153cm

just do more strength exercises broes

are you female(male)?

>l*lifags shitting in a perfectly good JC thread
Every time.

flip the number then we'll talk

>He can't curl LMAO 1Plate
>He doesn't OHP LMAO 1.5 Plate for reps

Fag, I could OHP Nadeko and throw her across the room if I felt like it and I've only been lifting for two years

38cm
158kg
Now what do we do with our hockey puck?

How can a character be this lewd.
It should be illegal to design characters with such a crazy amount of eroticism

Light weight!

I literally weigh 10 nadekos
What a small girl

Reminder that she's grossly underage, you damn pedos.

You shouldn't be having lewds thougth about such small girl,oni-san.

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Literally 1 year from the legal age, and also a cartoon. and is also the worst girl

Unless you overhead your bodyweight you're weak.

You weigh 837lbs? "Literally?"

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>can curl her with both arms
That's hot

Almost

She's age of consent in Japan

Can you even walk?

snake a shit

That's hot

I love Nadeko, but she might be obsolete now.

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>the only reason I've entered this thread
thanks user,be good

>weigh 78kg
>OHP 85kg

Guess I'm strong now

Yea Forums gangbang with Nadeko

It's not really true that the age of consent in Japan is 13. Intercourse with minors under 13 is always illegal with no exceptions, but the Child Welfare Act and prefectural obscenity ordinances mean that in practice the age of consent in Japan is always at least 16 and is usually 18. Since Japan also lacks closeness of age exemptions the legal situation is in reality more restrictive than the United States

She's older than Nadeko, Aniki.

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I can do 10 pulls. But last time I tried to carry an old xeon server of 40kg and I hardly last 10s.

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Can curl her with one arm
My dick is almost as long as her entire arm
She can only take the head
Reminds me of my ex-english teacher from highschool.
A woman that age with two children being that smol and not being able to take a moderately thick 9 inch dick?
The fuck.
On second thought.
No.
Smol girls are fun to play with but ultimately infuriating. Imagine getting cock blocked by her cunt.

I am talking about my own country though. Where the age of consent is 15. Hence why I said "1 year from" since she's 14 in the later parts. Not that I would bone a 15 year old, just sounds like boring sex if yo ask me, user. And again; it's a cartoon character.

you weak bitch

She's only 14, give her a break.

This
Bat is objectively superior

it's fine by me
i like them a bit older

Last in Line

I had something else in mind I'd give her

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14 is unironically the age of consent in my country so you're wrong

WELCOME TO ROCK AND ROLL NIGHT

based country
whichever it is

That's a child user
Children are for hugs and seeing em grow

>seeing em grow
Them? Seeing what grow exactly?

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>Not just fucking her in the ass and impregnating her stomach

>38kg
>heavy

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she looks old

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Why are screen caps of Nadeko more erotic than fanart?

Now this is something that i can handle.

Not into anal unless she's seriously an ass slut or it's a domination and power thing.
Besides assholes are tighter then pussies and not as fun to fuck.

Wow, someone on Yea Forums who has had actual anal
My best description for assfucking is that it feels like putting on and taking off a cockring quickly.
Very tight in one spot and then nothing after that

You can't even carry her to the bedroom?

Pathetic.

>Koimonogatari is just a story about Kaiki going on thot patrol.

Hanekawa, Senjougahara, Nadeko and Ononoki BTFO.
How can one man get away with talking about punching so many different girls and getting away with it?

>tfw imagined

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Seeing their bodies and minds grow into Proper adults that can go out into the world and make you proud.

who is you're most favorite loli thread?

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>I can do 100 push up
T-throughout the day, right? If I try to do more than 25 in one set my arms turn into noodles.

Not him but,
Look up the scooby1961 video on how to get to 100 push ups, it has some really good techniques for training to get up to 100.
Godspeed my friend.
See you in /fit/

can someone do the full imagine meme where you bend her over or w/e, I forgot how it went

You can have sex with a 13 years old in Japan if the family consents though. So if I say I love snake, and her guardian agrees and considers our relationship wholesome, then it's legal.

I'm like 180kg so no.

>180kg
I'm not sure if this is an American who doesn't understand how heavy 180kgs is for a human, is so fucking round that they could cosplay Dr Robotnik or so fucking built that they make professional lifters look like small children.

Ain't nothing but a peanut!

Hey, I'm a skeletor.

I hope he meant pounds

>180kg
>muscles
How fucking humongous would you have to be for that? Some sort of 8ft giga human?

My imouto is 59kg and I can manhandle her easily, get fit you lazy bum

delusional retard

So you are saying you want to fuck kids user?
does seeing these girls having a good time on screen makes you wonna body them and cum in them?
I'm just making sure this is what you are saying user, cause I don't like to point fingers.

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Yeah?

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lol
keep being based user

Look up Thor Bjornsson

JC are the best

Imagine

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Since when is Nadeko a loli you fucking retards.

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Anyone watching Nadeko-chan's new anime?

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She's a JC, even better than a loli

Age?

It's good

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that's actually pretty fat

If she'd taken up sport she'd be named a 'pocket rocket' for sure!

𝒞𝑜𝓃𝒸𝑒𝓅𝓉𝓊𝒶𝓁𝒾𝓏𝑒

can you like not put it in bong measurements? this is america bro

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>bong measurements
dumb mutt

kek

>tighter then pussies
thats a bad thing?

*healthy

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shit bait and yet I took it

>BMI of 16.2
>anything but a hungry skellington

Went to a JK-themed soapland and had a girl that was 148cm. Smallest girl I've ever banged.

>I can do 100 push up
Why lie on an anonymous imageboard?

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>oppai loli
disgusting

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you know what happens to pedos in jail, user? you wanna know what it feels like to bleed black cock?

Where do you think we are?

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>153cm
I know a girl who's 5' and 78 lbs

I don't like them either, but I can't deny their existence. Luckily Nadeko's are small at most so she's still acceptable.

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153 is too tall for a JC

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5 foot? That's too big for anime girls.

>tfw I'M 153 and 38kg
Who the hell am I supposed to manhandle?

How did they not fuck? You don't just get invited to a girl's room while her parents are out and not fuck like animals.

It would've happened if her mom hadn't come home early. Araragi basically outright says it would have.

What is the weight of a plate?

>heavier than me
yo I'm 182cm don't do this to me

a squirrel

How Much shinobu weigths?

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Obsessed

>165cm
>5kg

I M A G I N E

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it's been a while Yea Forums

might as well ask here.
i've been starting to maintain a diet and start excercising but im running into a few problems, im trying to both lose weight and gain muscle, the losing weight aint hard its just cutting a lot of shit i used to eat but I cant for the life of me seem to gain muscle, and i dont know exactly what to eat, is it more protein, more carbs, what?
and finally, since i have crippling soxial anxiety, most o the workouts are at home which means not a lot of equipment.
my routine is 75 pushups, 30 pull ups, 100 situps, running 4km, and 50 bicep curls (12kg weights) every day and my diet is just whatever i can buy with my shit income (so i get stuff like liver, heart, sometimes chicken fillet and inexpensive cuts of meat).

Just save yourself the trouble and resign yourself to fatness. If you had the necessary drive or self-control to get fit you wouldn't be here

What a fatty.

>133 cm
>29 kg

Now that's more like it! Anything more than 30kg is basically obese.

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you can't gain muscle and lose weight at the same time. It doesn't work that way.

Stop being such an impatient faggot.

Give it time this shit doesnt appear in a week.

but i dont want to manhandle Illya, i want to protect her. I want to manhandle Kuro tho.

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She got a spin off? Is it the same va?

Yeah but you're still a manlet

I'm imagining right now.

Too big.

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I want Kuro to mandhandle me.

Lol, you're cute

151 is the ideal JC height,

is there a Twister? This is important.

You want a low amount of reps(up to 10) with the highest amount of strain possible to gain muscle mass. All this jogging and 5000 reps of whatever won't help with that

that's almost like my gf, it's weird since i'm over 190cm tall

Best girl by far

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Reminder that nadeko is the type of girl that will get fat in the future

>She's only 14
You misspelled "already"

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>Thread devolves to a /fit/ shit flinging manlet contest
Sasuga Yea Forums.

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Because Kaiki is best grill

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Can be done with a blowup doll user. No need for imaginings.

I miss when fansubs would do cool shit like put the yellow subs in that OP

Fuck Nadeko

Yes please!

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most of the countries in Europe have an age of consent between 14 and 16

Is Yea Forums ran a train on Nadeko, how long do you think she'd last before passing from exhaustion? How much cum would she be able to fit? Would quadruple penetration be possible, octuple if we include her armpits and the back of her knees?

start crosdressing and working on your butt and waist, then find a big bulky man that can manhandle you

>octuple
I doubt it. I'm not seeing a way to fit all eight dudes around her.

I'm here to imagine

I'm the girlfriend at 158 cm and 38 kg. My partner is 208 cm. Lowkey wondering if you're him, but I don't think he talks like you and he linked me this thread an hour after your post. :thonking:!

>Would quadruple penetration be possible
I don't know but I want to try.

> :thonking:
back to discord both of you cancerous trannies

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Checking to see if I’m banned

My wife is 163cm/40kg. 30 yrs, one kid.
Nadeko's measurements are not unreasonable.

allah hu akbar

Well, you’re not wrong. Germany is Saudi Arabia lite now.

I'll be first in line!

There are 99 anons between you and me.

I thought it was Ottoman empire lite.

It doesn't matter what it is, because your feelings matter more than facts.

Speaking about him,

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I wish a niggaragi would

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big talk madam squid

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>descartes
truly a wise french lad

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He didn't want to punch Hanekawa, he was just curious after she was mentioned and then floored he couldn't mess with her when they met. Plus he thought she was cute and was sad her outfit hid the boobs if you read the LN.

What do you mean "more" and "will be borderline"? She's already dangerously underweight, unless her entire skeleton is hollow like a bird's.

Is that nigga Larry?

She's literally anorexic

She’s also a bit of a pshyco

What the fuck are you talking about commie?

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This is AMERICA. We love FREEDOM! We eat BURGERS! We worship our LORD and SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST! Take your commie units back to Europe yah Islam!

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I'm kinda surprised that there were no loli Hanekawa webms yet. That arc was certifiable proof he is both a Hanekawa-con and lolicon at the same time.

>ragi hasn't shoved his face in that yet

My parents aren't home, user. Do you wanna play twister?

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Who are you and how did you get this number?

Onii-chan is so cruel! Why don't you want to play with Nadeko?

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Ueno is the shit but goddamn most side characters are lifted from Monogatari. Hell, Tanaka's sisters are basically the Fire Sisters

How much did you pay user?

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how is Nadeko so erotic?

God I want an IMAGINE tier gf.

>my gf
Sure pal

pronebone

Snake magic it is

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Literalmente el cuerpo perfecto.

>this is the average f/a/ggot
pathetic

>dicklet doesn't feel his penis being crushed inside the rectum
Also, the true goal of it is having the maximum squeeze from the buttcheeks, hence why prone (belly down) is the best position for it (also for vaginal).

And I'm perfectly fine with that.

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This sounds like the turn of events that will eventually get you into jail.

nadeko deserves better hmanga

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25,000 yen. I went there twice, but the other girl was taller and THICCer. The girl that was 148cm was short and overall petite. I had prettier girls from other services, though.

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>motorized rollinghams
gets me everytime

>drawing lines between lolis and pedos
Also, okay friend, let me explain something to you since you seem to be new here. Hebephilia is NOT the same thing as pedophilIa. I'm sick and tired of you trolls popping up everywhere and spreading BLATANT misinformation. In many countries hebephilia is considered normal and healthy . Human beings have a natural attraction to girls who are going through puberty. Being attracted to girls who are pre-pubescent is fucking sick and disgusting, but only in the US does there seem to be an unwarranted taboo around a healthy and normal condition. My head hurts. I'm just trying to get my real life back.

I fucking love JC.

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From where is this pasta?

In what universe is 14 years old considered loli?

A true man of culture
Illya is prime breeding material

Nadeko is not a loli, but there are some.

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Yeah, so?

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Use IMPERIAL units you fucking eurofags

>5'10
>5'11
Shit like that should have been abandoned, who the hell thought that was a good idea? At this point only total contrarians stick to burger fairy tale units.

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>I could OHP Nadeko
thanks bro now im imagining doing my entire routine using snek instead of barbell

>tfw you will never benchpress a Nadeko
why live

as a member of the burger land fairy tail brigade, i agree!

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Now this is a weak ass bitch. The least you can do is carry her on your back but loli pussy is definitely too much for your shitty body.

how much does she weight?

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If she is over 1nep she is not IMAGINE tier.

KonoSuba's for starters. Although Nadeko is the kind of girl who has one foot in preteen and one foot in early teen. People's perspective will differ so she's just loli-ko enough for some, and for others she isn't but is a JC nonetheless.

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You have to hand it to SHAFT, there isn't a single fan work that is as erotic and sexy as Nadeko is in the anime.

I don't even know what JC stands for

Jackie Chan

Just Cause™

You don't even need to be on shape to do that, look up the 100 pushups in six weeks program. I can do it and I'm a fat fuck.

Good god.
I have a cousin with the same height, same body type, same age and even same skin tone.
thank god she is 3D, otherwise I'd be in jail.

there is no way to imagine Marie.

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Age is not a qualifier for loli status

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Lolibabas are the best!

finally some taste in this thread

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Bong measurements are 5 feet and 5.9 stone.
Bongs use whatever they feel like using pints, litres, stone, kg, miles, mph, feet, meters. No rhyme or reason to it all.

>144cm
>33kg

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I prefer this one instead

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Well she is a ghost.

Everywhere outside of Yea Forums.

already in the position for a ride

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