Luckiest guy in the show

How is it that every child of the new generation is a combination of their parents traits except Shikadai

What, did ALL of the original cast get hitched?

because they figured out that shikamaru was most people's favorite from the original series and decided to just make him again.

And Metal Lee... and Bort

Where do you think all the kids from the new show came from?

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I don't think we actually know who Metal Lee's other parent is and Bort is just Bort. He's not really particularly like either of his parents.

Yes, except Tenten, Shino, and Kiba.
Also Rock Lee has a kid but no wife so we simply assume he split himself up, like worms, or bacteria.

Metal Lee is literally Rock Lee + TenTen

Nah Bort atleast uses tomething with a semblance to Hyuuga Taijutsu; Metal is pretty much a testtube baby as far as I'm concerned since there is no mother established.

None of the couples look like they're truly happy together in this shit show

Tenten is forever alone

Lee has his nervousness and Boruto has his pineapple hair, his dark edgy color scheme, and moments of extreme shyness. They're not exact clones.

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>Bort atleast uses tomething with a semblance to Hyuuga Taijutsu
He spams shadow clones and his tiny throwable rasengan most of the time

why the side chick though?

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literally who?

Did Orochimaru have a wife?

I honestly have no clue who this is

I assume the "wife" is pic related. There is a lot of evidence.
But it's also fair to assume Orochimaru is his own wife.

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>has his pineapple hair, his dark edgy color scheme
What do those have to do with Hinata?

Because thats more effective than straight up Taijutsu, but we've seen that Borutos Tai fighting style is way closer to the Hyuugas style than Narutos - Shikadai however doesnt use anything except Nara Techniques

>forgetting based origami fallen angel Konan

They always had good synergy. I'm happy they actually ended up together. the only ones that felt natural.

He is the husband and the wife

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I may have been reaching there indeed. Sorry.

>implying Haku didnt remain best girl to the end

Haku identified as an attack tool, he can't be best girl.

luckiest guy is whoever gets hanabi

She is definitely good at fucking

So every single male in Konoha?

Hanabi is probably waiting for a 10 yo cousin of hers to reach adulthood.

hnng where are the fanfics

>procreating with a hyuga
disgusting. let their shit clan die out

Luckiest guy is whoever gets Himawari

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So Kawaki?

>le 56% hyugamaki mutant baby
ummm.... no thanks

Based Shika just couldn't didn't harass cutie like this.

Ew, god no. Hopefully it's Inojin or Gaara's kid.

good riddance then, more for me

kawaki kills naruto and rapes himawari its pretty much already confirmed

Too progressive for this. He is non-binary pansexual who making children via cloning.

Sai is the luckiest guy

I almost hope you're right so that we can finally end the abortion that is Bort's manga

No way, Kawaki is a dindu Sue. Ikemoto wouldn't want to make him too unsympathetic to the audience.

This. The only woman in this manga who wasn't useless cock hungry slut or agressive bitch and was in healthy relationship. Have no idea how woman hating Kishi managed to create her.

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Tenten is the mother
Right?

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>useless cock hungry slut
Who is Yahiko

Hanabi is cutie. Her and Himawari are my main reasons still to watch Boruto.

a dead nigga, therefore she is no longer cock hungry

t. based not banned but whatever

She was pinning for Pain dick

There is a big different between being in mutual loving relationship with a nice guy and lusting over some edgy faggot bc his good look (Sakura and Ino) or stalking your crush until he is ready to settle for you (Hinato)

she wasn't pining, she was in a healthy relationship aka six paths gangbang

God, the kid should have been blond or had a different hairstyle or something to differentiate him from his dad.

Doubt she was into fucking corpses. She fucked Yahiko and that was it, poor girl. I wonder how she felt seeing her dead lover's body animated by her childhood friend who was sliding into madness.

No, this is the mother

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>I wonder how she felt seeing her dead lover's body animated by her childhood friend who was sliding into madness.
She west just as cuckoo calling herself the Angel of God

All girls are cock hungry slut. At least Kishimoto wanted to write realistic girls unlike other incel writers.

kishimoto was based this entire time and we never even realized it until it was too late

>Kishimoto
>realistic girls

wew lad, you don't get out much do you

>the best girl never got any dick

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She just go ahead with Pein's bullshit. Angel is literaly messanger of god, so since Pein called himself god and she was his messanger it was reasonable for her to call herself angel. That's all she meant, that she deliver a will of god aka Pein.

I am legitimately still salty we never got to see the Kino that Neji X Tenten would have been.

She was also LARPing as one with paper angel wings and everything

why was he so based, lads?

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Kishimoto actually got a lot better at writing women with time. I was impressed with his caracterization of Sarada. She feels like a real little girl.
Too bad he can't erase the mistakes of his youth though.

> portrait woman as useless, irrational creatures, totally dependable on man
> show how talent is result of superior breeding and beats hardwork every time, also promotes nepotism
> advocates the idea that some people have genetical disposition to violence that can't be helped
> show how talented war criminals can get away with everything and receive goverment funding, treat this as smart thing to do
Why Kishi is so based?

>kakuzu's onahole
>based

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Their child is awful, though.

There was no way that he wasn't going to try his absolute best with an Uchiha girl

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And? Looked really good. I bet peasants were impressed as fuck. She was just doing her job.

Kishimoto is only good at writing women he is about to kill.

How come Orochirmaru/Karin/Sasuke never got trialed for their warcrimes and instead get figurative, and probably literal, statues built for them?
Is this Akihito propaganda?

>black anime nerds jerk off over uchiha
>uchiha are the niggers of the naruto universe, genetically pre-disposed to being violent, hateful, and killing their own for personal gain
kishimoto you beautiful bastard

But there are actual black people in the Naruto-verse.

They couldn't even just give him a generic waifu

sasuke was pardoned because he was instrumental in stopping kaguya and because his former sensei happened to be hokage. not sure about karin and orochimaru but i imagine it's the same deal, they both helped out in the end.

Based Tobirama even put them in ghetto.

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it'd be too obvious if the black people were the niggers in the naruto verse. another clever trick on kishimoto's part

There is difference between being black and being nigger. It was really funny that Uchiha were more niggers than actually black people.

Chad

Hottest wife

Sakura was also a result of him trying his best.
Meanwhile Chouchou was the result of him not even trying.

>kills for jashin but also because he feels like it
>never even needed to meet naruto and is still one of the best villains
>absolute lord of banter
>grim reaper
>probably knew he was a puppet to complete infinite tsukiyomi but didn't care, still gets to kill and get away with it
>had drip
>drinks blood, doesn't care about diseases
>all about those style points
>talked shit to his teammates constantly, even the god-level ones
>killed off early because kishimoto was scared of his potential
B A S E D

It really says something that Chouchou is the better of the two

>sakura got sasuke so they paired ino with his discount version
lmao

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>Based Shika gets to fuck this every night

What a drag

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The joke is that just like you'd think Ino was discount Sakura but turned out to be a better person, the same proved true for Sai

>sakura got sasuke
Doubt that artificial insemination by him and after that just leaving her for 12 years can be considered as "got"

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>implying sasuke would ever turn out normal
he had fucking orochimaru and kabuto as his only company for half of his formative teen years, that's worse than being born into danzo's secret agent killing machine squad

>Guys, Sakura sucks, I'm telling you!
Don't bring this shit in here.

It really funny that he visiting Orochimilf more often than his wife and child.

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Boruto kinds of make sense being better than Naruto, since he actually has parents and his grand father was a genius. Naruto was just left alone and had no guidance to study or train during his days at the academy. Now that do not forgive him being a brat.

You're the only one averse to it, you should know this by now. It will be brought up as people feel like it

Lee is just like Maito Dai. I bet Guy's mother was some random prostitute and left the kid with Dai to raise by himself.

There is no reason to bring down a thread over petty grudges over a fictional character.

Orochimaru ascended beyond sexual limits. He is man and woman. But mitsuki is more like a perfect clone with some alterations.

I know right. How much effort you put into something doesn't always determine the end result. Especially in art.

because orochimaru's pussy probably way better than sakura's stank ass.

Don't forget the camping trips on the weekends with Naruto.

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>Grudges
You're the only one getting exasperated over this shit and bringing threads down. If you somehow managed to realize you can just not reply at all, then Sakura posts would be cut in half. You could stop responding right now, and the whole topic would get dropped, potentially for the entire length of the thread

Tenten was only for Neji. Lee got this one by asexual division.

He we go again with I hate Sakura circlejerking. Can't you stick up with the discussion than bringing the same shit all over again?

Sasuke liking snake bondage is canon after all.

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You know that's not true when it comes to Sakura. There is always going to be cheap potshots thrown at her.

>pls post more
Gladly

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And your options are: 1. Fucking live with it, and 2. Make it worse like the goddamn retard you have consistently proven yourself to be. I hope one day you can eventually move on

What is this image supposed to prove, exactly?

The reason I hate Sakura so much is that she had the potential to be a great character but it goes entirely unfulfilled because Kishi is a hack writer, especially of female characters.

You CAN just NOT mindlessly bash Sakura and just talk about other characters, you know? If you hate her so much, there is no reason for you to talk about her.

>Anime opening
>Canon
.fuck off nardo

s a m e

Mmmmmmm

>ONE HUNDRED BILLION EXPLODING PAPERS
>it does nothing

Sasuke cuckurafag. Can't even tell shit is shit even when nose deep in it.

imagine trying this hard to defend a fucking shonen character

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I and everyone else will voice our thoughts on her whenever we consider it relevant, and your years of replying with inane bullshit have not and will never change anything

Sasuga* cuckurafag.

only because of uchiha asspull powers

> I'm the one who's sorry
That's not even subtle. Indra and Ashura had pretty normal brother's relationship why their incarnations so fucking gay over each other?

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It was a cool last heroic stand and a nice sendoff for a cool female character and that's all that matters.

Imagine trying this hard hating on a fucking shonen character

Dong status: hard

you got the wrong guy. i don't care because it's a fictional character and it's a waste of time to sit here crying about people making fun of them on the internet. i just think you're a loser and it's kind of embarrassing.

Killed Obito actually, before he pulled
O MY IZANAGI

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Imagine bringing up a shounen character up out of nowhere in a discussion just to broadcast how much you hate them. What a waste of energy.

Then you should expect opposition to your thoughts. That's how it works. You're complaining about people not sharing your mindset. There are people who like Sakura. You have to deal with this.

Imagine spending all of your free time folding that shit while waiting for the time when you finally get to style on someone with your rad sea of origami, and then when you finally blow your load the receiving guy just goes lol nope and no sells it and then eye rapes the corpse of your childhood friend and laughs at you.

>everyone against me has to be one person

No, I'm complaining about you trying to tell people what they should post

Don't lump Karin in with those psychos.

Because the only things that prevents men in a brotherly relationship from fucking are blood ties and the contempt of society.

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>Karin
>not a psycho
Something is off

Looks like Anti-Sakurafags can't into reading comprehension.

To be fair you need to be a pretty damaged human being to find Sasuke appealing.

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You just never get tired of being a retard, do you

Literally more pure due to ayylmao chakra

Karin never killed anyone unlike ninja Hitler and Sausage.

She worked for Orochimaru. She definitely killed people.

i have no gripes with sakura, i just think you're a faggot for sitting in a thread and defending a fictional character

Orochimaru was also useful in ending the war since his zombie hokages did more than the entire non-Naruto jobber alliance

Same applies to you for sitting in a thread and shitting on a fictional character.

More like she fucks him while he cries in pain

Who is the one that didn't have any reading comprehension again?

>Konohamaru wants to be just like Naruto
>Needs to fuck a Hyuga to accomplish that goal

When will Moegi realize that she is his Sakura and kill herself?

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>implying they arent fucking

Heh.

Poor girl was just used by this monster. She is victim and survivor. Now bring her nice meal.

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Konohamaru is the biggest loser in the village. All he has some top tier genetics but the coolest thing he has is a scarf and he gets rekt by pretty much everyone.

Hey, pinkie?

Ya like sunahara or nah? Whats your opinion on her art/writing/doujins in general? She does alot of sakura stuff so i thought you might know her.

>>killed off
Reminder that he could still be duck up from that hole.

need more femdom with temari

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Don't care for her.

It's missing coolest guy

Lee loved Neji more than Tenten ever did

I remember when people thought it was Kurotuchi.

Nope, Karin was a walking healthpack/Flinstone Chewable. She's there to heal, not kill.

Was it really responsible to put someone with severe ptsd like kakashi in charge of naruto and sasuke.

Even better

Kill yourself already you namefag

Nah, kuro is too busy raping deidara's half destroyed corpse with a strapon.

>top tier genetics
>Sarutobi
Those clowns are InoShikaCho tier at best now.

cute

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Damn, war arc were such a mess, but senju brothers were pretty fun. What the fuck happened with their clan? Why Tsunade is last senju?

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Go home Orochimaru

Based Orochi lampshading the bad writing.

>ratface is still around
keep doing you

The smelljew got wiped out by the superior uchiha

I agree.

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They got mixing with others. Since they had not any specific kekkei genkai that people were trying to conserve in the bloodline, their genes got sparsed around many people.

Have they ever explained his god and how he got legit immortality?

They look good together.

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very aestheticu pairing

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It's entirely possible that there is no jashin and the whole thing is just an esoteric jutsu

Which one do you think fucked the best?

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OR Jashin is an Otsustuki alien!

When her and Sarada were fighting she opened up to Sarada about how Naruto killed her dad while her mom was pregnant with her.

Sarada replied by saying shut the fuck up about your dead dad; you never met him so stop talking about him like you know him.

Like wtf how autistic does someone have to be to say something like that to someone whose dad was killed while she was still in her mom's womb. Lets not forget that Sarada and her dad didn't meet until she was 10 and it was by accident. Her dad could of dropped by at anytime but didn't because he doesn't love her or even understand the concept of love.

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Old man Sarutobi knew the most jutsu out of any ninja in the world, and didn't even need eye bullshit. Konohamaru saw the Rasengan once and then learned to do it better than Naruto did, and he was like 10 at the time.
But then he decided to stop applying himself and now gets punked by thugs with kunai.

>beats her kid's ass whenever he steps out of line
Why are sand women so based?

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It was the same guy who allowed the village to mistreat a jinchuuriki and decided not to give Naruto a guardian.

Most forced couple by far.
How did Sai go from obsessing over Naruto cock to banging one of the hottest girls in the village?

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They all look like shit but Temari looks the worst.
Ino and Tenten wouldn't look so bad if only they were drawn by any other artist.

Best or worst, I'll take it

>superior uchiha
Mentally unstable faggots who were placed in ghetto by glorious Tobirama "Push the edge over a ledge" Senju and then finally wiped out by his pupil true patriot Danzo. The best of Uchiha like Kagami or Itachi were self aware and therefore willingly bend over before Senju goverment.

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The genes are the only important thing.

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Should have dyed her hair brown, stick some post-it notes to her cheeks and fucked her while pretending she is Rin before killing her.

So what do you think her killcount is by the time of Boruto?
I want her to take Hima under her wing. Just imagine Hima using that chakra needle technique in combination with her eyes.

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>Mentally unstable
This is what cracks me up. I'm pretty sure there was a page that said specifically they turn evil or their darkness blooms inside or something while they activate their stupid next level eyeball power

Cry more, Madara. Konoha is ruled by senju ideology.

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Argably he might have developped a fetish for blond hair thanks to that experience.
But the true answer is all men marry by social obligation in Naruto. Sai noticed Ino was interested so he just went along with the flow.
Though it was forced and they had no chemistry at first it seems like it's one of those relationship that blossomed with time. He seems to genuinely enjoy having a family and he's a high tier dad.

>implying they don't need a whip to keep them moving
Bitch all you want but she keeps her boys from being lazy Faggots.

It was love, user. The Uchihas canonically have a birth defect that whenever they feel too much ove it makes them retarded and gives them swirly eyes.

>Moegi realize that she is his Sakura and kill herself
So she has wanted to fuck Udon all along?

Madara hated his clan tho

She used to be in charge of one of orochimaru's prisons. She kill people then force the other prisoners to bury them in unmarked graves for so much as mentioning orochimaru's name.

goddamnit she deserved better
to be honest all the akatsuki did

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I never understood the point of Obito plans. He is already master of illusions like any strong Uchiha, he can create his Rin and hold hands with her forever. Doubt that this manchild could fuck anyone even in his dream, too ummature and crazy. Why he need to put all world in illusion, when he can just create perfect world for himself.

At least Ino constantly talked about how she would fuck Sai if she got the chance. She got the chance and she took it.

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He's mentally ill like all Uchihas. Don't try to make sense of his plans.

Everyone except for hidan maybe

God would of loved to see her kept alive to fight Edo Hanzo in the war arc. Would of been awesome to see her pop up out of nowhere as Hanzo has everyone else on the ropes. Would of been such a perfect opportunity for a tense emotional fight that brought both of them closure.

I'm still mad

It didn't matter if he brought Rin back. He would bring her back to life in a world that screwed both of them over. He just wanted to spit as much venom at the world as he could and Madara's plan just gel'd with his.

Well, the Jashin exists.

They were one of the first clans to join the village after the Senju/Uchiha marriage and they have produced more hokages than the Uchiniggers and Jobgas combined

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I felt really bad for Kakashi who was forced to listen to Obito's insane bullshit.

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>Which one do you think fucked the best?
Ino>Temari>TenTen>Hinata>Sakura

Because Kishi didn't get the idea of making the first hokage's family into the second most important clan of the series until halfway through the series.

Would two pairs of jobber genes cancel each other out?

That came from nowhere. Karui and Choji have one single interaction?

When those chapters were released I made a point to speedread them. Man, the writing was embarassing. Peak narutocringe right there.

Dont know about anyone else but i'd totally join him

Just because she has got daddy issues too it doesn't mean that she has to listen to some other girl whining about her own while trying to kill each other.

Where is Shikadai going to find a girl bitchy enough to trigger his genetic oedipus complex?

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By looking like Sasuke and accidentally calling Ino pretty instead of calling her ugly like he wanted to.

Tbh i kinda liked it. It was refreshing to see Narutoverse good character who didn't do this strange bonding with enemy over similar traumas thing and just said suck it up, i don't care about your sad life, we are enemy for god sake.

Those sexy versions of their husband's (and Neji's) outfits look awful

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He already broke this circle and find nice comie waifu who will play with him shogi all nights long. He just need to go into politic and release her from jail.

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And he meant the opposite when he called her a beauty

>her

>her

She will lose to Shikadai who will go full comie and promise higher taxation on rich people.

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they were a eugenics project to create the best shit talker in all of konoha

otp

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I was surprised coolest guy, Nagato and Itachi didn't get a monument dedicated to them given how much they were wanked in a positive light.

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I keep wondering if it was a drunken one night stand between her and Lee and they dont want to tell Metal.

Was he gay?

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I can totally see Naruto naming his son Obito.

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>being commie in not-Japan

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He was slamming dubs.

Shikimaru was all skill no luck.
Naruto was all luck no skill. Reincarnated god with the nine tails and massive chakra and op shadow clone jutsu.
Naruto could legit just make 1000 shadow clones and make them all study a different field(math/physics/etc) and then poof them at the end of the week and he'd know everything they studied.

Well, i guess it will be better for Shikadai just adopt base Abe's populism.

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>laughs in Gai sensei

unluckiest girl in the show

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Yes

So why does Metal Lee look somewhat like Gaara?

Cute

Shikamaru only had room for one aggressive chick in his life

She qt

That's the exact kind of woman Nara men go for.

They are based

I remember someone saying that Shikamaru's mom was from the Sand.
Now Shikadai will probably end up with Yodo.

Based Nara Clan getting Sand women SHADOW'd.

Based Nara

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Mmmmmm

It's a thing of beauty. Tobiramaposting would have been just a funny enough meme, but Kishimoto just had to go and make Uchiha racism one hundred percent fucking correct with the genetic mental disorder deal.

Best part is how hilariously unintentional it all is, simultaneously sucking Uchiha dick every couple of pages while making it undeniable that they're the source of most problems.

put her with anyone dammit
anything is better than a stomach flesh puppet

Real talk why the fuck does his son get so much screentime?

Because people liked shikamaru so they'll push shikamaru 2.0 onto the audience in an attempt to appease the naruto audience.

That's all.

What the hell

Because out of the original kid characters shown in chapter 700:

>Bort and Salad already get main character screentime (so does Mitsuki who was introduced later)
>Chouchou is comic relief
>Nobody knows what Inojin's personality is supposed to be like because Mitsuki is already a pale homosexual autist
>Metal Lee is in a team with filler characters
>Himawari only exists as a little sister character

So Shikadai gets most of the non-team 7 leftover and he is easy to write since he is just an exact clone of his dad.

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Do people actually like Shikadai?

cute

Don't you like Leeko?

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yeah, i still remember when the character designs were not gay
why their venom was so shit?
why no other guy used special gear to fight? (like zabuza or them)

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that's Metal's mom, duh

He knew she's lying. I can't believe how many retards fall for such a simple scene

>luckiest guy
He married a literal broom. Should have impregnated that Shiho chick instead

Obitto was a pos to be honest

Unlike Kabuto who had justified reasons turning against the leaf; Obitto was just a whiny little bitch.

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bred for keikaku

That file name LOL

You gonna cry? Maybe shit and cum?

Kiba has a cat lady as partner. They can't make kids it seems.

proof

Did they not adapt the episode where Shino and Hiashi have a conversation?

>TenTen
Permavirgin
>Temari
S&M with her as the dom
>Ino
Only does cowgirl position
>Hinata
Only does missionary position
>Sakura
She's into wearing a strap on and pegging

Konan was annoying and unlike able

How the fuck did Obito go from a nice kid, whose biggest problem was being clumsy, into a genocidal maniac? Uchiha's really are all mentally ill.

Name one prominent male character in Naruto that was not gay.
I swear all the couples were only pushed together at the ending for the sake of making the next generation.

>people like Shikamaru
>push the cheap knock off version instead
This is why Boruto fails on a fundamental level.

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Because a girl he had a crush on that barely interacted with him and showed absolutely no romantic interest in him and loved his "best friend" instead died in front of him. Tobirama was right.

Tamari is a good looking Kunoichi but honestly it's not like Kishimoto made any ugly ones to begin with, if anything Sai and Naruto are the luckiest.

We know Ino/Sakura are super perverted even for females and would probably be down for anything in the sack with their men of choice and Naruto got the sweetest purest girl in the village who also had the hugest tits rivaled only by Tsunade herself. Tamari is like nothing compared to them

If they really loved each other like you say, then why are there no yaoi doujins of them? hmmm?
Checkmate athiests

>Sakura
Into cuckholdry
ftfy

Naruto should have banged Ino

It may be bullshit but I believe it

He was maimed and stuck in the dark cave with man-eating plants and megalomaniac who mindraped him until Obito's personality were rebuild in his image. Also probably in illusions time flow different and it was decades just with Madara for him. More than enough time go nuts.

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Honestly forcing the main cast into relationships with each other was a pretty bad move.

Ironically Rock Lee + Tenten would've made some sense

Really should have just made more original characters that people can like for their own merits instead of just watered down clones.

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What kind of mom would kin and tayuya be ? Consider their background, personality and age.
How would they go on mission with their baby and what do you think sound village 's view on teen mom and teenage pregnancy

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>getting caught in a honey trap by a kunnoichi

I've been watching the Shippuden movies, what do Yea Forumsnons think of them?

Except he showed no signs of mental instability after "dying", he was constantly cracking jokes and acting goofy like he normally did before doing a complete fucking 180. Madara didn't mindrape him for shit, he even admitted he wasn't even paying attention to Madara's lectures and spent most of his time having fun with the Zetsus and recuperating. If not for plot convenience he would've returned to the village normally and things would have gone as they would before.

he read a lot of books, had a few years to stop being a repressed shit, never pissed her off because he learned what not to say around girls by using sakura as a test, and then this happened

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He fooled around before Rin incident. Than when he was on his low, hurt, confused and vulnerable, basically in denial stage, he went to Madara to ask so what the hell he was talking about perfect dream world, bc now he is interested, this still pretty normal reaction. And then old crazy fuck put him into illusion and start telling tales about space bunny and ancient divine brothers' quarrel that goes for centuries, his own life, fucking backstabing uchiha shits who betrayed him, how awesome, strong and handsome was Hashirama and how all them can just go into matrix and be happy forever. And only after all that Obito adapts his Madara persona and smoothly talks with young Akatsuki imitating Madara's own rants. Pretty sure they talked for eternity in Madara's illusions, just like Itachi in novell put Izumi in illusion that lasted for 80 years for her but took only second in real world.

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meant

i mean, i'd like to see u not go insane if half of your body got crushed and then the one person you're obsessed with dies right in front of you and then the old guy you were with says u can bring everyone back with this plan and projects the plan into your head. oh and you don't really have a choice despite being told its your choice since their is a tag that could be used to kill you or turn you into a puppet placed on your heart and you're constantly being watched to make sure you stick to the plan.

I understand how she feels. People say I'm a good looking male but I never had any pussy.

>Bottom left corner
Is there a knock-off Deidara on that show?

this shit was so stupid it still bothers me, not the movie but the scene where they burst out of the lake and fly into space

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Sakura is the luckiest girl

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You need to have an IQ of 300 to understand how deep, human and complex SasuSaku truly is.

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We had like 40 fucking years of Shikaku and Shikamaru existing together I think you can remember Shikamaru's son by his height and retarded animators, user.

While sakura and sarada are crying in the rubble of their home, sasuke is getting it in the butt all day in the hokage's office.

This scene only strengthens my headcanon.

Yeah, way to go to the trash bin.

Naruto isn't gay though, he's bi.

UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND

UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND

UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND

THE CONCEPT OF LOVE

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is her incestuous relationship with Boruto canon?

>tfw no one remembers her

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She saw that ABSOLUTE UNIT display in the war where he power bombed the Gedo Statue while looking handsome as fuck. Does she need more?

She is Hyuga who married cousins for generations so what do you think?

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>Still 0 good Hanabi/Boruto doujins
Fuck this gay world

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gramps probably ok with it, dem genes

>Threatens to kill the other kages with his shadow jutsu after choking them and gets away with it
He really is lucky

She already lusting over Sarutobi monkey. I wonder if her master of eugenics father is ok with that. He need to marry her already or he will ends up with bastard grandchild.

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>I wonder if her master of eugenics father is ok with that.

He wouldn't. He already had Hinata married off to Naruto to create a ninja jesus. He needs Hanabi to maintain the pure Hyuuga bloodline. So she'll be properly married off to someone from the Branch House.

Shino?

I'm not sure Sakura has ever even gotten fucked. She probably milked Sasuke and then basted that shit into herself. Likewise, Tenten probably only gets action from dildos and vibrators. Her secret stash of "tools". Ino strikes me as a girl that looks and acts like a whore but it's actually all just an act which is why fucking Sai of all people is the one to bag her.

Hinata is probably crazy wild. Not only is she shown to actually be a scary wife/mother in Boruto, but we can only imagine the techniques she uses. Byuakugan rotation on that dick and maybe some other shit involving Naruto and his multiple shadow clones with ridiculous stamina. She probably gets pounded every hole at once whenever they do it while Naruto still has clones to watch, tuck the kids into bed, grab a drink with the bros, and finish doing paperwork at the office.

Temari is probably draining Shikamaru every. single. night. Some nights she's the one doing all the work and he's the bitch and other nights she's forcing him to completely dominate her like he mentally did when they first fought. He doesn't want to because its a drag and yet he wants to because he loves it. that and she will make him suffer if her doesn't but he thrives under the challenge.

Jiraiya and Lee

No one tell him

Where the fuck can you read Boruto SD anyway?

Kurenai is best girl tho? I literally don't understand why'd they gave her the best design but she's hardly ever used.

>Sai won

Kek

>jiraiya
Calls naruto sexy
>lee
Has a gaara obsession

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She won in my heart

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Has she even shown up since Gaiden?

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Fujos would rather pair up Lee with Gaara

Tayuya probably would have been strict as fuck in public but then probably a caring worrier of a mother behind closed doors given that she knows full well what Sound is like.

Teen pregnancies wouldn't be that big of a taboo in the ninja world, after all kidnapping kids for bloodlines is a thing that happens among the villages, if Kumo had succeeded in kidnapping Hinata for example it's good odds she would have been having kids as soon as she was physically capable of doing so.
Mission wise, odds are there are servants/slaves in sound who would be charged with taking care of any kid she had while she's out on missions.

this fucking design hhngh

Litterally a generic male ninja with uninspired pigtails. I never understood what people saw in her.

fucking hell i hate danzou

Both of them are overrated imho

r63 HinaNaru is where is at

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Good morning!!

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And you are?

Normal NaruHina is more my kind of pairing.

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Hinata is boring
Sakura is trash
all the good females in this series are either dead or ignored by the creeator
fight me

What? Why? Guy worked his ass for Konoha, did all dirtiest work and only his close friends realy appreciated him. He was so misunderstood.

What if I happen to agree with you?

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they are just more prone to, is not like 100% they will turn edgy. it's just their hack eyes make them a bit more pissed. I remember it was just tobirama theorizing bullshit

The dead kind

naruto sure is a clusterfuck.
the original manga, gaiden, the novels, the anime filler half adapting the novels, boruto, the movies adapting the novels, the boruto manga. holy shit what the fuck I thought narutard was for sub80iq monkeys

Then you are my friend and ally

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Their tendency to overreact to emotional trauma is just half of the problem. The other half is that they awaken their hax power due to this stress. And than you can have someone like Obito genocidal maniac who teleporting in another realm, capable of warping reality and brainraping people. Noone besides Uchiha posess that unique combination of power and predisposition to madness. If even one person from this cursed clan going insane can results in 40k+ body count, they really should not be allowed to live.

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>There are people that dare, DARE say Naruto is a bad dad because he sent a clone to his daughters birthday
>Saucegay literally forgets his daughters birthday and or doesn't care

This. There is no good reason for letting any Uchiha alive when it's proven that there is a 100% certainty that they rebel against society due to trauma and try to go on a killing spree with their dangerous reality changing hax eyes.

>pig is more infamous than her
>despite being Tsunade's DIRECT fucking aid didn't learn a single fucking Jutsu from especially the most important one for a woman the regeneration jutsu (this shit is even wasted of Sakura ffs) getting them wrinkles

absolutely worthless

>give the Uchiha a prestigious position and guaranteed employment
>whole village respects them and has never been shown to be discriminatory
>they chimp out the moment people start speculating that an Uchiha was behind the Fox Attack (which is in fact what happened)

Chadirama was too good for them, even knowing that they're genetically predisposed to go apeshit he still treated them well.

Why is adult Konohanaru so disappointing?

lol quite fucking obvious she's really Karin's, they didn't fully address that point at all.

Her looks, her mannerisms, her glasses, (SHE'S AN UCHIHA WITH BAD EYESIGHT WTF) are all Karin's.

SaKEKra is just left to raise her. All she said was "I'm your mum no matter what", heh.

They have the capability to do DNA tests yet didn't actually do a match between Sarada and Sakura.

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Karin already said she belongs to Sakura but I still head canon that the Naruto universe has enough tech (ninja jutsu magic) to have done a fucking transplant.

You can still come to the conclusion that Karin got knocked up but due to "reasons" had to transplant the fetus into Sakura to grow for the remanding period allow you to still say Sakura gave birth to Sarada. They never state who actually CONCEIVED Sarada.

>genetically pre-disposed to being violent, hateful, and killing their own for personal gain
nigger science

Second indeed was soft on them. Probably tried to respect his older brother's wishes and put efforts to integrate them. But when he heard that they still were wiped out he kinda looked relieved, maybe even was thankful to Danzo for the deed.

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Stopped watching Boruto after the Chunin Exams. Did anything of note happen? I also liked some episodes that were about Naruto's family. Did they get more screentime?

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I also think Karin donated eggs for Sakura for some reasons and they are both her mothers: Sakura by birth and Karin by eggs. Explains how Sarada looks like Karin, but Sakura can honestly say that she gave birth to her. And Sasuke never fucked Sakura or Karin, eggs were fertilised externaly by his donated sperm.

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It didn't help that of the four Uchiha who survived the purge, two of them were trying to end the world and one of them was debating whether to destroy the Leaf Village or not right in front of his face. Sure there may have been innocent children and shit, but then you look at Obito who was a completely normal kid but went apeshit at the flip of a switch.

I'm off the opinion that Iruka should have taken the hit for Naruto and died instead of Neji. That would honestly feel more impactfull than Neji's death, and Neji gets to grow up and have kids alongside the others.

He's trying to be Naruto, but he doesn't have the plot armor and main character status, so he falls flat in every endeavor he puts himself in.

It was explicitly said Karin helped deliver Sarada. Why are you fags so obsessed with NTR?

No he had to serve his purpose as as a slave to based Hyugas.
>NTR
Not them, but it's hot.

>NTR when there is no love to begin with.
It's hard to NTR someone who's entire relationship is based around a woman pulling a used condom out of a dumpster and getting Orochimaru to inseminate her.

And Tobirama still helped Kabuto to save Sasuke, all Uchiha have to do for that is act a more or less sane. Damn, he even produce child after that, Konoha really like playing with fire.

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>lol quite fucking obvious she's really Karin's, they didn't fully address that point at all.
>Her looks, her mannerisms, her glasses, (SHE'S AN UCHIHA WITH BAD EYESIGHT WTF) are all Karin's

This is what I call brain damage

My headcanon is that Karin gave eggs for Sakura and that didn't contradict statement that she also delivered Sarada. I am also sure that Sasuke never fuck both of them, so no ntr. Sarada looks and act like Karin, and Sasuke just do not like woman (more autist than gay). That's why.

More like delusions, they are still assblasted when Karin revealed what happened in Sarada's birth

We really need an episode to shut the Karinfags up with this convoluted eggshit.

Or more like he just genjitsu Sakura into thinking she gave birth. Like really? As if he's going to allow a pregnant silly bint to go on missions and follow him around.

Either she's really Karin's, or SaKEKra is such a totally useless shit, that she managed to create an Uchiha that needs fucking GLASSES.

I've said it once and I'll say it again, when does being an Uchiha = Good eyesight?

Obito is the one who should be blamed for Uchiha massacre. His Kyubi summon made Konoha elders paranoid about Uchiha so Uchiha were butthurt and decided to rebel. This fuck even helped Itachi to kill them and collected eyes as spare. Purest evil, coolest guy indeed.

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Nigger you definitely lack of reading comprehension. Sarada started wearing them AFTER she got sick (high fever in kids leaves bad consequences, and sarada happened to lose a little bit of her eyesight). She didn't need them when she was younger or she was born with it like you Karinfags think it happened.

Even if they show Sakura into labor with her vagina opened up, they will still stick up with their eggshit theory.

Tsunade wasn't ignored that much... at least not until Boruto

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>Shizune a shriveled spinster
>Tsunade still the same as ever
god fucking damn it

Still looking good too

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Sakura got pregnant with karin's futa sperm. Why cant we stick with that theory? Everyone's happy!

No one gives a shit about Karin, user

He took Kakashi's spot of jobber that never teaches his students anything but doesn't look cool doing it like Kakashi used to.

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The Uchiha were a bunch of ingrate faggots. Tobirama was 100% justified in pushing them to the village border.

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I didn't knew she existed but obviosly any Lee version deserves love

>Orochimaru blames Tobirama's police force idea for the Uchiha being hated
>In actual daily life, and save for the most decrepit fucks, Konoha citizens suck Uchiha cock 24/7

Really activates those mangekyos...

No, Naruto had already lost a father figure with Jiraiya it would just be retreading that with a way worse character.

Because fujos have really bad taste and/or don't make anything different from their boring vanilla crap

It's just a Karinfag desperate to make his waifu relevant even nearly 4 years later after the whole issue was resolved

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He's a lazy ass, she's his coffee that keeps him on his toes.

Sadly, Lord Tobirama couldn't delete Uchiha from existince. BUT. At least no Uchiha will never be Hokage. Never fucking ever.

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Even in fillers Shika is gay for Naruto, amazing.

What the fuck, why wouldn't Tsunade learn her only good disciple the eternal young slut jutsu? What's her problem?

Because her Chakra control is inferior to Sakura's. She even said she couldn't master it.

>In actual daily life, and save for the most decrepit fucks, Konoha citizens suck Uchiha cock 24/7
Inconsistent writing?

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This whole Uchiha problem is entirely Hashirama's fault. Senju fought Uchiha and won, fair and square. Their clan's leader was defeated, but Hashi had boner for that red eyed psychopath, and so he insisted that their clans will be founders of village together as equal. Why the fuck they should be equals when Uchiha lost? Uchiha didn't even appreciated this gesture, because they always were power hungry faggots. This fucking hippie Hashi fooled around dreaming about his "peaceful" village, while his brother actually had to do all work and deal with this retarded clan.

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Well, hello there.

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While Hashirama received god's genetics and didn't do shit, Tobirama had to develop all of his jutsus and have done all the work while Hashirama ruled as Hokage. And still, only the first faggot gets praised for everything. How the fuck is this fair at all?

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>Why the fuck they should be equals when Uchiha lost?
Because he needed the Uchiha as equals in an alliance in order to create a military superpower that would deter any future conflicts that uses ninja clans as soldiers.

>Uchiha didn't even appreciated this gesture
They did since they all chose to live with under Hashirama's rule over defecting alongside Madara but everything went to shit after Obito's attack

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Let's remember that Hashirama was about to pass on Hokage to MADARA someone not even the Uchiha wanted as their leader.

Okay, where are these fuckers hiding and what are they planning?

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>she is going to an hero

Isn't her shop close to bankruptcy? She might as well do that.

Well, Hashirama was stronger, more likable, didn't die like a jobber and the first presidents are usually more fondly remembered than all the following ones.

> needed the Uchiha as equals
He really didn't. Some Uchiha already deserted even before last fight. And after final lost Senju could just say ok, you can be part of our village, but we are main clan. Obey or fuck off.
>everything went to shit after Obito's attack
They bitched even before. Like they are only police and how Tobirama and his deep state kids kept them out of the inner politics of village.

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Didn't Tobirama take on like the whole nigger village? How did Hashirama even die?

>Didn't Tobirama take on like the whole nigger village?
And died doing so to a fodder ambush

Hashirama was strongest and natural born leader, also handsome and charismatic. More likable, that's enough.

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And Tobirama actually had to explain to his brother that his fuckbuddy does not fit to be leader. While Madara who overheard that went full edge, left village and returned with Kyubi. Fucking senjuuu, where is my hokage haatt, i just kill you all and then make my own dream world, reeeee

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