Doukyonin Wa Hiza Hokidoki Atama No Ue ep 8

Help! My cat keeps making this face when I touch her. What should I do?

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Favorite week of the time.

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Give her to someone else who is not a pervert.

Subaru thinks Haru is his cat, and Haru thinks that Subaru is her human. They are both right.

>wants to prepare you dinner
>protects you from harm
>You always comes first on her priority list
>kisses you before sleep

What do I need to do to get a wife like this?

Goddamn, this music is so relaxing.

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>this goddamn fucking kid just won't shut up about his fucking books damnit why did I agree to have kids I'm just trying to sleep here I can't even fuck my hot wife anymore because my autistic son refuses to even go into his own bed godfuckingdamnit

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>having parents that actively care about your passions and encourage you
Must have been nice, even if he was autistic about it.
Fuck the captcha

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Gaaaaaaaay

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Don't be dumb. Hold on to that shit. If Subaru gets big enough, you could sell it online for a fortune.

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Haru is smart.

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UMARU DIVE

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>autistic kid likes to write idiotic mistery stuff
>mom reads and says its ok
>she submits it to a contest
>it actually wins first prize showing it really had quality

I think this is the most unrealistic shit this anime ever proposed

My cat actually did that once. Had to store the ration one store up after that.

At this point I started thinking things had become a little ridiculous and unrealistic, but then I read that it's anime original, so I guess I'll let it slide.

Strays and former strays usually are.

Reminds me of this.

youtube.com/watch?v=393jPL8fkxc

This kids autism is next level

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I want to fuck the dead okaa-san

I didn't know this at all. interesting

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>wake up
>see this
What do?

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Man that tail looks gross

kot

scratch her neck and give head pats

Pet dat pussy

[x] Genuflect

Next week is book signing event and a certain pet shop wolf girl found out her favorite novel writer is Subaru and got her pussy wet

Her brother seemed more invested in his writing than she did.

The brother will just be like "I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister."

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>your cat figures out how to open cabinets
>reach in to get a dish and find a cat sitting in there

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>buy seaweed so you can make sushi
>put in a high kitchen cabinet
>come to kitchen later
>cabinet door open, seaweed package on the floor with a big hole torn in it, seaweed pieces everywhere
I never would've guessed cats are into that.

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The cutest.

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I didn't know it either. I rarely use green onions, but the more you know.

>Best girl of the season is actually a cat

How can female humans even compete?

Dor me it's a tie between her and Dororo

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Dororo talks too much

Her travel buddy still doesn't talk at all, she has to do all the work.

Only pedophiles think Dororo is best girl

This is retard. You wouldn't say that if you didn't have a dirty mind.

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Dumbasses.

You're suppose to stick it up his ass

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cry cause I love cats so much

Yeah, nobody has ever won a contest for new writers.
Clearly.

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agreed. but also that's all I'm watching so far this season.

>a cat is fine too
Back the fuck up, Onii-chan

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I hope Haru magically becomes a cat girl one night and decides to make MC a father.

Perhaps the gayest thing said on the whole of Yea Forums today

This kind of shit is almost expected of newbie writers. They have a lot of these newcomer competitions and they're essentially all for the purposes of selecting new people to serialize. Or at least it's super common in anime.

Literally me every morning

The cat isn't typing fast enough

Imagine if Chii wasn't a lost kitten that got separated from his mom but instead he and his siblings were all abandoned and after getting separated from the main group one by one it was only Chii and one other left and then they got pecked to death by crows. Then Chii gets adopted by a depressed guy with crippling social anxiety instead of a young family. And instead of the adventures of a kitten growing up it was a cat and human learning to trust people.

That's this series.

haru is a good girl and the best cat
watching this weekly just reminds me of how much a bitch mine is

My cat was also a bitch

Died like a bitch too

Was it cause y'all were cunts?

my mother took in a feral kitten and did a shit job socializing it and when i moved in well , she was a bitch and still is
i can stroke her for approx 20 seconds before she attempts to claw at me
other than that she just spends all day asleep

My boy is a prince. Going to be really sad when he dies. He's already 18

My two girls are great, I'm sorry you don't know what its like to have a nice cat. One of them is a tuxedo cat and hangs around while I watch the new episode.

well the record for the oldest cat is 30 so i believe , so you know he might end up surprising you

my friends have nice cats so i know whats it like , its just not a daily thing for me
that does sound very adorable

>At this point I started thinking things had become a little ridiculous and unrealistic
youtube.com/watch?v=-jf6k2dN02Q

youtube.com/watch?v=LklmTW51wgM

Let's settle this once and for all
strawpoll.me/17517186

I thought Kawase was sneaking into his room to stick it in his ass too.

>you will never have a wife as caring as this cat

gato

What if Asuka was a cat?

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The preview kind of reminded me of Barakamon.

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Barakamon was great, guess I should pick up this show too.

Best girl

When will the cat transform into a cute girlfriend?

transform?

Transform her tight kitty butthole to fit a big human cock.

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Loving tight kitty butthole is not a crime.

Haru is not for your sick, depraved fetishes faggot.

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>Expectation/Reality

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Haru is literally asking for it. Being all sexy and all that.

meh that felt like a filler episode

Because it is a filler episode

Why does Haru always look angry?

That’s just her sultry bedroom eyes

Some cats just naturally look pissed off all the time. I had a cat like that. She was super sweet but had resting bitch face.

What's wrong with nips? Or is it their houses? Why is that if you sleep on the floor while being fully dressed - you get a cold?

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I think this guy is a special case but Japanese use futon, which are closer to the ground.

They're fucking retarded like koreans with their fan death.

>fan death

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Many koreans think that leaving a fan on with the windows closed will kill you, so you should make sure to turn off fans when sleeping. They apparently blow away the oxygen and cause you to asphyxiate.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fan_death

>tfw watching it while lying in bed with 3 pussies purring around me
Who comfy here?

Cats are fucking stupid.

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Imagine being some of the best educated people in the world and believing this.

I'm in bed with my two good boys right now but I already watched the ep.
That was probably the best scene of the whole episode. Cats are exactly like that.

why do you think feminism is popular there

It's easy to slip indoctrination into education. Also Koreans in general are nuts, so it's no wonder they gravitate towards cults like Megalia.

Angry cat is angry.

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I can't tell if people are just joking about fucking the cat in this thread.

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Subaru is such a strong, independent man.

He's a real autist but I envy him for being independent and having the job of his dream at such young age.

Haru is a very sexy cat.

That's like envying him for his parents being dead since that's the reason he lives alone.

Subaru is very lucky to have such a sexy wife.

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Haru is literally the best girl this season.

Well writers usually live irregular and even unhealthy lives, the mangaka probably has some experience on that too.

It's not the same thing. Even if my parents died I wouldn't be able to accomplish that much. I'm older than him and I barely know what I want from life.

Every Wednesday when I watch Haru, I have to go hug my cat. So many mannerisms are accurate for an affectionate cat.

I really hope there's not a sad ending to Haru

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Just stop at 2

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She dies before MC does

A cat is fine too.

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Best mom of the season.

I can't imagine how can I handle it as well as Subaru when mine passes on some days. T_T

Just get a cat.

Pet caring in general is a pain in the ass in real life though.

Is there a way to watch cats do stupid shit without getting one?

>pet caring
For a cat?
Nigga you chip & vaccinate it as a kitten then it's smooth sailing with yearly checkups. That's it.
Just feed it, it can manage with standalone toys you throw around the house, but it's best if you play with it sometimes.
Cats are low-maintenance pets.

you really can't think of one?

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Internet is for cats and porn, there's videos of cats doing stupid things for an eternity.

there's much less crossover between the two.