Be honest Yea Forums, if you lived in BnHA universe you would be this guy

>courage
Stupidity, entitlement, and desperation do the trick too you know.

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It would depend entirely on the quirk. You can be a fucking lazy useless moron with a god-tier quirk and coast through life. Mineta doesn't try harder because he knows it's pointless.

>nobody here would have his balls

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>a woman fails to get the joke
Unsurprising, honestly.

I'm just ESL.
Sorry I didn't notice on first read user. That was a most epik pun. You must be so proud.

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i'm also ESL, you are just a retard

Oh yeah a girl from any other class would date the creepy short perverted freak of a guy who has a reputation around school. Yeah that makes sense.

I'd be dead in my own house from dehydration after logging onto the MHAverse Pornhub

How did they got away with this?

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Realistically, probably not.
>goes to one of the most prestigious unis
>is a loudmouth (I'm too socially anxious to act like him)
>has a quirk (I would likely be quirkless)

Being quirkless is fairly uncommon, you just might not get an interesting one

No, I would pray I get the invisible girls quirk and then just disappear for the rest of time.

sheesh, I feel sorry for your gf. you're that desperate and you can't even be grateful for what you have?
she might not want to take that shit from you forever, dude.

nope. this, this would be me, is me.

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I'd actually use grape's stupidly OP quirk to do more than just fail to peep at anyone.

>3'8
it'd be pretty unlikely

>Class A with an actual character arc
>Never jobbed once
>"Keikaku boobie!!"
>Hori's self insert
He based

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Holy shit he's gonna end up with the ayylien, isn't he?

I'm pretty sure I'd be Stain.

Just a reminder that All Might couldn't even break free from Mineta's sticky ball quirk or whatever. He could easily rape and do whatever he wanted to the girls.

>getting into the top ranking hero academy in the country

I doubt that

You're going to tell All Might he can't do something?

alpha enough to get into one of the most prestigious hero schools in that universe? I doubt it.

Naw, I'd probably have some useless quirk and be an accountant.

easy, just win the genetic lottery.
you already beat out 3 billion other subhumans just by being here. Congratulations, you've won.

She spends the next chapter hooking him up to some Clockwork Orange contraption so probably not

Yeah, grape juice reminds me of myself, which is why I hate him.

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Grape is pathetic but he is way too forward to be me. I'm the quiet dude in the background who everyone doesn't even know exists.

thats a shitty way to treat another human bean, let alone your gf

You are even more creepier than grape because people can't predict what you will do next. The quiet ones are always the most dangerous.

Well, yeah. Though even more likely is just overweight quirkless plebs.

I doubt most people on Yea Forums are as smart as grape kun

Now that I think about, Mineta has never lost a legit fight, even in the little obstacle course thing had his plan to stick onto Todoroki not been cucked by fate he would've done much better

He arguably had one of the better plans in the cavalry battle too

Naw, I'd probably be a teacher or something in the US

I don't think you have the choice to be what you want to be. I think what the OP meant is that you're shy, horny manlet with 0 social skills or the ability to get girls, just like grape-kun.

He's in a prestigious school for heroes in the highest ranked class
I wouldn't be that successful

Fuck no. I'd use my quirk to make my job the easiest fucking thing in the world and coast through life to the best of my abilities. No way I'd be deluded enough to try and become a professional hero

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This, I'm not hero material

But I am really tall

But his quirk is already rapey as fuck

Be honest Yea Forums, if you lived in BnHA universe you wouldn't even make it onto the show.

You are not allowed to use your quirk without a hero license.

at first i was gonna argue with OP but u are pretty much as sad as mineta

I mean I could try to die and attract the attention of some characters in some way. That'd earn me maybe a second of screen time

I actually doubt it, even if he's a horny retard he's actually pretty straightforward and has mastered the art of not giving a shit. I'm guessing that most of this board are the introvert and quiet type instead of actively looking for confrontantion.
Grape isn't just a pervert, but he's also always taking the piss on other students.

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shy? mineta is a horny manlet with 0 social skills or the ability to get girls but he's certainly not shy about it

Unless it's my job. Or if nobody finds out

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youd probably just get rescued by some lame shit tier hero that cant even make it onto the show like Bicycle Pump Man or Abnormally Large Feet Chan

Well at least he’s super elite entering UA

>you're shy, horny manlet with 0 social skills or the ability to get girls, just like grape-kun
Mineta is the opposite of shy

i initially read this as you wanting grape to rape all might

if half the people on this board acted like mineta does the board would go dead because youd all be in prison

Let's see if OP is right. It's time to see which quirk you'll be blessed with user:
powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Heart_Rip
Basically a villain power, no chance into getting in UA since robots have no heart

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Divine_Poison_Manipulation

so id be like ashido as a nun

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Divine_Sight
>Divine Sight
>Be able to see celestial beings and through the eye of gods and heavenly beings
>alternate names
>All Sight
>Almighty Sight
What a worthless yet amazing sounding power

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>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Troll_Physiology
>2swole2control
>regeneration
>hueg
The best part: Toga could bleed me all she wants and I would be fine. Hell fucking yes.

You could be heart surgeon, user.
does this holy shit even work in the setting?

But then I can use that to have hero related shitposting material, turning myself into a one chapter villain known as The Shitpost, and I'll use it to worm my way into one minute of screentime.
If I get powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Peak_Human_Intelligence from too I'll combine it to mega shitpost and also become the little girl, thus making it impossible to kill me unless they want bad ratings or controversy. I'll become the ultimate user.

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Attack_Ignoring

Overpowered hero quirk

im like the god of acid or some shit
i think i would skip becoming a hero altogether and just start a cult

yeah but I will also have somehow fucked at least one of the hot chicks

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Resurrection_Replication
What the fuck

I'd actually be born without powers but workout enough to become a hero anyway.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Parasitic_Energy_Manipulation

So I'm going to be a leech? Doesn't seem so different to my current preoccupation.

What's with all these born villains on this board. Fuck, you'd make a better Yakuza than whatshisface's gang ever was

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no...I'd be so pervy he'd look like a gentleman

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/True_Form

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this is a vill/a/in board

this is u after u power up

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holy shit you're right. it just keeps getting crazier

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Omni-Empowerment
Probably unkillable.

How the fuck is making fuckers comfortable a fucking power? The fuck?

Ultimate furniture salesman

The fact that Kirito is listed as an user of it and that I can't tell if that's a joke or not is amazing.

>Ultimate furniture salesman
Lame as fuck, much like myself. Fitting honestly.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Remote_Teleportation

Welp, I run the world now. Unless Eraserhead is around, then I'm fucked.

Mineta is BRAD

I could be a lot worse off. powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Outbreak_Survivalist

Yeah your power could be to make people comfy.

You could always be a prostitute or a massagist as well
Transporter of goods / Smuggler / Construction worker
That's not even a fucking super power, it's an outcome. What the fuck is this shit

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Disrupts focus and concentration, making people move, etc.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Key_Manipulation
Huh...

Fucked irreparably fucked.

My bad, I thought it was "Uncomfortable"

Lame.

A hairy prostitute.
powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Kejourou_Physiology

>prostitute
Sadly this could be my future for real.

I would be the saiko no hero instantly.
powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Lust_Empowerment

Get fucked, OP. In a world of heroes, I'd be pic related.

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What'd be your hourly rate, user?

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>hairy prostitute is a super power

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Somewhere between I'm fucked and I'm literally going to be fucked user.

>not allowed to use your quirk without a hero license
You know, this shit right here is why the villains should win.

Then again, I bet 'right to bear quirks' is the second amendment in BNHA, and the US is the hero capital of the world precisely because they have to deal with superpowered rednecks on a daily basis. Imagine the current gun control farce, except the pro-gun faction is convinced that it's perfectly a-ok to shit lasers or turn into plutonium in public.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Rainbow_Magic
Goddammit.

user, paid escorts have a higher demand than prostitutes, unless you dont mind being buttfucked by dudes
>Captain Faggot

MHA America sounds epic.

i would be quirkless and not want to live.
or worse, i'd be a dirty fucking mutant.

>american bnha
>right to bear quirks
why the fuck are we focusing on japan again

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You have no clue how far the pit goes down.

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>why the fuck are we focusing on japan again
Because the writer is retarded as fuck.

I'd definitely be a villain, I would want to be based twice without the mental illness.

>implying that anybody here would enter in UA

Sure as hell not with the power to comfort people.

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Chaos_Physiology
i wanted to be a hero

There is literally no reason for me to become a professional hero. Shit's dangerous, retarded, doesn't pay well and it would be protecting a fundamentally broken society. Fuck that.
another vill/a/in I see

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I would be whoever gets to fuck the most female heroes

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This is the most broken power I've ever seen

Imagine how tucked their Africa is. Life there would be an arms race of who's got the best Quirk to become a warlord.

Thinking about this being real gets me hard tbqh
powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Devil_Mode

one more for the vill/a/in club, I see

I want to watch that instead.

Alright Yea Forums, these 7 anons become a villain team and do villain shit. How far do they get?

To recap, the team consists of:

>Ability to literally tear hearts out of people
>Very high level poison manipulation
>A literal troll
>Peak human intellect
>Can resurrect self and multiply from doing so
>Life/Energy absorption
>Able to power up into their true form

Make that 8.

And so the villains rule the world.

How far? They fucking win. I sincerely have no clue how can you even bullshit your way into stopping them

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are you kidding me?
the person with devil powers is totally going to be the good guy. like an over the top hero that acts CUHRAZY.
i guess it's up to user though

He can style all he wants when he's in hell from having his heart ripped out after eating poisoned pizza specifically tailored to kill demons

Too bad quirks are relatively late to appear because My Civil War Academia would be the best fucking thing.

Hell, give us any kind of alternate history with superpowers in place.

Devil Mode is so broken nothing in the BNHA universe could stop it, it can change reality itself, gives you unmatched combat skills, unmatched physical and mental conditioning and you can learn any ability you want while making them better.

I can make your power disappear m8

But im 6ft bros

the fuck you on about

I mean, I've got Omni-Empowerment. Give me a team of 7 other suitable heroes and we could duke it out pretty well.

Nah I'm a more bottled up pervert.
And I'm not motivated enough to get into UA
Also I'm not a teenager

Devil Mode can change reality

There's nothing like that on the wiki. On top of it all, you become insane, user.

Look at the applications

Sure, now look at the limitations.
It's over user, you lost the moment you went up against the vill/a/ins. Even with your power of reality warping, you'll be so out of your fucking mind that you either won't do anything constructive or you'll just nuke the entire earth by yourself.

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>Nah I'm a more bottled up pervert.
That's how you get rapists 4channel.

If this thread taught me something is that Shigaraki should have looked for people on Yea Forums instead of trying to kidnap teenagers

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It doesn't even say you're guaranteed to go insane you brainlet

Just like it doesn't say it's guaranteed you'll have every application at your disposable, faggot

i dont think so, i sexually harass my friend to the point she dosent react THAT much when i poke her boobs

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Uniqueness
It's fine now. Why? Because I am here!

-Insert me too joke here-

T. Never played DMC

>user believes he's literally dante because he can transform into belfegor

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I mean assuming having amazing intellect allows me to find a way to become the little girl I think I'd be able to secure victory since nobody would be willing to beat me

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If I lived in the BnHA universe I'd buy a sniper riffle. Because that's more lethal than pretty much all the quirks anyway.

Maybe I'd kill AfO and heat his heart to get his powers as well.

Yes

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Plant_Pillar_Projection

Move over Vlad King, there's a new impaler in town. Roll for anal circumference.

Special move: I get to choose what plant shoots up your ass, and it goes all the way from regular nettles to gympie gympie.

>Poison that can negate ability and or instantly kill outright

Devilanon can lose his powers and then get beat up by the vill/a/ins' literal troll member.

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>peak human intellect + holy poison
devil user died before the fight when those were, in fact, not olives in his pizza

That power doesn't exist in my reality kiddo

You ate the pizza before you could transform, user. Sorry, you died before the race even started

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Absolute_Stamina

can rail out Jiro and Momo for hours

No

Yes

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Vacuum_Immunity

Do i just sit in fucking space as a satellite? wtf

there is no character like, I would strive to the best no love interest, I would work hard to be the number 1 villain

I'm jelly user, you're a born astronaut who can just chill in space in your boxers
You can be the first man to jizz directly into the sun

holy fuck i can be the ultimate neet.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Pleasure_Manipulation

Quirk porn industry here i cum

>make everyone cum constantly
World peace achieved

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Laser_Generation
wtf im gay now

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Chaos_Energy_Generation
Ow the edge

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Power_Embodiment

This is the story of how I become the world's greatest villain

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Sexual_Orientation_Manipulation
you're all gay now

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Psammokinetic_Constructs
I like it

I got the fucking frog. powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Amphibian_Physiology

Here's your quirk bro

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I feel like I'd just be me but probably with some random quirk that isn't great for being a hero

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Malevorous
>The ability to feed on the darkness of people's hearts and become better physically

Maximum edge for me. No way I can ever cut it as a hero.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Rural_Manipulation
Not all heroes wear capes. I'll be a god of farmers and be arguably more helpful to society than most heroes by simply providing us with our basic needs.

Actually, the more evil the villain the stronger you become.

Which user that posted a power is the most likely to get raped?

>User can create, shape and manipulate all forms of records of information
I mean I guess I could help heroes out pretty well in a lot of different situations but I definitely wouldn't fight on the frontlines
Though this could be extremely useful for myself

rural guy definitely. its what you get for hanging out with rednecks

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Meta_Crafting

Guys, can I become a hero with this?

It's a better version of Awase's weld

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Primordial_Element_Manipulation

I am a god. Hurry up with my damn croisaint.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Light-Darkness_Infusion

Great everyone else gets awesome powers and I get to be a fucking flashlight.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Smoke_Ball_Projection
Its weirdly specific but I like it

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Defense_Reduction

Need a support ?

I love dirty jokes desu

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Cosmic_Entity_Physiology
Let's fuck some shit up

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Obsolescence

Now everything can be as useless as I am.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Zero_Motion_Resistance
Well, I’m OP as fuck

7 different quirk? Oh, I got just the powers for it...

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>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Screw_Proficiency

FUCK

>Death Empowerment
Fuck... I wanted to be a hero not a jobber villi/a/n.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Solid_Surface_Combat
>Solid Surface Combat
NOICE

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Immaterial_Manipulation
broken, but with this maybe vill/a/ins could be defeated

i win you fucks im AFO
powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Talent_Theft

I always wanted something like this.
powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Higher-Dimensional_Abomination_Physiology

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That's sad. Learn to appreciate your gf or your relationship isn't gonna last.

If I had a quirk on the stronger side, definitely would start killing a lot of people and run away.

He's literally Grape Rape

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Consumptive_Cloning
I'm a fat fuck so I'm ok with this

he's unironically a chad

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>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Electrical_Exoskeleton
All I need to do is dye my hair yellow, spike it up and live the saiyan meme.

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Brain_Drain
I could see this coming in handy.

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Electric_Bomb_Generation

I mean, that's pretty cool. I can't complain.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Death_Field_Projection

nothin personnel kid

>Like Mineta
>Occasionally dislike some of his scenes or ways he's used in a chapter
>Unable to voice any of such opinions without an army of subhumans emerging from the sewers screeching "U MAD!? LMAO SEETHING ANTI-MINETA KEK, CAN'T HANDLE BASED-NETA!!"

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Especially in rape doujins

#metoo

He'd be kicked out.

>becoming a real manlet midget (true manlet)
I'd rather follow this guy

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Alternative_Universe_Communication

A boy falls in love with a girl.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

FINDS

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Already a thing.

youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
knowyourmeme.com/memes/keit-ai-finds-a-way/
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebOriginal/KeitAi
webtoons.com/en/challenge/keit-ai/list?title_no=36825
fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/Keit-AI-Tomoyuki-x-Seiko-Keit愛-奉文-x-聖子

Literally Keit-ai.

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Which one are you?

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By the law of statistics, Keit-ai was bound to find a way.

Shaggy Dramatically Reads Keit-Ai.

youtu.be/XHfyLv6t5to

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Nothingness_Bow_Construction
>make Bows and arrows out of nothing
Neat. I wonder if I can alter this shit into making a fuck ton of javelins. Maybe with enough practice, I can do some Gilgamash Gate of Babylon bullshit.

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>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Fork_Mimicry

Shit, I'm one of the Mystery Men!

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If I were to pic a superpower honestly I would branch out to more unconventional quirks like the shit you see in that Worm book. Being able to mass-mind control anything with a small enough brain would be pretty overpowered. Or the ability to just continuously grow more powerful over time.

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>implying anyone can be as based as grape
Yea Forums would probably be that tail guy but somehow have even less presence

Was it sexual harassment?

What are the chances?

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Supreme_Voice
Man, nothing's more boring than omnipotence. Give me something else.