Watamote thread

Ah man, that sucks. My sources leaked me that today is the chapter when Asuka and Tomoko will kiss in the lips.

>user who not only has never had a couple or a meaningful relationship with another human being who also is not gay says the watamotes are indeed not gay and it's only yuri goggles

Oh shit new chapter's tomorrow? It feels like the last one came out a few days ago

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>platonic affection for someone you barely talk to
Sure thing buddy

actually i dont expect a les story from watmote very much, but Ucchi is acceptable
because her existence is gag.

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The lesbian golden rule is:
No on-screen kisses, no non-ambiguous on-screen love declarations, no on-screen sex: no lesbians.

Yurifag here. I honestly don't know if I want the series to cross the line. I like things as they are.

ucchi needs to confess someday

Yuri is my wife.

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t. has never read a yuri manga that wasn't porn

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Fuck you
I want the line to be crossed
Not everyone is happy eating bait that goes nowhere, like all yurifags are

We know Tomoko

Shit
Meant for

t. Only reads bait trash like Hibikek

This is pillow of plausible deniability level denial.

I wanna sniff Tomokos cunny after a long day of sniffing Tomokos cunny.

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Deep platonic affection between two girls is still yuri

Translate it already, you fucking bums

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this is it ucchibros, its our time

>cuckmojifags

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>they still believe Tomoko would fall in love with a desperate female emoji
Ucchifags deserve all their suffering

Fucking right. Shitty ningens keeping their time machines all to themselves

When Ucchi gets serious we'll see her actual face. Just you wait. No one will survive

this is where the ucchibros come in

Ucchi and Asuka

This Asuka is gay meme needs to die

The only gay character in Watamote is Tomoki and this is a FACT.

Wada seems like a twink faggot

And doesn't Wada often stand very close to Kiyota? Someone make a collage of that.

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What sound does she make?

I still can't get over how much weird fanart watamote gets

Giggling because her death will make her murderer happy.

Is that the guy she rejected

I have a lot of weird fan art but sadly I'm still rangebanned from posting files

Why am I laughing

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Asuka acts too strangely to be "just friendly"

It's not a meme if it's real.

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In a platonic way?

trips confirm

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it will be a misunderstanding but there will be tongue involved

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>then she wakes up
At least Ucchibros are realistic

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Based satan

She'll grow out of it

Ucchi chapter tonight or riot

Why the fuck would someone draw that

cute

Some people like to do that user. Remember the azumanga daioh car accident pasta?

forgot quote

So Tomoko is just an average Japanese girl with no social skills who doesn't understand how to slut herself up with makeup, right?

I'm all alone…

Kasuga Ayumu lay on the hospital bed, both arms and both legs broken and in casts. The top of her head was cocooned with bandages and there was a piercing pain in her left side every time she drew breath or exhaled. Everything was so white and clean…

Why was I the only one? Why did I live?

The unfortunate traffic accident a month ago had taken the lives of everybody she cared about. It was only a trip to Chiyo-chan's summer house…the train…it came so fast…

After being knocked unconscious when she was thrown from the vehicle, Osaka was in a coma for days. When she finally woke up, the doctor had taken it upon himself to be the bearer of bad news. "I'm sorry Miss Kasuga, I don't know how to say this, but nobody else in the vehicle with you survived. All eight of them were killed. You were lucky. Even though your injuries were pretty severe, you'll live. Some scars, however, will remain. It's best not to think too much about it."

Lucky?

At first, she refused to accept it. The police had no choice but to show her photos of the accident.

Yukari-sensei seemed to have had been instantly crushed between the steering column and the driver's door as the train smashed against the right side of the van. Her spine was shattered in countless places and she had been torn in two at the waist where the seat belt had tried to restrain her. Her skull was cracked and her rib cage was also flattened. Unidentifiable pieces of bone stuck out of random areas.

Kurosawa-sensei's injuries were the most severe, as she had been closest to the train. Her legs had been ripped off by the impact and her torso was mangled beyond recognition. Her pretty face had been ruined by flying shards of broken glass and her arms were twisted into impossible positions. Slivers of what seemed to be her brains were dripping from her ears and empty eye sockets.

Kaorin and Sakaki has been sitting behind the driver and shotgun seats. Both of them had similar injuries: massive gashes from the debris, twisted spines, and broken skulls where they had landed on the concrete after being thrown out of the car by the force of impact. Their faces were largely untouched and they looked at peace despite their terrible injuries.

Kagura, who had been sitting behind Sakaki, had not been thrown from the car. Instead, her body had been compressed into the small gap between the seat and the window like a human pretzel. Her lower body was completely shredded, and she was missing an eye from when her head knocked against the left wall of the car. She was soaking in a pool of her own blood and her entrails had been forcefully ejected from her belly. These were then covered with broken glass.

Yomi had been sitting directly behind Kaorin. When the accident occurred, she had been vacuumed forcefully through the window and had ended up being run over by the two rear wheels. A crooked steel pipe had impaled her right below the stomach and was jutting out from between her shoulder blades. Glass pieces covered her like deadly glitter and her blood seemed to make them shine even more. The twisted remnants of her glasses lay next to her broken body.

Tomo was a mess of raw, oozing burns and she was missing both hands. At the end of each of her wrists protruded sharp-edged slivers of bone. Her hands had undoubtedly been pulled off when she had them wedged under the headrest of the seat in front of her. Her neck had obviously been snapped and her head was only attached by the few stringy filaments of tendon that had not been severed by flying debris

Osaka and Chiyo had been sitting in the trunk behind the last seats because there wasn't enough room to sit. It was only a short drive…both Chiyo and Osaka had been launched from the car but only Osaka managed to survive. She had landed in a tree and then fallen onto piles of broken gravel whereas Chiyo had landed directly on a heap of old bricks in a construction site. When she landed, she had unbalanced a platform with steel rods on top. The rods had fallen on her like a rain of deadly javelins. Chiyo was skewered in too many places to count.

The car looked like a soda can that had been crushed by somebody's foot. All the glass was broken and the metal frame was twisted far beyond any hope of repair. The engine had exploded after the impact crushed it and all the tires were mangled on crooked axels.

After looking at these photos, Osaka had become numb. She was hollow inside and nothing could ever restore her. She had no will to live. Her life was simply…gone. There was no more need to exist.

Early the next morning, several hours before her daily check-up, Osaka crawled from her bed onto the floor. Her crushed ribs had not yet healed and the labored breathing was of no help. Her muscles had atrophied much since she hadn't used them for over a month. Her broken arm and leg bones also had not completely knitted. With tremendous pain, she was able to ooze up the stairs.

Each step was pure agony, but with grim determination, Osaka finally made it to the top of the stairwell. From there, she took the escalator to the roof of the hospital. My dislikes are no longer important if my life is no longer worth living.

After two hours of painful struggling, Kasuga Ayumu finally made it to the very top of the twelve-story hospital building. Fighting to stand on broken legs, she propped herself against a post and heaved a sigh of relief. Looking out over the entire city made her feel almost alive again. Almost.

The cool morning air caressed her and she could almost hear her friends' whisper: Osaka! Come join us! It's all good up here. The sun was beginning to rise, and the early rays of dawn painted the clouds marvelous shades of yellow and orange.

Peering over the edge of the building and clinging to the post, she closed her eyes. I am Kasuga Ayumu, I am Kasuga Ayumu, I am Kasuga Ayumu…wait for me! I'm coming to stay with you! Get it together, get it together, get it together…

Her delicate fingers released their grip on the post and with eyes still lightly closed, she was sailing down toward the street below gracefully, in slow-motion, almost as if in a dream…I can fly…I can fly…raspberry Heaven, I'm coming back to you…Chiyo, Sakaki, Tomo, Yomi, Kagura…sata andagi…

A moment of pain, a moment of red, a moment of darkness, and everything was still.

Kasuga Ayumu opened her eyes. "Osaka, you're finally here!"

"We've been waiting for you for so long…"

"Osaka-san!"

"Yo!"

"What took you?"

A new world of incomprehensible infinity unfurled before her eyes, a world of pink clouds where Chiyo-chan's pigtails really did give her the power of flight...

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I remember a hentai doujin where Osaka cuts open Chiyo's throat with a knife

How ticklish is Tomoko?

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When you are gone, do I carry on or mourn?

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When Yea Forums is gone, will we carry on or mourn?

Hey when the FUCK will they put up the damn chapter?

7 hours or so

But Tadokoro-san had an on-screen lesbian kiss.

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When you walk away!

Your efforts thus far are appreciated; you're doing something for others, and no amount of bitching from ingrates is going to change that.

Because I'm Not Popular, I'll Go to Therapy for the Rest of my Life

Now I remember this classic

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>no Asuka
>pineapple included
As things should be

hey wait a second that's not Tomoko!

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Asuka is waiting inside, she's the last boss after all.

Yes, Asuka is Meruem, Minami is Pitou, Tomoki is the gay butterfly dude, and Kii-chan is Youpi

She's just very caring.

Remember this happened almost 10 chapters ago?
When will we see Tomoko interacting with the boys?

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What's the deal with Asuka? She seems dirtier than the res, yet Tomoko thinks she's a pure maiden.

Soon. Kiyota will initiate the final stages of his two year long keikaku and win Tomoko's heart.

Why? She's just above petty high school toiree humor.

I would be so happy if it turned out Tomoko was straight

The /u/fags would get so mad

On the other hand I like her being a dyke simply because it tortures waifucels like yourself.

She's bisexual.

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I would prefer no romance so all of you fags would shut up.

Shes obviously experiencing a slice-of-life manga cliche right now

I hope Tomoko dies and the manga continues without her to make all of you mad.

I hope you die.

Why wouldn't Tomoko be the first name on your list? Ucchi is obsessed with Tomoko, but we've never seen her lust after women. Tomoko, meanwhile, starts salivating whenever she's near a hot girl, and she actively spends her time looking up girls' skirts.
>BUT WE'VE SEEN TOMOKO BE ATTRACTED TO BOYS
So maybe she's bisexual. But she clearly has a primal lust for the female sex.

Maybe it's just a sort of prison sexuality: the lack of contact with the opposite sex forced her to lust for the female, more accessible one.

I thought it's pretty clear she only pervs on girls because she's a mental fuckup with sex constantly on the brain.

NEW CHAPTER IN 1 HOUR AND 30 MINUTES

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It better be a chapter of Yoshida cucking the shit out of Komisomething

Which board was it that had watamote discussion?

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Harimoguni tweeted this:
>喪151 の感想全て読みました。どうもありがとうございました。今日から単行本作業と来週更新分の作業になります。
>再来週更新分
No chapter today?

I think is in one of the 二次元 (something)

I looked through the catalog and couldn't find a watamote thread. Weird.

Doubt it.

>watamotetrans.livedoor.blog/archives/16554954.html

！！！！！！！！！！！！！

NEW CHAPTER IN 1 HOUR!!!!!

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>No mention of the Azumanga Daioh copypasta
Booring

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Why am I, both IRL and anime, attracted to the bitches and simpletons? I am the male example of woman who falls for bad boys.

NEW CHAPTER IN 50 MINUTES!!!!!

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Is it finally Ucchi time?!

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Ucchi bros rise up!!!!

NEW CHAPTER IN 25 MINUTES!

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I can't wait for the last few chapters to be revealed to be Ucchi's nightmare and she goes back to being creeped out by Tomoko.

why

I think it's more about working on the next tankobon or something. Maybe an announcement about when volume 15 is coming out?

Yuri > Asuka > Nemoto >>>>> Ucchi

Yuri = Nemo > Ucchi > Asuka

I for one enjoy that the Jap fans see our stuff and vice versa. Makes it feel like we're all just a small, loyal community of Watabros.

Asuka=Nemo>Yuri>Ucchi

Ucchi's Uchiha friend > all

shit, I meant Hyuga
getting late for my brain here

Yuri this, Yuri that. Bow to the queen, the embodiment of SoL. Embrace the iyashikei as She would want you to.

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10 MINUTES LEFT!!!!!!!!!

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Don't forget how of the current group Nemo was the one who approached Tomoko the earliest.

Ucchi bros.. I feel it, this is gonna be her chapter

This is canon.

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>it's actually a Miyazaki chapter
Would like it.

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I hope this becomes canon

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LESS THAN 5 MINUTES
ああああああああああああああああああああ

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This doujin series is 10/10

its Fang time cuckucchi

LINK

where the fuck is it

ganganonline.com/viewer/player/viewer.html?tw=2&cid=SQEX_WATASHIGXXXC1520_72

ganganonline.com/viewer/player/viewer.html?tw=2&cid=SQEX_WATASHIGXXXC1520_72

ganganonline.com/viewer/player/viewer.html?tw=2&cid=SQEX_WATASHIGXXXC1520_72

WHERE'S MY FUCKING CHAPTER NICO

>Emoji chapter

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PLEASE YURI
FEAR HER RETARD STRENGTH

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UCCHIGANG UCCHIGANG UCCHIGANG UCCHIGANG UCCHIGANG UCCHIGANG UCCHIGANG UCCHIGANG UCCHIGANG UCCHIGANG UCCHIGANG UCCHIGANG

Its an ucchi chapter! UCCHIBROS RISE UP.

IT ACTUALLY IS HOLY SHIT

NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD

>Uchi
I sleep

>Ucchi chapter
The faggots in this thread memed it into existence

Someone make a new thread

is this the beginning of ucchi's triumph? I never thought nico would ever acknowledge her

>EMOJI CHAPTER
うおおおおおおおおおおおおおお

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youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs

COME HERE FAGGOT

Ucchi bros reporting in

Why am I so much more put off by this than any of the ocean of fucked up fanart that exists in this series?

There's more fucked up Watamote fanart? Do post some.

I love her

I imagine the Tomoko's feet, after a long day of being a neet, must be absolutely disgusting from marinating in sweat, grease and bacteria. When she removes her shoes at the end of the day, she probably gets flustered at just how smelly and toxic her bare feet are; her own body betraying all standards of decency by producing an unbelievably lewd and slimy, biohazardous zone of filth within her own footwear. Shoes designed to look pretty and appealing, now soiled and turned into unusable, smelly, ruined trash by her own festering feet. It's almost amazing how an odor so potent and foul can come from a girl so cute. What a contrast!

The contrast would be captivating. On one side, you've got her beautiful, pale, shapely, happy feet. They're works of art, and can arouse anyone with their perfection. On the other hand, you've got endless of amounts of a stink so foul it can make plants wilt and birds fall from the sky just by spreading her toes! Imagine seeing the Tumko dip her feet in the ocean and turning it into a bubbling, stinky green mess with her odor and killing all the fish!

Tomoko's cute, pale, smelly, neet feet!

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NANDE!?!? EMOJIFAGS REJOICE!!

I think she showers every night, her feet probably wouldn't smell very bad

Probably just cause it's a lot more "real" or whatever than any of the super fucked up gore shit

"二次元裏", not "二次元"
may.2chan.net/b/res/623094290.htm
may.2chan.net/b/res/623126148.htm

Wait there's an actual gay in the cast. I though it was just a meme