>Ehh,what did you say?
>*camera points to the sky*eeeeeeeeeeeeeh!?
ITT:We pretend to be a generic harem MC
Adrian Thompson
Asher Scott
Let's pretend to be a generic Yea Forums thread instead.
Bentley Smith
>"I'm sorry!" x 1000
Colton Ortiz
Eh? Nandatte?
Ayden Bell
*cover eyes with both hands*
>I c-c-couldn't possibly do THAT!
Christopher Hernandez
I hate women
Jace Green
BRAAAAAAAAPP
Charles Sullivan
how pungent darling
Christopher Wright
Can't wait for my doormat of a childhood friend or bratty imouto to get my lazy ass out of bed like they do every morning.
Adam Collins
i have no personality nor soul. i exist only to let you, a sad pathetic being, whose purpose is lost, who only finds solace in imaginary worlds with imaginary situations, to live through me in those very imaginary lives so that you can find even a little satisfaction in life, no matter how little or how fake. i am not my own character, i do not grow, i do not develop. i cannot do that because then that would be to say that you who live through me has the capability to grow, to better oneself, to change. but that is not true. you have given up, you will not invest any effort, not matter how small to live a better life. you are pathetic
Aiden Ortiz
bro...
Christian Robinson
Pathetic. Such meaningless words of yours are nothing of importance to me
Angel Price
IMAGINE
Bentley Russell
*falls onto girl in the most suggestive position possible*
Blake Brown
Damn nigga. YOU REALLY SPENT ALL THAT TIME THINKING THAT UP AND WRITING THAT?
HAHAHA HAAHHAAA HAHHHHHAAAAAA HAHAHA HHHAAAAAHAHA HAHAHA HAAHHAAA HAHHHHHAAAAAA HAHAHA HHHAAAAAHAHA HAHAHA HAAHHAAA HAHHHHHAAAAAA HAHAHA HHHAAAAAHAHA *inhales sharply* HAHAHA HAAHHAAA HAHHHHHAAAAAA HAHAHA HHHAAAAAHAHA HAHAHA HAAHHAAA HAHHHHHAAAAAA HAHAHA HHHAAAAAHAHA
Nathan Rivera
>"AHEM!" *ding ding ding!* "Fuck ****ies and ni*****"
>It's almost as if
>The absolute state of X
>Imagine X
>What does Yea Forums think of X?
>Did you watch her anime, X?
>*Shitty thing about anime* What's her name Yea Forums?
>Now that the dust has settled, what does Yea Forums think of X?
>What is the anime version of *insert band or album*
>***ny thread
>I love X!
> Let's write a letter to X, one word for each post
>Is he right Yea Forums?
>What did he mean by this?
>Thoughts? Apologize to him Yea Forums. Explain yourselves.
>Well? Who was in the wrong here?
>Defend this.
>What's her name again?
>What the fuck was his problem?
>Refute this.
>Prove him wrong.
>Perfect X doesn't exi-
>Protip: you can't .
>Why does this trigger Yea Forums so much?
>Would you? Is he "our" guy?
>She did nothing wrong!
>Will you watch her anime?
>Watch her anime
>Convince me to NOT watch this anime.
>Find a flaw
>Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that it was shit?
>How did we go from this...to THIS?
>How do we fix X?
>ITT : XXX
Nathan Fisher
>Girl walks on MC changing
>MC has to apologise
James Lewis
PLEASE FUCK MY SOPPING WET PUSSY MC-KUN I WANT YOUR THROBBING COCK
haha yeah i like you as well, just like i like all my friends :)
Carter Lee
Whaaaat's happeniiiiiiing~~~?
Kayden Ross
Маҥ таган аттардыҥ,
Jаражын, jаражын,
Чӧйилип барааткан,
Аргымак аттардыҥ.
Сакыгар, cакыгар,
Сакыгар, нӧкӧрлӧр,
Сакыбай мени,
Маҥ тада бердилер.
Аттар, аттар,
Аргымак аттарым.
Сакыгар, cакыгар,
Сакыгар, нӧкӧрлӧр.
Nolan Diaz
Sxarop
Eli Robinson
The absolute state of Yea Forums
Anthony Hill
Guys, quit talking to me about all the girls I know. They invade every aspect of my fucking life that isn't fighting people, and oftentimes most aspects of fighting people. Please stop talking to me about bowls, I have plenty of tableware, but what I don't have is the fucking space and time to decompress, grapple with the fact that I both have an older brother AND he tried to behead me when we first met, call my parents overseas and ask about time and money management, or just do my fucking homework because I'm trying to not fail high school.
I miss my friends. Glasses-kun is the only guy that hangs out with me anymore, and everyone fucking hates him for no reason. He's a cool guy! He's the only guy I can ever fucking talk to about anything with any semblance of normalcy in my life! Half of these girls treat him like shit just because he makes a pervy joke about how their tits are halfway hanging out whenever they get in a battle! Fuck you, I'd have made that stupid joke too if he hadn't already done it! Go bother him about his bowls! I bet the madman only eats off of plates anyway!
This shit is so exhausting!
Ryder Allen
I'm so pathetic that even pretending won't work.