What the fuck why didn't anyone tell me this mobage ad was actually good?

What the fuck why didn't anyone tell me this mobage ad was actually good?

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Because no one would listen.

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>2 cour in 2k18
>non-shonen
And you didn't pick it up?

You'd know that Yea Forums liked Sword Autists if you lurked more.

I also just started watching it OP. I'm on episode 5.
I don't know what the fuck is going on but I'm enjoying it.

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We did. You obviously weren't around for it.

Lurk more faggot.

Yume is never coming back

Someone post that kanami pic..

Just the fact that it was 2 cour without some mid season break was refreshing.

This would have been the perfect anime for me if the main character was a guy so I could self insert and all the relevant characters weren't just a bunch of w*men

Blame lolicon japanese gods.

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We did tell you. We tried to convince everyone when it was airing that it was better than it looked. We posted Yume.webm in practically every sakuga thread but few listened

But we did.

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because it wasn't
also yume is alive

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Get out of this thread and don't return until you finish it.

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The cg put-off some people which I understand. However, I will never understand the sentiment that the beginning was confusing. It was pretty straightforward.

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I love Birb so much.

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You're in for a ride

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TnM threads were pretty much up 24/7 while it was airing.
You are an idiot.

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only in the kusoge
>tfw the ad has more respect for its characters than the one it's advertising for

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>I don't know what the fuck is going on but I'm enjoying it.
You better get used to it because it'll stay that way to the last episode and almost never pause to let you catch up. The anime feels like it was designed to have each episode watched twice with the amount of subtle details, and everything involving swordfighting is so intricate not just in the constant usage of real life techniques but in the way certain style's attitudes relate to characters. I wish I could watch it for the first time again.

I think the odd storytelling was only for the first half. The second half is way more clear about things

Tbf, just because a show has an ongoing thread doesn't mean it's got a lot of hype

Everyone was too busy shitposting about Franxx and VEG, which meant toji threads were relatively good with lots of discussion.

Anyone has link to the Highway to the Dangerzone mix?
Or place I could upload mp4?

Hiyori is so precious!

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It's okay, Yume is back in a hospital bed coughing up blood again. And the elite guard feel like shells of characters in the anime compared to the mobage. I can't believe the anime didn't even touch on all of Maki's old squad dying. Her behavior makes so much more sense with that context, and it was in side material that came out while the anime was still airing.

HIGHWAY TO THE DANGERZONE!

streamable.com/i3bmo

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Licking Yomi's bald spot!

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Thanks either way!

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Well, they had to make time for the most important character, so it's understandable.

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>This would have been the perfect anime for me if the girls were gayer
Fixed.

I love Cowroo! Best girl with best character development!

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Yume

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Don't worry, Yui and Kiyoka will make sure that the tojis will not be straight like their mothers.

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>storm armor is simply placed over school uniforms
Should have had tights underneath instead like in Symphogear. What a wasted potential.

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>best character development
She's a good character, but she's pretty static in terms of development.

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What? She goes from lazy and not giving a fuck about anything to becoming more accepting of responsibility to being a (reluctant) full on leader by the end.

I dunno, it always seemed like she's Sana's bitch from the start. She'll complain and laze off but is also gaugin on what the next course of action should be.

This is the MC of Toji no Miko S2. Say something nice to her.

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>gets birbed
Heh, nothin personnel, toji-rapist.

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The only reason she joined Mokusa to begin with was to make sure Ellen stayed safe. She's still a slacker at the end but I feel like her sense of responsibility grew a lot when the dangers started hitting closer to home. She was one of the most emotional when Kanami and Hiyori didn't come back from the netherworld, and I think that's part of why she volunteered to join the elite guard.

Storm Armor remains the hypest moment in the whole series.

She's the Bill Cosby of tojis but always gets away with it. I give her props for evading the law for so long.

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Cowroo is for milking.

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An ancap snake wouldn't wear Pinochet's hat unless it had taken it off of his corpse.

Pinochet's policies were directly inspired by Hayek and Friedman.

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Chinese tojis when?

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Something about a girl being a dense romcom protagonist makes it better

Never, Chang. Go kill yourself before the pollution does.

This show failed on "show not tell". During the flashback I was completely lost on who was whose mother and had to refer to a wiki page to keep everyone sorted in my head.

That's just because you're retarded.

>implying Squeenix won't end up bowing before the Xi Emperor

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It failed show don't tell because it showed you things without telling you them? And it's pretty obvious which of the two in the past were the moms. You saw tulpamom many times before that point and Hiyori's mom was always with Yukari. But the flashback was intended to be confusing, that's why it was a cold start dumping you into an event with information that contradicted what you had already been told.

Minato appearing in Kanami's dreams gave her a connection with Kanami, and Kagari resembles Hiyoyon and the Juujou clan was close to the Origami clan so I don't think it was that confusing.

>Maki
>Girl

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She's as much a girl as any other toji is.

Aha! So you're the idiot that's resposible for anime over explaining everything!
Do us all a favour and go to your local forest, find the tallest tree there and hang yourself from the top of it.

Outside of Maki being oblivious to Suzuka's affections as well as having other off-screen admirers I don't think she's really the dense romcom type.
>explicitly handsome
>actually famous inasmuch as she's the head bodyguard for the head Toji
>to get to that point you have to be a pretty damn good swordsman so it stands to reason she's a pretty capable athlete
>acoustic Latin guitarist follows her around making sure she always has a leitmotif ready

Outside of her autism she's actually got some pretty conventionally attractive traits. It's kind of an insult to put her on the same level as your generic "takes a bath daily, puts on deodorant, and doesn't randomly call people the N-word so every girl falls in love with him" MC.

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I never understood why they didn't put down this bitch.

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They tried to put down Yomi.

I hate to chime in with everybody else but as someone who was utterly confused during the first 3 or 4 episodes and realized I had to really pay attention to what the show was giving me, I have to conclude that you're a pleb. Don't just watch the fancy pictures, actually process what is going on in the story

>Outside of Maki being oblivious to Suzuka's affections
Yeah, that's what I meant. Full "eh nandatte" tier but she makes it charming

Everybody got pleb filtered by the first episode.

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Best girls

Maki is actually a milk truck when she's not binding her milkers.

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Whoops

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I'm glad. It made the threads peaceful. Though I gotta be honest, that first episode sucks on first watch. It only holds up in retrospect

But first episode was extremely good. That unexpected ending has really grabbed my attention.

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Of course. SZK would not have it any other way.

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What I never expected from the series is how established and firm Yomi's belief is.
You guys kept making fun of her being birb and all during the first half of the show, but then at the end she gave a speech full of indomitable spirit.

I don't remember being any kind of confused by the first episode, but it might have been because I read 2-3 manga chapters before it.

It's definitely a stark contrast from Maki who has a meltdown after losing just once.

People felt sorry for the birb because of the abuse she got but it was great to see her being active and show her conviction.

Before the anime she was too valuable. She produced great results even if she hid a lot of dark shit, and Yukari was complicit in most of it anyway. During the raid they couldn't kill anyone because they needed their hostile takeover by a revolutionary group to appear legitimate to the rest of the world. Even then Mokusa struggled to be accepted, no thanks to Akane. Yukina went into hiding and the Sword Administration didn't need any more scandals, so they put Renpu's deal on hold. When she came back she had so many political cards to play that she was effectively immune, and she had outlived her relevance by then anyway. Maki was going to kill her but there's just no point. She's just pitiful and again, it's hard to single her actions out and not take down all the Sword Administration and the Origamis with her.

It's weird remembering how nobody understood her for the vast majority of the anime. There were all kinds of theories, from her being a Yukari devotee to secretly having died ages ago and this Yume just being a dumb aradama using her body as a puppet.

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>You guys kept making fun of her being birb
Because she spent like 95% of the series being abused. How could you not make fun of htat

This
The competition introduced all characters. And it show motivations of main characters.
And the twist was great.

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The summary for this show killed a large portion of interest in it. It only describes like only the first half of episode 1

I never read the manga and I was still not confused in the slightest despite not being the brightest person.
It's just that most of Yea Forums are autistic brainlets that can't pay atention for more than 1 minute at a time so if there is any substance to the plot at all it will go way over most people's heads.

Yukari or Akane?

In retrospect, wasn't Yomi the one who finished the most job out of all the royal guard?

This actually. I dropped it without even picking up.
Deeply regret it now.

The speculation and memes were a lot of fun. All sorts of shenanigans like discussing sword styles and DOOMposting to crazy theories like mentions, the "Yomi died along time ago and its actually an aradama possessing her" being one.
I'm also glad to have been led to this gem of a video. youtube.com/watch?v=B5dAUfTQjSw

They come as a pair. And you can't have them.

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That's why I've actively avoided summaries and charts before watching shows for the past few years. I'd rather give things a try and form my own opinion first than go in with expectations from a summary or worse, Yea Forums.

Imagine Yui having a threesome with these two sisters.

I can understand why they did that, since explaining any of the details beyond the first episode would give away twists, but it's funny I actually saw people who didn't like it because there was too much plot and they were expecting mostly status quo SoL stuff.

>non-shonen
What did he mean by this?

Its target audience is gay girls.

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Girls who are gay for girls with dicks.

Girls with masculine vaginas, you mean.

yukari had foursomes in her mind for years

No.

Yes

No, not at all. I don't know where you come from, but you're clearly not familiar with any of these girls.

Shonen manga adaptations are usually the only thing that gets more than one cour, and more infrequently, have multiple consecutive cours.

Get your dick fantasies outta here, discord tranny.

>muhh airing threads
every fucking thread since you fuckers rub it in my face, I only have myself to blame.

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Why are people saying that the start was confusing?

And not that the second half was a complete unwatchable snoozefest?

>And not that the second half was a complete unwatchable snoozefest?
Second half was unironically better than the first.

Because they're retarded. Like you are.

I was fully expecting the second half to be bad, but it wasn't

Ellen and Mai's episode put me to sleep but Kaoru and Sayaka's episode afterwards was top tier and wholesome. I want to see their post-anime adventures.

The first half was extremely straightforward, it just expected you to infer a lot of basic information about the setting. The second half took that foundation and threw you through constant twists, calling into doubt a lot of things from the first half and expanding on them. It was the best kind of clusterfuck and had a surprisingly satisfying ending.

>Taisha-ryu

laughed harder than i should have, fuck taisha

>Why are people saying that the start was confusing?
Because it doesn't really explain who people are, their roles, what happened at what time. They allude to it but the story expects you to pay attention to when it gets brought up later. This is pretty surprising for a show that just looked like lesbian sword tournament. I think a really good example of this is the hags and how they were prominent in the present and past but you had to keep the timeline in mind as well.

Nah, "Toji Enemy of the State" was a lot better and fresh than "fight the evil goddess". Second half is more in line what I feel a show of that type would turn into. The first half is absolutely nothing like I expected

The target audience is anyone who can appreciate sword on sword action between girls with swords.
Of course we're also talking about the sword in their pants.

It's the actual name of Ellen's style. It has a history of being a practical dirty sort of fighting taught to footsoldiers so they wouldn't get themselves killed trying to be all fanciful. You mix in martial arts like punches and kicks.
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>"Toji Enemy of the State" was a lot better and fresh than "fight the evil goddess"
I don't know how you managed to walk away with that when the ending was Kanami saying they had to save Tagitsuhime and the moms forgiving her for killing them. In fact you have it totally backwards. The first half was kill Yukari, the evil goddess. The second half was questioning if there ever really was an evil goddess. One of my favorite episodes is when Tagitsu powers up and decides to appear before the media and play the victim instead of fighting anyone. That's absolutely out of character for this kind of anime.

>Monthly Shōnen Ace
Are you perhaps a big dumdum?

Fuck Hiyoyon

I wish.

I'm in love with Kanami and wish to breed strong children with her.

You'd die in childbirth.

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Never forget the hype of goddess Hiyori. The biggest sin of the show was having that only last one episode

Hiyori was a goddess in every episode.

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the mobage is better

Goddess of body odor

Get your dick fantasies outta here, faggot.

Goddess Hiyori was hype but nothing was as hype as goddess Hiyori jobbing to this sociopath. That whole part from Kanami showing her true colors to Hiyori getting absorbed by Tagitsuhime was the peak of this show.

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First opening or second opening?

First. But both are great.

Second one.
More grimdark.

Remember the shitposting in the threads about this

SHE NEVER LIKED HIYORI, SHE'S A PSYCHOPATH

Yume dying and staying dead the whole show is still one of the ballsiest things I've ever seen

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Bring back Goddess Hiyori.

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She'll be back as some sort of crazy robot.

Boy were they told.

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One of the upcoming events will have chinese prostitute dresses.

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Who in the right mind would buy sexual services from that dumb homo?

Tojis are a freaky bunch. I'm sure there's someone who wants her circumcised sword.

Well there was that time Yui offered to trade Kiyoka's virginity to Mihono for sexual favors.

I miss the short but sweet sword fights. Not many anime did that kind of autism nowadays.

>Toji
>Starlight
>Spyce
>Last Period
>Garupa Pico
>Chikuwa

Was 2018 the year of the gacha ad anime?

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I only liked Toji and Starlight out of those

It wasn't fair. Takemizuchihime was constipated so she lost.

Chikuwa deserved to live.

I did.

>Bad 3D action
yikes

No you didn't

I watched like two episodes and the story just didnt grip me enough. Normally I'm all for these COMBAT GIRLS ONLY stuff.

Are there lesbians and angst later on?

Big swords.

Yume and her death was the best thing about this series. There was no melodrama about how the rest of the cast respected her all along, she literally just came and went. She was only remembered and mentioned by the few people who got to knew her. Regardless of how people felt about the series, at least that aspect was rather well-written.

Well as someone who isn't into all girls x anime, once I saw the Utsushi system in the first episode I immediately was willing to give the world-building a chance.

The rest of the plot is more-or-less the same as the first 3 episodes so take that as you will.

you mean the gay 3d holographic combat thing that seems like magic but not really oh wait it actually is magic system?

What does this mean

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yeah its a magic system, it seems holographic because Toji trust each other to make lethal cuts while the Utsushi is activated, although if they take too many lethal cuts then they lose that power for a minute or 2 and can be hurt if they take another attack

>implying you can't self-insert as a girl

Redpill me on this show. Why should I watch it? Is it so bad it's good? What's the premise?

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How about you just kill yourself.

How about you use fucking google retard

>why would I ask the opinion of anons on a message board on why a show is good
I'll take that as a "steer clear of this show" then.

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