HELP ME NOW I NEED TO CONFIRM SOMETHING PLEASE GO TO MOB PSYCHO EPISODE 2 OF CURRENT SEASON AND TELL ME IF YOU SEE THEM EATING POTATO FRIES VERY EARLY ON WHEN GETTING THE JOB FROM THE WOMAN
DO YOU SEE THE FRIES?
THIS IS AN USELESS EXPERIMENT IF YOU ARE STREAMING OR USING RECENTLY DOWNLOADED FILES PLEASE DO THIS PREFERABLY IF YOUR FILES ARE OLD AND AIR STORED OR IF YOU HAVE DVD SO YOU CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEY HAVE NOT BEEN MODIFIED AND CENSORED
MOB PSYCHO WAS CENSORED ALTERED
Isaac Williams
Asher Wright
Ryan Ward
Lucas Garcia
OP please tell me what is going on. I'm worried.
Jayden Peterson
Weird
Samuel Sanders
Ayden Campbell
SO IN SHORT LET ME EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED. I ORDERED BURGER AND FRIES TO EAT WHILE WATCHING THE SECOND EPISODE OF THE SECOND SEASON OF MOB PSYCHO. I NEVER WATCH ANIME WITH BURGER AND FRIES, IT'S USUALLY PASTEL, A POPULAR FOOD IN MY COUNTRY, BUT THAT'S BEYOND THE POINT.
SO AT THE EXACT MOMENT I AM CHEWING FRIES, THAT SCENE PLAYS WITH THE CHARACTERS EATING FRIES, AND I REALIZE THAT MAYBE MY MIND IS CHANGING REALITY AROUND ME INTO THINGS THAT I AM DOING BECAUSE OF A BUG AND THIS COULD HAVE HIT THE ANIME I WAS WATCHING TOO
SO I HAD THAT THEORY, IF THIS IS TRUE THEN VERY OLD VERSIONS OF THAT FILE WILL HAVE ANOTHER FOOD ITEM OTHER THAN FRIES
IT IS A REASONABLE THEORY
Hudson Martin
Are you okay? Did you hit your head somewhere?
Henry Reed
Yup very reasonable.
Sebastian Johnson
Hey user you good?
Gavin Young
user I have some advice. Put away the weed or whatever drug you're on and drink some water. Then come back in about an hour and let us know how things are going.
Gavin Garcia
You should go to the church.
Owen White
Sometimes Yea Forums attracts some real nutjobs.
Jose Edwards
GREAT I KNEW MOST OF YOU WOULD MISUNDERSTAND ME AND THINK I'M CRAZY.
Henry Collins
You can easily tell someone is a disgusting Yea Forums crossboarder when the insect types in such hysterical way like this over trivial things.
Zachary Ortiz
wtf is going on OP?
Aaron Powell
Stop using drugs.
Charles Garcia
are you ok op?
Eli Adams
You're seriously worrying me user, talking about reality changing because you're eating fries with bugs or some shit. You should get yourself checked out.
Hudson Davis
Put me in the screencap
Andrew Wilson
be sure to channel your newfound schizophrenia into productivity like Terry Davis, OP
Jason Morgan
NO ONE HERE IS GETTING THE POINT OF WHAT I AM SAYING. THE PROBLEM IS NOT THAT I AM EATING BURGERS AND FRIES. IT'S THAT THE ANIME BECAME WHAT I WAS DOING. IF I WAS EATING PASTEL THEN MOB WOULD BE EATING PASTEL TOO. IN FACT THIS WOULD BE A GOOD WAY TO PROVE I AM CORRECT. I AM GOING TO ORDER SOME PASTEL, KEEP AN EYE AT THE SECOND EPISODE, ESPECIALLY IN ONE HOUR OR TWO.
Jeremiah Thompson
OP should get outside more often.
Isaac Gonzalez
Nigga I thought that was a really funny pasta... it's not a pasta? You're for real?
Aaron Ramirez
If you changed reality, why wouldn't everyone's versions change.
Wake up and seek help.
John Jones
Is this what it's like to listen to the words of a god?
Cameron Torres
Is this a troll thread? I’m watcching it right now and they’re eating rice balls.
Evan Allen
Dude if you change reality it'll change at all times at the same time. Past present future. You'll never be able to prove it.
Only you will notice. To us Mob has always eaten fries and would have always eaten pastel.
Also press caps lock once.
Jose Adams
What the fuck are you smoking?
Tyler Watson
We're all part of your imagination.
Juan Wilson
WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP
Angel Flores
He's eating chicken.
Christopher Harris
Order me some too
Kevin Wood
Put down the crack and take a walk.
Levi Russell
THE ACCIDENT WAS YEARS AGO ITS TIME TO FORGIVE YOURSELF. THE ACCIDENT WAS YEARS AGO ITS TIME TO FORGIVE YOURSELF. THE ACCIDENT WAS YEARS AGO ITS TIME TO FORGIVE YOURSELF.
THE ACCIDENT WAS YEARS AGO ITS TIME TO FORGIVE YOURSELF.
THE ACCIDENT WAS YEARS AGO ITS TIME
TO FORGIVE YOURSELF. THE ACCIDENT WAS YEARS AGO ITS TIME TO FORGIVE YOURSELF. THE ACCIDENT WAS YEARS AGO ITS TIME TO FORGIVE YOURSELF. THE ACCIDENT WAS YEARS AGO ITS TIME TO FORGIVE YOURSELF. THE ACCIDENT WAS YEARS AGO ITS TIME TO FORGIVE YOURSELF. THE ACCIDENT WAS YEARS AGO ITS TIME TO FORGIVE YOURSELF.
Brayden Sullivan
I’m getting scared... OP might be onto something big...
Hudson Smith
We change reality pretty often. Welcome to the most weird time line!
Carson Thomas
Luis Lee
Please come home user, you're worrying everyone.
Adam Sanders
He's not smoking anything, he overdosed on LSD. And if not, he's recovering from a DMT trip. Let him enjoy it.
Charles Lopez
What the fuck are you guys talking about? Mob's eating spaghetti.
Ian Adams
based schizo poster
Chase Thompson
how about you eat some pussy op lol
Austin Jackson
I'll have what he's having
Sebastian Young
What the fuck is happening
Asher Perry
>brasileiro macaqueando no Yea Forums
Mas é claro. S*ge nessa merda e vá tomar no cu.
Ian Martinez
>To us Mob has always eaten fries and would have always eaten pastel.
well what will happen to this line if it switches? you have proved it thank you because listen this is the line as you said only i will notice but with this line it can't switch, if it switches to "mob has always eaten pastel and would have always eaten fries" then i will have the final proof, you caught the switch in a loophole and i thank you for this
Ian Nelson
toasting in epic bread
Brandon Foster
TFW people aren't appreciating PASTEL-user's wisdom. I mean, when was the last time you've seen someone in anime eating pastel? user has clearly changed reality to turn all pastel scenes into burger and fry scenes.
Gabriel Harris
You're welcome bro. Glad I could help.
Lincoln White
Hello friend. You are showing signs of schizophrenia. Go see a doctor.
Christopher Clark
Robert Powell
>user changes anime by merely watching it
Blake Brooks
>IT IS A REASONABLE THEORY
Jackson Jenkins
Nolan Diaz
>this thread
Juan Gray
is this the new alien pic?.
Gavin Ward
Cooper Young
Aiden Ward
Y..yeah, you're right OP
Connor Gray
HE'S ON TO US
CEASE THE OPERATION
Justin Rogers
Did your mother make you and your sister get weighed by being dunked in water and you were mad that her hair got wet?
Christopher Rivera
>that filename
Anthony King
>IT'S USUALLY PASTEL, A POPULAR FOOD IN MY COUNTRY,
> mfw second or third world trash
Evan Gray
He's eating rice balls though.
Jonathan Campbell
Those are jelly donuts.
Colton Ross
Those are jelly donuts, you faggot.
Parker Ramirez
who let you out of your cell
Nolan Morgan
OMG it's mob and he's eating the french fries. OP was right the reality lines being shifted by powerful aliens and it is certainly nothing crazy like maybe he's remembering it wrong.
Ian Ortiz
Oh fuck the timelines are merging
Michael Hughes
They're not on a plate in mine, his jelly doughnuts are in a frying pan.
Isaac Robinson
en.wikipedia.org
I'd guess Brazil.
Nathaniel King
Gavin Howard
please dont go too crazy with the real-booting, gigalomaniac-san
Tyler Torres
He's not remembering it wrong you nitwit. Learn to read.
He thinks he's altering reality because as he was eating fries (Something he doesn't usually eat) Mob was eating fries too in the episode he was watching.
It's a flimsy thing to base his theory on but it's not that he was "remembering" wrong.
Jose Sanchez
>it is a reasonable theory
Jaxson Jenkins
Caps lock is cruise control for cool
Gabriel Wilson
How popular are french fries in anime? It's a western food item. This could be taken as a very big coincidence at least.
Ryder Cook
>OP is a monkey
The worst part is that I can actually imagine some classmates from high school turning up like this.
Charles Kelly
op being a (you) seeker by being le wacky crazy person
Hudson Collins
I don't see what the big deal is I used to do that all the time. That's how Trump got elected and no one knows how to spell Barenstein bears anymore.
Jaxon Foster
It's probably my country, Brazil.
Dude must be on crack or something.
Jeremiah Rodriguez
Here's your jelly donut
Parker Adams
You might have a point is it was a more common food item like pastel, but French fries are too big of a coincidence.
Austin Lopez
what are they putting in south america's water these days
David Nelson
How? I've never seen pastel in anime, but I remember around up to 10 titles with french fries.
Benjamin Rogers
Kek
Joshua Sanchez
OP YOU'RE IN DANGER, GET OUT NOW, THEY'RE COMING!
Jordan Russell
Alright, thanks for solving this mystery Mr. Speedwagon
Noah Bennett
Why is Reigen so fuck? He and Mob are losers.
Blake Watson
This is hat capeshit does to your brains. Capeshit? Not even once!
Anthony Lee
Joseph Green
>still just fries for me
Fuck you OP, I want some of that stuff you took!
Bentley Parker
OP, if you're still here, could you watch the Reigen episode while jerking off? I want to test something.
Connor White
This is simultaneously the best and worst Mobthread in the past 4 years.
Asher Price
just doing me job
Isaiah Young
IT IS EASY TO PUT DOUBT ON OTHERS AND CALL THEM CRAZY BUT EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO ACCOMPLISHES SOMETHING SIGNIFICANT IN THEIR LIVES WILL BE CALLED THAT AT SOME POINT. I AM NOT SAYING THAT IS ME. I COULD JUST BE CRAZY LIKE SUGGESTED BUT THAT DOES NOT SEEM TO BE THE CASE AND HERE IS WHY.
THIS WAS NOT AN ISOLATED EPISODE. IT WAS NOT THE FIRST TIME THIS HAPPENED I HAVE BEEN SEEING REALITY CHANGE TO UNPRECEDENTED ASPECTS BASED ON MY EXPERIENCES ALL THE TIME. DO YOU KNOW THAT WEIRD FEELING YOU FEEL WHEN YOU JUST LEARNED A NEW WORD THAT YOU HAD NEVER HEARD BEFORE, AND IMMEDIATELY AFTER THAT, LIKE SOME HOURS OR DAYS AFTER, YOU SEE IT BEING USED AGAIN? WHERE WAS THAT WORD IN THE OTHER 25 YEARS OF YOUR LIFE AND WHY DID IT ONLY RANDOMLY SHOW UP AFTER YOU LEARNED IT FOR THE FIRST TIME?
THAT'S WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT AND I AM SURE THAT MOST OF YOU KNOW THIS FEEL AND IF YOU FELT IT WOULD YOU SAY THAT YOU ARE BEING SCHIZOPHENIC OR PARANOID? HAVE SOME EMPATHY, I AM SURE THAT MOST OF YOU HAVE ALWAYS WONDERED IF YOU WEREN'T GOING CRAZY WHEN THIS SORT OF EXTRAORDINARY EVENT HAPPENED AND MAYBE YOU WANTED TO DO EXPERIMENTS TO CONFIRM IT, THAT'S WHAT I AM DOING, IN OTHER WORDS I AM DOING SOMETHING THAT ALL OF YOU HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO BUT YOU NEVER HAD THE COURAGE OR DISPOSITION TO DO IT.
AS FOR CAPSLOCK, I AM USING THIS TO GET THROUGH. THE PASTEL IS ARRIVING SOON SO I WILL TEST THE THEORY.
Parker Rodriguez
Kids, don't do drugs
Christian Carter
Is this just some dude on weed being paranoid as fuck?
Jace Smith
So is OP a danger to himself yet or are we all just having a good time?
Blake Wilson
alright I'll bite
so according to psychonon he will order and eat pastel irl and that will alter reality and will change the episode so that instead of Mob eating potato fries he will instead be eating pastel
well give it your best shot psychonon, I'm rooting for you
Aaron Jones
You are kind of a mishmash between Diavolo and Ghiaccio
Ethan Hall
Toasting in an interesting bread
Sebastian Myers
>HE PASTEL IS ARRIVING SOON
Post proof fellow favelanigger. I want pics of these hot chink pastires. Are you in some butiquim?
Connor Bell
What anime is this? So huggable
Jeremiah Jenkins
I ate pigfeet and when I watched the feet, they were all chowing down on those.
Thomas Young
>ENGAGE FULL CAPS
>maX SHITPOSTING UNLOCKED
huehuehue?
Sebastian Stewart
this episode aired like 2 weeks ago, i remember mob eating fries, you are retarded
if reality changed to what you are eating then were is the burger?
Jackson Cook
Do you really think they would pull the same trick twice now that they know OP is onto them? Do you even use your goddamn brain?
Carson Long
>YOU SEE IT BEING USED AGAIN? WHERE WAS THAT WORD IN THE OTHER 25 YEARS OF YOUR LIFE AND WHY DID IT ONLY RANDOMLY SHOW UP AFTER YOU LEARNED IT FOR THE FIRST TIME?
ok user, but that doesn't meant it's reality change. It could just mean you're being gang stalked, mind controlled, trolled or whatever. Btw, drugs can make you predict the future too bud, maybe you're having a memory colliding episode from psychedelics.
Good luck with the pastel homz.
Jace Wilson
You know that feeling when you think someone is looking for you and then your phone rings? There's clearly more at play than meets the eye, and only brave scientists like OP can get to the center of this mystery.
Luke King
No need to freak out it was just a moment of synchronicity.
It can be weird if you're not used to it but these sorts of experiences are perfectly natural.
Angel Cox
That's odd, OP. I was sure Mob was eating a burger when I watched the episode.
Jaxson Phillips
you're scaring me OP
Benjamin Richardson
This actually fucking scared me two days ago. I was laying on bed while holding my phone and felt a really strong feel of anticipation thinking "my phone will ring at the next second" and boom it fucking began ringing like 5 seconds later.
Some phones actually emit a small sound when they are about to ring and many people don't notice this, but that's not the case with me since it's an iPhone and I know my phone really bloody well.
Asher Green
Someone call the greatest psychic(and internet sex symbol) of the 21th century, Reigen Arataka, century, this user right here is possessed by some evil spirit.
David Phillips
op is just a drugged up spic
Matthew Campbell
Samuel Cooper
Doug?
Lincoln Lopez
based schizo
Sebastian Turner
weed doesnt do that, im high and i can tell that he is on other weir shit
Oliver Bennett
He's on it!
Julian Powell
user if you are right, then...
where is the burger? you said you were eating fries and a burger
where
is
the
burger
ANSWERE
Nathaniel Cruz
Wow no invite for the pastels?
Both, probably.
Ryan Martin
CALM DOWN THERE IS A GOOD EXPLANATION FOR THIS. WHEN I EAT BURGER AND FRIES I ALWAYS FINISH THE BURGER FIRST SO I CAN EAT THE FRIES LAST. I HAD ALREADY FINISHED THE BURGER WHEN THAT SCENE PLAYED AND WAS EATING MY FRIES.
Justin Walker
OP i tried this and it turns out in version 1 of the file the fries were replaced with nelson mandela as a genie that looked suspiciously like sinbad
Luis Long
OP you need to sit down and take your meds
Camden Wright
Ok, this post proved you're just shitposting for (you)'s.
Ryder Jones
why are you watching anime when you could've just reality bent you're waifu into existence
Logan Wright
I promise you, 100%, that you don't have reality changing powers
Aaron Mitchell
That's not OP, the typing pattern is different. Someone is trying to copy him for shits and giggles.
Josiah Robinson
user, I...
Owen Foster
Chase Hughes
based mental illness thread
Jace Martin
bump because im having fun
Noah Lewis
that's what he made you to think
Robert Anderson
NIgger you retarded
Zachary Bell
This has to be some sort of long dormant pasta, right? There’s no way that anyone can be this retarded.
James White
It’s pastel, not pasta. Pay attention.
Anthony Murphy
This is really strange.
Nicholas Campbell
>PASTEL
Ayden Edwards
>he thinks reality would just change recent video files
It changes every single one, you are on this timeline forever now
Jaxson Collins
This thread is epic.
Ayden Hughes
wtf I'm literally crying I can't belive burger is fucking dead
Jaxson Wilson
So this one time I was fucking my ass with a huge dildo while watching some gay porn. Then suddenly the gay porn actor started fucking his OWN ass with a huge dildo!!! It was then that I realized I had world changing psychic abilities.
Angel Taylor
Based
Josiah Price
It's just your standard schizo confusion mixing up cause and effect. It happens every time there's a timeline shift and their brainwaves get scattered across them.
Easton Gonzalez
checked
Juan Carter
What drugs cause a Brazilian person to think they're Haruhi?
Grayson Johnson
Lucas Brown
Holy shit its been an hour and I'm not seeing pastels yet, did the organization get him?
Jaxon Williams
>two steins gate posts 5 seconds apart
>they are the first steins gate posts in ths entire thread too
Julian Watson
Parabens parsa você conseguiu.
Ficou o dia inteiro pensando nisso?
Jordan Phillips
He posted above you
Jaxon Nelson
OP if you actually do turn out to be god can you make Reigen get naked in the next episode thanks
Isaiah Hughes
...
Brandon Richardson
Off yourself, stupid monkey.
Gabriel Collins
you're right that weed doesn't have such effects. If he's not full of it, then he's certainly on dmt, acid, mushrooms or god knows what. For the first three I at least know they affect the memory and thought process often resulting in a dejavu effect of a long duration. They alter your thoughts to what your seeing and vice versa.
I'm however seriously wondering if he's shitposting or not.
Juan Roberts
OH NO. NOW THERES A BURGER TOO
Brayden Lee
We must be changing worldlines
Gavin Gray
But where are the pastels? I'm still seeing fries, user.
Aiden Cooper
Is this you?
Samuel Hill
OH FUCK!
Jose Jackson
I'd prefer if this was the thread theme
youtube.com
Hudson Torres
I'd say this also works
youtube.com
Carter Harris
I laughed hard.
Joshua Cox
tardlaughing at this post
Luis Campbell
Nobody even eats pastel, and it's not terribly common in Japan as opposed to fries which are pretty common. Have you ever seen someone eat pastel in an anime even?
Also I'm not sure if you've heard yet but you probably have schizophrenia. Don't worry I'm sending some people over to help you.
Isaiah Sanchez
Uh... strange, I don't remember this.
Kayden Wright
Scientific studies have been done on that effect. It is real. Psi phenomena have been proven beyond any reasonable doubt. The feeling of being stared at. Telepathy. Psychokinesis. Remote Viewing. Psychic healing. It's all real.
Alexander Morales
I see burgers user,what the hell is happening on this timeline?
Samuel Thompson
Don't listen to this user or answer your door OP, those people he's sending are government agents. The reason why you haven't seen people eat pastel in anime is because of the changes in reality.
David Sanders
My fucking sides
Ayden Ramirez
OP look what you're doing to the Schumann resonance
David Cooper
edibles might
Wyatt Bennett
inb4 Mob Psycho becomes a government secret
Chase Ortiz
I have no clue user. I'm probably done for if I'm still in the fry reality though.
Cooper Johnson
holy shit nice one user I kekd mightily
Charles Harris
really? never happened to me and i had aet a shit ton
maybe i just dont get anxiety out of weed
Logan Edwards
>the best anime of the past decade gets deleted off of hard drives and the few remaining copies have to be traded in secret with electromagnetically sealed storage containers
Truly a dark world line
Juan Lopez
youtube.com
Thread theme.
Jose Fisher
Carter Evans
What?
So what will happen to me!?
i'm still in the burger reality!
How many realities are all around us?
Fry,pastel and burger realities!?
WHERE AM I!?
Aaron Price
Gabriel Moore
Zachary Evans
Based user putting the PSYCHO in mob psycho
Luke Bennett
The government can't take my screengrabs of reigen's fat boat-take
Benjamin Rogers
Weed doesn't make you hallucinate per se, but if you take enough edibles start thinking of shit that seems believable and get caught lost in that thought hard enough, you can misconstrue that as a real memory. Happened to me once when I took a 25 mg edible without realizing that was the dose. Imagined a bunch of weird conversations in my head and snapped back to reality unsure if I had just said some bonkers shit to my friends or not. To this day I'm not sure if they were being nice or honest when they said I hadn't done anything.
Andrew Ramirez
God damn it user you fucked it up.
Cooper Phillips
Don't be rude while posting a best boy image, please
Brandon Bell
i my experience weed, lsd, and psilo, never do this kind of shit to people, and if it does,it's the person themselves putting their self in the position.
could be Flakka, could be some other shit.
He could be coming down off of something.
Pic semi related(MDMA doesnt do this shit) but it could be a come down.
Aiden Bell
Practice some mindfulness and meditation. It has really helped me ground myself.
Kayden Perez
Dick Sucking Lips 2: The Third World Revenge
You want to talk about synchronicity? I'm willing to bet this user has made a guest-star appearance in some other fucky Yea Forums screencap I've collected. This kind of mongness is just too thick to not be a recurring phenomenon.
Landon Miller
What a great thread I've stumbled upon
Connor Howard
I'm an addict/alcoholic with a year sober and weed can in fact, make you paranoid.
Ryder Clark
Macadamia.
Adrian Davis
Unironically this
Elijah Hill
What the fuck?
Nicholas Bell
user if you really can change reality, can you make me finally the little girl? Just think about me while you view lolis or something like that.
Nathan Smith
i love my wife mezato!
Zachary Brown
What the fuck is happening?
Julian Anderson
>yfw this was a claw ruse
Dylan Russell
But does she eat fries or pastels?
Chase Wright
Pastelanon has brought us into the fifth dimension.
Cameron Nelson
The pastel should have arrived already, did user have an overdose?
Ryder Garcia
>fell for the weed meme
>chomped two edibles with my buds
>ended up so paranoid i thought i died and was in purgatory
nah
Mason Jackson
He was probably found by the organization by now.
Dominic Allen
Autism
Elijah White
i just want you to know that i love you man
Luke Thompson
Strange coincidences sometimes send me into an existential, paranoid spiral. It passes within an hour, so I wouldn't worry about it.
Michael Sullivan
This is so based it should become a new pastel.
Gabriel Ramirez
Haruhi??
Jeremiah Bailey
>AS FOR CAPSLOCK, I AM USING THIS TO GET THROUGH
Elijah Jackson
OP, it seems that you have been cursed by a terrible spirit that is causing your perception to change while increasing your paranoia! I am an expert in this field so here is how you can get rid of the curse, cost free.
First, off you must immediately stop taking whatever substance you are taking right now. If it's a medical drug prescribed by your doctor, stop consuming it as well and contact the doctor. It might be possible that whatever you are putting in your system is amplifying the curse which will make the next step more difficult.
This particular spirit can be exorcised with a nice hot bath, take one before you go to bed, this is when the spirit is most vulnerable. Make sure not to think too much about the spirit or panic, a high anxiety will cancel out the treatment and worsen the curse.
To make sure the spirit is completely exorcised, drink a nice hot cup of chamomile tea. If you don't have it, any caffeine-free hot beverage will do. Make sure you get plenty of sleep tonight, at least 6 hours. You know you'll be fine if you can get out of bed the next morning just fine. Finally, in the morning take a 15 minute walk, take in the environment and decompress. Think about your place in the world and what you really want to do.
These types of spirits seem to target anyone who desperately want to type conspiracy theories in all-caps to bait for replies. Make sure not to be that person or else you will be cursed again. Take care of yourself.
Camden Flores
she eat fries
Aiden Kelly
No /x/fags in my board
Noah Taylor
>IT IS A RESONABLE THEORY
Wyatt Barnes
Maybe he's trapped?
Oh shit user it might be too late for you.
Joshua Martinez
Reigen! What do I do if I can't get out of bed quickly in the mornings? It usually take around 40 minutes for me to get up no matter how much I sleep.
Nathaniel Walker
If his theory is true he should be in a parelel timeline where there is pastel instead of fries
and he was posting about there being pastel in the anime instead of fries
Meaning that we should be welcoming the user from the pastel timeline who thinks this is completely normal anytime soon.
Lincoln Collins
Reigen please fuck me
Daniel Williams
Based
Robert Taylor
well at least i can be with her
Grayson Phillips
Not now, can't you see he's trying to help OP?
Liam Lee
Please be my husband.
John Peterson
Isaiah Torres
They must have some crazy drugs in brazil
Adrian Young
So, if I understand correctly, Mob eating fries and you eating fries are too much of a coincidence and you wrapping reality with your actions is a more REASONABLE THEORY?
Makes perfect sense, I'm with you on that one
Logan Collins
Well played
Christian Butler
Hello anons, it is me your friendly other user. Please ignore this thread and this user's posts, he is clearly delusional and is not discovering anything that the government has been hiding from the public. Nothing is wrong here.
Lucas Ortiz
My hole is haunted. I'm sure the high salt content + spiritual power of his jum will exorcise it.
Levi Long
Samuel Bennett
Ah, I don't know much about your life or your habits, this case varies from person-to-person. If you feel like going back to sleep when you wake up then maybe you haven't been getting enough sleep. Do you wake up in the middle of the night? That can seriously impact the quality of your sleep and create more stress. It could also be that you're not sleepy but lack the energy to get up. Either way, I recommend putting your smartphone far away from your bed, it's a bad habit to wake up to a screen every morning and makes it more difficult to get out of bed.
No
Gabriel Gray
Which hole?
Mason Nguyen
so fuckable
Carter Harris
what is hapbending
Luke Powell
What did you do to my anime?
Daniel Collins
>I recommend putting your smartphone far away from your bed, it's a bad habit to wake up to a screen every morning and makes it more difficult to get out of bed.
I think you cracked the case because that's exactly what I do every morning, wonder how you knew! Is it because you are my husband?
Jose Perry
Get a better mattress and get checked for sleep apnea.
John Lee
Underrated
Landon Hall
What the fuck is pastel?
Angel Barnes
mdma crash is because of serotonergic neurotoxicity. It's a combination of radical oxides and hyperthermia.
It can be alleviated with selegiline. Without neurotoxicity you actually get an afterglow
John Brown
stop shilling your site psychic scammer
Benjamin Perry
>just got done reading stuff about psychosis sufferers
>check Yea Forums to get it out of my head
>this is the first post I see
Nathan Russell
user...
Charles Ramirez
What the fuck are fries?
Julian King
>IT IS A REASONABLE THEORY
The rabbit hole goes deeper.
Nicholas Torres
What if is actually the reality bending poster and OP's post only appears like this because of user reading about psychosis sufferers? It is a reasonable theory.
Oliver Scott
eventually you'll know
Kevin Hernandez
>wonder how you knew!
A lot of teenagers are growing up dependent on their smartphones, plenty of them have asked for the exact same advice and most of them seem to have this problem. I have a disciple and I made sure he's sticking to a classic flip phone, they're a lot less distracting and help to train tolerance at a young age without depriving them of long-distance contact. Smartphone addiction is a real problem, do not give your future kids a smartphone until they are 18 or they will adopt bad habits and have less self control.
Fuck off, I bet you still live with your parents.
Justin Fisher
Explain this, Arataka Hack
Austin Hughes
"TURN UP, this guy is crazy as fuck he's gotta be on molly or some powder or something."
Aaron Brown
Coincidences happen all the time. That user could also be lying. We'll see if this is legit or not if I get dubs.
Michael Lopez
Hey OP I watched this episode a few weeks ago and I remember it being french fries. Are you also able to change the memories of the people you're only in indirect contact with? If so, can you convince my ex to dismiss the rape charges?
Carter Harris
Those pastels must have been some good shit to make you post like this
Andrew Campbell
The absolute state of Reigen
Jonathan Fisher
Have they got to him?
Benjamin Morris
Fuck I'm starting to see pastels instead of fri
Leo Cox
Ya blew it. Go back to being a water cooler telemarketer.
Lincoln Rodriguez
Fuck
Liam Bell
>tri
user? Are you alright?
Jordan Green
>one time replied to some fortune post in a Yea Forums thread
>0 was something like "it's up to you"
>got trips
>became lowkey convinced that this was a sign from life that I can change reality if I try hard enough
Mind you I think it sounds fucking crazy, and I'd never tell anyone outside of this website, but I'm pretty sure that's how this user feels about the world too. I don't even know how much I believe in my own shit either, because of how fucking nuts it seems.
Grayson Myers
This must be the work of Candlejack! You know that old me
Josiah Morales
I was contemplating using my psychic powers for the get but I wanted to see if I could get lucky. I've already given my earnest advice earlier so there's nothing more for me to say
Woah! Candlejack? It's been a while si
William Bailey
OH MY GOD HE GOT SHISHOU
Xavier Ortiz
What in the goddamn
Julian Gonzalez
based and schizopilled
Samuel King
REIGEN NO
Leo Myers
Best thread on Yea Forums right now.
Luis Phillips
This, my sides haven't hurt in a long while
Caleb Edwards
>I AM SURE THAT MOST OF YOU HAVE ALWAYS WONDERED IF YOU WEREN'T GOING CRAZY WHEN THIS SORT OF EXTRAORDINARY EVENT HAPPENED
Jesus user I ordered a pizza on a rainy day to stay indoors and watch some Hidamari Sketch and it was an episode where they stayed in on a rainy day and ordered pizza. You don't see me testing the simulation, you're supposed to just relax and pretend you're eating with the characters
Isaiah Nguyen
alright Pastelanon, its been more than 2 hours
what are the results?
Blake Sanders
dude nah that's full blown schizophrenia.
you probably are experiencing psychosis. haha, that's kinda as ironic as the fries. sorry buddy, go see a doctor as soon as you can.
John Ramirez
>he only pretends to eat with the characters
How rude you are to them, they're waiting for you to keep them company
Jordan Smith
He went too far.We had to shut him up.
Juan Turner
Based and Reigenpilled
Michael Scott
>user has a schizophrenic meltdown and we can do naught but watch
Cameron Diaz
>IT IS A REASONABLE THEORY
Tyler Martinez
>user almost starts making sense with the word thing
Mason Fisher
Nah man. They made the joke about the salt on the fries warding off spirits.
If they were eating pastel or whatnot, they couldn't have made that joke.
Ethan Williams
Y-YOU MONSTER!!!
James Sullivan
This made me remember those old PC speakers that made weird noises when your phone was about to ring, lol
Aaron Rogers
the forbidden salt water taffy
Jason Davis
I guess we really are Mob Psycho 100!
Gabriel Barnes
The psycho was in us all along
Gavin Williams
include me in the screen cap for r/animemes plz
Brandon Parker
You're bombarded with information every day, it's just that you tend to mainly consciously recognize info you already know about or can classify. If there's a new word or something in recent memory, your brain will pick out that info easier even if you've been hearing it your whole life
Carson Robinson
OP You crazy motherfucker
I haven't kek'd in this way in weeks
Christopher Roberts
I live in a CIA prison. A nigger runs my prison. In prison, the nigger tries to torment me. We can take away his knives by confessing, every day. In about 2000, I masturbated fantacizing about my niece, Lani. She looks like Star Trek Seven of Nine! In 1985, at my sister's wedding, I stuck my crotch on the hot tub drain because it kinda sucked. In 1985, I tried to get a dog to lick my dick. From 1998-2003, I fantacized about leading a Catholic army like Dune, of Mexicans or Brazilians? That was dumb because they're niggers. In 2003, I played tag with a black girl about 7-years-old. She reached for my crotch. In high school, in the library, Carlos and I said 'juicy' or 'toxic' as a way of evaluating girls. In 1988, I cheated on my SAT by talking in the hall during the break -- two problems. On 9/9/1999, I killed a CIA nigger on purpose with my car. :-) In 1982, when I was 12, I babysat Kevin's kids. I changed a diaper because I thought that was being professional. In 1975, when I was about age five, my brother, Keith, put my penis in a vacuum. In 1977, when I was about age seven, my brother, Danny, got me high on gas fumes and we sucked each other's dicks. Dr. Tsakalis had an oddly round ass. Paul Keck at Xytec had an oddly round ass. Distracting? At about age five, Jay Weinrick and I touched dicks to each other's assholes.
Justin Harris
Although every post seems to be marveling at your all caps autism, I have experienced this too before. It happens almost every day with the most obscure events connecting. I'll hear of something I haven't thought about in a long time then later in the day it will pop up out of nowhere in a conversation or something else. The thing is that the subject is usually extremely obscure and isn't likely to be brought up even occasionally. Since it happens daily I don't even seem to notice it anymore. I don't know what causes it but I have similar ideas about it.
Isaiah Anderson
Why are you bringing up that guy, user? He's nowhere near as enlightened as Pastel-user.
Chase Wilson
SCHIZO user where are you??
Aiden Long
yeah, it's called the Baader-Meinhof effect, not to be confused with The Baader-Meinhof Complex, a movie about a group of heroic germans.
The Baader-Meinhof effect means you recognise the things you see and hear more, not that they happen more. and it definitley doesnt mean you can control shit with your mind.
Christian Wood
They'll be coming to get you soon
Kayden Roberts
I know exactly what you mean, the coincidences are sometimes far beyond any reasonable limit.
Tyler Wright
I haven't been keeping up with Mob s2 but has Yutaka Nakamura done anything for the show yet?
Jose Ortiz
I've never seen much of Mob Psycho, but now I'll never be able to watch it without thinking of this thread. Put me in the screencap, please.
Julian Bennett
Jason Fisher
Jung, synchronicity
Sheldrake, morphic fields and formative causation
Radin, psychic influence on RNGs
Just some reading suggestions
Chase Ortiz
>I'll hear of something I haven't thought about in a long time then later in the day it will pop up out of nowhere in a conversation or something else.
it's just an illusion of probability. you see or think of so many random things throughout the day the chance of finding some kind of connection is really high. and human brains are geared to seek patterns and figure out a reason behind them, even if there isn't one.
like how you only need 20 something people to have a 50% chance that any two share a birthday. though intuitively that seems very unlikely.
Christian Myers
Eqgdhdo
Elijah Anderson
Michael Lopez
Thanks, I'll look into those.
Normally I'd think that, and I did initially, but then it started getting super obscure, with random untranslated VNs being brought up for the first time in a thread about something completely unrelated (I checked the archive for other people who mentioned the VN), and other similar things. The level of obscurity that the subjects have makes them stand out, and it happens constantly.
Jackson Jackson
それこれあれはそれこれあれはそれこれあれはそれこれあれはそれこれあれはそれこれあれはそれこれあれはそれこれあれはそれこれあれはそれこれあれはそれこれあれはそれこれあれはそれこれあれはそれこれあれはそれこれあれはそれこれあれはそれこれあれはそれこれあれはそれこれあれはそれこれあれはそれこれあれはそれこれあれはそれこれあれはそれこれあれはそれこれあれはそれこれあれはそれこれあれはそれこれあれはなあああああああああああああああああああああああああああんですか？！？？
Jonathan Flores
I'm making a lunch for you OP
Henry Price
Daniel Morgan
Quick, someone use your reality warping powers to change it into fries
Adrian Garcia
>still no update on the pastel experiment
OP is gone forever.
Daniel Jackson
FUCK
Jacob Baker
it's probably a combination of you thinking about a lot of things you would consider obscure and your brain working harder than normal in finding those connections.
I mean you probably weren't thinking about that VN in isolation without thinking of other similar VN/subjects. and you're on Yea Forums, obscure VN get mentioned all the time, most of which didn't catch your eye because you weren't primed to look for them.
Aaron Stewart
Probably accidentally deleted himself by overexerting his powers. This thread is the only proof of his existence now.
Adam Howard
What the FUCK
Christian Jackson
Pastelanon please come back
Ian Gray
Is OP even real or did he manifest from us expecting the next mobthread to be full of bait and shitposting?
Hunter Thomas
NANI
Wyatt Scott
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Brayden Collins
IS THIS THE WORK OF THE ENEMY STAND?
Samuel Campbell
It is a reasonable theory
Oliver Morris
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Angel Murphy
This phenomenon is magical thinking. You notice stuff that's connected to stuff you're currently doing/thinking about.
Ryder Kelly
Truth is, OP never existed. This is just a regular sunday mob thread like we've been having for past couple weeks.
Aaron Thompson
Nathaniel Morgan
>mentally ill people thinking they're some sort of reality altering god complex bullshit
“You know, the most amazing thing happened to me tonight... I saw a car with the license plate ARW 357. Can you imagine? Of all the millions of license plates in the state, what was the chance that I would see that particular one tonight? Amazing!”
Nathaniel Anderson
If this was true then I would notice when a cute girl shows interest in me ;_;
Elijah Cooper
Nathaniel Stewart
OPs post actually makes a better example.
hamburger and fries is easily in the top 10 foods anime characters are drawn eating. OP probably saw it happen dozens of times and thought nothing of it. now that OP is eating a burger himself, which in itself is not at all uncommon, it's suddenly a huge coincidence that both are happening at the same time.
Camden Hall
Wake up, OP, it'll be okay
Jason Cox
This is why you don't take acid and watch anime. I watched Rebellion the day after tripping and even that was a lot to handle.
Landon Hernandez
Proof Mob is for lunatics
Matthew Jackson
I can't really make out what he's eating.
Aaron Wilson
enhance
Xavier Baker
Do you get paid every time you type Baader-Meinhof effect? If so I (Baader-Meinhof effect, Baader-Meinhof effect) want to get in on that action! Baader-Meinhof effect
Jace Mitchell
what is this thread
Jonathan Young
Hey that's very greedy of you. Leave some Mob for the rest of us.
Luke Cooper
MASAKA
KONO POWAH
Josiah Mitchell
Now this is schizoposting.
Logan Phillips
My friend, if you can't recognize this, you have not yet acquired your soul.
Weird, though, I was just eating crab...
Blake Jackson
is this real? I couldn't dream up a shit post like this if I wanted to.
Gabriel Robinson
IM HOWLING
Anthony Cook
I figure everyone thought this way sometimes. I assume Yowamushi Pedal only exists because I'm always riding my exercise bike while I watch anime.
Henry Campbell
I'm scared
Joshua Martin
Oh
Asher Cruz
Nolan James
ACK; The Beginning
Nolan Sullivan
I've enhanced the image and I believe they might be eating a pile of sliced potatoes, fried to a light brown crisp.
Michael White
No wonder it was blurred out
Luis Hughes
I knew it that combining time travel and psychic powers is a bad idea.
Thomas Allen
Weird, I seem to remember them eating pastel but now they're eating fries...
Jaxson Thompson
(You) have brain problems fag.
LEL, remind me of that pic of "we are trying a new terapy"
Saved.
My sides.jpg
user, really. Are you ok?
NEW TIMELINE
>NEW TIMELINE
Save me too.
>Okarin
>not an e/x/ophile.
>massa de pastel missa squis them
Also that shit looks like that argentinian food empanadias
Well shit now they are fries.
Elijah Wilson
Did OP get sniped before the pastels could be consumed?
Jaxson Richardson
The fuck is going on? Im scared.
Easton Collins
If you are God, and the delusion becomes reality, About what kind of the noids you get? Is it the sensual world? The despotic society? The destructive sanctions? Or...
Thomas Hughes
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl. >mfw thinking of you hurting
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.
>mfw thinking of you hurting
Brody Barnes
Caleb Bailey
I wish I could forget the word "deconstruction" too.
Blake Price
Don't worry user, that was just me using my going into anime machine. Reigen smells like shit btw.
Kevin Evans
Bro....this is some schrodinger cat shit...
Zachary Turner
Dude what
Andrew Scott
I'm just here to add a (You) to the list
Colton Richardson
This thread has made me crave for some pastels at 1am. Thanks guys.
Xavier Powell
What do they taste like? I've never had them before.
Luis Mitchell
uhmm i see so pastel isn't keki in brasil
Jason Morales
What!?
i made a burger just now at 3 am,what the fuck is happening?did the timelines collide with each other!?
David Barnes
Like pasta.
Nathan Bailey
Luis Williams
I just started craving for fries, what have you done?
Nathaniel Gray
>Schizo Op mentions that phenomenon where you read something once and then see it popping up everywhere
This is me with the term "jobber" "jobbing" and "jobbed". I have no idea what they mean (Google didn't help) and now I'm seeing them everywhere in Yea Forums. Is this a case of me being retarded or a case of me getting old and loosing touch with young people? (In close to 30)
Eli Bailey
Someone please screencap this thread, lest we go deeper.
Brody Price
Welp folks, don't do psychedelics and post on Yea Forums
Logan Stewart
Go into a DBZ thread, hit ctrl+f and type in job.
Lucas Stewart
Hey guys I'm back. That C*ndlej*ck guy was tough to deal with. I'm not gonna type his name in full because he's still on the lose, be careful guys. I think I'm getting better at this 4 channing business(even remembered to fill in that name section).
Any news from that all caps user? I'm worried about his well being. I hope he took my advice to heart and has gotten rid of the spirit.
That's a very serious case. Thankfully we at the Spirits and Such Consultation Office are tasked to deal with situations like this! Contact me from my website spiritsandsuch.com and we can discuss your options.
Parker Cox
I saw the original uncensored version on DMT
Nathaniel Johnson
Jamie, pull up that Reigen guy's page
Thomas Davis
Is this a dbz meme? A jobber to me is someone who works a lot of part time jobs
Dylan Sanchez
Brayden Wright
Paranoid delusion and probably some substance use
Brody Rodriguez
I'm not going to type that in, user. I'm scared.
Ryder Lewis
Saved
LMAO
Matthew Reyes
>that captcha
The lore just gets deeper and deeper on this one
Jason Diaz
This is the second craziest thing I've seen this week.
Ryder Lopez
It's a pro-wrestling term. A jobber is someone whose role is to lose and make the other guy look strong.
Elijah Gonzalez
Woah OP I am eating fries right as I opened this thread. What's going on?
Jonathan Reed
>Pastel
OF FUCKING COURSE IT'S A BRAZILIAN HOLY SHIT
Alexander Thomas
Deceive the world. Connect the possibilities. The world can be tricked.
Grayson Cook
user, I...I want to be in the screencap.
Wyatt White
Thank you, that's been bothering me for about a week.
Ayden Foster
>OP
Jonathan Howard
...What's the first?
Sebastian White
Friendly reminder that weed can make you go schizophrenic
Henry Nelson
Adam Miller
Even Speedwagon is scared
Nathan Martinez
Is he ok?
Jose Jenkins
Please someone archive this
Lucas Stewart
It could be possible that when OP said pastels he meant the crayon ones and got sent to the ER which is why he's not posting anymore.
Dominic Flores
やめろ
Josiah Baker
HELLO?
Blake Morales
Aren't those empanadas?
Evan Green
Which one?no
Logan Gray
I reckon OP is more likely on weed or is hungover from psychedelics such as LSD, speaking from experience
Carson Baker
>File Deleted
FUCK THE MODS ARE IN IT TOO
Levi Miller
>People eat fries from a potato chip bag
Jonathan Foster
correction, heavy weed use as a method of self medication is an early sign of schizophrenia. You're confusing cause and effect
Benjamin Peterson
are mob's parents really toast?
Michael Perez
no, they're fries.
Adrian Davis
Colton Stewart
Am I dead? Where's my soul? I can't find it.
Angel Jones
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
Samuel Wright
If you are reading this, you're in the < FRIES > timeline.
Nolan Fisher
Don't joke around about things like that, user, I just ate a pastel.
Sebastian Barnes
Wait, what was this thread about again? Something like how tasty the fries in Mob 100 looked?
Juan Edwards
>It's another OP is going to screencap the thread and force the meme episode.
Brody Gonzalez
>heavy weed use
False, it can trigger a mental disorder even in the most casual users, yes, some people may be prone to a mental disorder but you don't know this until it is triggered by a drug, this is why psychedelics are such of a "double-edged sword", long term harm is lower than other sustances that affect the nervous system such as alcohol but it can also cause you a lot of harm without you being able to prevent it, that is why i consider that taking psychedelics can be seen as a roulette.
John Lee
Now that is some quality critical thinking right there.
Nathan Russell
So, did OP die?
Elijah Cruz
we told him that he was lying about all of this and he accidentally erased himself from reality by believing it
Camden Sullivan
nope! He's just in the pastel timeline
Ethan Wilson
>this thread
Parker Williams
Aaron Edwards
The pastel timeline is Brazil, so he's almost definitely in bed.
Josiah Miller
I feel like there's something wrong with this image.
Jack Adams
nigga achieved ammaranth and made his own universe
Robert Barnes
I hope this is a LARP.
Luke Wood
More like Mob Schizo LMAO
Camden Sanders
Not gonna lie, this is the best thread I've seen on this dumb board.
Michael Mitchell
So all we need to get issekai'd is to believe that there should be pastel instead of fries when watching anime?
I feel bad for truck kun's business opportunities
Brayden Smith
What kind of drugs do you usually take user?
Juan Hughes
What is it with these Mobthreads that attract so much fujoshit and faggots? I don't want to hear for the 80th time that you want to fuck Reigen, I get that he's hot and fuckable but it should go without saying, stop spamming it constantly.
Joseph Morales
its the same conduct as with any girl character in a show, just with more penises than usual
Gabriel Lopez
>Check Reigen website's that some user earlier in this thread posted out of curiosity
>Pretty
>Go to the guest book
>A bunch of the latest posts are from fucking brazil
spiritsandsuch.com
W-what the fuck? This is a c-coincidence right?
Caleb Wilson
OH FUCK HE'S ONTO US. SHUT IT DOWN.
SHUT
IT
DOWN
Levi Evans
Reality bugs out, and suddenly burgers and fries everywhere
Elijah Roberts
damn thats pretty incredible
Jose Howard
I'm eating burgers and fries, suddenly I'm seeing two fries being held up on the screen
COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT, REALITY IS BUGGING OUT FOR ME TOO
Nathan Robinson
Don't you guys think it's pretty weird that Reigen's website from that episode featured gay furry porn?
Chase Richardson
This thread makes me wanna go to Burger King.
Daniel Hughes
wait, hold on, what the fuck?
Ok, I thought you were all just fucking around with OP cause he was acting like a retard. I know for a fucking FACT there weren't french fries in that scene, because I remembered seeing mob eating shrimp off that plate, and thinking to myself "man I should get some shrimp later"
I went back and watched the episode again and he's actually fucking eating french fries now what the fuck. Are there two edits or something? Was I watching a crunchyroll localized edition or some shit?
I'm starting to get paranoid here as well
Ian Gonzalez
Burger King has been very garbage in the current years. Five Guys is great, go there instead.
Thomas Scott
>18.50 for a barely average burger
Jackson Sanders
Reminder that Belgians made French fries and not the french
Benjamin Perez
Shabu pa
Jordan Watson
Dont
Both Burger King and Mcdonalds are currently fighting an intergalatic war spanning multiverses, timelines and dimensions. Whatever fuel or faggotry they're using, its leaking onto their fries and the consumption of which would cause a monumental space time alteration lasting momentarily that causes reality and perception amongst countless universes to become equal which produces a temporary mirror act. No thing in the countless universes, multiverses and time are the same, but it seems that these fries surpass that. Such an act of consumption threatens the stability of the overarching reality, an act which would doom every living thing, not even the tiniest microbe would be spared from annihilation
TLDR dont eat those fries
Jason Cruz
Were the shrimp salted?! Was the dialogue different too? Why the hell would they have been eating something non-salty?
Sebastian Watson
Why do Mob threads always attract faggots who loves eating Reigen's dick and schizoposters like OP?
Jayden Perry
Hello SEA monkey
Michael Long
>he hasn't heard of the salted shrimp, a famous side dish popular all over the world
user, you might not be from this timeline
Jacob Price
Those two are interchangeable
Robert Morgan
This but unironically.
Juan Nguyen
Woah its I'm really on /x/
Leo Ortiz
Dunno what kind of bait this is but I like it.
Jacob Rodriguez
So what you're saying is, if I stuff my face full of shitty fries and then whip my dick out there's a non-zero chance that my fevered thrusting will make it into an alternate universe's version of my waifu's bum as my actions are mirrored in multiple existences?
Xavier Jackson
Oh fuck, next you're going to tell me you're from a world line where nobody puts jam in their sparkling water.
They were drinking fizzlejams in this scene, right? ...Right?
Adrian Brooks
W-what? Are you alright?
Robert Kelly
>IT IS A REASONABLE THEORY
Connor Williams
IT IS A REASONABLE THEORY
Juan Morales
That's the best marketing tactic I've ever heard of. McDonald's, here I come.
Jonathan Bennett
Man, this thread is something else
Jackson Thompson
hello r/Yea Forums
Julian Bell
Put me in the screencap
Josiah Myers
>can't believe hard enough to erase myself from reality
Austin Green
We need more insane people like OP.
Oliver Sanchez
were you that guy I saw on the Joe Rogan podcast the other night?
Leo Cruz
Kill me, Pete
Nolan Johnson
I remember that thread. Fun was had
Oliver Baker
Put me in the screencap Paisen.
Leo Rogers
remember to take your meds kids
Christopher Bell
user what the fuck are you talking about
Bentley Mitchell
I was looking for a Mob Psycho thread to talk about tomorrow's episode. Instead I found OP going psycho. And honestly I'm not disappointed about it.
Sebastian Jackson
................
Aaron Lee
Am I the only one who didnt know what the fuck pastel is?
Logan Bell
i'm willing to bet money its stimulant psychosis, i've seen people go batshit ballistic like this while coming down on meth
Aiden Myers
Yes.
Parker Myers
SHUT IT DOWN
Dylan Hall
is right.
In n Out, steak & shake, cookout, even White Castle's burgers are better.
If nothing else at least you aren't paying an inexpensive steak dinner's cost for a fucking burger and fries.
Connor Morgan
ME SCREENCAP NOW
Bentley Cox
I had to google it and now I can't stop wondering what it tastes like.
Jaxson Allen
BUT THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
Eli Anderson
G...gendo poster is that you?
Nathan Lee
Holy shit
Hunter Garcia
Wow, that's sad, I really enjoyed BK the last time I went there in 2008.
Angel Cox
maybe the real mob psycho was the OP we lost along the way
Bentley Barnes
Made me chuckle aidibly
Xavier Bennett
I live for when schizos post
Adrian Lewis
I don't know what you're smoking but gimme some
Thomas Gonzalez
are we the psycho mob?
Chase Young
KURAI MY LIFE
KURAI MY SIGHT
KURAI MY HEART IN SUCH UNCOMMON PLACES
David Fisher
Empanadas are really good. I had them ones in a argentinian steak restaraunt
Ian Perez
I was about to hit up a friend on discord I haven't spoke to in two weeks, and the moment before I hit a key I see she starts typing and she hits me up first.
Was really concerned for a moment then I realized I was "about to hit her up" every day for the last two weeks, so it wasn't raelly that much of a coincidence.
Gabriel Myers
B-BAKANA
Oliver Perry
It tastes sorta like dumpling, but with a crunchy "cover"
Ryder King
Rate my garbage screencap
Levi Smith
10/10 saved for later
Adam Thompson
Instead of "a few posts later" put some of the more funny reactions to OP Then it would be a 10/10 screencap but right now it's a 3/10
Isaiah Flores
2/10, so botched it makes anime Mogami arc feel like a faithful adaptation.
Nathan Allen
OMAE WA MOU POTATORU
Mason Mitchell
>mfw i had to pop some antipsychotics last night because i'd been binging too hard on stims for the last week and was seeing shadow people and glowniggers outside my window
>wake up a few hours ago feeling fine
>hop on Yea Forums and see this
i've humored the idea of the crazy that goes away from taking antipsychotics getting transferred to somebody else before but this is just fucking uncanny
Lincoln Rogers
Here ya go
Connor Edwards
KURAI MY LIFE
KURAI MY FRIES
KURAI PASTEL IN SUCH UNCOMMON PLACES
Jayden Adams
>similar post to
>both got dubs
I got a bad feeling scoob
Adam Torres
missing some essential replies like
and some more down the thread
Thomas Thomas
>Psychosis something something
>Check Yea Forums
>first post something
Check em
Hudson Kelly
Fuck I’m going to bed. Ill get a proper screencap of this shit tomorrow if the thread doesnt get deleted
Connor Richardson
Screencap this dumb-dumb
Brandon Bennett
>if the thread doesnt get deleted
Congrats for the 501st post.
Jordan Allen
Actual Isekai?
Carter Gray
You left out the mini-arc with the funny screencap edits
And so on and so forth
Liam Gutierrez
The fries were isekai'd.
Levi Ortiz
archive you idiot
Bentley Harris
I was here desu
Connor Murphy
What the fuck Mob was eating pancakes
Ian James
This was a very fun thread despite how cringeworthy OP was. Can't wait for the upcoming Mobday.
Juan Peterson
Schizos ruined /x/ and they will ruin Yea Forums too it seems.
Eli Howard
go to /x/ you schizo
Blake Roberts
Basic psychological trick, the same reason why people notice 11:11 or whatever repeating numbers.
Once you notice it, you’ve driven it from subconscious and into your conscious mind, therefore you THINK you’re noticing it more but in reality you’re paying attention to it more due to being more focused on it.
Ayden Nelson
I was ripping more on Five Guys than BK. I haven't had their stuff in years.
Jeremiah Davis
So this is the power of autism
Adam Wood
Put me in the screencap, cowards.
Liam Adams
-Yes, they know. Activate it.
Aiden Kelly
Makes sure at least some of the Reigenposting makes it into the screencap I put actual effort into those posts and don't want them to go to waste
Logan Nelson
>mfw this entire thread
Isn't it obvious that OP is a newtype?
Hudson Hill
OP. I know you are not ok but your brain malfunction is the most hilarious thing I saw all week. God bless you my man, and godspeed on your search for pastel Mob Psycho 100 S2 episode 2.
Carson James
ITS OVER. ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT. GO BACK. CLOSE THE THREAD BEFORE MORE COME OUT. IT IS NEARKY HERE. RUN Yea Forums RUN FOR THE GOODNESS OF YOUR SOUL. IT IS ALMOST TOO LATE. RUUUUUUUUUN
Kayden Thompson
Luke Ramirez
In my area burger king is garbage quality even for fast food. Mcdonald's is about the same it's always been. Wendy's is best value per dollar, where I live anyway
Wyatt Jones
Threads like this are why I still come to this shithole after all these years
Lucas Evans
>this thread
John Collins
>Page 8
All right, folks, let's start shitposting random crap and see who gets the last word!
Boobie vagina cunts GOING RIGHT UP THE ASS
Sebastian Brooks
BK was bought out by a Brazilian company in 2010 and ever since the quality of their food went to shit due to many cost cutting measures.
Blake Barnes
you all laugh
but you will see
Hudson Myers
B-b-but... but Burger King went out of business in 2006!
Hunter Johnson
This might the best worst thread I've been in since I started browsing Yea Forums.
Christian Hernandez
Gavin Cook
Kill me, Pete
Hudson James
So this is the first Yea Forums thread you've seen, huh?
Joshua White
Why can't you people make screencaps of a thread WITHOUT the reaction images?
Angel Garcia
Orby cock.
Oliver King
This is the last post in this thread!