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Stop fucking spoiling this shit you ultra retards
I cried at Fugo's death.
i cried at dog anons death
Boat scene is my second favorite scene in the entire series, can't wait.
TROLLSEPH TROLLSTAR TAKING OVER THIS THREAD. FELLOW TROLLBROS REPORT IN
Look at that loser not getting in the boat.
>The boss shows epitaphs complete prediciton to bruno
How? Its never said he can do that.
Fugo is such a screw up.
>Hey lets use my out of control Stand to force a Stand user to save them
>Whoops, there's a power outage, now my virus is uncontrollable!
You are retarded.
IMHO he would have killed boss easily
he also gives Doppio epitaph.
Can you explain where this is said then? or is it just speculation?
>clash and talking recap episode after
FUCK
I dunno mate, I just posted a pic I thought was funny.
See
But doesn't he have stand because boss and doppio share body?
Is it just me, or does that shot where they show Bossu's hair look more purple than pink?
I think both Doppio and Diavolo are gonna have the same hair color.
I hate anime and manga also i hate part 2 and 3.
It's a dark room
I..i..i..it just didn't work
He had pink eyebrows in the anime original scene after white album
Diavolo had to give Doppio epitaph, and although they share a body theyre still two different souls. Its also why Doppio couldnt use KC to its full potential and only had a fraction of its power.
This moment can't come soon enough
I want Joseph to fuck me
I feel that way about all Joestars except Jolyne
Fucking trash
I want Jolyne to fuck herself on me
So the boss kiddnapped his mom and burned his step-father but why excatly he did that hmmm
He didn't deserve to lose :(
There are only three true Joestars though, the rest are hapa retards with less cool names.
whyare you so angry user ^^
He wanted his milk
His true father (Satan) ordered him to.
see
They found the tranny magazines
Based as fuck.
Fugonara fags BTFO next episode
>King Crimson's power is "It just works."
>Gold Experience Requiem's power is "Fuck your power."
This moment can't come soon enough.
Why i feel you are from the past? also kek
Yeah, I can't wait to see the giant shadow that will censor the whole thing.
Based and trollpilled.
If all star battle was being made today, what would be the part 8 stage and stage finish?
To be fair almost nothing has been censored this season. In some cases it's even more brutal, like that random anime-original scene with the car exploding inside that guy and crushing that girl
simply epic....
read the manga, asshole
Fugo is going to come back later in the end, r-right?
>pretending like GER isn't the dullest and the worst fight
Ok retards.
yes, in the PHF ova
I want to sexually bully the cripple so badly it hurts.
I want to keep him as a human pet!
Whoa, a background character left the team... this spoiler might hit animeonlies really hard
*AHEM* Fuck Traitors.
break out those mosquitos
best troll reporting
>ywn elope with Fugo
Based
Fuck animeonlys
Based.
TROLLSEPH TROLLSTAR BEST TROLL. HE EVEN FOOLED OUR BOY EITKA
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Duh, he appears in Sleeping Slaves.
who?
looks like upside down vagina
Bruno is already dead
Narancia gets maimed by Clash
Trish is a stand user
Notorious B.I.G. can't be defeated
Abbaccio dies
Doppio is the Boss's split personality
Ciocolata is a psycho and his buttboy Secco is a mongoloid with an OP stand
Polnareff is a cripple
Polnareff pulls the magic requiem arrow out of his completely numb ass and waves it around
KING CRIMSON
Polnareff dies
Polnareff is then a turtle
Trish grows a penis for little while
Bruno dies again
Narancia dies
Giorno becomes the recipient of the biggest ass-pull in the entire series
The Boss, now revealed as Diavolo, gets buttfucked by Giorno's shiny new Gold Experience Requiem and dies over and over for all eternity
Also Mista knew the future or something because of a giant magic stand boulder
the end
>the Boss is Doppio's split personality
FTFY
You forgot Abba
here we fucking go again
basted
I don't think Bruno actually dies until the second hit that ruptures his heart. He's still good for animeonlys for the first ten minutes of the next episode.
Yo my niggas where can I find the part 5 OST? It's like vaporware and I can only find youtube videos.
Diavolo is King Crimson, and King Crimson is a sentient alien virus. Once King Crimson has completely taken over, he will begin identifying as an alien. Mikitaka has already suffered this fate.
>Also Mista knew the future or something because of a giant magic stand boulder
you mean Mista indirectly causes Bruno, Narancia and Abbacchio to die because he couldnt leave well enough alone. But at least the all get to die painlessly(?)
This post made me laugh for some reason. You're a lil precious illiterate user
somebody explain ghiamelo to me
check the archives, someone posted a mega or something
there are some youtube rips on nyaa
their fights are next to eachother
Melone is an irritating motherfucker and Ghia is easy to set off
On Youtube.
They canonically talk twice on the phone.
I'm marathoning Jojo I just started Stardust and I feel that the whole "Stand" thing is a bit jarring. Does it ever get better? Feels like yugioh bullshit. Does hamon ever play a bigger role ? Hamon was pretty comfy.
Jotaro dies
Araki should have made them all wear jogging suits
>ponytail abba
Stands get better at the end of Stardust Crusaders and onwards
>But at least the all get to die painlessly(?)
>(?)
there is no way that getting doughnut'd is painless
The Ski-lift or the Hospital. I want another Jojo fighting game so we can have Damo and some other part 8 dudes. I also want more part 6 and 7, maybe a few La Squadra dudes too, but seriously fuck part 1-3 when it comes to the games, why the fuck is speedwagon playable but FF and Hotpants aren't?
A power similar to Hamon appears in the reboot.
I already read the synopsis for each arc.
Part 5 would have been 100% better if it took place in random Slav land.
>literal wikireader
kinky...
If Hamon continued the way it did, it would have ended in a power creep. Stands are like tools, the characters can use them as such inside and outside battle.
Part 4 does a really good job in expanding the idea of stands outside of battles.
Hamon is garbage
I mean isnt that what Rolling Stone does? Let's you die painlessly? Otherwise what is even the point of Sleeping Slaves?
So if the spin is the AU ripple, does that mean that if someone were to completely master the Ripple to the point that Gyro mastered the Spin that they would get a stand like Ball Breaker?
I love this scene in the manga
>araki is a vampire
>yet he has the memory a 90-year-old
>reading BW
>If Hamon continued the way it did, it would have ended in a power creep.
No it wouldn't.
>Stands are like tools, the characters can use them as such inside and outside battle.
The same applies to Hamon.
>What is Hermit Purple
I think they already did have that. Remember Jonathan´s stand? The literal purple vine shit that was exactly like Hermit Purple that Dio used.
>...is this in English?
>fuck
>they think I know English because I use English words in my manga
>shit what do I do now?
Mista prevented Rolling Stone from killing Bruno painlessly, which also doomed Abbacchio and Narancia.
Generic Kung Fu energy isn't the same as specific wack and you know it.
It's not much but it's mine.
I forgot to add the fact that there are weaknesses to stands that enemies and Main characters can take advantage of.
It can be used creatively in the same way as stands.
>which also doomed Abbacchio and Narancia.
what bullshit. I prefer to belive Narancia died painlessly and that's why he's gone immediately when he's found speared
I thought that was more of a side-effect of DIO using the arrow rather than Joseph being a true Ripple master, but yeah, close enough
Hamon also has weaknesses.
If by creativity you mean whatever the fuck Joseph was pulling, no thanks. I wouldn't read hundreds of chapters of that, it was fun but holy fuck would it get old.
It could also be the effects of just knowing hamon on your stand.
The fact is that Narancia and Abbacchio wouldn't have died if Mista let Bruno die early.
>If by creativity you mean whatever the fuck Joseph was pulling, no thanks. I wouldn't read hundreds of chapters of that, it was fun but holy fuck would it get old.
Then you have a problem with Araki's writing in Hamon parts, not Hamon itself.
Trish is for ___
Sleeping under her daddy's floor.
Dante
Getting killed by her dad.
Hold on, are you really arguing about Hamon being better than stands when you just started part 3? Come back once you at least catch up to the anime, then it'll be an actual discussion
never been seen or heard from again after Giorno takes over Passione
Giorno.
I'm not the same user that just started Part 3, and I never said that Hamon was better than Stands.
Doppio is for ___
Not really, just saying that Hamon is too vague to keep pulling in that direction.
the most forced ship in all of Golden Wind
Getting raped by big italian cock.
Which is why Araki would need to move in a new direction if he kept Hamon.
Nevermind then. Thought that someone was retarded enough to think that. Carry on then
Giving medication and helping to rehabilitate.
He DID move in a new direction. A better one.
the most natural ship in all of Golden Wind
So i JUST realized something
killer QUEEN
KING crimson
And he could've still improved Hamon if he chose to stick with it instead.
Protect and love him
where is my doppio anime filler bros?
This, case closed.
Being left by the boss to die alone and afraid.
>Araki throwing shipping hints even in stands
That sneaky horny bastard. He was subtle enough with BruAbba. This is a whole new level of subtle writing
>I will be king and you will be queen
Sung by Kira while Diavolo plays guitar.
So i JUST realized something
crazy DIAMOND
GOLD experience
Bullying.
I used to get excited seeing this ship but not anymore after the latest episode which sucks because I found a lot more fanart of them now than compared to when I was more into this ship.
>PLATINUM
>DIAMOND
>GOLD
>STONE
>PURPLE
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>JOnathan JOestar
>JOseph JOestar
>JOtaro kuJO
>JOlyne kuJO
>JOhnny JOestar
hol up
>TUSK
I think stands are stupid.
What did they mean by that?
If all the male JoJos were genderswapped which one would have the smallest tits?
>SOFT
Read bitch
I didn't fucking ask you, did I?
>i like eating shit
GioGio or Johny
I think YOURE stupid.
I think stands are gay.
Still Jolyne
>I, I will be KING
>And you, you will be QUEEN
Bowie was in on it the whole time.
>&
Johnny would be flat chest but all ass
I want to rape his face, not like he can run away
>He was subtle enough with BruAbba
Delusional shipper
Well, guess who I think is gay?
Nah Abbacchio would be the big titty goth gf.
Him and Mistah would be stacked, fugo and bruno would be average and giorno and narancia would be flatties
And that's a good thing.
Fugo?
gappy without question
>implying johnny wouldnt be stacked
its amazing how Joshuu doesnt get his ass beat on the regular. He's begging for it constantly
please. Gappy would be b or C cup. Johnny wouldnt even need a bra
>Bowie sang Heroes at a tribute concert for Freddie
>King Crimson sang Heroes at a tribute concert for Bowie
ARAKIIIII
He got his tongue stepped on in the latest chapter.
>can get info from any media, including TV, cameras, radio, and literally dirt on the fucking ground
>swing around like Spider-Man
>Hamon-filled whips
Is HP really the worst stand?
Flat girls are made for bullying
Johnny is made for bullying
Therefore....
You know Robert Fripp was the guitarist on Bowie's original version of Heroes?
Suitable for the worst JoJo
Is that why KiraBoss exists
Had Gappy not respected Norisuke, Joshuu wouldve been damo'd the first insult.
>Trish is a stand user
This has been revealed in the anime already you fucking brainlet
>double the person, double the tit size
Mista
FUCKING POTTERY
If Kira looked like that I wouldn’t mind him raping my hands
My Name is Doppio and His Name is Diavolo.
>nice supple tits as a guy
>dfc as a girl
I like the way you think.
Your burger hands would be safe anyways.
Mean ;_;
The hype leading up to GER was the best in the franchise until you read SBR.
>I, I wish you could swim
>Like the dolphins
>Like dolphins can swim
Yet he remembered to kill Jotaro by a head split
>First villain was vanilla Ice look alike
>Final villain was a david bowie look alike
ICE ICE BABY
or
Under Pressure
Giorno AND Mista.
Wasnt Angelo the first villain?
Bruno. That's the only possible answer.
But they haven't showed her stand yet, Sherlock.
First main villain.
Giorno is for between Abba and Bruno!
>just realized that Josefumi could've been the one that saved Josuke in part 4
Holy shit.
>Trish hates BO
>Mista reeks
>WOW THEY ARE SO DIFFERENT! THEY ARE THE PERFECT COUPLE
Every other gang member aside from Abba would be better for her.
HOLY SHIT I JUST REALIZED
>aKIRA
>KIRA
WHERE'S MY FUCKING NOBEL PRIZE
Trish doesn't like assholes like Bruno or Diavolo.
>there are people who actually believe this.
She eventually got stinkpilled.
How?
Trish's crush on Bruno died when he tried to make a closet toilet
HOLY FUCKING SHIT GUYS
I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING
JOLYNE >CUJOH<
JOTARO >CUJOH
But wait, there's more.
>AKIRA
>ARAKI
Based trips
Was Bruno secretly Bobsvagenepilled?
They're closer to her in age.
he can also control technology and vehicles to an extent like when he makes the lights go out in the ambulance or plays the video game
I want to hold hands with Kira!
>Show is called JoJos Bizarre Adventure
>main character is (Jo)nathan (Jo)estar
HOOOORRRRYYY SHIIIIITTT
HOLY SHIT ARAKI KNOWS SOME SICK GUITAR RIFFS? WHAT A KINO AUTHOR
Cursed digits
It’s called character development retarded Giomisfag
>trish shoujo spinoff doujin
>mista as the second male lead
>bruno as the first male lead and her first love
>jojo's bizarre adventure
>The show features a bizarre adventure
OH MY FUCK HOLY SHIT I NEVER SAW IT THAT WAY BEFORE
Paisley Park is basically a better Hermit Purple.
Based deviln quads
Absolutely based.
>She's for a man who loves her like his daughter
cringe
This but with Giorno
Mista is for faceless mobs
>yfw you just realized stand names are referencing popular western musicians
GUYS GUYS
>Angelo is the first villain of part 4
>Diavolo is the main villain of part 5
>Dio is the main villain in 2 parts
>Pucci does The Final Judgement
FUCKING KINOS BIZARRE ADVENTURE
Virgin Bruno
>only holds hands
>wouldn’t have sex with Trish until she’s older, would also probably wait until marriage
Chad Mista
>fucks her on the first day
>probably wouldn’t use protection
reminder that Bruno x Trish is a meme
>stand called king crimson
>is the king of the mafia
>turns bruno into crimson
Bravo araki
I'm Italian and I know what women here prefer.
Not only stands reference music newfriend
>implying handholding isn't the most intimate and lewdest act
Saddest death in part 5.
>Hermit purple
>It's purple
HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE FUCK ARAKI WHAT A GENIUS
Guys I noticed that there is a close relationship between stand names and dad rock band names. There are a couple to consider here
>six bullets
>sex pistols
>golden wind
>gold experience
And probably the most egregious
>Wamuu
>Wham!
>Trish UNA
>Doppio
True proof that Doppio is the original personality
Everybody here is clearly playing The Fool.
Wasn't there a ripple master that could see the future? Maybe that was a stand.
The saddest death in part 5 was Trish’s virginity
Aw. Poor boy
did araki want me to root for diavolo? because i really wanted him to win
They both sound very appealing desu.
Diavolo is for abuse
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For well you know that it's a fool
Who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder
>Iggy dies to Vanilla Ice
FUCKING UNBEATABLE KINO
...no ;-;
wtf bros he was supposed to be with narancia...
Anyone got a better pic of this?
>the fool card features a dog
>the stand user of the fool is a dog
WOAH
Work hard enough and you can become part of the faceless mob society user!
>Jotaros stand is called Star Platinum
>is the Star of part 3
Holy mindf*ck
This one doesn't fit
While it's obvious, it's not retard obvious
ALRIGHT YOU WANNA KNOW FINE I ADMIT IT, I DON'T KNOW HOW KING CRIMSON WORKS, HE ERASES TIME BUT WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, IF YOU ERASE TIME THEN SHOULDN'T HE NOT BE THERE?! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN- WHAT DOES HE MEAN HE ERASES TIME?! HE ERASES TIME BUT STUFF STILL HAPPENS IN IT, HOW DOES HE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IN IT WHEN HE ERASES IT?! IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE YOU CAN'T ERASE TIME! YOU CAN'T ERASE TIME! FINE YOU CAN FREEZE TIME AND YOU CAN TURN BACK TIME, BUT YOU CAN'T ERASE TIME, THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE! IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE- YOU ERASE TIME NOTHING HAPPENS IN IT. I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW SOMEONE TELL ME! SOMEONE TELL ME HOW KING CRIMSON WORKS I NEED TO KNOW! I NEED TO KNOW HOW KING CRIMSON WORKS PLEASE!!! PLEASE JUST TELL ME!!! I NEED TO KNOW! SOMEONE EXPLAIN IT! ITS CONFUSING I DON'T KNOW, HOW DOES KING CRIMSON WORK?!?! HOW DOES IT WORK?! HOW DOES KING CRIMSON WORK PLEASE!!! PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME I NEED TO KNOW HOW KING CRIMSON WORKS!!!!!
ITT very special people
>tfw cute shota Bruno will never stab uou in the head
>Iggy Pop made an album called The Idiot and a song called I Wanna Be Your Dog
>aight bro imma bout to head out
Mirin those digits my friend.
>giogio’s weird chicken arm
>Diavolo's fake name back when he fucked Trish's mom was Solido Naso
>translates to Solid Nose
>Diavolo indeed has a firm looking nose
>KC not only doesn't have a nose, but it lacks TWO noses
>it's a metaphor for a fact that our mind erases our nose from our field of vision, no matter how big
KINO AUREO KEEPS ON GIVING
You're goddam right.
BASED
Imagine if The World had Bohemian Rhapsody's ability. Who would be able to stop DIO? He isn't some incompetent drug addict like Ungalo.
Inb4 DIO carries around binders full of comic book characters that he drew to carry out specific tasks.
>follows instructions from boss all the way to polnareff to help to protect him
>a mysterious stand hits him with an unknown ability
>placed into a dying, deaf, and nearly blind body
>shot trying to stand up
>dies wishing the boss the best and wanting to hear from him again
>seems like a tragic death caused by bad luck but it was fate sparing him the eternal deaths diavolo would suffer
kino
But I want us to be happy together ;-;
Ahem...
Damn user you’re on to something
I THINK MORIOH-CHO SUCKS
>spared from Diavolo’s fate
Never thought about it like that. Good for him
I can't believe Araki waited until Buccellati's death to reveal that he was a traitor all along
Just self insert as Giorno
So much fuss over the hand holding scene...
I don't want to imagine when SO anime comes out and people start saying "Jolyne has a crush on Weather"
Why are all women sluts
Does anyone have the copypasta about the PHF ova? The "NOOOOO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING" one? I have need of it
To be fair Bruno x Trish was already a popular het ship while Annasui x Jolyne overshadows Weather x Jolyne.
God I love Anasui, what a based retard
HNNNG praise heaven.
>he didn't use Nero's foot as a phone to call the Boss
>knowing shipping popularity
FUJO DETECTED
Does Bruno want me to pee into his zipper hole?
Weather and Jolyne is the OTP.
That is the boss
In retrospect, I have no fucking idea why Pucci didn't just take that retard's disk
Why didn't they give him a nickname? Isn't referring to you by your stand name kind of a dick move?
Literally why?
the true ship is weathersui
I THINK STANDS AND HAMON/RIPPLE ARE BOTH GREAT
>Gappy's stand is called Soft and Wet
>Gappy makes me soft and wet
whoa...
okay boomer
Jolyne is for Hermes
ayy lmao
They did have a really great dynamic when weather regained his memories
shame it didn't last long
Got you covered fampai
I know it's an irrelevant detail, but I've always wanted to see a little background on how Weather and Anasui bumped into Emporio and started chilling at his ghost room.
Ungalo nearly killed Pucci the first time they met. Letting a drug addict revel in the chaos of his ability was a much safer option than trying to take his disc and possibly getting killed.
>Josefumi with the wrong hair colour
REEEEE
The games with their fucked up colours physically hurt me. Fugo has been white and red, pure orange and now yellow and green, why?
>Shipping Jolyne with the first man she ever got along with is what a boomer would do.
Wow. Okay.
>fem-jonathan dressing like a prostitute
Not a chance famalam, she's a classy lady.
>fem-joseph showing that little skin
S/he's easily the biggest slut of them all, she'd never dress this modestly.
no canon colors
shipping Jolyne with Weather and Anasui at the same time is ascended
Araki hasn't drawn DIO with blond hair since 2002. It's always orange. I feel your pain.
>One to obsess over her and the other to care for her.
WTF I love shipping now.
I wasn't referring to the shipping, people say that a character has a crush on another charac only because of an insignificant scene. There are people who don't ship WR and Jolyne but assume that she liked him in a romantic way.
He's like a father for her.
Even Jolyne x FF or Jolyne x Gwess is better than Jolymes desu.
I ship Weather x female Anasui
One to annoy daddy and the other for daddy roleplay
Im literally one femgio post away to fapping to Giorno genderbend
WTF I hate shipping once again.
Did Araki base Wes on this
I've seen animeonlies shipping Fugo and Trish because of the shirt and nipple slip scenes.
>Weather x Female Anasui
I wish I had a pic for that, but that's based
FUCK YOU IM BOUT TO DO IT
MisTrish > NaraTrish > GioTrish > BruTrish > FugoTrish
>Female Anasui is Hot Pants
Really makes you think.
Hot.
Reminder that Fugo is such a fuckup that even the guy with the noncombat stand helped beat more enemies
Part 5 had the best crew and best minor villains and that's a fact.
Smelly user. True order:
PolTrish>BruTrish>NaranTrish
OFFICIAL CREW RANKING
7 > 5 >= 4 > 6 > 3 > 2 > 1
jesus fuck that's cute
Always
isnt it actually Pucci here?
Why doesn't DIO have any hot blonde daughters?
When the SO anime airs I hope there will be an increase in wholesome art featuring these three.
>tfw no 4/10 drug addict Ungalo gf
>Animeonlies shipping Fugo and Trish
If Fugo wasn't a shitty character, Fugo/Trish would be interesting
Cringe
Yes but Jolyne thought he was Weather
DIO's seed can only make boys
Well I'm done. Can't say if I'm more gay or less gay after this
CUTE
THIS
>animeonlies shipping Fugo and Trish
I like this because it makes them think Fugo more important than he really is. Also FugoTrish isn't popular so I have nothing to be jealous over.
>Only a few of Jonathan's descendants have good Stands
>All of DIO's children possess broken Stands.
JOESTARS BTFO
All hetero ships are cringe
Splendid strand contributor
W-why is he watching?
Based
Wouldn't they technically be Jonathan's children?
Who's cum was DIO blasting out?
All homo ships are cringe
cringe
Nah, man. It was vampire seed. Vampire blood > Jonathan's body.
Based and fujopilled
Cringe and hetpilled
at least all joestar are attractive
This is peak Diavolo. He should have never removed the shirt.
>tfw I read a couple of animeonlies saying they cant wait for more Fugo
Imagine being subservient to another man. I just threw up in my mouth a little. Something else is throwing up in yours. A dick, that is.
Absolutely based.
Bruno is for Giorno
Mista is for Giorno
Narancia is for Giorno
Abba is for Giorno
Fugo is for Giorno
Cringe hetcucks
>2019
>not shipping both het and homo couples
Absolutely embarrassing
Dio having a daughter would have been interesting
>not appreciating the sweet tats
Oh thanks for the reminder that Whitesnake is the most BS asspulling stand in JoJo
>t. Mista
Giorno probably finds a way to fuck himself every night despite having the entirety of Italy at his knees.
>Broken
All of them (besides giorno) have garbage stands
>Look at me, I'm so progressive!
Here's your (You)
Didn't you know? Gio's cum is healing and invigorating.
>Abba with Golden hair
Die
Giorno is a forgettable gary stu and a self insert for cucks. Get better taste.
Imagine posting in jojo threads and not being fujo or fudan lmao
>cute typical black haired japanese girl turns into thot italian
CUTE
when do we get polnareff? next week?
>sullying Araki's perfect craftmanship with unnecesary static colors that don't reflect the intended look of the series.
I love this artist.
needs more buzzwords
Hey hato you're in the wrong part
Could he make literal fleshlights?
Hell no. You know who gets a donut first
hol up
Don't worry user, I'll set you right.
>Ungalo
Literally the most broken Stand of all time. All he has to do is draw a character whose mission is to automatically kill anyone who opposes him and he wins. The problem is with the user, not the Stand.
>Donatello
Can insert you into a deadly plane or car crash. He could take you back to the dinosaurs' extinction.
>Rikiel
Invisible heat-seeking missiles
Are you implying Mista is his fleshlight?
Stop it satan
Never
According to fanart he is
How would a Tristan/Diavola plot even work
HOL UP
Doppilo got pregnant while Diavola was taking a nine month nap.
It doesnt get any more canon than this
Mista is the superior girl.
Did he punch his head against his stand head together? Thats brutal but I thought stands didnt work like that.
You only say that because she has big tits
If male Kira has a hand fetish, what's female Kira's fetish?
Kira would have been unique if he was a female fetishistic serial killer.
Poor thing.
Right?
I only say that because I love dumb and smelly girls.
Daddy issues.
Could still be hands. Feet would just make the character irredeemable, and I don't want to do that to my favourite villain.
Classic.
Why would it be different? Maybe she still got the hots for mona lisa
And because I like black chicks of course.
>tfw no fem kira and diavolo
>tfw no fem annasui
>tfw no fem Johnny
>tfw no fem mommy gf Bruno
Can’t wait for those two sluts
I like the long untamed bed hair but short hair is also cute
can you glue it back together?
>cougar bruno recruiting her gang and taking them out for dinner
muh a
T E R A T O M A
>Cougar bruno getting gangbanged by his team in an alley
HNNNNNNNNNNNNG
The anime better fix this huge fuckup. At least bring Fugo back for the climax or something. The anime is a second chance at this story. If Araki failed the first time due to personal problems, then the anime teams should not adapt his mistake. Fix that shit.
Boy >>>>>>> messy hair girl >> short hair girl
are you suggesting that this fuckin drug addict would be a threat when he literally took down Mr. GODS FAVORITE HUMAN BEING within the first couple of chapters
My favorite homos.
>Cougar Bruno domming bitch Abba
How good was the pussy anons?
The absolute state of these threads.
What kind of priest would name his adopted kid after the devil?
Well this thread just made me love genderbends. Hope you fags are happy
Good enough for him to take that risk
>still remembers her fondly and has a portrait of her all while trying to kill their daughter
Must have been legendary
Gay
How many times they bang? Was it a lucky shot?
This, too many hetcucks
There is nothing wrong with being a cuck
Sometime I like to imagine the characters reading the shit we post about them. I wonder what kind of face Bruno would make after reading this.
Yes. That drug addict is DIO's son.
The threads are literal shit because of retards like you though.
I'm sorry. I will stop.
you don't tap that just once
Why is Doppio so loyal to Diavolo anyway
oh man we could have gotten prisonboy Jolyne. We got cucked out of the very best jojo design
>Josefumi
bimbo abbachio
what's the biggest fujo ship in japan?
>DEA uses Johanna's pure innocent pussy to pleasure countless degenerates
Jotakak
Jotakak
Okay listen the FUCK up. This show has officially gotten retarded. It was worse than 4 already. But come on. "Erases time" makes no fucking sense. If you erase time then the time didn't happen. It's called cause and effect. I've seen the manga explanation and it makes no sense. You cant say "the cause doesnt matter only the results does." The results IS the cause. If you "erased" time then from everyone's perspective nothing would happen. Or else time would stop for everyone forever. Why call it erasing time if it doesnt fucking erase time. It is The World with more bullshit involved. Fuck vento Aureo this is way worse than SC
Boss always helps him out in a pinch and he enjoys their phone calls.
>Let her live.
>Let her keep a picture you took of her.
>Keep a picture of her.
>Probably never fuck again.
His dick never recovered.
Part 1 - Jonathan x DIO
Part 2 - Caesar x Joseph
Part 3 - Jotaro x Kakyoin
Part 4 - Josuke x Rohan
Part 5 - Giorno x Mista
Part 6 - None. Anasui x Jolyne is the most popular ship though
Part 7 - Johnny x Gyro
Jotakak if you’re asking about the biggest homo ship of JoJo in Japan. I don’t know what’s the biggest homo ship in general though.
Araki forgot episode 2137
The guy they call Josefumi is very clearly the one who should be called Josuke and vice versa.
And no way am I gonna call him Josuke 2 or 8 or Gappy
I was expecting giomis.
Is it because of the CLAMP shit?
>20 year old manga
>spoil
That's what his ass and mouth are for, user.
Jotakak duh
Part 3 is still the most iconic but giomis is definitely the most popular 5 ship
Spoilers don't have a time limit
>part 6 not Diopucci
Alright so let me get this straight
>Diavolo was born in an all female prison, with a long pregnancy.
Was he conceived during skipped time? It would make sense but its also weird because I dont think he had King Crimson as a baby.
>after being adopted by the priest, the priest found Diavolos mother buried with her mouth and eyes shut
Diavolo definitely did that, thats his modus operandi. Which makes me think that 1) He already had his split personality then 2) His mom somehow knew about it and he silenced her.
So how did she knew about it and what happened there? Is he a demon?
Giomis is only the most popular ship of Part 5. I think there are other reasons for Jotakak but CLAMP definitely helped
yes they do
one week
Japan have shit taste. Pucci isn’t bishie enough for them in the same way Okuyasu isn’t
God I wish I was her. She was fucking lucky.
We don't know
The anime might shed some light on what happened with his mother
>Was he conceived during skipped time? It would make sense but its also weird because I dont think he had King Crimson as a baby.
What are you saying? Even if he had King Crimson as a baby, he wouldn't be able to use it before his conception.
>two of the most bland and boring main characters in the whole series
>they barely interact
>most popular ship
Why do the japs have such terrible taste?
Diavolo means devil so yes.
What if King Crimson is the dad.
Just try to imagine KC fucking. Imagine Epitaphs o-face.
Kak is the only pretty thing in their group
user have you seen the names of the rest of the characters in Part 5?
Because Kak has all the memes, that makes people like him even though he's so bland.
Also "yare yare" catchphrase = popular
>Imagine epitaphs face
I’d rather not thanks user
What about them?
Japanese fujos love pairing the strong manly guy with the twink.
>around the same age
>only bishies in the group
>both Japanese
>Why do the japs have such terrible taste?
isn't it the most popular in the west as well? at least that's what it seems like through ao3 numbers.
>Part 4 - Josuke x Rohan
seems believable for japans standards. josuhan seems tied with josuke/okuyasu in the west because of western fujos obsession with ship purity now days.
Best ship of each part
1- Jonathan x Erina
2- Joseph x Suzie Q
3- Kakyoin x Holly
4- Rohan x Reimi
5- Bruno x Trish
6- Jolyne x Anasui
7- Diego x Hot Pants
We've been over this, user.
Not bad
1- Correct
2- Correct
3- Wrong, there was no good ship
4- Wrong, Kira x Shinobu
5- Wrong, Mista x Trish
6- Correct
7- Correct
I was doing it based on Japan where even Josuke x Jotaro is more popular than Josuke x Okuyasu. In the West I think Josuke x Okuyasu is the most popular Part 4 ship and Bruno x Abbacchio the most popular Part 5 ship.
>4- Tomoko x Josuke
>5- Diavolo x Trish
>6- Jotaro x Jolyne
ftfy
Trash
JotaroxJosuke is hot as fuck though.
Have you read the 200+ page doujin of them?
W-what did CLAMP do?
>Diavolo will never be your dad
It hurts
Post link
Trish inherited it.
Yeah, it was amazing. In fact I'll re-read it right now.
>he doesnt know about the egg baby
how new
Made kakyoin lay an egg.
Does it include the thing where he gets double teamed by Jotaros? Where can i find it
In the West, Josuke x Okuyasu is a little more popular than Josuke x Rohan, in Japan, Josuhan totally eclipses Josuyasu.
In my opinion, in the West, although Bruno x Abbacchio is popular, GioMis is still the ship with the most fans.
CLAMP is the sole reason why Stone Ocean isn't canon. Jota is your true Part 6 protagonist.
That just looks like emo blackface Doppio.
CLAMP made Kakyoin go from the MILF Hunter to the MILF
I unironically think that Diavolo would've been better if he was a flat chested woman. Backstory remains the same but make her Trish's mom that killed the father stealing his personality and ordering to kill Trish after her birth, then started the gang in absolute anonymity, that no one ever even figured out her gender. Doppio, as an alter ego, remains completely unchanged cute "twink". The reveal would've been astounding.
That sounds like shit
me
Clamp shit and JotaKak has been a thing since 1989
dumb
its revealed in a book that dio's hermit purple was called the passion.
Dio is the jesus parts?
>Jorge Joestar
No
i want to start watching this show but idk where to start. any advice?
from the beginning
Start from part 1
>thinks anons are trolling
>googles it
Good lord
Read in reverse release order.
Start with 7 and don't ever read the other parts
You mean Jonathan's seed
Read them in alphabetical order.
2, 4, 8, 1, 3, 7, 6, 5 or 8, 5, 4, 1, 7, 6, 3, 2 if you're feeling fancy.
>we have reached a day and age people don’t know about eggyoin
Blasphemy
His backstory isn't meant to be taken as absolute fact, it's deliberately sprinkled with weird impossibilities and logical contradictions. It's basically a legend of what may or may not have happened in the past to make him more menacing and shrouded in mystery, a la Keyser Soze.
Araki did that for real in Part 8.
>Keyser Soze.
Should I watch his movie?
I was doing great without knowing about that
It's kind of shit actually. The ending, while really cool on first viewing, sort of cheapens the entire experience after multiple viewings. You should watch it anyway and not just take my word for it obviously, but don't expect a masterpiece.
sooo which of the two is the new jojo thread?
The one with best boy Doppio.
SOURCE
>4 JOJO THREADS IN THE CATALOG
just use the one that is actually marked as a jojo thread
s-sauce?
Can you post that image where Diavolo makes retarded pose? Yes, retarded pose even by JoJo standarts.
>male Jolyne
good lord