Zokuowarimonogatari

>she's taller than him

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why are you having trouble, i honestly can't think of another anime that has as fun and interesting dialogues/monologues as monogatari

Is monkey in this at all?

it's dialogue heavy and i don't have the attention span for it

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No.

i mean yeah any given episode is like 95% dialogue, but it's never boring since you actually want to know more about the characters.

>Zokuowarimonogatari
What?
I thought Monogatari series : second season the last one they animated.

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What kind of a loser wears the same style of clothes as an young adult as they did as a little kid?

you have only missed

Tsukimonogatari
Owarimonogatari
Koyomimonogatari
Owarimonogatari S2
Hanamonogatari

and now Zokumonogatari

trips speak truth

I didn't know they keep making monogatari anime each season.

She's gonna rape him, isn't she?

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That's not Math

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I haven't kept up with Monogatari for like 5 years, last one I saw was Hanamonogatari around the same time Zokuowari spoilers started coming out. Guess now's a good time to catch up.

I hear they actually officially brought the novels over, are the translations decent? I'd be interested in buying them if they're at least as solid as the fan translation of Kizu I read in like 2013.

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>are the translations decent?
I know the first couple are, but I stopped buying them when they changed the person translating it.

Just do like I did. Watch the episode with your hand constantly on your dick and fap vigorously. Literally the only way I can bring myself to watch this shit.

Different persons are working on it right now. Bake and Kizu translator is back.

That one translator changed "platinum mad" to "dangnabbit mad", I'll never trust them again.

If that's the case, I'll probably just buy the First Season set and see if it holds my interest.
Though I'm already mad that they went for safe consistency in translating the arc titles when they had golden opportunities to keep the puns in half of them.

i want this

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You probably missed Kizu too.

>hachikuji onee-san will never pat your head

why fucking live

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Is this right after she raped him?

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SUBS

WHEN
H
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yeah she had a big black strapon and everything

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Holy shit. SUBS FUCKING WHEN.

user posted some in the last thread

there's a couple fansubs on nyaa I think

episode 1 was subbed by a ragtag group of anons, its up in the usual places.
the first blu ray is being subbed by at least one actual fan group, should be done by early next week, i hope. blu ray 2 comes out in a few weeks

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Lads, I think I'm in love. Hachikuji as a loli was already my favorite, but her onee-san design has made my frozen heart feel like its been placed over hot coal. I haven't felt this way since highschool when I was hugged by my childhood crush. What do I do?

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Weird, I have ADD and I find dialogue-heavy shows much easier to watch because there's always something to focus on.

are your pants down right now?

No, strangely enough, I don't feel any lust towards her at all. I'm just stupidly grinning while watching the webm.

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>still no good subs
First NNB movie and now this. What the fuck happened? Why are subbers so lazy now? You learned Japanese for a reason, fucking use it.

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Based

Monogatari isn't a ridefag series.

I have ADHD and I've watched the series plenty times. Keep watching and it'll click

I just had to rewatch a lot of episodes since I'd get distracted or forget when I drank too much

>EOPs crying for subs
I came here to laugh at you

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Imagine spending countless hours learning Japanese when you could be using that time on important things, like masturbation and contemplating the meaninglessness of existence.

Post math. Thanks.

Or you could learn something important like math.
Here.

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I mean, the subs you guys get aren't even that good or accurate so you guys could just watch the raws and insert your own dialogue and story instead of waiting for those shitty subs.

True, but I've consumed Japanese media long enough to catch mistakes. I just need the subs to fill in occasional blanks.

Such thought provoking plot.

Is spooky in this one or should i not even bother?

Math is a character for intellectuals.

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NISIO'ED.COM

Although I hate that he keeps cutting off their hair, math looks cuter now.

sorry to burst your bubble but she's actually wearing high heels

She is cuter because she is smiling, the short hair has a negative effect but the absolute value wasn't enough to cancel out the former.

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made to be mating press'd

Hate the way this guy draws mouths. Is she smiling or grimacing. I know she's supposed to be smiling but that's not what it looks like. Terrible sameface syndrome too.

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>Zokuowarimonogatari
What is this even about now? Why there are so much monogatari?

Where the fuck are the subs? nothing on nyaa.

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Why can't Godchikuji just turn into this again?

It's an epilogue and also caps off Ougi's story as well as a send-off for the cast, Shaft made the end of Ougi Dark seem more conclusive than it actually was. It still continues after this though in material that genuinely is completely extraneous.

>nothing on nyaa

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It's a cat smile. Usually done when a character is acting or thinking about acting mischievously. In Hachikuji's case, her mischief involved the raping of one recently graduated high school boy.

Because Monogatari is character driven and there are lots of characters each getting good focus. And lots of it involves long casual talking about nothing in particular but which is still enjoyable and fleshes out the characters personalities and relationship.

Zoku is the epilogue of final season, an actual fanservice arc in which characters are what they wish for themselves instead of what they ended up being.

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she cant keep getting away with it

So why Snail suddenly getting bigger now? I thought she is a ghost something?

>I thought she is a ghost something?
I dunno how to explain things without spoiling stuff, how far into the series are you? There is a plot reason as to why she's like this though, yeah

just watch the show nigger

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But is it good?

>this meme again
Stop pretending that this show requires mental stamina or anything like that. That's just a reddit meme to make them feel smart. This show is literally just puns and banter. You either like it or you don't, just give it a chance because you might just like it.

Fuck you pedoman

nice

So Snail is now a Slug?

Around Onee-sans, watch yourselves.

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this is a hanzai this is a straight up fucking hanzai happening there

I object, she followed the proper rape procedure and gave headpats, as seen here therefore it's all right

Does it hit CR levels of TL: and "Demother"?

Monogatari is the Seinfeld of anime.
Asking what it's about is missing the point.

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>tfw Monogatari paper-book fetish
>left Asia 4 years ago so I can't get my hands on the newest translated paperbooks
>don't want to watch watered-down monogatari anime before I read the book

this 4 years was truly a suffering, but at least I'm going back this Summer to read the books

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In general, Ko Ransom’s the one who handles it the best.

I'm surprised nobody has shit on the fact that I didn't snap a single line in timing or anything. To be honest, I didn't even check to see how it looked. I haven't even properly seen the episode yet at all.

wait what did they do

nice curves

>chinksubs
Why though?

>implying you can't do one while doing the other

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Well among other things translating "oni-chan" as "demother".

I'm still not sure whether I like or dislike the german translation of that as Teufelchen

How many more arcs are there after this?

Arcs or books? There are two entire seasons after it (season as in second season or "final" season).

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Good riddance

Man I really thought Snake couldn't be worse but they found a way

How the fuck does shaft have the money to create five hundred million openings just for a single season of their Monogatari series and how does it all end up being delicious, stylized eye candy??

Just in time to rewatch the entire show, finally in LN order after being memed into watching Release for my first time, like the good retard I am.
honestly I dont mind if it even takes a month, the problem is that it's split in two so that's a bother

>but I've consumed Japanese media long enough to catch mistakes
you dont know what you dont know, you probably understand a lot less than you think
thinking that you can understand dialogue, fill in the blanks and actually catch mistakes without having studied the language is wishful thinking

>shaft
You mean aniplex

7
Orokamonogatari
Waza
Nade
Musubi
Shinobu
Yoi
Amari (out april '19)

It's really good dialogue though. I don't even mean "2deep4U" good, I mean legit entertaining even for a pleb like me.

>missing some puns
good thing I don't care about shitty japanese humor

youtube.com/watch?v=XTqkNSi0zq4&feature=youtu.be
This ED is godly.

the last season i watched was with math girl and the spooky girl, what have i missed?

A good season

whats the names of the seasons i missed?

depends, if you saw owari1 at release then you missed koyomi, owari2 and also the 3 kizu movies

>flipped araragi is a cute girl
ahaha what?

I thought this was supposed to be a movie

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It was, and now the movie is being released in BD in 2 parts, and in may it will air on TV.

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> Araragi's legs collection

that's so fucking stupid, why?
is this some kind of joke where the air and release schedule is mirrored too?
I swear to god if they actually air a different tv version of this with differences they usually have

>the movie is being released in BD in 2 parts
Wait, an episode is only 25 minutes, that makes around 40 minutes with 2 "parts" (whatever that means), how is that supposed to be a movie??

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they just released 3 episodes if I'm not mistaken

It's 2 parts with 3 episodes of content each.

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Ah, now it makes sense. The "2 parts" thing was very confusing, user should have better say "6 episodes" from the beginning.
Thanks now I can watch it without asking myself if it's the correct thing to do every second.

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is there a sub ready for episodes 2 and 3?

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Why is casual nudity so fucking hot

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What's everyone's favorite? For me, it's either Platinum Disco, Decent Black, or Orange Mint

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There is nothing hot about little sisters walking naked around the house.

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It was what I saved from that thread at the time.

Why hasn't Commie released it yet?

Dark Cherry Mystery

did crab appear in this? need a screenshot of her in this outfit

She only appears in the second BD.

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>charactor

>when you're low-key the strongest person in this series but you died in a car crash so no-one cares about you.

Tooe is too good for this sinful earth. The fact she can bully dead people into dropping their hard-earned grudges and keep her daughter alive is underrated AF

Terminal Terminal

Happy Bite

Kaerimichi

It's like the other arcs where she has 2 minutes at the end so people don't forget that she exists.

By LN standards the translations are really good. Even the lines people love to meme about are more due to misguided attempts at localization than the translator not understanding the text.

Mathemagics, Yuudachi Houteishiki, Kogarashi Sentiment.

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WHERE THE FUCK DO I WATHC THIS

Mathemagics or Dark Cherry Mystery
Happy Bite's lyrics are top cute too

Dark Cherry
Mein Schatz
Ren'ai

We will see her in Suruga Bonehead

>when your mother and your girlfriend share 50% of their DNA

Tooe really could have picked a better form than Rouka to use.

>arararagi is a manlet
>5'11 vs 6'0"

Man I just want of those two wandering around talking about shit together again, even after Mayoi Hell it just never happens anymore. Those were my favorite parts of the series.

I thought that Zoku captures the spirit quite well, even if they're staying in one place.

Fellow man of culture

Hachikuji's OP's are all certified bangers

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>arc in which characters are what they wish for themselves instead of what they ended up being.

wow this makes a lot of sense and says a lot based on how little we know in that first ep

>snail wants to be a rapist when she grows up
based

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more like wants to be an adult and love Araragi like she was never able to
fuck my heart

You misspelt Araragi on purpose

no it was a typo

It looks intentional to me

Damn. Good thing I learnt Chinese

She and Araragi basically take turns raping each other throughout the series anyway

best subs?

youtube.com/watch?v=VUqBM-Y4r9Q
>there are still brainlets out there who think Nise was just a dumb fanservice season

their mirror selves are not what they wish for though, but what's always been there, their hidden sides
karen's mind wasn't keeping up with her phyiscal growth, so she shrunk to reflect that
tsukihi is straightforward and has no hidden side
kanbaru, while she genuinely likes rararagi, also still holds some hatred for him
the cat is still hanekawa, just a different side
ononoki always had feelings, she just couldn't express them on the surface
with oikura araragi is not sure but he wants to believe that behind her aggressiveness she had a side like that too
hachikuji still had her experience of wandering around as a ghost for 10 years
or something like that I don't remember exactly

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He needs to do it more.

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The end is pretty straightforward that it's each mirror girl embodies the regrets that Araragi feels towards them

Why every girls better than the shitty crabby fucking shit?