Harem Anime

What does Yea Forums think of actual harem anime? And not the shows that hint at headcanon pairings and tsundere bullshit, but shows with girls that are legit in love with the MC.

I know other boards dislike it because it mirrors “hypergamy,” or whatever than means, but it seems like Yea Forums would have animore social life and therefor not mind a fictional anime hero having multiple girls he can bring to orgasm through boob massage...

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it's escapism and therefore cancer

What anime is not escapism? I am waiting.

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As long as the girls are not retarded and fall for the MC out of nowhere... but it seems those two things are a requisite for harem animes

ask me on /wsr/. Stop phoneposting. Lurk more.

Men do not want to work for anything. Especially not women.

may be the defining trope... then again, maybe not

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>Men do not want to work for anything
This is the most underaged thing I read all week.

I'm a fan of actual harem endings and wish they were more common instead of the guy picking only one of the girls.

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>it seems like Yea Forums would have animore social life
What the hell? Go back to wherever you came from.

Check /pol/, /r9k/, etc

Every time I go to anime cons everyone has friends, they travel in groups and have orgies.

>katsucon 2017 FF15 orgy

a kind of 'reverse harem'

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You said men, mot manchildren

I'm not talking about men, I'm talking about the women who are so dumb it's annoying

the idea that you should "earn" women is inherently cucked. if you had to do something to get a girl that implies that you lose her if you stop doing it. do you want to be one of those army guys whose wives leave them because they step on a landmine and come back crippled?

Speaking of harem anyone know how this one ends? I can't find shit online and only see a surge for seeing the ending now.

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btfo by

Who are these women you speak of?

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Fucking Digibro...

>that implies that you lose her if you stop doing it
You having a problem with this implies you want someone to appreciate you despite you not appreciating them enough to want to be the best person you can be. Literally everything in life that is beautiful is gained only through effort and hard work.

there's this one... (Cherry is the best)

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conditional love is never as good as unconditional love. thinking otherwise is a sign of immaturity.

So everyone should love everyone? By what metric does one achieve unconditional love? Are you entitled to someone loving you after doing a 180 and becoming an abusive alcoholic? I'm not saying that no effort should be made by parties to get through hardships, but if your main concern is being less appreciated by someone for becoming a shittier person rather than being concerned by the fact that you're becoming a shittier person, then you're not worth anybody's time.

Would you be okay with pic related being your wife is she gained 300 lbs, developed a goitr on her face and sprouted wolfman hair?

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>So everyone should love everyone?
where did I ever say that? in real life the only person who will ever love you unconditionally is your mother. anime isn't real life so you can pretend that your waifu will love you the same way and wouldn't leave you even if you became a fat neet or were in a coma or something.

I remember the anime and manga had different endings. Anime ends with the MC beating up some merman that had a military force and kidnapped Sun.

>Would you be okay with pic related being your wife
no

Yes
(and yes she is)

>unconditional love
Your wife murders all of your children, parents, siblings, frames you for it, and holds hands with some other guy. You're saying you'd still love her unconditionally, because I know of a lot more conditions that could be deal breakers.

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>What does Yea Forums think of actual harem anime?

I've just kind of gotten tired of it. It's become a cliche to me. It's cooler when it's a harem but it adds some twist but otherwise my thought is i've seen this anime a hundred times before and the only difference is the girls hair color is different.

If you like it that's fine, it's just not personalty entertaining to me.

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>so you can pretend that your waifu will love you the same way and wouldn't leave you even if you became a fat neet or were in a coma or something.
And that's immature egotistism. You're a shitty person and should be ashamed of yourself. You cannot claim to love anything if you cannot pride in cultivating yourself, as someone who claims to love a person would not subject them to something they know is of no virtue. You cannot give something you do not have. You cannot love something if you do not love yourself, and nobody who neglects themselves and lives in decadence can claim to love themselves.

I enjoy when it's actually a harem, and not just a bunch of girls like MC and only one wins or even worse an open ending where its ambiguous.

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Its mary sue tier writing. If it involves sex its basically porn, which your example pic more or less proves.

there are tons of mothers in court rooms who swear their babies dindu nuffin even after they're convicted of multiple homicide. imagine having a weaker relationship with your waifu than some sheboon and her 6th welfare ticket.

So you're fine with being a cuck

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you're the cuck if you accept some slut who will dump you as soon as you can't meet her expectations

Unconditional love doesn't have to work both ways. You're just a cuck because you're fine with your waifu sucking 30 dicks. Everytime she thinks a child is yours she aborts it as well, and makes you raise her children from all the random dicks she takes, and you still love her unconditionally.

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>I am entitled to people loving me regardless of how shitty of a person I am
Being a mother truly is a curse. All that love wasted on such a worthless piece of shit such as yourself who is completely incapable of recirpocating. The poor woman.

>Literally everything in life that is beautiful is gained only through effort and hard work.
Are you a poorfag?

the point is that you didn't have to do anything to earn mommy's tendies other than come out of her vagina. romance where the girl likes the protagonist because god made her that way is better than the 12 year old fantasy of winning a girl by doing something.

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God those faces are fucking bizarre.

Just someone who admires virtue over moral decadence.
>the point is that you didn't have to do anything to earn mommy's tendies other than come out of her vagina
Tell that to the dozens of kids I constantly hear about on the news who are thrown into wells by their mothers
Regardless the point of conversation is about this love being meaningless as you are literally incapable of loving anything back.

Harem anime would be better with more fleshed out male MCs. The core of harem is how the girls interact with him but when he's a blank state, the number of situations you can get is very shallow. It doesn't help that in half of harem series the girls are just archetypes.
Also harem anime is usually main girl plus some more instead of them being on a roughly equal ground and therefore a not real harem. It's not fun.

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I only like it if it's a true harem aka all the girls end up with him in the end. Mushoko Tensei and Sevens are great examples of that

>because some people are retards, it is representative of the entire population

Nobody writing a harem anime would ever put any effort into the writing compelling characters

They are just masturbatory fantasies user, the idea of harem endings itself would be incredibly sad in reality since no woman would willingly enter into a polygamous relationship unless she was forced, is completely brain dead or doesn't give a single shit about you and is gaining something else out of that particular partnership

t.whale

A harem doesnt imply any sort of equality between the girls. Real harems in fact, were tiered.

I haven't played any MMOs in years.

>Thinking monogamy is any different
lmaoing at you.

Usually the husband has the head wife which is usually the first, then the head wife has a pecking order and may have one of the other wives as her beta enforcer.

I never said otherwise

Nah nigga, they usually become bloodbaths sooner or later if history is anything to go by

1>4>3>5>2

One step removed from porn and badly lacking humanizing characterization and relatable empathetic actions. It's like some off-brand popcorn made with chocolate; a snack combo that's utterly trash.

I consider them an excellent rule of thumb for the age of an anime viewer. If there existence bothers you then I seriously question why you have this as a hobby. I don't watch a ton of them but it's hilarious watching people get triggered by them. It's usually 18 year olds who just finished Death Note and Darker than Black and start seeking out more shows. Harem shows are stupid escapist junk food, as is the vast majority of anime.

Semen demons are the best

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enjoy your vacation

Why was there never an official illustration of her like that nude and getting some of it?

I know two guys who have a polygamous relationship with girls in the US. They all agreed to it rather than date a non-chad.

agreed, if you have a harem then have it end with all of them pregnant.

And not after a timeskip, or just soon after one time with sex near the end.

So No Game No Life and the like a bad? Goblin Slayer? Etc.

hmm? in no game no life sora totally wants to bang those chicks but he also thinks it's only proper to wait until shiro is old enough to see lewd because they literally can't be in different rooms.

and goblin slayer has some trauma induced autism.

Konosuba and R:Zeroes too

And I don't think Shiro cared.

she doesn't, sora is just autistic like that.

Sora is for Shiro only.

Basically if an anime has cute girls it is cancer and you are a pervert.

It's true that harem anime would be more enjoyable with a variety of MC personalities, that's why every now and then one gets popular, because it just has a guy with a fucking personality. Not running away from boobs and saying sumimasen. WHICH are not bad things and are definitely part of anime and some times they become funny again, but you need SOMETHING for the MC. If he's a blank fucking slate and the girls like him because he's 'kind', man, it's forgettable. I still always watch a dumb harem when it's fun, but if the MC gives me nothing, I'm usually out by episode 6.

I guess I replied to myself my bad

Patrician choice.
It's male hypergamy which is actually functional because it's a real thing that happened for high status males.
Good to see series not have to choose a best girl by making everyone win and likewise nice to see strong leads willing to live the dream.

Lime was my first anime crush.
The art style aged like hot cheese.

I'll always have a soft spot for harem because Tenchi was the first anime characters I jacked off to as a kid.

Just like most anime? and entertainment in general?

I like monogatari and that's a harem show, so they can't be all bad in my eyes

Based

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that would be pedo user

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Re:Zero is not a harem series.

Only a monogamist would hate them.

Madoka is not escapism

The ones where everything is dreadful.

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it's a niche genre to appeal to otaku fags and closet otaku fags. also I'd argue it's one of the lowest forms of animated entertainment. it's male fantasy with low substance. tenchi shit, for example. basically a low brow drama for teen boys.

no all escapism is cancer. moomin, for example.

any tragedy ever.

that's not how you spell lazy losers, user.

I watch them if I want to have a wank.

>in the US

I did mention the possibility of them being brain dead right?

is actually functional

I guess you missed the part where societies that allowed hypergamy in the past always fell apart

>using the two most loser boards on Yea Forums as representative of the whole male population

that's not a very fair argument considering the vast majority of societies have fallen apart at some point

Indeed, women are lazy losers.

It sounds like you're stuck with the idea of romanticism, user. That is dangerous thinking. Unconditional love only exists in fiction, and it becomes creepy irl.

You have no idea what "escapism" actually means.

Still waiting for season 2

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There is a spinof.

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>equating Yea Forums to the type of schmucks that go to cons
Please leave, kill yourself, or both.

what the fuck, tell me about it immediately

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It is secret best genre , that is all.

Hit or miss. The more enjoyable harems have the plot take the backseat which is why I enjoyed Monster Musume and HotD. Can't get into the other mainstream ones like Fate, Re:zero and Franxx because they take themselves too seriously.

Speak for yourself fag, I enjoy getting rewarded after hard labor.
It's called masochism.

user pls
don't crush hopes of poor harem fags

Re:Zero isn't a harem series.

you think this is a joke

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It has a part of a train.
It has single guy and multiple girls, which is a harem.

I don't want Uno Makoto to work on anything that doesn't involve him drawing girls with big fat cocks.

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I would fuck her if she had a vagina, maybe even give her a reach around, but I would never let her fuck me.

that's a really puffy vagina

would you touch it