Goblin Slayer

Why is that even a question?

Anvil grins in anticipation of more drinking. What a lush.

Is a new Character called "grape nun", took care or Priestess when she was a babu and now is getting in universe shitposting saying she is a "goblin's slave".

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Maybe she got gobbed, that would make Priestess go full autist. Or maybe it's just racism.

>Long dresses of expensive dyes used in a menial job that is likely to tarnish them in stains of sweat and grapejuice
Really, who wears a dress when they crush grapes? I sure as hell don't.

When do you go out crushing grapes, ya fuckin' wop?

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Every autumn when we have a decent harvest you city-dwelling cunt

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I wish many, many hailstorms upon you then, fucking mudraker.

Jokes on you, they're protected by a roof.

I HAVE TAMED THE FORCES OF NATURE

>roof
Question: won't that also shade them from the sun?

They grow on the side of our house, so the protection isn't so complete. At a latitude of 60 the sun will shine down diagonally anyway.

I want more Witch

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Certain place is gonna melt down over it because Priestess is "underage".

>young maidens
>elf

what is that old hag doing in the picture?

Definitely AND MORE

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No, only one of them is brown.

"Black" = In anime that would be an Italian girl that went to the beach 3 times.

I am pretty sure is an actual tradition in our world.

That's still how high end wine and champagne is made, so yes if i was rich enough. At least top champagne makers make sure to only use young attractive girls to crush their grapes to preserve the high class image.

youtube.com/watch?v=N8Bnc770XZo

Do not be a retard.
High class wines are expensive because of gold leaf, diamond dust, antartica ice, and other pretentious bullshit that would kill you.

The winner of best wine tasting costs just $10/bottle

My wife

10 is pretty low.
15-20 sounds about right.

For rotten grapes?

Yeah?

>No SM
No thanks.

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Only if its off their feet

They need to sell her used long boots & socks.

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>getting in universe shitposting saying she is a "goblin's slave".
I can see that. She looks like the kind of person that would be a slave, you know?

I can understand what you mean, something about her that I can't quite put my finger on just says "slave" to me

Well isn't that a low-hanging grape. just like her ohohohoho

>blacks are willing goblin slaves
>hobgoblins stretch their pussies out every week as an award

That's how most wine is made around here still. Sadly you can't pick out which one was made by cute girls as opposed to some ugly bat.

Guild girl will win.

Isn't there a big plothole in this story where it seems only goblins rape female despite other monster species existing?

For example, we did see Haruhi and her party fighting an army of what look to be Demons or Devils rather than Goblins so do Demons or Devils just reproduce asexually or something?

Seems like only goblins require females of other species to reproduce compared to the other monsters in this story.

To be honest, the rape seems hamfisted because a lot of captured women should actually die pretty quickly before they even give birth to goblins. Goblins don't bother with medical treatment of their captured women and even torture or cut off limbs of the women they captured and this is a world without antibiotics and vaccines.

Many captured women should quickly be coming down with fevers and diarrhea and start dying before they are capable of giving birth.

Pregnancy shouldn't even be possible in women in such a near death state.

Also, pretty surprised that you never hear of any suicide attempts among the captured women. Is suicide not allowed or something?

Women commit suicide for things far less than rape already and in real life, historical times or war and famine, people are willing to commit suicide when faced with bad situations.

I just feel the goblin rape is just edgy for edge's sake and because the author would find his story cancelled without the rape in volume 1 because then his story wouldn't stand out without the rape.

Kinda makes you wonder why no mage or adventurer invented a suicide spell that activates by mere thought in situations where you feel there is no choice but to die.

For example, in Lord of the Rings, Tolkien actually allowed Elves to commit suicide just by a mere desire or wish. The Elves real bodies are on the other side and they can just decide to pass away in any situation.

The autistic god controlling the world made gobs that way to prevent her sister from ruining his fun with her mary sues, so whenever they start off in their newbie quests, which usually involve goblins, they'd get fucked, quite literally.
Also, stop comparing original fantasy settings to classic D&D and Tolkien.

I don't know what are you talking about.

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>Long dresses of expensive dyes

They look more like they're made of fabric to me.

Jellyfish?

Tell certain place to get over itself.

>gold leaf, diamond dust

Waste of resources.

>For rotten grapes?

You mean pre-fermented?

She is still young for an elf you ugly dwarf.

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Left would have absolutely perfect if she had a tan complexion.

is all grape juice stomped by woman??
I'll literally go to my super market right now and buy 5 liters if this is the case. Don't lie to me

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>do Demons or Devils just reproduce asexually or something?

They don't reproduce.

>He does not recognize the mascot of dragon quest.
Shame.

Only in Europe is that a thing, and then not even all of them; most of the time they just use a winepress.

>Toriyama

Hence why I don't play that.

>No Sword Maiden
No thanks

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Samurai pls go and die/Become trapped like you are suppose to be.

Take my money faggot.

>stupid hat is a fucking jellyfish
Kek

Goblins are suppose to be the weakest monster species.

According to Mother Nature, stronger monsters get the best territory not the weaker monsters.

So those caves the goblins like to hang out in should already be monopolized by much stronger monsters.

The goblins should always be pernamently homeless instead because some Cave Bear, Cave Worm, or Cave Slime Colony should already kick goblins out by default.

With this logic, Trolls, Ogres, heck, even Orcs should be doing the stereotypical raping and eating of humans rather than goblins.

The author keeps forcing his absurd claim that goblins only have the strength of children yet all the goblins in this story can jump as high as NBA basketball players and just casually thrown down a full grown adult on the ground, which is not possible for human children.

Hell, these goblins can travel in snowy mountains, almost naked, yet they possess stamina that allows them to hike in a blizzard which is not possible for human children.

So why keep claiming goblins are only as strong as children when they have superhuman feats no human children can pull off.

I have yet to see an exhausted goblin in this story that can't hold heavy human weapons anymore. Instead it feels like they keep chasing you forever even though they are literally skin and bones.

All the goblins use human sized weapons with no problems when they shouldn't be able to lift these weapons like a human in the first place.

It just feels like the author just fanwanks goblins too much which ends up giving goblin roles classically assigned to other monster species.

Ok, I see. Nice pasta.

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They added some delicious brown to the mix, did they?

Doubt she's gonna be a main character.

She's had enough g-rapes for one lifetime.

Superb post.

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I guess even irl you would tell shit that homeless hobbo tells you. Have you ever wondered why your mom loves to fuck niggers? I'm guessing because you're so fucking disappointment that she just wish she abort you.

That's how retarded your post is.

It took 2 post for you to realized that?

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At least I caught on quick.

I see, that's why the Purveyor Girl isn't there either.

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Literally who?

/ourjew/

I just notice there are two other girls in the background I think one of them is Apprentice Priestess.

Isn't purveyor a fancy term for pimp?

They're making wine, not bio-weapon.

I won't. Feet are gross.

Anoko/あの子 (how some character address Priestess) also a call sign for servant girl.

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In GS there are no female goblins or just have not been shown?

Meanwhile in GS AU

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That tells me nothing.

gib maidens pls

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To balance the all white we get just before. Too bad she's ded.

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>antartica ice, and other pretentious bullshit that would kill you.
Not him but color me curious, how does adding ice from Antarctica kill you?

she'll be the most youthful among them before long

based elf

>*Mechanical alien noises and heavily edited and Distorted animal sounds*

How does Goblin Slayer fare against THESE goblins?

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this man clearly prefers flat chests

He prefers goblin chests. With a sword through them.

Ice from Antarctica has loads of dangerous germs and potential viruses from the age of dinosaurs. Also stuff like this forbes.com/sites/trevornace/2017/04/28/mystery-of-antarcticas-blood-falls-is-finally-solved/#3a246b72ef8d

based maedaposter

Very interesting, thank you.

Drink? I wanna be the grapes.

so flat

Babu bump.

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I am not saying that is not funny but I still don't get why GG was turned into "pervert obsessed with babu" in these comics.

Or why elf is a fujo.

Fits her Character (Tsunderes by default are also fujos), GG is the only one that "doesn't fit".

at least remove the spaces from your pasta, more people might fall for it

Valley girl rhea is best girl.

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Winemaker here. Sorry to crush your dreams user but it is all done in machines.

They do have lot of interaction in drama CDs.

Elf has a cute hat.

And her hat is not dumb unlike some other one.

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Best post ITT.

Wasn't mostly about GG being internally upset because she cannot longer have casual conversations with GS because Priestess is always with him?

GG still personally GM-ing & tutoring Priestess.

Not good idea, the more game boards Priestess play, the more crazy she will become. With her luck she can pull out the most insane game strategies in actual adventures, she already used trickery with yetis and planned the death of epic level monster. Hell, volume 7 Suggest that she can control dragons (helping a hurt beast is the most classic way of getting it's help).

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There's None? Or at least None on the "planet", might be on the moon as goblins come from there.

Naisu.

What happened to their eyebags?

Non-dumb hat is dumb.

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I bet GS thought how to kill a goblin using that contraption.
Maybe he looked a little bit longer at Priestess' legs.

Does High Elf Archer wear underwear?

no

Why is Priestess not wearing her dumb penis hat?

How come no one dicked her?

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She's kinda boring otherwise. It's fine in the regular universe, but in AU she doesn't do what CG already covered.

But she is also Babu obsessed in the normal universe that comic does.

My bad, I meant to compare the actual story and the 4koma.
Since it's comedy, everyone needs their own funny gimmick, but CG and GG kinda overlap. The former at least has the "oversized breasts" gag.

>nigger
yeah I think I will pass thanks.

How can you not find her cute?

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Only if Priestess pisses in it

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Serious question. If you had sex with a prepubescent elf would it still be c considered sex with a minor if she's 1000 years old?

Some people tried.

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Any new rape yet

Based destinybro

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I'm not a wine guy

Neither am I but I'd still drink it.

>Really, who wears a dress when they crush grapes? I sure as hell don't.
Well, at least they're the color of red wine.

>The winner of best wine tasting costs just $10/bottle
Oh God I hope no one believes this retard.

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>For rotten grapes?
Is this bait? Do you want to get in a wine vs beer drinkers discussion?

They didn't get much sleep with me in bed

only the ones done by priestess

Hope you don't mind a subtle taste of piss.

oh i love it

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Yes, It would go great with some cheese.

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That horrible Obui doujin got translated.

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A while ago. Whatever. Let the degenerates fester with their shit fetishes.

And all the "vanilla" (actually the girls tricking GS into sex, and one is a dream sequence) ones remain ignored.

It was pretty hot.

You are a sick man.

>drinking from the grapes crushed by High Elf Girl's feet
My Fucking dick. I would drink it and lick her feet clean.

Can't really call that thing a man.

Korra

Do it!

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Just. One. Single. Drop.

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>Ice from Antarctica has loads of dangerous germs and potential viruses from the age of dinosaurs

Don't forget cosmic plague races.

No.

Consuming only vanilla gets boring after a while, variety is the spice of life.

This wine doesn't have monkey juice in it.

Where do you think they got that color?

What a great justification to consume shit instead.

>cropped

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>That horrible Obui doujin

?

>monkey juice

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I'm not gonna tell you.

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Bump.

It's rapeshit.

>implying the wine made by the 60 yo crotchety old man with his gross ass bunyan feet isnt better

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Why is this not currently a thing?

>no idea where i am
>no idea where i'm going
>no idea what i'm wearing
>no idea what i'm wielding
>but i know i must kill

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Damn that ice queen makes my member frozen solid

Babu kills her, not directly but she planned the whole operation.

>without anime all the fanart stopped
Dammit.

If CG wasn't a coward and Priestess wasn't so dense with herself, wpuld they agreed to join forces and love GS together?

Why did I googled it?

Because you are stupid.

Agreed.

When volume 10 comes out?

But it is.

Next week

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On monday?

Priestess finally blush at inside cover.

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Friday

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I want GG to stomp on my throat

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They haven't, you just don't know where to look. We even get new silly comic chapters.

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I'm going to rape the Priestess while Goblin Slayer is forced to watch!

Fond me a resident evil 2 remake drawing with GS and Priestess in Leon and Clair roles.

>Priestess direct killing.
Nani?

Hunk & Tofu/Flan fit them better.

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get out of here carlos

She's bonked a few gobbos with her staff.

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So, it is Amazon.

What a slut.

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If they can reproduce with any other female species they should really just be banging cows and whatever the hell else they can get their hands on to mass produce more of themselves.

Castlevania Portrait of Ruin like game with GS and Priestess, they play exactly like Johnathan and Charlotte, but at some point GS is kidnapped and Priestess suddenly turn into a fucking Soma Cruz (magic plus heavy weapons use) until she rescues him and goes back to be Charlotte.

They also love to torture and see the girls in pain, you can't get that with cattle.

One would have to assume the goblin gestation period is like 12 hours

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I hate... this.. William Shatner bitch

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She's just Shigure from History's Strongest Disciple playing a different class.

DICE GETS THROWN

>made into a plaything
What did they subbers mean by this?

S2 when?

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Goblin Slayer will return in Avengers: End Game

Drink is good but rape is better

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bad ending
nhentai.net/g/265420/

Goblins seem to have litters so even if most the females die a village raid size group could almost double their number quickly.
I'm pretty sure they hate female adventurers especially, since they invade the nest and kill other gobbos. They might be more likely to keep kidnapped villagers alive

I hope after the year one adaptation.

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Reminds me of youtube.com/watch?v=wIrnrnkajPM

Only if elves develop slowly. If the brain is that of a child then you'll be sent to elf prison

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Priestess is growing up.

Is she old enough to have lewds of yet? Asking for a friend

Is there any rape?

>"Black" = In anime that would be an Italian girl that went to the beach 3 times.
Just about all of the natural redheads and blondes in my class had Italian surnames.

So, in Italy, you can go from light brown to very pale, depending on the person.

She's 17 as of the latest LN.

That is how wine was historically made for thousands of years and still in certain areas, no one had a problem with it ever. Just make sure the girls thoroughly wash and wipe their feet before stepping in the tub.
She pretty obviously Indian.
That’s “Grape Nun” a new character introduced in Volume 10, she’s Priestess’ Token Sassy Brown Bestie from the orphanage. Part of the plot is Priestess and Goblin Slayer investigating rumors she got ganked by gobs.

She already has lewd ever since her 15 years old appearence.

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Demons are literal evil spirits, they don’t reproduce physically if at all. Most other monsters are physically incompatible with humans/elves/etc (either too bestial or too big to fit) the ones that can are rare and have their own females. The logistics of this are already common knowledge friend, their is a reason why 99% of monster hentai is with Orcs or Tentacles or Slimes.

if that was the standard process to make it back then, then sure why not?

>sword is hanging right between her legs
what did they mean by this?

What Indian do you know with blue eyes?
asking for a friend

She will never be old enough to lewd her.

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Wrong.

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We'll just have to see about that.

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She already lewds herself.

I hope in the next main manga chapter has several spreads dedicate to Priestess dance.

Probably just one.

>is all grape juice stomped by woman??
>I'll literally go to my super market right now and buy 5 liters if this is the case. Don't lie to me
It's still done in some parts of Portugal and maybe Spain, but even if you can find it, I'd say it will be EXPENSIVE.

Goblin bump.

Wasn't this shit a deconstruction of the fantasy and harem genre?

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Never was that

Sounds like you got bamboozled.

No, it was always a "healing story" about how a broken man get friends and these try to save him from his self-destructive madness.

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This

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>here's your goblin slaying bro!

Based

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You mean delicious chocolate girl on left?

>now is getting in universe shitposting saying she is a "goblin's slave"
What the fuck.

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I wonder if there's a spell to make boobs bigger and if Priestess would consider using it on herself.

>How does Goblin Slayer fare against these Goblins
>posts picture of a fucking robot

Fucking retard you are.

If that were possible Haruhi would have done it long ago.

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Welgome to gapitalism XDD

She doesn't seem smart enough to even think of the possibility.

The smart thing to do is give yourself a flat chest.

scary

Seems more like taking away rather than giving.

You're giving yourself quality of life.

There's that stupid argument again.

It's not stupid,

That is direct violation against Earth Mother's precepts, Illusion's too.

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I wanna see old ugly bastards fight goblins.

It is. Might as well tell her to get a dyke haircut, all the hair is a nuisance anyways.

Dumb faggot.

>direct violation against Earth Mother's precepts
Source: your ass.
>Illusion's too
Illusion is a dumb cunt.

Can't spot a joke? But EM followers do have poorfag life style.

Long hair doesn't give you chronic back pain or prevent you from sleeping belly down.

It gets in the way all the time and makes it easier for gobs to grab you.
>chronic back pain
Yup, stupid argument and ignorant on top of that.

Gladly

>Yup, stupid argument and ignorant on top of that.
It's not stupid just because you are.