Ueno-san is very cute, cool and dare i say even funny.
Ueno-san is very cute, cool and dare i say even funny
Also does anyone have a link to the brand new ed its really good.
You forgot smelly!
what did she mean by this?
is she fertile?
Cute and funny you say?
she's clearly sushi
Ueno is for anal
>Garters
Such a high IQ girl
Uanal
I'm really digging the new season of Monogatari so far
left imouto is super funny and cute, I hope we get more of her
Why'd they make the JCs sexy?
realism
I was wondering if people who thought Galko-chan was a good comedy also like this one.
Most threads go for the girls, but I was wondering how good the comedy is for others. I genuinely laugh a lot and watching this show is probably the highlight of entertainment during the week. Yeah yeah the girls are cute and all (I love Ueno-san's character design) but I was wondering how much you guys like the jokes and the way they are told.
The girls in this one are sexy.
Now that you mention it, yeah I like Ueno-San for a lot of the same reasons I like Galko. Same kind of humor, god tier doujin-friendly designs, great cast of characters. Good observation!
What does Ueno see this in this faggot?
He is warm and kind.
I really like Ueno, but I don't think the humors really all that similar as Galko. Then again I've read most of Galko and it really gets more character focused later on
He's got a big dick
She isn't smelly!
SHE IS RAW GIRL
>Both have smelly feet
my dick definitely laughed a lot at this show
>Tanaka: I just want to charge my fucking phone
>Y-you just aren't being forceful enough
She walked in on him in the bathroom and found out hes got a giant dick
>tfw your crush makes you cum in front of him while charging his phone
>has a harem of girls interested in him
>oblivious to any attempt to win his intimacy
Tanaka is 100% too alpha for his own good.
Why doesn't she just make some device that runs on semen and then plant it in her womb?
i love this girl and her wiggly flappers
Because such device would never be activated.
>Ms. Ueno, you're trying to seduce me aren't you?
>Ueno fucked up Yamashita life and appeareance because of dick
>Yamashita still heps her
What is wrong with her?
That is still an unsubstantiated claim, none of the raws show that Ueno changed Yamashita's hair and messed up her eyes.
you know, there are only like four people old enough to get that reference here
At least someone got it
[Simon and Garfunkel and intensifies]
But Tanaka would be too dense to know someone was trying to seduce him
How exactly does her hair work?
That's just how twintails work in general. Twintails are the most powerful hairstyle.
Lots of people get the reference but never watched The Graduate.
>I have the weirdest boner right now
t. Yamashita
God I wish that was me
>Young people can't watch old movies
>millenials watching anything other than tide pod eating videos
You got your generations mixed up m8.
Millennial were in their 30s when the tide pod craze happened.
Millenials is anyone younger than me
What about ED from EP 2/3? That one was really cute and catchy
I can't find it anywhere on youtube tho, is it sony being niggers as usual?
How old are you?
29
i hope ueno-san gets the dick cause as funny as this show is nothing makes me sadder than cute girls not getting dicked
Fucking saved lmao
youre welcome
She won't, at least not from this guy. There'll always be doujins though.
IMAGINE
ALL THE PEOPLE
Doujins are gonna be fat old guys that use one of Ueno's inventions to make themselves look like Tanaka and fuck Ueno
Why are there no doujins yet?
JC shouldn't be this sexy.
>ueno makes an onahole in the exact same shape as her pussy which of course also makes her feel what the onahole feels
>because of reasons the onahole becomes mass produced and shipper all over Japan and becomes a massive hit
>the entire doujin is her dealing with thousands if not millions of phantom dicks fucking her
>she always feels full and warm because of all the phantom semen
Basically like that null doujin but taken to the most hilarious extremes.
Reminds me of that outbreak company doujin where someone disguises as the MC and rape the girls, then ends up in prison when the effect wears off and the girls end up raping the real MC.
>only person in the country that didn't buy the onahole was Tanaka
Her pupils aren't natural
Holy shit yes please.
If that happens she will get pregnant then drop out of school.
She probably has some invention prepared for that
it looks something like this
CUNNY
So you know she already is trying to have kids with that boy.
Why would she drop out because of that?
>your average feminist
So you're saying they're fake?
T H I S
Don't post Yamashita you creep
I bet she fucks like a beast being so flexible
>52%
>hold on let me google that
>LOL FUCK YOU I'VE SEEN THE GRADUATE STARRING DUSTIN HOFFMAN AND ANNE BANCROFT SOUNDTRACK BY SIMON AND GARFUNKEL
times change, people stay the same
>Tanaka ready to finish when Ueno is only at 52%
Weak
Semen demon
She's a middle schooler.
tfw watched the graduate with my first gf
tfw we would watch anime together we watched k-on as it was airing and shit
tfw broke up with my 2nd gf last week and i'd also watch anime and movies with her
sorry for blogging anons im just down
yes, and?
Your point?
sucks, but life moves on
jerk off to some middle schoolers and come back after
Cute sounds
test
I don't know. Her eyes look very scary for some reason
s m e l l y
m
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l
l
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Who cares post more swimsuit slut already.
Have swimsuit pure instead.
Okay
>pure
>JC
>not being sexy
The purest.
meatball head
That's CUTE meatball head to you.
I'll eat your meatballs if you don't stop that
No wonder she can't get Tanaka's benis, her head is full only of meatballs and science.
I want to compliment Ueno's creativity with her hair.
Oh yes.
I love meatballs
I love sciences
And I LOVE this dork
S-SHUT UP, DAMIEN!
>And I LOVE this dork
I respect your conviction, I respect your love, and I respect your dubs.
*Darien
wew
ok, assuming one of her plans work and Tanaka sees himself as a pervert, what then?
He'd probably go straight to the swimsuit girl instead of sticking with the urine girl.
>ok, assuming one of her plans work and Tanaka sees himself as a pervert, what then?
Neverending babymaking sex.
>not intense handholding
Gay
I didn't like Galko because it was too gross. Ueno is full of ecchi humor but it all feels really innocent.
I crave more of athletic blue haired girl.
>it was too gross
That's just the mangaka. His earlier manga has a lot of weirdly (realistically) shaped tits and characters pissing and shitting themselves
JC is prime
Best material
She doesn't get so much fanart, a shame.
I don't think that she would last that long.
Shit tier monkey clone.
lesbianism
"motherly instinct" doesnt get anyones dicks up
b-but it gets my dick up
Yeah well not everyone was sexually abused by a woman when they were preteens.
but i wasn't
i never had any contact with any women ever when i was in my preteens
even adults
I enjoyed Galko-chan, but I absolutely love Ueno-san, it's much more entertaining and heartwarming. Also Ueno is much much cuter than anyone from Galko-chan.
Gay.
Honestly I didn't make the connection, but I love both so my conclusion is that people that like Ueno-san are patricians.
The fanarts are surprisingly poor at capturing her sexpressions from the anime.
grrr, my pleb sensibilities are offended cause ep 9 isn't up on watchcartoononline yet
on the one hand, you probably shouldn't have fed me
[spoilers] but on the other hand, I'm extremely grateful, thank you [/spoilers]
you're doing it on purpose aren't you
Looks like the scp manga.
I dropped galko halfway through ep 1 when they started discussing shit or anus hair or something like that.
So Ueno is similar?
Why did you even enter this thread.
Idiot pls.
I hope ueno San anime does well, the animation is unique and quirky. The studio behind it is quite new so I hope we can see more from them.
waiting for doujinshi on her dicking him
Heres the porn from previous thread
cunny
envision the fragrance
PUFFY
stop being so edgy
GS reference?
Only similar that they are light ecchi comedies. Interesting how you and some of the others think that Galko goes too deep into the sexual side while Ueno hits right on the spot. A nuance for some, a canyon for others.
>Galko was shit, dropped after a bunch of episodes, because I just couldn't take it anymore.
>Still watching Ueno, because it's funny and cute.
Ueno > a shit > Galko.
No you retard it's a Kamen rider reference
I want to wear Ueno-san's swimsuit!
And actually showing behavior of somebody dealing with 173 if it break containment
Why is she mad all the time?
Woah I just realized Ueno-san looks just like Taiga with those buns and swimsuit on.
just needs a good dicking
She isn't blind like Ueno so she is rightfully mad at Tanaka.
This is what a feminist looks like
>too gross
How?
Maybe cuter but Galko-chan has better characters.
She's a wing-girl doomed to become a single cat lady.
>Galko was shit
Shit taste.
There's no way feminists are actually cute
I didnt get that scene
Theres some extoplasm on her feet and everyone pretends its pee. What does it mean?
that robot looks angry about something
They just wanted to comfort her with lies after her having her first ghost rape
She's friends with Ueno
Not a cat lady, but a raging alcoholic to forget just how much of Ueno's shit she puts up with. It'll be even worse if Ueno is still going after Tanaka by the time they can drink.
She looks like she is having an orgasm
Stupid eyes
Who is this artist and why doesn't stealth dump his work?
I guess hes one of those employed people who cant have loli porn being associated with them.
I wish she'd spread her ectoplasm on me if you know what I mean ahah
I don't get it
you want to leave because its
>shadman
but, youre curious so you dont leave
leave what?
the site , the image itself , however you want to interpret it
weakest argument i've ever seen
well I can't relate to that, I only masturbate to trash drawn by the Japanese
it was just a dumb joke i felt like making, i hate shadman just as much as anyone else here
>I hate a person
Clinically retarded huh.
hating people makes you retarded ? wow thank you for this informative insight of yours
Literally what are you saying?
This is some weirdo shit.
No probs.
Still good shit
PUFFY
What the fuck is his problem? Why won't he just dick Ueno? I want my cute dork to find love!
Because the author has more ideas on how to create comedy with a "I am silly + unexplicably horny for a guy" female character in conjunction with a straight sexless beta man character being the one to bounces jokes off from
Look at all the embarassing things he gets Ueno to do. He's doing it on purpose, he's the real mastermind.
I am sure the manga has done this idea already.
A few pages got posted in the last thread, but it was a condom instead of an onahole.
It's the doujin he mentioned.
Can't argue with those numbers.
GIB THERMOS
Get sued for copyright infringement
More like what is her problem?
its alright, filtering piss into drinking water isn't really that funny, so I've watched only the first episode.
CLOSE IT!
thats why its good mate
>you will never have a girl masturbate to your voice while crying because she knows she'll never get your romantic attention
kek id watch
I don't know. I'd let it slide because she's like, 10.
>watching Ueno for the humor
But it's funny
What do you want me to do in school? Learn? Good kek.
You're talking about it like it was some mass famine plague shit. It was like, January 2018.
Ueno has a funny cunny
if only mc felt the same
GOOKMOOT
Indeed
Ueno makes me feel funny in my pants
You are too naive to get him
Imagine how rank it smells
That's rude
MORE PORN
I NEED MORE
PLEASE
Can it get any worse for Ueno?
Remove Yamashita
rude
He's actually got two loli doujins up on ex right now.
Post link
Wow Tanaka is super bad at this.
I love Galko-chan's humor, and can see the casually dirty, thirsty girl humor connections. Galko-chan is more down to earth and gritty, while Ueno-san is cleaner and fantastical.
c-c-c-combo breaker
exhentai.org
>That Lass art on his pixiv
This guy's alright with me
Both are funny and cute, especially Galko, Ueno only have the romance factor on her side.
It's Puffy Girl!
You're right and I'm glad you said it.
Gargantuan cock for her gaping anus.
it's also peak degenerate. I'd probably rather admit having watched Ore ga Suki than Ueno
I still I enjoy it
She is?
This show seems super interesting
Yes
Why is it still hidden if I don't find Ueno sexy?
user...
Ueno's plans to turn him into a pervert. But the secret is that he's already a massive pervert and by pretending that he isn't he's actually motivating Ueno to become the biggest pervert in the universe.
G O
A L
This show taught me that smelly girls are the purest.
there are so many good, lewd girls this season
Looks like a fucking Loony Toon.
What's wrong with her eyes? She looks psycho
What about here?
She is not?
And the lewdest didn't need so much screentime.
When is tennis girl showing up? Ueno deserves to be cucked.
does anyone else think that the thumbnail looks like a womb?
whas the name of that hairstye?
When are we gonna see these cuties?
The slut
Which Monogatari characters are they?
The Komondor, or Da Dredlack Ting
One if them is Kaiki.
I HATE IT
will they be together in the epilogue?
Blue looks doujin material
She needs all the screentime
Too dangerous for my dick.
I don't even watch whatever this show is, but i felt inspired today.
HE HATES IT
from left to right
>cat - tits
>snail +erotomani
>literally just snek
what a cute dork!
meant for
I hate to tell you, but if you see black boxes you find her attractive. Ueno's invention work flawlessly.
dorky cute slut
>blue hair and fang
Relationship with Ueno ended, blue hair is my new wife
What are their gimmicks?
I don't know if it's intentional of not, but I've noticed as the series goes on not only are her various antics and the goals behind them becoming much more reserved but she herself is becoming far more 'sensitive' than she was in the very first chapter. Hell, before the story even started her plan with him was "jump out basically naked and practically demand he manhandle my tiny body on the spot" and now she's jumping through all these flaming hoops just to flash him her panties and get indirect kisses from lolipops, but when he does finally initiate something she goes into panic mode and aborts mission. I wonder if his daily relentless psychological and sexual tortures are seriously starting to affect her in this way, to the point where her brain has to reboot because he grabbed her hand.
>gymnast
fetish activate
Is there anything more desirable than a flexible JC?
more
Of flexible JCs or the chimame in particular?
flexible in general not jc. careful with lewding lolis the mods are really cracking down lately
Monkey and Ueno are both flexible as well though. I bet Ueno no. 13 can also bend in ways that no one else can.
>Monkey
Wut?
I like her eyes. They remind me of an enemy from an old video game or something. And for some very strange reason that makes her look erotic to me as well.
Why would a middle school girl wear garters?
Ueno is short!
nothing erotic about these.
To keep up her stockings?
Should I watch this? I decided not to for an arbitrary reason I honestly never really thought about.
Because she knows it's the fastest way to a man's dick
She knows she's in her sexual prime and wants to leverage it as much as possible?
Just watch the first episode (which is only 10 minutes long), the rest of the series is just like that.
To make my dick hard.
Lol JC means joshi chuugakusei (女子中学生 in Japanese) which means "middle school girl".
>Ueno is a scientist
>Tanaka is the densest matter known to the universe
Yes Slowpoke, welcome to the club of people who understand useful terms
>Lol JC means joshi chuugakusei (女子中学生 in Japanese) which means "middle school girl".
Neglect is also a form of abuse.
Wheres that gif/webm at that I saw the other night, fellow anons?
I think you know which one im speaking of!
>mfw Yamashita got to pull this out
No, we don't.
Lurk the archives.
This anime is pretty great. Dirty humor is right up my alley.
>eat me
Let´s be honest, is it possible to beat Tanaka? Even if Ueno confessed to him this guy maybe thinks she is just kidding or is part of another great machine so won´t be a big deal for him, or just like the classic retarded mc he understands romantic love as the same kind as friends or family love
Imagine
>30 years into their marriage
wait so when you wore that eat me sign did that mean you liked me then?
It's just another ghostory reference
Seriously, does this guy actually have a connection to Nisio? There are way too many similarities to be a coincidence.
retarded genius
if you really love her, why dont you drink her piss?
Because I already drink other peoples filtered piss so it's not a very honest signal.
are you an astronaut?
Unfiltered and straight from the source.
>useful
Extremely so.
>this whole anime is basically a wholesome evangelion
This show could use some giant mechas to appeal to the preteen toy market.
how hard are you gonna beat their shitty low level plusle and minun?
>luigi and mario
>get in the fucking Ueno, Tanaka
>by the way, she's technically your mother
>literally nadeko, but leaving out the parts where she's a psychotic bitch
Picked up.
>Kiyoshi and Takeshi
should this have been a full show or is it better as a short?
Wouldn't make much a difference for quality. They'd just adapt three or four skits per episode instead of two.
How many episodes is this going to be?
52
I wish this was a real reply
Them's some nice quads. I have gotten banned more than once for some stupid shit even though I've always followed the traditional rule of "no visible genitals = all good" but you can't always count on that.
52 were the minutes this post was made.
Bros... i fucking love Ueno
holy shit Ueno ass is gigantic (compared to the other girls), very sensitive after all that spanking and addicted to anal after the buttplug, it became the perfect asspussy for a slave.
blessed and canon.
Too bad she'll never love you back.
When are they showing up?
Is Ueno a cuck?
Gaen and doll?
post yamashita
>porn
Maybe if you're 10.
Ueno is actually pretty, so if you find ugly girls fun the show is not for you.
Nah, Galko is an old hag, she's not cute and funny, she's disgusting (even for an old hag, she's obese for fuck's sake).
>says the tourist who surely hates the bad gois like pedophiles or whatever boogeyman the media pushes now
Consider vasectomy.
She might be getting slightly old, but depending on genetics it's definitely possible.
And that's a good thing, Tanaka is a faggot and doesn't deserve Ueno.
God I wish I could drink Ueno's piss. Without the filter of course.
>0 times
Tanaka is a pathetic loser. Don't worry sweaty, I'm fat and bald so I will make your girls feel good.
The Nadeko.
i thought it meant juicy cunny lol
twintails attack
I once got banned in the Wataten threads for JUST SAYING that i was gonna post a lewd gif that's regulary posted already. I didnt even got to post it since i got banned like a minute later for 3 fucking days.
Yea Forums's Mods are among the fucking worst of all boards.
I hope they uncensor Nudist-chan's butt on the BDs the fact they censored her butt made me drop this show.
I love her voice when she's in the chocolate box costume, sounds so devoted.
Same reason lots of people like Osaka. High density objects.
Based autist
The world really needs more exhibitionist JCs. Actually JSs too.
Imagine believing this was an actual reference.