How do I attain this lifestyle?

How do I attain this lifestyle?

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How do you become a buyfag with a buddy?

buy shit
make friend

Top or bottom. Pick one.

Be a homosexual that pays for your boyfriends shit.

Get a well-paying job.

Get a job and then just spend all your money on anime shit. Literally, that is all he is doing.

Ignoring the fact that one of those characters is a dragon that personifies avarice, just get a job and spend all your money and free time on anime merch.

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Be a good human being.

>this guy is completely within position to dick down the prime-wife material that is Kobayashi
>has been so for years
>never tried anything
>invites this weird stranger over to play vidya all day instead
Absolute madman or super fag?

>live in as small a place you feel comfortable with
>never have a girlfriend
>spend all your money on what you enjoy the most