*Teleports behind you*

Araki should allow him to fuck Trish at least once

Bruno wouldn't dare, he sees her as a fragile lamb.
Mista though, good lord does he ever tear her the FUCK up like there's no tomorrow after the ending.

Reminder that Trish acted like a bitch with him. Of course he will not risk his life for her.

Narancia would
Mista and Abba did it more for Bruno
Bruno and Giorno were going to betray Diavolo anyway

Probably why they put in that anime original scene of him raging after Trish used his jacket as a towel.

He's not only the biggest bitch in anime, but in literature too. Read Shameless Purple Haze

Tenía que ser el Chavo del 8

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His dick probably doesn't even work anymore.

>don't remember that part very well from the manga
LITERAL SPEEDREADER

Very low IQ post.

Nah i think he didn't read this part at all.

>MUH DOUBLE STANDARDS BRUNO = FEMINAZI
Bruno has principles. He has saved every male in his gang from an awful fate. Don't pretend like Bruno's only doing this because she's a girl.

Also i'd bet money that you're a latent homosexual

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No heartbeat = no erection

is possible that Bruno fell in love with Trish, but the real motivation was to stop the Boss from selling drugs to kids

Narancia could be the only one to back down, but i doubt it, she being a guy would just make him see mpre of himself in her

No its not possible you dumb shipper

But I thought stands couldn't bring someone back from the dead

They can't.
Bruno's body is literally fucking dead.
"souls" play a big part in this part so Bruno is effectively dead, his soul is just controlling the body on sheer determination alone.

Reminder that all the bad things that happen from now on are Mista's fault

Nah, fucking Jotaro said it couldn't happen

O MY RESOLVE
AFTER I AM DEAD
RETURN MY SOUL TO MY BODY

He left because his stand is too powerful for King Crimson.

Rolling Stone.

Top fucking kek

more than protecting Trish it's about supporting those willing die for you and stuff

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Doesn't work as well since he had Giorno helping too

Last time I read the manga was the whole thing in one setting 7-8 years ago and I can hardly remember this little subplot. It's the best thing too, since I know the broad strokes of what happens but everything in the anime still feels fresh and tense to me. Speedreaders would be jealous.

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Gold Experience's power is to inject life into inanimate objects.
Bruno's body was dead and inanimate and had life injected back into it by GE's power. But it's a temporary fix to a permanent problem. Giorno can't resurrect Bruno, he can only allow his soul to take temporary residence in a decaying corpse.

Was that before or after he brought his grandpa back to life with his stand after his soul explicitly departed?

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Literally the smartest character in all of JoJo.
He knows he can't control his own damn stand, let alone survive against the boss.
Best decision he probably made in his whole life.

>would die for me on the spot
Don't try to embellish it, it's not eachother that they live and die for, it's fulfilling the mission at hand at any cost be it their lives or their comrades. That's exactly why Abbacchio got so fucking pissed with Giorno compromising the mission to retrieve the key in order to save their lives when him and Fugo were in the process of risking theirs not so Giorno would live but so they wouldn't fail the mission.

Now understanding this mindset imagine your boss just threw his entire team into hot fucking water over a momentary lapse in judgement and directly challenged the toppest top nigga on this section of the planet, making you directly accountable by proxy. You're trying to tell me, this man who had every reason to expect everyone on the team would say "fuck this shit you two scheming bastards are on your own" is wrong for sticking to his guns when everyone else agrees to go along with a suicide mission orchestrated by a traitor to the entire organization and a guy he just met a couple weeks ago who apparently wants to attempt assassinating and usurping said toppest top nigga who can fucking erase time and has a small army of superpowered hitmen at his disposal? Get real, man.

But just to clarify I'm not saying I'm glad he's out of the story, quite the opposite. He was horribly underutilized. But you can't call him a traitor or a bitch for choosing to live. In the end it proved to be an objectively wise decision.

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why are brutrish shippers so dumb?

They never personally met the boss, Narancia even hated some of the other thugs, like Leaky Eye Luca, and Bruno was the guy that gave them a chance at life. It's logical that they feel more personally loyal to Bruno than to the invisible boss. Also, I really think that most of them only went for it because Abacchio broke the ice, the dancer trio all seemed to have more reservations. Because of his past, Mista seemed to be the only one willing to gamble everything on toppling the boss, and he really went with it under the assumption that Bruno had a plan to beat the boss, which he didn't.

>quickly befriended Giorno without knowing his true intentions
>joined the traitor team
>only one from the original gang to survive with giorno
>got to be a cute girl for a few chapters
>became the new boss' right hand
>got to fuck the previous boss' daughter and maybe even the actual boss too

He's truly blessed by fate. Is he the actual winner of Part 5?

The bitches are the ones who turned traitor just because they didn't like the fact that the mafia killed people

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Let me make this clear... I'm sorry, but none of us will board that boat. We can't let our 「emotions」 sway us into doing something irrational. You aren't facing the facts, nobody can survive in this world on ideals alone.

W-WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?! Where will you go!? No that doesn't even matter, you'll never leave Venezia alive. This is madness! What are they thinking!? All for a girl we met two days ago! A girl we've never even really talked to! Shes nobody to us! We don't even know what kind of music Trish likes!!!

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Damn he is easily best husbando then its not like he cutted himself in pieces just to protect her multiple time now

He also pretty much ignored her and acted incredibly cold until the elevator scene, to uphold the boss' orders, the boss he was thinking to betray anyway. It would have been easier for him to give her some info about stands, and it would have been useful for Giorno to be able to ask her some questions, but Bruno chose to be uptight.

Innocent people. Though I doubt that Bruno hasn't, directly or indirectly, killed someone innocent, or at least not deserving to death. But well, if you went along with something that you felt was wrong, it's not like you have to go along with it forever. Maybe he didn't have the will or courage to stand up before, but he stood up to the boss, eventually.

>you'll never leave Venezia alive
If he could know the pair of flaming faggots the boss called to go after them, he wouldn't be so scared

>nobody can survive in this world on ideals alone
He wasn't counting on plot armor

How did Bucciarti still die after Giorno healed him, though? Also, could he be fixed if they brought over Josuke to use Crazy Diamond?

Thanks to Giorno, Bruno got the will to fight against the fate that was imposed on him by the boss. This is symbolically represented by Bruno, rebelling against the ultimate fate of death dealt to him by the boss, with Giorno's help. Ultimately fate is unavoidable and Bruno dies, but he fights against his fate.

I don't know why people shits on Fugo so much, even Bruno told them that he wasn't ordering them to follow him. Abbacchio is suicidal anyway, Mista likes the risk and Narancia probably doesn't feel safe if he's not with Bruno (technically, Bruno betraying Passione was akin to Bruno abandoning him again). Fugo doesn't have anything like that going for him.

From what I understand, the time when Bruno died was erased, but since he was healed at the same time, it created this weird paradox where he died and came back to life, but his death was erased, so it makes him a zombie.

3/5 of his teammates died though

I can't say he didn't consider giving her the zombie dick at least once, though maybe it was fear of realizing that he was going to die a virgin

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But they left Venezia

>read the whole thing in one sitting
>"but i'm not a speedreader"

He died before Giorno got there. Giorno's stand gave life to his body, allowing Bruno's soul to go back in, but he was still dead. Stands can't bring back the dead.

He's easily the best member of the gang
>every single goddamn fight has him getting shot to shit by his own bullets
>doesn't give a single fuck, shoots like a retard anyways

ya es hora?

if he has no blood, how the fuck is he supposed to get erect? The only thing I could think of is if giorno "gives him life".

Mistafags are smelly like him.

Watch "Death Becomes Her" basically that

How is he suppossed to walk around and do basic living organism stuff without blood? It just works, that's it. He makes it erect with sheer will alone.

To be fair, I don't even know how could Ghiacchio make the bullets' rebound and hit him instead of fly off anywhere, and also how is that the bullets had the same kinetic energy than a shot bullet, instead of losing a lot of energy with every rebound (it would hurt to have a piece of lead thrown at you, but nowhere near the same than the projectile of any gun).

Giorno is quite literally a Mistafag. Are you calling the son of Dio and the boss of Passione smelly?

You know that bird who flies by using sheer anger? That's Bruno, but with DETERMINATION!

this is how I see it as well. Mista and Trish have fun chemisty as a couple while Bruno kind of treats her like a daughter in the same way he treated every member of his gang like family.

He's the smartest

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>fun chemistry
>guy reeks, girl doesn't like smelly and hairy fingered people
>WOOOOO IT'S A PERFECT COUPLE!!!

Fugo's only fault was being such a bitch about it, constantly shitalking the team throughout the entire scene. Be that as it may, he made the right decision. He did not want to die over some girl who didn't even tell him her taste in music lol. Girono, Bruno and Trish have stronger motives but generally this is equivalent to going after the boss because "Spoiler Alert: He kills people".

It's like you're purposefully ignoring the last scene where Trish changes her mind about his smell, showing that she came to appreciate his dumb but manly personality. Mista is an expert of charming uptight fashion bitches, just look at Giorno.

>Fugo's only fault was being such a bitch about it, constantly shitalking the team throughout the entire scene

From his point of view, they were attempting suicide. You don't calmly speak to a child about to stick a fork on an electric outlet, you scream at him and maybe even kick him away.

God damn trish's tiddies are so fine. I think Giorno might be for real gay, there's no way a straight man wouldn't try and fuck trish.

BASED. Mista is the only good option for Trish. a relationship with Bruno is 100% impossible
Character development

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Yeah but he's only dad to Narancia, maybe it would be worth the effort on Mista but on Bruno, Giorno AND Abacchio? The three of those agree to do something, its fucking happening.

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Fucking speedreaders completely missing Trish falling head over heels for Mista's musky dick sweat smell.
He dicked her deep literally every day since Giorno took big boss.

The ending with Narancia swimming off was him sending his beloved babby boy off to college, Fugo was a proud dad in that moment, completely accepting of his retard son's decision.
how'd that work out for him ya fuckin non-traitor

None of you understand Bruno.

It wasn't about Trish, the entire mission was never about Trish. It was about The Boss, one goal to go further than anyone ever has before in their lives, their cultures. Trish just happened to be the one to spurn them forward, with Bruno not only acting as the Godfather of this group, but as a legit father to all of them.

Bruno didn't will himself back for anything other than completing the mission, to succeed Diavolo, and my god, that's a man's promise and word, and he fulfills it through Giorno and willing himself into his barely functioning corpse to do so.

Bruno is the real JoJo, pay your respects to the manliest of them all.

Considering literally everyone but Giorno and Mista die and Giorno requires an arrow power-up into the most broken stand in existence I cannot say Fugo was wrong on bailing.

Turtle-Polnareff lives too.

Also why he's in a wheelchair when they've had cybernetic limbs since the 30s is beyond me.

If everything exists within time, does that mean KCR could theoretically erase anything? I mean it's on the normal time stream, could he just erase people for instance, or just large pockets of time itself?

Fugo was entirely wrong.
>"you'll 100% die"
>bruno is already dead
>leone is already dead inside
>yet mista and giorno still live
>trish survives too
>even fucking turtle man
>who pissed off the metrosexual hippie years back
Bossu ain't shit.

That tech died with the last Nazi, Stroheim.

Joseph has a metal arm.

What the fug... I just noticed that Trish has basic math operators on her skirt. Does her stand have something to do with arithmetic?

Joseph died too.

Mista probably would have gone in the boat immediately if it weren't for the fact doing so would have made him the fourth person in the boat.

Still, I see no reason why he's in a wheelchair.

probably couldn't aford them, the real question is why he didn't ask Jotaro for help

Absolute coward

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Araki forgot.

The same reason Jotaro doesn't ask Gio for help with Pucci.
More than likely, just always weird to me considering some of the stuff he does remember.

Did you just ignore the last chapter of the manga?

>>bruno is already dead
Had they known this it would have honestly made Fugo's arguement stronger. Not even Giorno has any idea just how bad of a fucking beating Bruno got there and how strong the boss is. Caught Abachio and Narancia off guard when they just insta died no doubt.

Polnareff got wheelchaired with cyborg parts the first time and actually died the second time. His soul just got saved by a body switch.

People do this to keep their delusions, user. Don't think about it too much.

>nothing personnel, guys i've spent the best parts of my life with
Isn't he like 15?

but GER literally reanimates and kills Diavolo over and over, I think the idea is that the fact of your death doesn't change but stands can mess around with how you die or experience that death.

How are people so confused on Bruno in a series where we've already had zombies, vampires, and still have ghosts/stands?

Literally the only person in Bruno's original gang outside of lucky duck Mista to survive from this

>the boss will kill you
>i'm still here
I doubt it. It makes the Boss look like a bitch who can't finish the job.

GER isn't reanimating Diavolo, he's negating Diavolo erasing his own death using King Crimson, and because of that erasing, GER is automatically reactivating, which causes a new version of the events to transpire. It's a loop, KC is always erasing his death just to die again. His will to stay alive is actually what is torturing him in eternal hell, otherwise GER wouldn't activate and keep resetting it.

>I doubt it. It makes the Boss look like a bitch who can't finish the job.
If Bruno's body could just keep on functioning into a normal lifespan maybe, I don't think its even a week before his body just quits. And the few minutes before he gets into the Colosseum where he can barely move, and is reduced to just seeing aura, are really fucking depressing.

>depressing
Yeah, for the boss.
It takes a week for him to kill somebody like zipperman.

That isn't his fault considering he murders people left and right in every other instance. Bruno has a powerful will and can zip his soul back to his body, also Gio was around. It's just bad luck on KC's part. Only Dio/Kars/etc. would survive KC otherwise.

Bruno is willpower made man

Remote stands can defeat Diavolo without injuries.

>can defy fate
>can see through the future
>takes a week to kill an beanpole italian
Sounds like Fugo's just being a little bitch who has no faith in his capo.

My point was for him looking week when he couldn't kill a single man when KC is very capable and strong enough to kill most individuals. Sure there are stands and people that can kill him, but it's less than those who can't.
He can't defy fate, that's the entire motto of VA. He can only see so far into the future and never gets a clear picture, he has to piece things together based on the knowledge he's seen.

Again, KC was not expecting a man to come back as a zombie corpse just to keep his word. Saying KC looks week because everything in reality was set up against him for convenience sake is retarded. It'd be like saying Dio looks week because Star Platinum bitch slaps him.

Dio does look weak. Star Platinum isn't the only thing to dab all over him.
Even in other universes he just gets shat on. It happens in official fanfiction too.

Polnareff had like 10 years to figure out some means of contacting Jotaro. With Pucci, the shit was already incredibly south by the time Jotaro was functional for him to get Gio. Plus they've never even met before.

Dio wasn't weak by any means and would still dominate the vast majority of people and stands. Not his fault Jotaro happened to have Star Platinum, as the stars stand above the world.

>fucked by Jonathan
>fucked by Jotaro
>gay priest replacement gets fucked by a little kid with a cloud
>dinosaur version gets fucked by Donald Trump (fit)
>third version gets fucked by a head
Dio can never win. He can only kill useless characters and Kakyoin.

nice

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Just because he jobbed to a buffed up Valentine doesn’t mean he got shatted on.
He was unstoppable at the end of the part anyways and died to trickery which seems to be the ultimate foil to the main villains in Jojo.

DIO got less killcount than his fuckbois, he really is a jobber even with an insane powerful stand and immortality

MHA is better.

Probably would have increased gang's survival rate since Diavolo can't risk going near Fugo's stand.

>killed Jonathan and took his body
>gay priest replacement kills jotaro
>Dino Dio was the only character to have the balls to confront Valentine immediately
>The World 2.0 jobs out the main protagonist

The entire gang can't safely risk going near either and Diavolo already uses hit and run tactics.

>Jonathan's body took away most of his cool vampire powers
>gay priest replacement loses an eye to Jotaro's dumb weak thot of a daughter
>dino dio gets ripped apart for trying and gets nothing to show for it
>the world 2.0 doesn't even get to kill the best friend
impressive résumé

Just have Gio to produce extra antidotes in pocket.

>araki forgot
>oops half of them died
Well that's a wrap.

>you'll never leave Venezia alive
>they all leave Venezia alive, and fairly easily too

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Not Bruno

>the real question is why he didn't ask Jotaro for help
The Mafia kept him on lockdown. He couldn't try sending a message at all because otherwise they'd find him. He says so himself. Also, muh pride.

Fugo was retarded, once the group gets labelled as traitors, he gets labelled too, no matter if he boarded the boat or not.

Nigger how old are you

Not if he gets back first and sucks some other capo's dick.

There are literally no other capos alive (or seen) though

Fetus here. I'm using my kicks to send Morse code.

He found someone. The point is that somehow Fugo proved his loyalty to a representative of the gang.

How the fuck did he even recover. His torso is disconected from the pelvis and lost his right arm, got a his face split too.

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Diavolo didn't seem to see it that way, even he himself is only referring to Bruno and Giorno as the traitors at this point. He'd be the most understanding anyway since he knows from experience not everyone obeys their boss, and Bruno basically admitted to him this was all just over him trying to kill Trish, which would have been a last minute revelation.

where are all these images coming from

He walked it off.

Reddit, 9gag, and funnyjunk. Maybe ifunny.

>There are literally no other capos alive (or seen) though
Of course there's more, no way the organization basically JUST had Polpo. He's just the one Araki wrote in.

ur mum

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fuck off phoneposter

Diavolo sent all his best people to kill the gang after the betrayal but only had like 4 retards left at the end...Makes you think. Is the organization fucked?

Not if GER exists. Or if the Speedwagon Foundation is willing to help Turtle Polnareff.

Polnareff is a punching bag. Even at the end of part 5 he gets a fate worse than death, being trapped inside a turtle, unable to go anywhere, kept as an oddity for Giorno

what part of 7-8 years ago did you miss faggot

>whole thing in one sitting
"7-8years ago" and everything after it speedreader.
Your posts are shit and your opinions are worthless. Don't expect anyone to read any of your inane drivel.

he couldn't get in contact with speedwagon foundation, who has the cyber-tech

>fucked by Jonathan
Who had a direct counter to his vampiric abilities.
>fucked by Jotaro
Again, Stars > The World. If you were going to point out anybody in Part 3, it should have been Joseph, who fucked on him harder than he should have, Hamon or not.
>gay priest replacement gets fucked by a little kid with a cloud
That isn't fucked on. Pucci literally succeeded, and that has nothing to do with Dio anyways, it's just a weird backup plan that could have been nothing, outside of his control.
>dinosaur version gets fucked by Donald Trump (fit)
Not Dio, that's Diego, they are different characters, despite being the same counterpart.
>third version gets fucked by a head
See above.

r/ing the pepe fugo and his toast speech from last week

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Diavolo never truly dies, at the moment of his death the event of his death is reverted to zero. He's unable to die.

>Pucci literally succeeded
Pucci's goal was to make everyone remember their own fates forever, not to wipe out the Joestars. He failed, and the world was reset to exclude his existence, he failed harder than anyone else in the series.

>nobody has done the KC/Bucci fight to Lionel Richie's Hello
>nobody will do KC's death to Jim Croce's Time in a bottle

>when you first read JoJo and then heard about Stone Ocean and assumed Kars had come back as some Stone Golem from the Ocean

I'm happy with what we got, disappointed with what could have been.

Why people like Kars so much?

Because

youtube.com/watch?v=99fRdfVIOr4

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Biggie, Chocolate and Secco are pretty scary though

>Has an IQ of 152
>Never does anything smart in the series
His anger is more useful than his intellect

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Him and his buddies had the GOAT slow burn introduction, plus the way they interacted with people (or lack of) made them pretty memorable characters.

Why the fuck would you assume that?
Retarded secondaries.

He's a helpless automaton now

>Why the fuck would you assume that?
Probably because Kars was originally meant to be encased in stone in the ocean rather than space.

Literal animefag who started reading the manga after the 2012 anime came out:

what if they skipped rolling stones? it's mostly filler with no relation to the actual story

zomg teh rei

>official fanfiction

When king crimson activates, would that mean everyone world wide would feel that time skip, or is the erasure of time only an effect within a certain range of the stand?

It's a nod to DIO who could reanimate corpses.

The fact that Polnareff couldn't contact Jotaro is straight Araki bullshit though. The Boss himself didn't even know that Pol was alive until they met in the Colosseum, and clearly Polnareff picked up some computer skills to be able to communicate with Giorno and the others.
>The boss is monitoring phone lines
But why? He has no reason to suspect Jotaro is on to him or would get a call from Italy. Koichi talked to him at least once and all he did was get robbed by that fuccboi Giorno. All Polnareff needed to do was get a hold of the Speedwagon Foundation and Jotaro would've ORAd his way through the end of part 5. Fuck you Araki, you should've just let Polnareff die in part 3 if you were going to turn him into a harmless cripple.
yes i'm salty because I want my Stardust Crusaders reunion.

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Based retard

>But why? He has no reason to suspect
Diavolo is a fucking lunatic who fears being discovered by anyone at all times. He's tapping everything to make sure no mentions of him pop up, that's how he found out about Solido Nazo's ex looking for him.

>I think Giorno might be for real gay
He's only gay for the dream

>The same reason Jotaro doesn't ask Gio for help with Pucci
>all of Part 5 revolves around fate and fighting it
>Part 6 villain wants to enact Dio's plan to reveal everybody their fate, but to be the only one able to change it
>Pucci also gathers all of Dio's children, and Araki even teases Giorno
>Part 5 main character, Dio's son, the poster boy for fighting against fate, the guy with a power almost tailored to fuck up with Pucci, doesn't appear at all

Jolyne should have had her own part, and then there should have been a part 7 where Jotaro mentored her, Josuke and Giorno to defeat Pucci

We will never see Purple Haze Distortion.

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>Wait, the mafia SELLS DRUGS AND KILLS PEOPLE?!?

>"It was the photo they’d taken in front of the Lagoon, Buccellati’s yacht. A picture of the whole team, standing in the sunlight. Fugo’s expression indecisive, Buccellati’s somewhat embarrassed, Mista and Narancia grinning from ear to ear, and Abbacchio stoic. They were all so full of hope that day."
>"He was silent. He sat in silence for a long moment, his head down. Thin drops started falling on his lap."
>"He sobbed."

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>It makes the Boss look like a bitch who can't finish the job
Well, the fact that he backed out only because there were suddenly lots of stand users kinda makes him a bitch. He backed out because someone might see his face, but by backing out he allowed them to go out, learn his identity and even contact Polnareff. He knew the abilities of everybody but Giorno, and Bruno was almost dead. He could have certainly dealt with either Narancia, Fugo or Mista, the most problematic, or Giorno, the guy that just keeps coming up with weird shit and has an unknown ability. Sure as hell he could have killed at least 2 before backing away, and if one of them was Giorno, even better, no healer. Maybe one of them would have seen his face, but by that point he could have gathered lots of subordinates to kick their asses.

I'm pretty sure that Polnareff could have contacted either Jotaro or the Speedwagon Foundation without mentioning Diavolo. Hell, just waiting for a year after his suppossed death and calling with any stupid excuse would have been enough.

Invisible zombies