ITT:Shitty tropes that make you mad

pretty much describing nips taste and guess what that's all they're gonna be putting out. they're taste ain't changing anytime soon.

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>loner character doing his own thing because he's crazy and independent
>young character thrust upon him because >circumstances
>slowly changes and begins to depend on young character
>his now protege does something stupid and is on the brink of death
>mentor dies to save him

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Is this actually a thing in japan? is pretty normal to kiss in the first date here but in mangas they only kiss like 3 times max on the year

>MC has harem of 10/10 girls that try to fuck him
>He's being a faggot and tries to run away from every sexual approach and screeches if he's pinned down
>other harem girl walks into the room
>beats MC

Remember how Zombieland Saga had a moe filter and in reality the girls were hideous? Romance anime/manga is the same thing, but instead of moe filter, they have a purity filter. Replace "kissing" with "having sex".

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>"no, this is a misunderstanding"

>Highschool sweethearts
>Only having sex every couple of months

Oh I am laffin.

>boy/girl about to confess
>something interrupts
>eh? what were you going to tell me?
>n-nothing

>villain doing something obviously morally wrong
>protagonist delivers a ten minute monologue explaining why it's wrong
Jesus Christ, I get it now get to the ass kicking.

Just once I want an MC to calmly go "oops sorry" and walk out and not once is it brought up again.

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Just ask them how fast they fuck after french kissing

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honestly Im fine with keeping romantic aspects to a minimum

it makes the times when it actually happens feel a fuck ton more special

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>MC meeting up with cute girl who's interested in him
>she thinks its a date but he doesn't know
>date starts, doing many date-like things
>shopkeeper comments that they look like cute couple
>MC sputters and blushes while denying it's anything like that

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>I'm fine with couples not progressing for weeks or months
I bet you're one of those fags who loves the
>I don't want to confess because it would change our relationship, despite us being deeply in love with each other
trope.

no need to rush through life man

I'm glad you're okay with drawing out the romance in a story, considering the romance in your life will never start.

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>Get one shot at youth
>Waste it pussyfooting around because you're afraid to take any chances
>End up with the girl you like thinking of you as a good friend while she got herself someone who actually fucks her brains out

Great advice, faggot

>they get called out for this and admit he's only good at studying

>MC finds himself in new place
>"first time i'm out in the world, i'm gonna do my best!"
>meets some guy/guys
>find out MC is special in some way
>they begin plotting to use him while he remains oblivious to their intentions
>wiser character joins later, quick to notice the one-sided view MC has
>guy who wants to use MC never does anything and sacrifices himself to save MC

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>tomboy romance manga
>male lead is a pathetic, ugly beta wimp

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>violent tsukkomi female character
>beats buttmonkey comedy relief to within an inch of death
>the reason that prompted this wasn't his fault
>doesn't apologize and looks pissed
>rinse repeat to last chapter
>buttmonkey is now her stooge, forever working for her in the final montage

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>He understand the economy of the new world with the price of an apple

The only time this ever made me mad was with Mai and Sakuta.
Goddamn we were teased forever and not even a proper couple kiss.

phew, thanks, I might have wasted my time on that at some point

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>MC is reborn as a mob/tool/whatever in generic fantasy world
>gets human form 3 chapters later
So far, only Sword Dad hasn't done this. Kumo does it, but it's pretty far on so I give it a pass. This irks me to no end. I want to see adventures of a monster, not adventures of a human utilizing powers vaguely related to said monster.
Also
>goblins/orcs are just green humans

>characters dating for two years
Still call each other by second names

>Characters married for two decades
>Have children
>Still blush when holding hands

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I miss this dumb 80s/90s comedy.
people who take the MC being abused in obvious broad slapstick scenes way too seriously are psychos. they're like male SJWs.

>it's obvious from chapter 1 which girl wins
>other girls exist and keep getting added

>all of them are better than the first girl

The show is all good up until the last 5 minutes of the final episode.

>"funny" lesbian minor character

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>only exists to be abussive of the male MC
>falls for him anyway

>actual genius ubermensch MC loved by women
>is so obsessed with some ideological goal he's basically asexual

>months/years of preparation

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Brown girl doesn't win

>this operation only has a 0.000000 rei rei rei rei 0000.1% chance of success

>author dies

>character eats some plain fucking rice
>suddenly surrounded by golden magic sparkles
>"OISHIIIIIIIIIIII"

>mecha anime
>character leaning forward and going "GRRRRRRAAAAA OOORRRYYAAAAAAAA" somehow suddenly makes the giant robot stronger

>MC makes "KHHH", "AGGHHHKKK" sounds in amusing situations, easily blushes and screeches and waves his hands around
honestly, is there any series with non-autist MC?

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>villain beat someone in a fight
>leaves instead of finishing him off

the alternative is super duper edgy cool fanfic OC protagonists like Alucard
fuck anime

>GULP GULP GULP
>PUHAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

>aggressive buildup to "oh my god she's finally going to confess"
>she pussies out on the last page possible
>return to status quo for the next 50 chapters

You know you love it.

>heh, impressive
>HOWEVER

>thousands of years before the established setting, humans and OP magical creatures lived in harmony
>The OP race is somehow wiped out or nearly wiped out by weak humans
>It's never explained how they managed this feat
>fast forward to present day when the OP race takes their revenge, even though humans are stronger/more technologically advanced they are still fodder
Why can't anyone ever do this right?

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They shouldn't even show a peck.

For voyeurism stick to porn.

>cliffhanger before something that will progress a story
>next chapter nothing happens
>a manga is monthly
No seriously fuck this

Read Kengan Asura, the HOWEVER was one of the funniest parts to discuss.

>Just once I want an MC to calmly go "oops sorry" and walk out and not once is it brought up again.
I feel like I've actually seen this at least once. Maybe Grisaia?

Following monthy manga is a form of torture. Just do what I do and read only when an arc is complete.

>Characters (not) confessed to each other
>They're (not) going out for a while now
>They finally are in the mood for a confess
>They lean in to each other
>Quick peck on the tongue
>Boy is mouth-raped
>Scene ends

and this is why Aka is so based. Such a bliss.
we don't deserve him

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>heroine's brain melts down
>stalled for a few more chapters
But still based and will deliver in some more chapters.

Last chapter was too cute to complain about.
Annoying thing is we're jumping to Lino before this gets resolved.

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Lino's chapter could be salvaged if it actually focus on interacting with the main cast and not just Ishigami which is 99% what's going to happen.
Kaguya will be out retarded for the whole day so I'm not too mad about it.

agreed. kumo at least had the patience to wait until it was starting to run out of things that would be funny to have her do in spider form. everything else just drops the entire fucking premise so fast.

agree, you just need like "but then man invented GUN"

>Fuck authors who do this
This user wants to get to fucking asap

That one was legitimately trolling the audience. I can't understand why you'd ever think an ending like that was okay.

basically every romance and school set anime. fucking annoying. its like they have some kind of boxes they need to tick so they can publish their basic ass manga/anime

>isekai.

>Villain literally kills billions and billions of people
>Gets the cheapest redemption ever
>Is everyone's favourite character and no-one ever brings up all the bad things he did
>Even though he killed hundreds more people AFTER being "redeemed"

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Guys in Japanese erotic fiction never pull out. Just never.

See: That's my take. I like the "pure" nature of shounen or mainstream manga. You can still get fucking and deep relationships in seinen, and those are the relationships in almost any movie, game, book, etc.

It's nice to be able to just read really pure wholesome love fantasy stuff, where holding hands is a huge deal and kissing is a massive step. Hell, that's one'a the things I enjoyed about the Harry Potter series, it was remarkably innocent in that regard.

>Enemy about to unleash attack
>I WON'T LET YOU
>lets him

>Not liking pure willpower shounen

Come on

I like Linogami, it's just frustrating waiting weekly.
At least we've been given a countdown (3 days until Christmas) for Kaguya/Prez to resolve.

I like it too, but Iino still feels like a side character who only exists for Ishigami, I'd rather have Aka flesh her out before going into romance.

>and this is why Aka is so based. Such a bliss.
>Last chapter was too cute to complain about.

Err...

>Massive confession scene, everything working out amazingly
>Pres is an absolute madman
>Perfect justification on why they've held back for so long
>The perfect moment
>A proper kiss!

But then,

>Hayasaka convinces Kaguya that she's fucked up and that Pres will think badly of her. Kaguya is so upset about this she couldn't sleep
>Pres has gotten into his own head and convinced himself they're probably not a couple yet
>It's EXACTLY THE SAME as the post-Fireworks chapters where a simple misunderstanding undid all the progress for another 90 chapters

After Fireworks everyone was saying they were guaranteed together and it was a done deal. Nothing happened then and it won't happen now. The status quo is rock solid. Rock. Solid.

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>characters have sex
>before they're married

>undid all the progress
The progress was there, Kaguya was still in denial to a degree despite it.

>The progress was there, Kaguya was still in denial to a degree despite it.

Hmm

>Fireworks chapter happened
>Everyone spends weeks talking about how the manga is going into endgame now, this is amazing, progress etc
>Tiny misunderstanding
>Status Quo restored
>Fireworks chapter is never, ever, ever, EVER referenced in universe again

Nah

>UMI DAH

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Its obnoxious when you have a married couple acting like that though after years together.

>>Mangas

The only anime where the relationship was properly handled is Parasyte, proof me wrong.

>married
>with a kid
>get embarrassed by kissing and holding hands
Dude you already FUCKED HER what are you getting embarrassed about

I am so glad I gave that one up and didnt stick it out until the end. I feel bad for the anons that did.

>>A proper kiss!
It was over the line even.

There was no misunderstanding though. She was still completely on cloud 9 for the entire chapter.

>reads garbage (romcom/drama)
>gets mad because it's garbage
really makes you think

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The point here is that french kissing is only a thing in the bedroom apparently
Jesus christ.

>Tongue-fucking someone in public

That's incredibly obnoxius, don't do that

I didn't realise Kaguya's brain being fried from tasting prez's ketchup was the status quo
There's no misunderstanding, and Prez is resolved to confront her about what their relationship is.

>when you save someone and get viewers to develop romantic feelings for heroine but end up getting cucked anyways
fuck

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>There's no misunderstanding

Everything out of Hayasaka's mouth was a misunderstanding. She literally ended by telling Kaguya that Pres probably thought she was a slut, Kaguya didn't even sleep after that. You really think she's gonna act normally around him? No, she's gonna run away. Just like she did after the fireworks. And nothing will be resolved.

>and Prez is resolved to confront her about what their relationship is.

Oh right, just like after the fireworks right?

>Everything out of Hayasaka's mouth was a misunderstanding
Oh okay you're just a retard.
No, Hayasaka understood what Kaguya was saying fine, she's just a virgin who thinks that french kissing is oral-sex tier.

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I wish someone had actually told me youth runs out instead of everyone constantly spouting that shit to take all the time you need in every aspect of life. We only live once and our time is incredibly limited so don't waste your time beating around the bush. If she doesn't feel the same then you move on. That's life.

One Punch Man,obviously

>manga is named after main girl
>still pretends to be a harem

>character unveils that they were evil all along
>face ocntorst into a disgusting grimace that doesn't resemble their original face in the slightest
>start laughing maniacally and lose all sense of self-control
>evil plan backfires
>character becomes a quiveling mess of terror and cowardice

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Sounds like true love to me.

>He killed millions of innocents to save like one or two
>SYMPATHETIC VILLAIN DID NOTHING WRONG RIP IN PEACE WOW ALL THIS GREY MORALITY REALLY MAKES ME THINK

It's hard to depict how relationships work if you've never had one. That's why most authors fail to deliver.

Japan's birth rate makes a lot more sense now

How is this bad?

Guren Lagann?

Everyone in this thread btfo