Suddenly your elf has entered heat.
What do?
Suddenly your elf has entered heat.
What do?
Give her to some orcs for a few weeks in exchange for gold.
Make her try new food.
If there was a dirty Elf in my possession I can assure you it would not be alive
fuck the shit out of her
Call the doctor to try and figure out how to lower her temperature.
Fucking Dagger Ears. The day of the rope has arrived.
knife ears are always in heat
>rhyming elves with elves
Hurry and sell her. A horny elf fetches a much higher price than a prudish elf.
>implying there's any other way to rhyme a single syllable word that starts with a vowel
>lewding the pure and kind Marcille
Take it or leave it, user.
Tell her to take a cold shower and rest, what else am i supposed to do user?
it's not, are you illiterate?
Bring her ice
Lock her up in the Elf Restraint Room of course. They have no sense during these times and need their freedom stripped from them until their faculties return, an annoyance but the reality of dealing with knife ears.
Hold her hand!
make babies
That better come with a marriage proposal
Wonderful! I can eliminate this foul wench before she can produce more of her treefucking race!
>marrying an elf
Do you marry your onaholes too?
Of course.
He prescribes your penis for her
>he didn't marry his hand
Faggot.
If only the government would give me those sweet, sweet tax breaks for marrying them.
I thought I was browsing Yea Forums, not /tg/.
That's a big bulge.
4u
Use a q-tip soaked in warm water.
I'd make it very happy with my dick, get her pregnant of accident and than marry her.
On /tg/ this shit would already been deleted for off-topic.
must be trading in different markets, not my experience at all.
Use her as bait for goblins, preparing an ambush around her.
Sauce?
Ask for source. That's not that one dungeon meshi doujin, isn't it?
My what? I only have animal-eared girls.