This is Megumin and you are Kazuma

This is Megumin and you are Kazuma
What to do next?

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>This is Megumin
No kidding.
>you are Kazuma
Suicide.

/thread

Put damegami in gap.
Wake Megumin up.
Stay out of explosion range.

Piss on and around her panties then leave, so that when she wakes up she'll think she wet the bed. It'll be worth it when I ask her what wrong and say that she looks a little red when I see her at the breakfast table.

Devilish

Based

Try tongue but whole.

Kazuma isn't that bold.

how does she taste like

imagine the smell lads haha

sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiff

Use Steal to remove those panties easier than jam it in.

give her bowl of eggs

How do they have pantsu in a medieval setting predating the invention of elastic polymers?

Remove the hat

Konosuba shills out here in full force tonight. Make no mistake, Yea Forums is littered with these people. Hired to keep Konosuba intrest at its peak.

They got magic.

bitch like you know anything about medieval panties

Become a thief.

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But crimson mages don't go to the bathroom.

Tell her kindly to fuck off

The world of konosuba has had vast amounts of modern influence thanks to the waves of isekaid heroes over the centuries, all it would take is one hero wanting modern underwear or some designer seeing modern underwear and replicating it.

If they can make gmo people, making panties is not that hard.

Honestly? Fuck her. Fuck her long and hard. Get the fuck out of here with your meme answers, let's be real here for a moment. We would all plunge our dicks so fast into the depths of her vagina that an explosion would occur from friction alone

Impregnate.

Explode

Silk production is a lot more organized and streamlined thanks to magic.

impregnate her

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/thread

flip her over and put my nose right in that special spot between her ass and pussy and sniff like no man has ever sniffed before

STEAL
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ignore the stinky brat and hunt Aqua's glorious ass.

Which is why "she" pissed the bed.

You monster

Steal hat and wear it.

But she's 13

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Can I just fall asleep with her head on my shoulder instead?

Lick

Yes, and?

>her staff in the tree
Nice

P R I M E

Rip off panties
Taste her warm cunt
Lick her slit till she arches her back in pleasure
Hold her legs open while she tries to close them and push me away with her hands
Stand up
Pull out hard cock
Rub the soft hot head against her slit, her clit and poke at her virgin far too tight asshole as a threat
Slam cock home making her gasp
Rip open shirt and suckle on her sensitive tiny tits while she gets used to me and the pain subsides juuust enough
I then spend the rest of the night and next day destroying her snatch and experiencing every inch of her tiny excited sensitive body.

Cringe.

>someone actually typed this out and posted it

EXPLOSION directly in her womb

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>someone actually read this and replied to it

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Armpit vulva.

I want to put my face in her sweaty pantsu area.