>Tfw your dad is an annoying autistic sperg
Tfw your dad is an annoying autistic sperg
Daniel Martinez
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Lincoln Wright
Naruto is a gateway anime of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and DARKNESS. The normal user can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.
However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look cool, the jutsus, peculiar, colorful clothes, the whole ninja faggotry and everything about the Naruto world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on revenge, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up.
Naruto is basically THE series to attract the most hated anime fanbase known to Yea Forums, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every user to troll the fuck out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Naruto threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.
Asher James
that's a keeper
David Murphy
I never watched Shippuden extensively, did it ever play up Sasuke's social retardation for comedy like in pt.1 fillers and Boruto ep 95?
Dominic Carter
Brayden Price
This copypasta is a gateway pasta of the worst kind. It's a bad verse, a clusterfuck of autism and hate that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive buzzwords and fallacies. The normal user can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the pasta itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.
However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The ease of reposting to try their hardest to look cool, the sense of righteousness, the whole hate circlejerk and everything about this pasta fuels their elitist fantasies, while the pity-party replies, emphasis on "Big 3", and overall preachiness of the pasta make it fit just right with the snobby drives of your average unmarried angry 30 year old and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up.
This pasta is basically THE pasta that's posted by the most hated culture known to Yea Forums, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every user to tell the poster to fuck off and everyone who likes it, and ensure that this pasta is never ever encouraged.
Oliver Jenkins
Based
Kevin Sanchez
and her ass shows it
Cameron Cruz
>underaged girl dressed like a stripper will never berate you before killing you
That's the way to go out.
Anthony Allen
Holy molly matrimony
Jace Morales
He still loves you in his own unique way, peanut.
Connor Garcia
She looks like a midget hooker.
Jaxon Hughes
I want marry Kakashi!
Brayden Brooks
I'm actually surprised Sarada turned out the way she did considering who her mother and father are. There's still time, though, and Sarada needs to activate her Mangekyou Sharingan.
Isaiah Robinson
Gavin Lewis
I meant no Sasuke was all edge all the time.
Nolan White
Him getting absolutely destroyed by Killer B was pretty funny.
Julian Foster
Naruto is shit, get over it.
Evan Martinez
This episode made me worry about Kakashi's mental state; and even more so for Sasuke's. Makeout tactics on your own daughter?
Jose Davis
My guess was that Kakashi just felt like fucking with Sauce and Sauce being the social retard that he is actually falling for the dumb advice Kakashi gave him.
Jason Cook
The people that think this always end up liking trash like MHA or Goblin Slayer
Adrian Williams
truly the Coolest Dad
Caleb Wilson
I didn't think that much autism was possible.
Thomas Allen
>Mangekyou Sharingan.
She still only got one tomoe though, hell she dont even got any siblings so she will eventually go blind unless she get an Obito deal and can keep spamming that shit for decades
Jose Myers
Sarada not activating it at least once would be very disappointing for her character because she has so much potential. You're also forgetting that she can get healing hacks from her mom.
Christian Sullivan
They will plot device in something like a new form that doesn't damage the eyes. And surely we'll have a time skip before she gets anywhere near strong enough for the more hectic eye jutsu
Luke Lewis
I see your glasses are red that must mean you like red things. I also like red things.
Gabriel Lee
>maybe we should red things together sometime.
>maybe a little oil
Oliver Baker
>Sasuke likes tomatoes according to the data books so he assumed his daughter liked them too.
Kinda funny how his autism works.
Jaxon Myers
Especially your mother's blood
Thomas Ortiz
>Get over Naruto being shit
I have, it seems like you haven't though.
David Morales
God damn I hate her so much. If you would've told me the ungodly spawn of sauce and pink shit could be this bad I wouldn't believe you. Madara died for this
Matthew Wood
>The Byakugo counteracts the Mangekyo's blindness
Oh shit
Jordan Ross
Sasuke needs to take her eyes and start this clan over again properly. The pink shit experiment has gone way too far. Himawari is the ideal candidate.
Elijah Perez
It was fun watching Sauce's autistic Uchiha bluntness thrown back in his face.
Leo Myers
Oh shiiiiiii
Jordan Walker
>Obito deal and can keep spamming that shit for decades
What was up with that anyway? Obito had the hax eyes longer than anyone else and his entire fighting style was based on it
Nolan Nelson
Cooper Rodriguez
Hashirama cells son
Parker Brooks
>Uchihas have glorious eyes
>Sakura was the best medical ninja in the world, so couldn't have had bad eyesight
>Sakura is a beta
>Karin dresses like a slut, is a slut
>Karin wears glasses, bad eyesight
I can't believe they literally cucked Sakura, then realized this is a shounen and had to backtrack
Robert Thompson
more liek Cuckura, am I right?
Dominic Clark
Shouldnt Sakura with her OP healing powers be able to fix Salads eyes too?
Charles Gomez
Wait, so the consensus is Sakura is raising Karin's daughter? So who becomes the villain in this tale?
Julian Gonzalez
But where did it ever say that Sarada's eyesight was bad? I thought she wore the glasses because she was gifted them and likes wearing them.
Jack Martinez
So she a two bit ho?
Aiden Myers
tfw your series is such garbage that even OG Naruto fans look down on you
Wyatt Thompson
OG Naruto fan, fuck Sarada
Michael Price
We are all waiting for the time skip.
Austin Wood
No, she needs glasses. She was shown to have blurry vision without them in the gaiden ep. While the logical conclusion would be to think Kishimoto would have cucked sakura whick is why sarada resemble him in karin more than sakura then backtracked you have to remember that kishimoto is a hack, not kubo tier hack, but a pretty big one. so I think his actual thought process was
>I want sasuke to end up with sakura but I don't want that whole karin thing to be completely pointless sasuke wank (which it was) or worse, have karin move on from sasuke.
>so why don't I have Sasuke and sakura be the biological parents cause team 7, but make her strongly resemble karin that way I can keep karin as a sasuke wank character who'll act like a second mom to his daughter
>god I'm so smart
William Mitchell
In my headcanon Karin donated eggs for sakura for some reasons and they are both her mothers: sakura by birth and karin by eggs. Explains how Sarada looks like Karin, but Sakura can honestly say that she gave birth to her. And Sasuke never fucked Sakura or Karin, eggs were fertilised externaly by his donated sperm. No vilians, just all three trying their best to revive uchiha clan. Sage knows world need another Madara or Obito just to shake things up.
Ryder Long
>She was shown to have blurry vision without them in the gaiden ep.
That was due to her sharingan triggering, not actual bad eyesight.
Cooper Brown
Literally the only way to save Sarada is for her to become the next Madara. Even then she would have to be going around and absolutely curbstomping everyone for me to actually buy it, not getting the rinnegan then struggling against the likes of delta
Asher Young
Madara hated his backstabing senju's cocks sucking clan, he even almost ended his bloodline by killing Sasuke. He probably gloating in pure world that last hope of uchiha is half breed girl with bad eyesight dressed like child hooker and autistic batman.
Evan Brooks
Uchiha genes at it again.
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Isaac Turner
*hits pipe*
Benjamin Hill
Too bad she probably really becomes hokage, poor second will be turning in his grave.
Xavier Sanchez
Not bad, I'm not up to date, but what is Karin like with Salad? Does it feel like somethings afoot?
Liam Morris
Not really, I don't think he got to have a single intentionally funny moment in all of shippuden
Daniel Hernandez
>tfw you look both 13 and 30
Jack Roberts
I dont get why pedos like sarada and not himawari?
Arent pedos attracted to the innocence of children? Sarada looks like a slut!
Michael Butler
Karin acts likes distant aunt with Sarada. She likes her, gives her glasses, but not really trying to be part of her life. Not all woman are maternal, she can be her second mother, but decided delegate all pleasures of raising child like sleepless nights and dirty diapers to Sakura. And when Sarada reach her late teen Karin will be happy to interact more when it's less annoying.
Adrian Sanders
She looks so ugly in this outfit
Was that intentional
Alexander Russell
Naruto is for faggots.
Jackson Rogers
And they are Salad's least favorite food
Owen Wright
>Uchihas have glorious eyes
Tell that to Obito
Jason Young
>sahara wataru versions of her are less slutty, yet more sexy, than the original manga
Zachary Price
>Wait, so the consensus is Sakura is raising Karin's daughter?
No, it's just some Karinfag that keeps pushing that three years after we were already told that Sakura is the mom.
Mason Morgan
I'm still mad they did this to her outfit.
Michael Rivera
Was he born autistic?
James Gomez
Never. Kishimoto never figured out Sasuke's potential as an edgy straightman, he was too busy sucking his dick on a daily basis.
Cameron Scott
I give credit to Chouchou being her friend and Sasuke staying out of her life during her earliest years for this.
Juan Bennett
Doubt it, he used to be a sensitive kid who only wished for his family's approval.
He just shut off his empathy because of trauma, stunting its growth, and resulting in him behaving in almost autistic ways as an adult.
James Watson
>this much autism
I can't believe they actually did this to his character.
Grayson Adams
What the hell was that?
Gavin Stewart
This.
Michael Lewis
Don't forget the backtrack meme
Colton Torres
Anybody got the official english translation?
Matthew Baker
Considering he is the reincarnation of a butthurt autistic ninja god... yes
Joseph Peterson
Hanabi when?
Leo Phillips
UCHIHA SARADA
Birthday: March 31st
Favourite Food: Things that are based on (black) tea flavours.
Hated Food: Tomato
Hobbies: Reading (History, Mystery)
Boruto Comment:
This girl with the glasses pesters me every once in a while! Things like becoming the Hokage...she's a peculiar girl 'dattebasa...
MITSUKI
Birthday: July 25th
Favourite Food: Scrambled Eggs
Hated Food: Meat from animals with scales
Hobbies: Databook reading, and card games
Chou-Chou Comment:
To me, he somehow gives off an unsettling atmosphere...I'm really sorry (about mentioning this)!
NARA SHIKADAI
Birthday: September 23rd
Favourite Food: Sashimi, water eggplants
Hated Food: Spinach
Hobbies: Shogi, simulation games, taking afternoon naps
Inojin Comment:
He's resilient when it comes to gaming, but he can't win too often. Afterwards he sleeps in way too much!
YAMANAKA INOJIN
Birthday: December 5th
Favourite Food: Cheese, Takoyaki (fried octopus balls)
Hated Food: Fatty meats
Hobbies: Painting/drawing things, first-person shooter games
Sarada Comment:
Eh...?Well...He's skillful at drawing. But he's got a sharp tongue. Since we don't particularly talk much, I don't know much about him...
AKIMICHI CHOUCHOU
Birthday: August 8th
Favourite Food: Just about anything
Hated Food: Just about nothing
Hobbies: Eating contests, and appreciating TV dramas
Mitsuki Comment:
Since Akimichi-san stands out...no matter where she is, or what she's doing...you'll immediately know! But that's fine!