Say it with me boys

girls
Sorry, boys. They're just not interested in you.

They look so cute. I'm really looking forward to seeing more of them together.

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Shut up you'll jinx it.

Cold winter mornings, too.

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Being best girls

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god i wish that was me

Feeding my loli dragon

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JC Staff

Reminder to not reply to bait

That thing gets posted every other thread

What bait??

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thanks to lovely anons like you

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Paizuri

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How does a lesbian paizuri a girl

her face

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Best

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Dragon maids are for [spoiler/]Paizuri.

F

Motor boating.
Or Ocean Liner-ing in this case.
Nipple on clit stimulation used to be part of every girl-on-girl video, user. What happened to it?

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>What happened to it?
Nipple piercings killed it.

This is probably my favourite piece of artwork of the entire series.

getting drunk and hanging around

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Dragon maids are for .______.

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I wasn't the one who posted it but you're welcome anyways

Getting drunk and stripping down.
Tohru is so well put together. Boobs that show well from behind are the best.

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look she's wearing a Yea Forums t-shirt! she's /ourgirl/

bullying?

Dragon maids are for loving and being loved by their human.

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fisting

>tfw Tohru will never be your maid

She likes bugs more.

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That's because drunk Kobayashi is still manlier than 99% of Yea Forums could ever be.

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FATTENING UP UNTIL THEY BECOME IMMOBILE BLOBS!

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>implying /a is not a bunch of atheists who believe in nothing but cute girls

Didn't even spoiler it this time. Step it up, faglord.

technically a shout out to our favorite slice of life but yeah, they must've had us in mind given our infamy

Yea Forums would shit their pants when confronted with a dragon, user, drunk or sober.

being drunk would probably help these anons with their social anxiety issues

It's like the Ballmer Peak, user. There's a narrow band where one is drunk enough to not be self -conscious, yet still sober enough to make a decent impression on others.
Kobayashi is awesome all the way down from sober to smashed, so she has a real advantage.

Arent those clothes her scales??

All this newfaggorty

She makes them from a scale or two; it's not her skin.

Arby's.

cosplay maid

cuckold

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>/a would shit themselves when confronting a cute talking dragon
The only one who does that shit is you faggot

Tomorrow's still a school day, Georgie.

with her dick

New Lucoa when?

When some one spends money for the raws, then make them available.

I can't wait for the oppai loli with huge tits to make the normalfags heads explode

They come right out and say that she's Tohru's age, user. I realize that Japan uses oppai-loli for short-stack but I wish they didn't, since it just feeds the morons in the West.

Fpbp

>implying I don't know the fable of Androcles
>implying I didn't have Aesop's fables read to me as a child
>implying I would risk being eaten if I means I get to have a cool dragon friend
>implying I wouldn't be fine with being eaten if a 2D dragon girl with a fat ass sat on my face for a little while first
Worth the risk IMO.

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Georgie is the cosplay maid, Tohru is the real deal.

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>you wouldn't have pissed your pants right here, user.

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>Arent those clothes her scales??
In the manga we see that she physically takes a single scale, it being big enough to be used as a shield, and that one detached scale get turned into a full set of clothes. So the clothes are removable.

Am I the only one who thinks that Tohu is hotter with her tail on?

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Are there actually people who think she's hotter with her tail off?

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Going by what's posted, I'd say yes.
Personally, I'd scrub and fist this Tohru, just to keep her convinced that I want all the Tohru.

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why do i love monstergirls so much...
obviously tohru is best with her tail
still love Miia more

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Isn't her tail super hard or something?

How many Tide Pods do you need to bite before getting washing machine tongue?

It's soft and comfy, user. Plus, it vibrates.

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I like to imagine that Tohru wrapped the tip of her tail between Kobayashi's legs, against her crotch, off-panel.

This whole chapter will be so cute in the anime.

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Getting rid of a back's worth of knots, spasms, and sore spots will do more to get you laid, albeit later, than any amount of fumbling about with genitalia, user.

Dragon girls is for another cute girls

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those moist knees

>why do i love monstergirls so much...
You prefer to have the monster on the outside, where it won't be a huge surprise.

Cute dragon

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underrated post on the deviousness of women

How many millennia until she looks like that?

Looks like Cool likes those CG Pikachu memes.

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stupid niggers

Of course he's sweating with all that extra insulation on top of him.

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>Getting rid of a back's worth of knots, spasms, and sore spots
>He actually believes in massage therapy quackery

Literally no better than homeopathy.

Confirmed for never having touched another living being.
>believes
I've done it, user. Massage is a fantastic tool. Ask any pro athlete, if you doubt me.

Fucking
There
I said it

t. Tohru

Tohru is a wholesome dragon

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This reminds of that one user who would write short paragraphs of fanfiction. What happened to him?

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I want to _eat her __tail

These's nothing more wholesome than a mutually satisfying round of physical affection, user.

slowly eat this fat tight p*ssy, c*m inside at least 5 times a day. Think about it, that pink tight p*ssy, ready for f*cking 24/7.

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>This whole chapter will be so cute in the anime.
user...

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I bet it's delicious
I couldn't have said it mayself

Why would they not animate it?

I wanna see them muffdive on each other while on the rag.

Cute as heck.

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lewd

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Gigachad really needs to swoop in and impregnate both Kobayashi and Tohru at the same time and just leave right after leaving them to raise the kids. At least him or Shota needs to be trained by Queztl to impregnate them all. Its really a waste of good genetics if they dont with Koboyashi being the perfect girl.

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She would look better if she had her wings out too.

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It's quite soft due to all the love

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This is why Kobayashi lets Tohru sleep with her now.

fags

yuP

When I first saw this I actually thought it was about Kobayashi and Tohru.

>Dragon maids are for
giving AIDS

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SEASON TWO

S2

I'm going to be really sad if Lucoa is really going to be thinned out in her manga. She looks so much better with the extra chub on her.

I miss him

This is reallly weird. Did he only do thse 2?

Kobayash is for me

Are you Tohru?

That appears to be the case.

Being fat is one of the least attractive, healthy, or sexy things a drawn or real person can be, user.

Well that and protection from horny short-stacks.

Fattening up.

Second seasons

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Drunk Tooru is a miracle

Can you eat the tail sof the other dragons?

You could try.

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Once she grows up mentally

dicking

that's not happening as kobayashi likes dick

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Does that mean I get Kobayashi?

TFW you'll never take off her pantie, lick her little pink pussy, eat that fucking tight asshole, make her scream, grab her ass with both hands.....

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How would Yea Forums rate Maid Dragon's ost?
youtube.com/watch?v=9NuYnbl4DHc

I'm excited to hear of it

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kobayashi is my wife

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Dinner better be ready by the time Kobayashi gets home, Tohru.

Why is Tohru so fat?

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source???

Can you realistically fuck a dragon? I mean their vaginas must be huge, right?

They take human shape, user.

Spelunking

There are so many scenes I want to see in season 2, baby Tohru is one of my most wanted

Kobayashi being bottom is top-tier

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saucenao

Not the image baka the claim

But Tohru wants her to be top

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Being constantly rejected by Kobayashi

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>not knowing the pleasures of a vulnerable Kobayashi with her hair down and her back exposed at you while she moans in pleasure
Tohru is selfish and has no sense of thrill.

Tohru wants to be sodomized by Kobayashi that´s true but if Kobayashi is too lazy to actually do something then she is willing to do it. Topbayashi is patrician taste, though

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Then specify

It's already fucking obvious since every single person on this site knows how to reverse search images you mong

Brown half human dragon baby’s

>real life will never be as comfy as dragon maid

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