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I was in a coma from the age of 8 to 11, so I wait to wake up and surprise everyone with my sudden, relative genius.

>have to wait 13 YEARS for the next episode of my favorite shows this season

>learn runes while my brain is still flexible
>send anonymous mail on 09/11/2001
>take full advantage of my first ever GF while using contraception properly she got pregnant at n+2 guy after me
>squat the shit out of nowadays popular domains like tumblr, twitter, facebook etc.
>never use social networks and use VPN to post on the internet if I absolutely have to
>eat calcium, vitamin D and workout at least at home, visit swimming pool at least once a week
>learn how to punch people in the face properly
>what this user says
>start riding a motorcycle as soon I am financially and legally capable
>dump RUR in 2014 before Crimea annexation
>buy property on islands that are about to be handed off to nips
>sue the shit out of landowner for refusing to install new piping before buying off flat from him
>still apply to same university and same 1st job to meet my friends
>apply to foreign uni after I finish first one and learn abroad
>get citizenship in Europe so I have options when motherland goes to shit

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Wiat until Yea Forums is created
Spoil every Major anime, Movie, Video Game

Actually do my homework.
Tell my grandmother that she'll be developing liver cancer in about eight years.
Practice writing so I can ace school.
Become an originalfag.
Get a job in high school so I don't end up in my 20's without any experience.
Ask that girl out in summer school, the one who gave me her number and texted me but I never responded because I didn't know what to say.

Nice plan but SCP foundation or someone else will find and exploit you. Probably drug, hypnotize and waterboard you to extract every little bit of information out of your skill.

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Save a girl then put myself in a coma only to allow her to cuck me with my gay friend.

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Visit the world trade center on sept 11th and stand in front of the windows at the most heavily impacted floor.

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>start riding a motorcycle as soon I am financially and legally capable
gets disabled and disfigured in a motorcycle accident

GAME OVER

That would be the ground floor.

>gets disabled and disfigured in a motorcycle accident
I'm happily riding for 5 years now without any major accidents and my only regret is that I did not start earlier.
Though I might have got in serious accidents in that case due to lack of experience and hot young blood.
Which isn't much of a factor if you have 30+ mentality as 18 y/o. Hell I'd buy 200cc enduro because it was legal then for 16 y/o here.

anonymously spoil every good things to come out in the next decade. and buy bitcoin lul

Please no, i don't want to be molested by my father all over again.

kek.
I want to go out head on with a 767.

But now you can execute a plan to molest him instead.

Hire a bunch of hard gays, that would be fun.

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Interdasting.

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Tell my friend to see a doctor immediately because he has an undiagnosed hole in his heart
I miss you man

Take Geological Engineering.

what's wrong with your liberal arts degree?

convince those friends who went into literature and architecture fields to get into engineering like the rest of us so high school reunions aren't as depressing
learn both mandarin and spanish at the same time instead of just spanish

Literally garbage. Like getting a degree in asteroid mining.

dont learn mandarin user

>20 years of sports knowledge to gamble on
Become a millionaire.
Repeat same lifestyle, but without cringy teen anti-social tendencies.
Spoil Harry Potter Book 6 for everyone.

and onee-chans.

I'm actually good-looking in real life and I there's some events that could've lead to that.

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Errr... Bakken Shale says hi.

Cease all engagement of video games and play guitar exclusively as my at the time undiagnosed autism and incredible writing talent will pay for my bills, my beach house in hawaii, and my family's well being that much quicker if I start earlier. I won't have to deal with that year and a half in California.

Unironically assassinate donald trump

>buy bitcoin
>spend my time shitposting on Yea Forums
the only thing that would change is i wouldn't have to work because i'd be a multimillionaire i guess

I was cute at 12. If i only understood women

So
>runes
>bitcoin
>sports
>onee-sans
Is there an agreement on those 3?

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used to think it'd be a pain. it was.
its too late now though, china's taking over the world and almost half my clients and vendors are chinese.
on the flipside at least my rudimentary japanese is helpful. language flow is basically the same and kanji is basically chinese characters

thats 4 though

I know.

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sports are a waste of time.

Okay, maybe I ESLed it wrong: /fit/, not professional sports. Meaning fun physical activities to stay healthy, not drug yourself and ruin your health early for vapid competition results.

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being /fit/ is still a waste of time

Don't lie. Jesus will be sad.

i genuinely think it is. it's boring keeping up with your health and takes a lot of effort. it just isn't worth it, you don't really get that much out of it.

Invest in Google and live off as a NEET without the guilt this time.

I was 11 in 1998. I would:
> build a competitor to Ebay
> build a competitor to Amazon
> create Skype
> create youTube
> buy Atlassian
> build a competitor to paypal
> start my own bank
> buy Alibaba

At that point just keep buying property and expanding business interests. Probably snap up as many startups as I can to accelerate them.

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most likely this

t. 20 y/o
Your health will start going to shit by 25 if you're not physically active.
>it's boring keeping up with your health
It's like you have an extra body.

why would you plan to live past 30 anyways?

masturbate to anime vhs titties

kek more like
>save this girl you're in love with
>end up in a coma for years
>wake up and shes married to your friend who pumped enough semen into her womb to get her pregnant
now that was some suffering kino

Because you can have comfortable life until ~50 if you're taking care of yourself.
That's 40% increase and if you don't value that - kill yourself now.

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Not him but a simple "I work in the industry, I got leaks" would probably be enough to keep people from thinking theres something weird going on.

>comfortable life
>slaving away to help your corporate overlords buy a new yacht all day
>get home and are too mentally exhausted to do anything else
thanks, but no thanks. that doesn't sound comfortable at all

>Boring
Just remember to eat right and lift weights. And Factory Reset your body with ketosis in December.

You probably just want (You)s or a mega landwhale that has given up.

>being so bad he failed at riding motorbike

lifting weights is boring. eating healthy requires effort and/or money to either prepare or buy healthy foods.

make a note to never visit a place called Yea Forums and to never watch anime

So you're a retard who can only find a shitty job.
Good to know.
Who are you quoting retard?

Dealing with consequences of shitty diet requires far more money and effort than eating healthy to begin with.
And it's OR, because you can always order healthy food delivered.

All jobs are shitty.

If I ever have to deal with bad consequences of a shitty diet I'll just off myself. It's that simple.

Ok how do you get rich first?
Is there anything you at this moment that will be crucial info at time you were 11.
Yeah you can look it up now. But that's already cheating because you cant look shit up when you're already there.

Bitcoin

Bitcoins?
Might take a bit of waiting, especially if your an oldfag, but if you play your card right you should be able to get enough to at least live a comfortable life.

If you really feel like that. You're trap in a downward spiral.

I'm sorry. I can't help you. Try Jesus.

>All jobs are shitty.
How many did you try basement dweller?
You can work remotely from home and tire about as much as you would shitposting all day instead of half a day.
>If I ever have to deal with bad consequences of a shitty diet
WHEN, when you have to deal with them, looks pretty soon to me too.

Go explode

>you can work remotely from home
Good luck finding a job that you can support yourself with working from home.

>Good luck finding a job
Thanks but I'm not getting fired anytime soon so I wouldn't need it.

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Well congrats you won the lottery. Have a good time I guess?

>won the lottery
How about planning your education and employment? It's also my 8th job, so it doesn't fell into my lap at graduation.

Your parents gonna hate you because you take away their son

plan:
>study more japanese, hang out with my jap friend more
>learn how to draw anime
result:
>probably still be friends with him to this day and have a few japan stamps in my passport
>slave away in a small japanese 2DK apartment creating colorful girls and cool niggas that weebs back in the motherland will obsess over and shitpost about for years
>declining health due to near-overwork, but money is good enough for me to pay cute girls to step on me once a week
>my editor is a cool dude who brings cute girls by to drink and whip me whenever deadlines close in

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Watched this the other day. Absolute fucking garbage. Don't even get me started on the NTR, it's not the reason alone why it sucked but it was part of it.

Fuck every girl in school. Basically that one cg set scenario.

Having to go through 7 jobs to find 1 good one sounds great, but no thanks. I'll just continue living in mom's basement off neetbux.

It's not that hard if you're not a brainlet.

>I'll just continue living in mom's basement off neetbux.
Yeah for 5 more years. Enjoy the barrel I guess.

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Start to popularize Isekai shit as soon as internet is up
and hope it dies it by the time we back to 2019

>mfw it's over 9000% by 2019
Godspeed user.

Don't go to that summer camp.

Ace school easily, maybe skip a grade (I had a chance to skip one year in high school but I was too lazy to study to keep up so I got dropped down again)
Experience middle/high school romance because I missed out, I guess
Get to my current hobbies earlier
Learn new skills since apparently it's easier to learn them while you're younger (maybe I'll finally have the chance to learn moon runes)
Not sure if I want to do med school all over again because the whole process was really tiring, even with my current knowledge carrying over.

I don't even need to be 11, I've been wishing to start over at 20 again.

>be weak and skinny again
>have terrible skin problems again
>be back in hs again
Id kill myself probably

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i'd kill myself again

>that one cg set scenario
[Spoiler]Sauce?[/spoiler]

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change your diet
change schools if you think your old hs suck.

Im just going to point out how retarded you are
user states his problems, and you reply with the most obvious, no brain solutions.
What do you think this reply does for him?
Do you really think he did not google his problems or talk to others in all those years who probably told him this too? Do you really think "just change schools" was an option? do you even know if the problem was the school?

Just kill yourself retard

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I'd get a shota boyfriend.

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why so much anger?

I'm sorry your childhood flashbacks are triggering your PTSD right now. Stay strong user.

>somehow convince my parents to invest all our money into bitcoin
>become the richest people on earth
Is there a point in doing anything else? I guess I'll also shitpost spoilers about unreleased shows and episodes on Yea Forums

Did they rape you user?

Are you gay now because of that?

Do my best in school.

Not get fat this time around.

Avoiding my High School mistake by not fall in love with someone out of my league

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Kill yourself retarded wojak poster
Die.

That doesnt sound bad. Life is suffering.
Not today, but someday.

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actually pursue my dream of becoming a comic artist.
lrn to invest
make my presence known online for 9/11 predictions so I get to be internet famous the next year

Get together with this cute girl who had a huge crush on me before she moves away and starts doing acting work.

>buy a shitton of bitcoins as soon as I can

i think i just made it
sell it in 2017 before the bubble bursts

>Now what?
Do invest to bitcoin.

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>tfw go back in time
>remember to invest in BTC
>sit through school which is twice as hard the second time around since youre not learning anything
>time finally comes BTC becomes available
>buy all you can
>BTC never takes off
>Lytecoin becomes the big coin
>you are now even more broke in this timeline

theory of 6 degrees of separation influence

Not him but If I'd pay to give 11 y/o myself "change diet, cut fats first, sugars second" advise. I would've avoided so much problems.

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>not using your superior knowledge to create bitcoin yourself
>in 2003

>bitcoin
>start building muscle in my teens
>fuck all my female friends even the ugly ones
>launch some tech related business in high school to build experience

Time travel isnt isekai

just reinvest when you see another currency taking off harder
its not like you shouldve lost alot by then

>starts doing acting work.

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lets be real if youre not getting fit and going out right now you probably would still be too lazy if you were send back in time
maybe you will have some advantages due to more life experience that you can exploit but youre not magically going to become less lazy

I'd have more energy and prospects. Nobody want's my fat swamp ass now but back then I could've scored some if I took care of myself.

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true this. I'd never wan't to be less lazy, in fact i'd just exploit my advantages to make enough money to be even more lazy.

Hell, same. I'd have to wait a bit to meet him but yeah.

Also sports betting.

>lifting weights is boring

nah it's actually really fun

wish I'd known that before my mid-20s. would have done my scrawny 16-17 year old self so much good.

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That's not hard. You just need properly developed skills to turn into money. I guess your welding school certificate won't help you much there.

Anyone watch the live action or erased?

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>make my presence known online for 9/11 predictions
Enjoy being raped to death in a CIA torture prison in Libya.

>become rich
>attempt to make my wealth as crisis-proof as possible
>go back to being a filthy NEET, but this time with refreshing feeling of freedom

Existence is fundamentally broken. No matter how many times you redo it, the result will be terrible.

I would start watching anime.

Is she deadened?

Why didn't just he go back in time and uncuck himself?

she is not kill

play good videogames again

Shy does she sleep like that?

Mine bitcoin, coast for a few years, never enter the workforce.
Is there anything else that increased in value so much? First use of bitcoin was a guy buying pizza for 3,000,000 BTC, now 1 BTC is worth thousands of dollars.

no you faggot, she's dead, watch the show

I take good care of my teeth, I greatly regret not doing so when younger

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Why would I want to watch the show with dead lolis and NTR?
For me It'd only delay the inevitable expenditure of screwing 12 implants in.

YouTube loses money.

You know that none (? not 100% sure about on or two of them) of them were new concepts? They just got lucky and got more popular than the earlier attempts at doing the same thing.

Unless you are really young you can expect to make at least million times more than you invest. Just save a hundred bucks and you are set for life.

It's been popular since the XIX century.

someone fucked up with date tumbler

I don't get your joke.

The dumb way, bet on large sports events you know the winners of. Especially if they are less likely winners.

>large sports events you know the winners of.
Who even does that?

desu me neither
I've been reading isekaishit all night and am trying to fix that by not sleeping

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You're one Einstein Jnr huh. I didn't even know how to boil potatoes when I was 11

>hurr I'd create Amazon durr
>just the name will be enough, not need to do any other work
You must be 11 right now.