If Josuke became a cop in Morioh after part 4, would he have to do something about his hair?

If Josuke became a cop in Morioh after part 4, would he have to do something about his hair?

Attached: mL1hswSN_400x400.jpg (400x400, 28K)

maybe

Probably

he would just wear a hat and proceed to fix it afterwards with crazy diamond

This wasn't a guy with a pompadour. Josuke just remembered the whole thing wrong because he was delirious from his Stand awakening prematurely. It's a man with a black cap. It's Kira.

Open abandoned field, old school clothes, snow-capped, and bloody with no one to fight around him? Kira didn't have his stand until after his dad got back, but he was killing girls and hiding the bodies somewhere. He only came to the car because he saw Tomoko and got frisky, then saw Josuke and backed out in panic. Remember, he can't THANOS anyone yet with his stand, a kid means an investigation. Better to send them on their way and be done with it.

It ties so much better into the concept of justice always coming for Kira. All his actions do is delay and exceed the punishment he'll get in the end of it. By having an event of mercy, so tied to Josuke's core of nobility, be revealed as a cheap slapdash act of petty assistance to cover deeper crimes, would make what came to Kira all the more sudden, bloody, and violent. Josuke wouldn't even give Jotaro the time to ZA WARUDO in a shot, he'd pummel the guy to pieces himself.

Attached: It was Kira and Josuke remembered it wrong from the fever.jpg (1280x720, 80K)

Yeah but what about his hair after part 4 in this hypothetical cop scenario? I didn't ask for your
> D E E P E S T L O R E
head canon.

Well he either gets a pass because the chief is like 'oh right this is an anime protag' or he doesn't become a cop.

>thread specifically dedicated to Josuke's hair
>it still hasnt been posted yet
unbased

If Abbachio can become a cop with the way he looked I'm sure Josuke would be fine.

Good. I've seen that garbage too many times

And Kira was bloody why?

Of all the stands that have ever shown up in JJBA, have any of you ever thought of what stand you'd wanna have if you could?
See I reckon Moody Blues would be amazing for sheer practical use, imagine what you'd be able to contribute to, I dunno, law enforcement.

The last one was a fighter.

Heaven’s door. So practical. Become multilingual, fuck with other people’s settings, get cash money

I wanted to say Heaven's door, but I reckoned having that kinda power would end up with anyone taking a big leap over the line of good to bad. I wouldn't trust myself with something like that.

King crimson.
Heaven's door.
One that would make me immortal.

Attached: 1548980399868.jpg (2570x2277, 644K)

D4C, I could get so much shit done by "cloning" myself

King Crimsons small ten second foresight ain't gonna help in any real scenario outside of a fight
If we're applying our reality to stuff like that, the only thing I'd figure is that you'd very very quickly become very very public.

Harvest. Getting so much free shit would be awesome.

I'll go for the easy answer and say Crazy Diamond

Fuck I forgot about harvest, his coin scheme was actually genius.

Actually this is Jotaro, that came back because Kira's bite the Dust saving himself. Or it would be, but Araki dropped this idea.

josuke looks so CUTE here

part 4 > part 5 so far

Thats some deep intense m shamalyah bullshit there I like it

>23 posts
>none is hair poster
Yea Forums is dead

so what if they catch me? I can just hop to another dimension with my army of me's and try again

>So far
Part 4 had better characters, best OST, best setting, best animation, and the only utter-bullshit stand was Kira's in the late arc because of Bite the Dust.

If the shitty everything of Part 5 didn't sink the boat already, KC for sure did for being the most poorly written OP Stand in history.

Wish we just skipped to Part 6 since its actually a decent part, unlike 5.

Attached: 1494747076018.png (1211x720, 497K)

True but if you wanted it in the first place to get more stuff done then that's being counter productive having to keep trying again.
See realistically even if you was the one stand user in the world, it was be apparent if someone was displaying supernatural abilities of some kind.

I want more Morioh shenanigans.

Attached: Joseph and Josuke.png (1920x1080, 1.52M)

>Best setting
>Best animation
Here's a (you)

nice reddit opinion, everyone knows 4 is the shittiest and most popular in the west and social media. But is by far the worst and without direction of all of them. it's just carried because the villain and side characters.
Part 5 is actually one of the best parts, go back retards

>plotfag calling anyone else reddit
cute

Part 5 has the shittiest main villain and one of the worst Jojos. It's only not completely awful because it has some great minor villains and fights and Bruno's a good enough character to somewhat make up for Giorno's failures.

Only watched the anime but I've spoiled myself on everything jojo from tvtropes.
I thought stardust crusaders was fun, I don't mind villan of the week setups. Disliked iggy until the pet shop episode, and I thought the dio climax was underwhelming where he didn't really do anything the whole series.
Part four had koichi, rohan I thought was awesome, and Kira was a really entertaining watch, although I never got why it mattered that bites the dust reset time if blew up the person investigating before a reset.
So far this part I think brunos my favourite side character, and King Crimsons looking good so far.

looking through the stand list to answer user's question and seeing a ton of stands that are practically duplicated or subsume another stand

he can just use crazy diamond to fix his hair lol

I miss Morioh.
It was a great place.

>4 is shitty because it has interesting side-characters and was popular
So you are just a contrarian cuck? Part 5 blows dick, the MC has a inconsistent bullshit OP Stand, instead of a simple, consistent one.
Actually, the whole show is just a mess of uninspired attempts of being cool and smart, which just turned out to be garbage writing.
No wonder Araki was on the verge of artistic suicidal while producing this part. Everything about it is just forced and soulless, you gotta be braindead to enjoy it.

Why is Giorno so fucking bland? I can't stand him..

diavolo couldn't either

This was happening the course of a couple of days and he was pretty new to the organization. Buccelati knew who was who and knew how to act like a leader.

Attached: 1542097993477.jpg (1920x1080, 150K)

>Le meme Italian town is better than Morion
>Crappy CGI is better than Anime

Attached: 1489669293941.png (448x595, 193K)

What anime? The slideshows and QUALITY Queen?

>part 4 is a slideshow but part 5 isn't

Why would he become a cop, if he can fix everything or heal anyone?

imagine the eco disaster healing everyone would create

That first reply made me think of a point as well dude, if everyone ended up depending on the magical heal guy, it would probably slow down medical R&D because they could depend on a magic man. What about if josuke died

For how much Araki likes to design crazy clothes I can't believe the series has never had a stand user that can manipulate clothing fabric

He's interesting up until he meets Buccellati, and then his character arc takes a nosedive because the rest of the crew is way more interesting than him and he serves as a literal deus ex machina with his retardedly versatile Stand.

Honestly, Emperor

Yeah, I figured he'd become a lazy surgeon

Kars and Part 3 DIO are worse.

DIO coasts on the coattails of his Part 1 self and sheer charisma at being a douchebag, whereas Kars has literally no motivation other than becoming a perfect being. It's hinted that he has a soft spot for animals but that's literally as much depth as his character gets. Esidisi and Wamuu were much more interesting.

Diavolo at least has Doppio as an interesting foil to him and a really interesting Stand.

>Part 3 Dio is bad
lmao, Diavolo is just another paranoic fuck obssessed with power who dresses up like a queer, and since we don't know him from any other part, we really don't know shit about him or his backstory to care enough.
Comparing him with someone so iconic and interesting as Dio is a insult to life itself.

eat shit, mate

Attached: baitfight.jpg (680x681, 24K)

Part 3 DIO is better than Kars (who is the worst villain) through his sheer charisma. However, Part 3 DIO is more of a goal than an actual character. He doesn't have a character arc like in Phantom Blood (which he completely carries) and is only so terrifying because of his arrogance and confidence. He has a mythic, larger-than-life status (which is why he is know simply by his given name in all-caps during Part 3) that both adds to and takes away from any real character development he could have had in Stardust Crusaders.

I also never said that DIO was "bad" per se, just not as good as the rest of the main baddies. If we are combining Parts, I would put him in the middle overall. Kars is by far the most disappointing main antagonist with the most wasted potential.

Attached: DIO vs. Woody.jpg (480x471, 19K)

Who in your opinion is the best villain then?

Part 1 DIO

Attached: 1534822628381.png (1026x966, 609K)

Nice

Attached: 1539496132860.jpg (1000x1000, 207K)

obviously the all mighty Hey Ya

I dunno, having a permanent cheerleader all the time feels like it'd get annoying. If you kept getting pep talked on everything it'd just leave you with an overinflated ego.

Scary Monsters, nobody could beat me in a physical fight then. Also I can get some cool furniture.

i just have low self-esteem

Would still be worth it.

Not me
I'm a massive Valentinefag.

Attached: Valentine - They are all those of JUSTICE.png (644x689, 865K)

Attached: 65656566.jpg (649x532, 107K)

No bullshit? Dragon's Dream. Once you understand what it does, it's one of the most useful Stands in the series.

Couldn't he just get special permission to count it as a helmet after beating up everyone that says he can't?