan, Well, besides that, Neji is dead, so no cousin arranjed marriage for her.
Reminder Kashin Koji is Kakashi
Hanabi is for moonman.
Hiashi keikaku already got realized when his daughter fucked the strongest person on the planet.
Since when he summons frogs?
Kashin Koji is Tobirama.
I want to dick her. Hard.
because she needs to trade eyes with her dad to not go blind
All this hardwork and this brat wanna play batman instead of being hokage. Hiashi must be dissapointed.
Seems like only Ashuras reincarnations can use life energy and generate wood.
hfw you confess.
That frog was mechanical, most likely experimented on by Kara.
Didn't she has young 10 year cousin? I heard something about that, but don't remember where.
Denki was kinda cute. No homo.
He has hundreds of irrelevant relatives. Hiashi's wife was also this. This is the first generation with heirs marrying commoners or outsiders.
Himawari is for ...
Only 2 episodes left until episode 100.
pats
And fucking nothing happened. I will wait two years to watch again.
They're not just going to end their cash cow.
Mujina bandits arc could last only two episodes.
Well like Dragon Ball, the sequels are always inferior.
>Soon...
Danzo fucked everything up over and over. He's also the one who created Pain by ordering the slaughter of the original Akatsuki.
Reminder she has to repopulate her clan.
Not if they pad it out into an arc. Make new content.
I really like the style used for Sarada and the crazed ownership look. I wish there was a woman who wanted to claim me like this.
I wanna see Wasabi using other cat species cloaks.
Or a Wasabi vs Kiba episode.
Already 100 episodes in and nothing has happened.
Seriously. By episode 100 of Naruto we were pretty much at the Sasuke Retrieval Arc. Ok we have had *a* Chuunin Exams in Boruto to be fair, but they were pretty fucking awful and don't seem to have fit into a greater overarching plot at all yet.
So really the story still hasn't started properly.
Garaga left bort
He'll be back when Bort goes to learn snake sage
How much stacked is she?
I want Boruto and Garaga vs. Kashin Koji and his Boiler Toad.
Danzo just tried to install order in some third world shithole by helping Hanzo dictatorship to wipe out all other armed gangs including Akatsuki. It was right thing to do. It was Hanzo who fucked up and killed Yahiko before Nagato even after Danzo delivered intel that Nagato was very dangerous and unstable. Danzo protected Konoha and was very competent.
Another teams episode when?
why did they have to ruin Anko? she was top tier in the original
That's what happens when you gorge yourself on sweets.
I want Himawari as my wife
I don't know how Kishi did it, as she was his favorite character. Maybe he wanted to punish himself for not using her.
anime doesn't have to be like real life, that's the point
Kishi hates woman. Nothing new.
And what? Sarada is going to learn toad sage?
Irony?
Either her mom will teacher her Slugs, or her dad will teach her Hawks. I forget if she said something during the episode they learned about summons. That episode hinted Boruto wanting to have something cool like a snake summon.
His treatment of Sakura proves this.
Kishi likes them thicc?
Slugs have sage mode?
Nah he just hates Sakura
This chubby is really cute.
How long are you going to keep pushing this false narrative?
there's nothing worse than an ugly and obese fat fuck thinking they're attractive
One of the many plot holes. It's been said that slugs live in the Shikkotsu forest, yet to be explored but if toad and snake have their modes, why not slugs
Idk man, I´d totally would do her.
Well, where the fuck Hashirama learned his mode?
disgusting
How did Tobirama fight before he mastered Suiton to the point of not needing water nearby?
He used sword and then invented Hiraishin.
But he does.
Land of light = USA
Land of water = Russia (Blood mist = Ussr)
Land of fire = Feudal Japan (Tobirama's reich = Germany)
Land of wind = Arabs
Land of Rain = Polland
Land of Stone -?
China.
China
>Land of Stone
probably china
Why?
Land of light is South Africa
>enemies of all nations, specially Kumogakure(USA) and Konohagakure(Japan)
>worked with every dirty tactic to win
>spies and subverts every oportunity
Remember they where villains for the biggest part of the series.
Half of them have blond hair and blue eyes, so it more like USA (europe immigrants and black people). And they have black president for now just like Obama.
>City is surrounded by a giant stone wall
>Kage have dressed in Chinese garb
>Are known for being industrious
Wasn't the cloud ninja that were the ones that kept trying to steal the byakugan?
Iwagakure also contracted the akatsuki multiple times. Kumo and Iwa are enemies of everyone and each other. Konoha and Suna are allies, Kiri is mostly neutral.
Nice. I didn't have for them any assotiations besides fantasy gnomes.
yeah, but these metaphoric associations are lost with the last war. Now all of the nations are allied against Aliens.
Aliens = Immigrants
Alliens=reptiloids (David Icke conspiracy )
Hyuga=reptiloids/human hybrids
But aliens showed themself jobbers. They just doping addicted junkies.Pathetic.
Uchiha=niggers
Uchiha district=nigger ghetto
Tobirama based and did everything right.
Why amegakure is so cyberpunk if they are poor?
Uchiha = Muslims and jews
Where the ninja androids enter?
Hyuga with their master plan and blood ties with current president are ((they)). But they also can be hybrids.
Just because it's Cyberpunk doesn't mean it's rich.
It is mistery. They were raped by big countries like Polland in WW2 but somehow they became industrial. Pain's magic or something.
yeah, and how this place gets money? Selling metal?
I don't get why they pissed and moaned about their clans location. Every clan has land, it isn't the kage's fault that they made it a hovel. They could have built nice houses like the Hyuga, or done something else like how the Nara raise deer. No instead plot a coup
They were industrial before Pain.
It was like that even when Hanzo dominated. Now who commands this crap with Konan dead?
It's said that Ame was the most technological advanced during Hanzo era.
I guess Pain kept the business going and today they are much more advanced.
They are just stupid niggers who behave like niggers.
Jews are smart and cunning, Hyuga are jews. Uchiha violent and impulsive like niggers.
As long the kid fuck Sarada everything is all right, also Hima awaken the Byakugan at the age fucking 6, he must be happy the little girl is already set to be powerful by just getting a tantrum
>555
2 sexxxahy justsu masters
very plausible.
best ship
An old fat balding yet good hearted and hard working Daimyo right?
>77
hopefully soon, and watch them become underdog favorites.
I love sarada in a non degenerate way
Fem Madara would make a top-tier yandere.
>Cringy /pol/posting in a Naruto thread.
Come on, guys.
Male Madara already was top tier yandere.
Naruto with all its woman hating, eugenic wanking and pro genocide narrative is pretty /pol/ itself.
Ninja fights are just political squabbles
I like this thread.
What was the intention of this visage?
She's watching you masturbate
An excuse to have a cute Sarada shot highlighting her incomplete sharingan
I like SoL episodes.
she's like 65 now
Who had the best character development?
Best team and Daddy issues team next week
Jesus this picture is like 15 years old
Where do you think all the money the Zombie Duo brought in went? Also, if memory served Akatsuki in general were frequently used as guns for hire in the years leading up to Shippuden
Has nuAkatsuki shown up in the anime at all? Have they even been name dropped?
What happened to Amegakure after the Coolest Guy killed Konan?
Koji was teased.
Why does Suigetsu looks like James from pokemon?
She's flat.
No.
haven't watched this shit at all since the movie arc
is this still in eternal filler?
more.
No, we are in SoL episodes right now.
That's not weird, that's based as fuck.
Is Naruto going to pull a joestar and impregnate multiple women
I need Sarada to step on my dick ASAP. Her design is too fucking lewd. Those goddamn long sandal boot things, her arm sleeves, that cute little kind of Chinese dress except the bottom part is a mini-skirt. Fucking hell.
He'd just be helping his friend out, keeping the Uchiha bloodline going and strong.
>ikemoto won’t let Hima’s Himas blossom because he is a pedophile
It hurts
Christ how embarrassing
Hashirama’s just a god
Wouldn't bort have better genes though at this point since he has Hyuga.
How will Sarada repopulate the Uchiha clan? We need more of these edgy psychopaths.
The way they treat Bort, it's almost as if he's part kyuubi. So the real question is why not both to see who's genes are better? For science.
She is the only way for the Infinite Tsukuyomi to happen ever again.
The Naruto world is so fucking retarded.
>place is called Village Hidden in the Leaves
>is a huge city with fucking skyscrapers
>has television and broadband Internet but no highways and everyone travels via ox-drawn wagons
>still ruled by feudal lords
For a show where all the girls wear sandals it doesn't have many good foot scenes.
When’s her next episode?
When are we getting a flashback episode showing Sasuke awkwardly asking Sakura to marry him.
Next week.
Her temperament is leagues above 99% of the Uchiha clan, so he would commend her for that but there are other candidates with more potential right now so she has a long road ahead of her.
Yes, this is why I’ve ultimately lost interest in Boruto (that and nothing ever happening.)
I know this shit was in Naruto but it was nowhere near as prominent.
I swear to god the timeskip better be some kind of skynet tech doomsday shit with how much they emphasise tech in Bort.
Uchiha bloodline about to be wrekd, oh yes
No pls. Anything. ANYTHING but that.
Boruto has new eyehax, their spawn will be the birth of a new bloodline. Uchiha will live on in history as the legendary progenitor of this new eyehax.
to be the best shot for the current OP
Another refill episode?
God that scene will be great, at least I hope they don't fuck up a scene that easy to make.
Only 14 years? That's pretty tame honestly. 6 American presidents have married women at least 14 years younger than them. Grover Cleveland even married his best friend's daughter, whom he first met when she was a baby. For early life, he was basically "Uncle Grover" to her. Her father died when she was 11, and Grover became her Guardian after that. He proposed to her by letter when she was in college in 1885 after she graduated, and mind you he was sworn into his first term as president in march of 1885.
Kek
Clean the world of Uchiha filth!
>another team 15 episode
When will someone stop them?
remember these kids only exist so naruto can fuck sasuke indirectly
She probably will considering boruto is mainly a western show and we all know how westerners love there Mary Sues and strong women
>brought back to life
>still doesn't miss to take a dig at how disgusted he is with there being a uchiha in the room
How can one kage be so base
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He is genius and understood the nature of Uchiha mental problems. Most of his justsu were invented as counter to Uchiha's fight style. I wonder if he invented Edo Tensei to raise of Uchiha loved one and force them to exlode themself while atacking again and again knowing that it cause serious emotional damage for Uchiha opponents.
better question is why would anyone fuck choji
EXPAND DONG
Reminder that the next mini-arc with Team 15 is 6 episodes
>a lot of people
>a lot
Literally only Ino. Even then Sakura put that friendship on a lower priority than some guy she barely knew.
Fucking cowards. Just have Naruto fuck Sasuke himself.
You'd think a lot more kinky shit goes on in the ninja world with things like transformation jutsu. Would be interesting if there were porn stars who specialized in that so they could mimic famous ninja for their videos.
And who would be most popular in that kind of videos? Hashirama and Madara, probably, they are most legendary.
Kage gangbangs
I would not pay to see porn with current Raikage and Mizukage. Tsunade and Kuro with Gaara maybe.
Clone gangbangs between a husband and wife.
Danzo is stupid!!
To massacre a military force like the uchiha clan!
He weakened konoha!!
Konohagakure is weak
The hyuga clan sacrifices neji father to kumogakure because they wanted to kidnap hinata!
Hashirama would be better girl. Genki and cute.
heh
Hopefully never
Uchiha were planning the coup. Danzo did everything right. On other hand Hyuga' actions were retarded and didn't make any sense.
I wonder if the butthurt about Sakura not picking the retarded MC as her love interest will one day diminish.
hmm?
For some reason, I dont like Boruto
Never talked about. The smaller villages have even less importance in this new world. People seem to forget where and why most of the Akatsuki where from and appeared.
Well, there is trains now. But no one thought about inventing cars. Makes sense for Shinobi sinceramente they jump and run hundreds of meters easily and faster. But for common people not thought about other ways, it is just retarded. They also create explosive paper, but no guns.
Never. He is autistic enough to somehow make her pregnant without kissing her. It's a miracle sarada is kind of normal and safe from Uchiha natural insanity by now. Sasuke had a normal family until de massacre and already was a little cunt.
>prove me wrong
As you wish. The Senju and Uchiha Clan women barely left their villages, so they wouldn't have had the opportunity to meet one another had one or both of them been female. It was men in their respective clans fighting and the only time they met was when they were trying to kill each other.
Yeah. Can't complain when the legal age to serve in the military in this world is 12. Or the age you graduate anyway. Seems like only Chunin go to war, but Kakashi was 6 when he become one and served a special assassin force by 13. Hashirama and Madara do not changed anything when they created ninja villages. Kids still got to kill each other daily.
He can make his penis any size.
Since when kurotsuchi is sexy like that?
He isn't trying to breed an army of MS user's you retarded faggot.
I want to ____ Salad's thighs!
Get away from my daughter
Based, fellow user.
reminder that sarutobi was the strongest hokage behind ninja jesus
Just look at those thighs man what the fuck
Just look at her size. Adult Salad best Salad.
>Sakura's genes are that bad huh.
yep user, not only annoying and weak as hell, as hell but bad genes carrier too
She is cutie. Just like her mother.
So he was raising zombies just for quick kill? Still it was pretty disturbing and traumatic image for any opponents, especially emotional Uchiha.
What is the age of consent in the land of fire because I think Naruto could legally hit that in 3 years.
Wow, I created this thread just to get some tobirama memes. You guys kept it alive overnight. Nice.
memeing aside is Karin really her mother?
Unironically listen to his english dub. Becomes a much more likable kid.
They look and act similar, so it is only a matter of time when it will be revealed thet Sarada carries her genes.
Well, she's the biggest Mary Sue in Boruto, so she's on her best way to become a hokage.
You can try, crush and burn, Uchiha abonimation.
I hope an Uchiha never gets to be Hokage, that would be travesty
But she will. She is one of the main characters.
MAKE KONOHA GREAT AGAIN!
YOU NEED TO GO BACK!
uch*has ruins fucking everything
don't compare based tobirama to thazt incompetent jew.
Reminder that Tobirama is objectively the best kage in the verse
I'm sorry. You are right. Hope that is better.
Boruto better choose wisely.
That's how you do it.
Indeed they are.
Tobirama ia the best. If yoy say otherwise, you have low iq
Cope for the one who did that pic
Of course he is. Nobody is arguing that.
Keep dreaming
She isn't and she won't
Noone is saying otherwise. He's the best thing that happened to Konoha ever
Yeah.
She's going to be a tanned Anri Okita but with a brown wig and handlebars.
Making her a slimmer then non canon hinata in the boruto manga is an evil that I shall not stand for.
Only if it's revealed that you are in fact Karin and Sasuke's love child ala Trunks.
That you do have those kick ass chakra chains and your sharingan is permanently sealed.
Only then will anyone be able to place any faith in you.
Because..your entire bloodline is cursed.
The more you use your sharingan the more you begin to lose yourself to your emotions and the stronger your emotions the stronger your power.
And if you love the village as much as you say, then a great war will drive you over the edge into a deeper madness and greater power then even Madara was capable of.
So, lose the sharingan or lose your emotions like the great itachi and your father had to.
Yeah that's sick
*shlick shlick shlick
That older powerful man lusting after a 12 year old girl
*shlick shlick shlick
He's a total-
*shlick shlick shlick
Pedo
*shlick shlick shlick
Now if you'll excuse me I have to go read fanfiction with just that and shojo about a 12 year old girl who has a relationship with a 30 year old man...I mean dancing.
Bort is fucking retarded. He makes no sense and is just a box of poorly thought out boardroom decisions on how to make a cool naruto 2.0.
No wonder people wanted sarada from the gaiden to be the lead of the new series. When you realize that them renaming the series bort and keeping sarada as less then a background character and a bit of a cunt while keeping bort in the forefront and mimicing what made sarada work from the gaiden makes perfect sense.
Reminder that all Uchihas are degenerates and must be erradicated.
We were so close, so fucking close. Fucking hippie Naruto allowed Uchiha to breed further. And nothing is going to change as long as the yellow fuck lives. Is there even anybody that can take him on, now that it's obvious even space niggers aren't enough.
Only two left. Let's hope for the better.
This sweet moment.
sex is for procreation user
Hokage Bukkake when?!?!
Ha. You are funny. Just no, you will not.
Yeah, totally sick.... that age gap is WAY too small
>If Uchiha only make up 13% of the population, why do they cause 100% of genocidal mass killings?
DESPITE
I want to lick sasuke's gaping wound clean.
They just misunderstood!
Death to Uchiha and their sympathizers!
But Second himself tried to integrate Uchiha not eradicated them.
Don't worry Boruto is going the way of Hollywood movies if Sarada's characters is anything to go by.
Which is funny because Boruto is going the opposite direction.
>She has way too much Sakura and not nearly enough Madara.
Tthat's what happen when you are the child of tumblr's favorite naruto pairing.
Did she ever learn about how her clan was ordered to genocide?
source?
Why does tumblr have such shit taste?
Full comic was on dumblr but got removed for lewds. found it on google and its the 11th result but the link leads you to tumblr's 404 page.
None of Sumire's water jutsu are new
No full douji, damn. Tumblr new politic no lewds is insane, it was made for lewd pics in the first place.
Pistol fingers that shoot water are pretty rad though.
>People can be blind and still use eye powers
what? no they can't, that was the whole point of stealing your brothers eyes
"The average Konoha Genin in the era of Ninth Hokage had 56% battle capability of, say, Third's era. Those damned brain-cancered psychopaths will doom us all yet again. Day of neurosurgeon soon!"
Isn't that Hogetsu's private technique?
Don't know. I didn't even remember that guy before you mentioned him.
Return to ghetto, redyed plague.
Sarada vs Sumire is the new Sakura vs hinata.
Show would be much better if genders were reversed
Would love that. Last time a pairing was canonized in Naruto, people lost their shit and I loved every minute of it.
My bad. Not Hogetsu, Hozuki. And only Suigetsu is alive now.
It helps that the Saradafags are taking after the pinkshitfags.
if naruto was a woman with all the shit he has done, you would be calling her a mary sue but its true that it would be better
He would be even more disgusted by le 50% Uchiha face
>is a smug little shit
Are you implying that's a bad thing, you absolute plebeian?
Sakura was one as well and we know how shitty she was.
Depends on if the character is shit which Sarada is.
does she wear underwear under that dress?
>The Chad Uzumaki with his harem of edgy Sasuko, female Suigetsu and female Jugo
The only smug character I ever like is a pink haired sniper from a manga that killed off half it characters.
Cope
Konan shouldn't be dead
Good luck, Sarada chan! Your parents very proud!
used to be into this.
i still dont remember what was even why i liked it, maybe because of that one scene of sakura getting annoyed by him.
The first slut to please the dirty common man, workers around the world rise up!
Seriously how the fuck did Sakura and Sasuke ended up together? For the whole series he never showed the slight interest in Sakura, they have 0 chemistry yet we are supposed to believe they got married and fugged? Sakura only had a childhood crush on him and I don't remember her ever acknowledging his virtues other than the looks and is clear as day Sasuke never gave a shit about anyone other than Nardo. For an autist as Sasuke getting in any sort of relationship is just unrealistic.
Sakura's japanese voice actor was a massive SasuSakufag and told all the fans it was canon which probably forced Kishi to make it canon.
Nice bullshit.
He told the va how it was gonna end. Seethe more.
Shushu fucking demanded it.
Was going to do the thing where karin rapes sasuke using lust in a moment of weakness and ends up becoming sasuke go to sexual pleasure/stress relief tool whether she wanted it or not.
Like bulma and vegeta.
Out pops sarada 9 months later.
Sasuke takes her to the villiage to be raised as an orphan that no one knows about because he can't raise a kid and karin is probably dead.
Bam.
But the suits had an absolute shit fit and threatened kishi's life so we got that really really really wierd as fuck presto chango neck breaking change in the story.
A story that was shaping up to have a very real "the people who raised you and love you are your parents" thing that would have done really good parallels with naruto and his whole life and let the "i want to be hokage" thing make more sense.
>tool whether she wanted it or not
HOT. Also it is more believable, closer to Kishi's ideas about relationship between woman and man.
Yeah but keep it up to yourself
Does Sasuke have any actual libido tho? He seems like the kind of guy who just isn't able to get it hard at all
Reminder Naruto literally revised history.
he probably had some in part one
For Naruto maybe
He lived with Orochimaru in his teen (when everybody most horny) so probably tried thing or two with him, maybe even liked it. Sasuke visits orochimaru way more often than his wife after all.
What do you mean?
It would make more sense if Sasuke only got her pregnant out of duty to rebuild the clan and visits Orochimaru regularly to get fucked in the ass
if sasuke wants to restart his clan he's gonna need to start having a lot more kids
like i get that boruto's gonna take the uchiha surname because he's a fag, but 1 kid a generation is still no way to revive a clan
Not to mention that the bloodline will be tainted forever by the Uzumaki-Hyuga genes and the 25% Uchiha mutt spawned from that union would have only Sharingan
Only one Sharingan*
I really doubt that Sasuke want revive his clan. Second explain him that his clan have serious mental issues and sasuke himself seen what insane fuckers like obito and madara could do. He didn't wanted kids after that. Have no idea how Sarada was conceived. Maybe karin with sakura really just drugged him when he visited orochi, extracted sperm and then used it.
Wasn't rebuilding his clan one of his original goals along with killing Itachi? It's more likely that he conceived Sarada just to fulfill that goal because wouldn't he be pissed if they really extracted his seed against his will?
>Himawari got Hinata's tits.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
His goals changed few times. When he learned truth about Itachi and his clan he could deside that since his brother decided kill them all then it is right thing to do. So he didn't planned to have kids, if he did than he would have 3+ kids and actually raise them. But he tired and jaded so he just want to play batman. But if girls somehow tricked him and got his sperm, i think he didn't care much, one halbreed uchiha is too slim chance of clan revival. I bet he said fine, raise my child, i even give him my name, just leave me alone ffs. And only when he saw preteen sarada he kinda took little interest in her.
And why did he took interest in Sarada? Her sharingan is weak and the Haruno genes are rubbish
Would fucking a shadow clone by considered masturbation or sex?
So, doesn't Sasuke have Itachi's eyes?
Sarada will eventually have Sasuke's eyes, so how gross are those eyes by now?
How many layers deep does it go?
>Her temperament is above 99% of her clan
Seeing as her clan is her, Sasuke and Sakura, technically shes got a better temper than 33% of her clan. She's not as calm or keen as her dad, but shes far less aggressive than her mother.
Sarada may be the first naturally pacified Uchiha in existence.
Sarada wouldn't be able to use her dad's eye's. You need a siblings MS to get the EMS. So unless Sasuke has been fucking Karin on the side Sarada ain't got any siblings
Its just pure santiment. I think sasuke still capable of that emotion. He see girl who wants his attention, remember how he himself wanted attention from father and brother, so he empatise and emulate itachi, showing her some affection.
You get ems when you experience trauma (usually by seeing death of loved one) but you will go blind from it and then you need another pair of eyes of your subling
WRONG
You get the regular MS from trauma, but you go blind after over using it. You then need to transplant your siblings eyes to get the EMS
My mistake. You are right. Ems=eternal ms so no blindness anymore.
I thought it just had to be someone from your immediate family.
Don't worry her dad is hard at work fixing that little problem.
Btw what are they doing with sublings eyes, they replacing own eyes with new or what? What they do with their own eyes? Can two brothers just switch eyes without drama?
THIS FAMILY IS A NIGHTMARE!!! I wish sarada were raised by all her relatives. Grandpa madara, uncles obito and itachi, she will have ms pretty soon.
>Get her father's eyes
And what the fuck is she supposed to do with a Rinnegan and an EMS?
This. It doesn't need to be a sibling. It might even need to be just someone close to you.
Obey her lawful Senju overlords.
What the fuck CAN'T you do with a Rinnegan and an EMS?
This. Uchicha bows to senju etc.
Damn, where is that edit of pregnant Karin where Sakura is hugging her belly with the text saying something about loving the baby of her husbands mistress?
Not even a fan of this pairing but this is some good art.
Yeah but does Sarada have the chakra reserves to properly use the rinnegan?
>Pacified
"You're not my real mom reeeeeeeeeeee"
But yea to be fair she was fine after that whole thing.
where do you find all these gay shit?
Imagine the possibilities
muh dick
Do you want more? Pixiv have a lot of stuff for any taste.
muh dick too
yes
Cope harder.
Himawari is going to grow up to be best girl
gay lewds
Should I watch the anime or read the manga? Is it actually like Naruto where the anime is following the manga but throwing in tons of filler to pad it out?
gay lewds
gay lewd
this shit is kinda gay
Go ahead, Sarada chan. We support you, our dear daughter.
You don't say. There was a warning. Don't like, don't watch.
This is a weird picture.
>people still believe Karin is Sarada's mother after Kishimoto himself confirmed this to be false.
This is from true ending. Kishimoto planned that Sakura and Karin finally get over Sasuke and will be together. They use Sasuke as sperm donor for Karin, then married and have Sarada.
That was a mistranslation. Plus you can't trust everything he says, his editor always has a gun to his head.