So is Araragi a pedophile? I noticed lolis and regular aged girls alike all want his dick...

So is Araragi a pedophile? I noticed lolis and regular aged girls alike all want his dick, but I noticed he prefers lolis. I think the lolis are just as much to blame honestly.

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he just have good taste

Is he really Mario?

He’s Italian

this

I don't know much about Italian greeting customs, but I'm pretty sure you like kiss one side of each cheek really quickly. You don't tongue kiss full on make-out for like 7 seconds as a greeting in Italy. Even more so to do it with a little girl.

Nah bro they’re all old monster girls so it’s all good man.

i'm 0.1% italian and i'd kiss shinobu passionately for 7 seconds if i wanted to greet her so you're wrong

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Kek

Impossible. How could anyone get off to removing Shinobu's clothes

Italian here. Can confirm this is proper form

Doesn't he have a girlfriend?

Trips confirm.

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>tfw Shinobu will never ask you if you're Italian

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> So is Araragi a pedophile
Inaccurate, he's *also* a pedophile.

He's not a pedo, he's a feminist. He'll put his cock in all girls equally.

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>He'll put his cock in all girls equally.

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>is Araragi a pedophile.

Yes. Every time he meets a grown woman, he feels intimidated. His bitching out is why Godzilla wouldn't join the Araragi Harem.

Except cats.

I don't think any SHAFT animator has actually gone outside to look at real movement.

Maybe you'll find someone else to ask that.

Good job proving that faggot wrong, user

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Only watched the first three movies and season 1 but I thought he was only in love with that other girl? Did they retcon it?

>Is araragi a pedo for fucking a 20 year old snail and a several hundred year old vampire who is not even human?
Ah.....

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He's a man of justice.

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>no officer she's not a little girl she's actually 500 years old!
>why are you tightening the handcuffs?

I seriously hope you don't mean rotoscoping.

Am I the only one that likes adult Shinobu more. Something about a smug adult vampire just does more than a loli with a bandaid pussy patch.

>necrophilia is against the law
Got me there...

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>Something about a smug adult vampire just does more than a loli with a bandaid pussy patch
Sorry to break it to you but I think you might be a total homo.

Reminds me of this

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>Sorry to break it to you but I think you might be a total homo.
It doesn't make sense to me either, though I'll admit I was into shinobu most in baka before I knew she was just the loli form.
Shinobu is just perfect both forms really, but this time I prefer the large meal over the happy meal.

What would happen if you take the bandaid off?

I just like size difference, desu.

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He doesn't see the lolis as actual potential partners so it doesn't threaten him to pretend to go after them. With girls his age something could easily happen, but he never does and never will do any of those things because he is obsessed with the bat and his soul literally does not have room for others until the situation resolves.

I used to have a gf that was blonde and less than 5 foot tall. Good times,

Araragi literally doesn't care if she's adult or loli he's in love with the bat, that's why he does it. It's because of who she is not what she is.

>Italians can kiss lolis.
Now I'm envious.

It would be extremely painful.

He only does it for the meme value.

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She is a older loli

>DAE le FBI?
Lurk more.

Smug adult Shinobu is just as good as smug loli Shinobu.

Based raviolis

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He just happens to be around lolis that are vastly superior to the mortal girls he knows.

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In the show loli is a body type. If anything he is a lolicon. He's also a siscon. Now, I'm just wondering why you aren't worried that he could be a necrophiliac.

Monogatari Third Season: A Cat is (Not) Fine Too

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Found this on reddit and somehow this triggered some crabfags, I thought they all liked Kaiki there?

Pic is not mine.

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You're being too obvious with your false-flag.

what do you mean?

side ponytail shinobu needs more art and screentime