Is there a more useless goddess in all of anime?

Does "keeping people watching" count as a use?

> a complete slut that heals you from death
I don't see useless

She's a decent humidifier, I guess.

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Damegami

Daily reminder.

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But it smells like smelly ass

Nah, Aqua purifies everything and always smell fresh.

Aqua-fresh

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Not if she farts

I reckon this counts.

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Being X

That would be Neptune

I love Aqua, I want to get isekai'd along side, I'll marry her and start a family.

Correct, she's so gorgeous, she's a goddess.

Can she even get pregnant if she purifies your semen into water?

She can purify any liquid but she can't kill a living being. so she's turn the lube part of your nut into water but the sperm will be safe.

does she smell gud?

That's not viable: Sperm require the neutralizing and energetic components of ejaculate.

As much as I love Aqua, even King Kai is better at being a deity than her. I mean, at least he taught Goku a new technique. Has Aqua done anything beneficial for Kazuma since the beginning of this series?

Can you really say no to this bod?

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Are people still mad about her controlling his libido?

She didn't do shit.

She must be able to turn it off or else she wouldn't be able to get drunk.

Revive him? Not watch him masturbate? Make him feel like a good person for taking care of a retard?

Kind of hard to make that case when they're both retarded. My personal ship is they have sex and make 'tism babies.

Hanyuu.

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Yeah, you.

Not enough gangbang doujins

Shit taste.

fucking delete this!

Every Isekai god ever. If the demon king is that much of a threat, then why not bless an already established warrior with your power and send him to take care of it instead of yoinking some poor sap from everything he knows and loves?

It's only purified once it touches her, as long as it's quick and shoots well you won't need to worry.

God I'd fuck aqua
I'd slam her against the wall
>tfw she is more dressed down there than she is regularly

I prefer megumin, but Aqua can be a decent side chick.

Only self-inserting pedophiles hate Aqua.

> AQUA
I like how the sexiest girl does not have much focus during the whole series.

this, fuck hanyu

I love broqua

If you were stuck in a desert island could you drink Aqua’s purified pee and then make her drink your pee and effectively create a nonstop cycle of drinkable water?

yes
she could also suck the moisture out of the air as well as summon water.

Suppose you could do the same with shit, but even purified doubt it'll would be nutritious.

Just make her drink the ocean

>not wanting to make Aqua drink your pee

I'd purposefully aim for the eyes.
Aqua's the best

What is evaporation.

Godamn it you guys, you've made me into an aquafag, i don't even watch konosuba

It wouldn't. Feces and urine are called "waste" for a reason, they're the byproducts of things consumed by the body that have no nutritional value whatsoever.

I don't get it why breasts are always shining

good. Aqua is the choice of chads

Now I want to piss all over Aqua.

You should be giving her a foot rub right now, is she really the useless one?

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The reason she is useless is because she is not in her natural environment. Chuck her at a body of water like say in the nearest water treatment station and keep her there 24/7 and voila, she has suddenly become useful. She wouldn't even drown either.

Aqua is low key perfect. Megumeme is for plebeians that fancy themselves patricians. Maso slut is for regular plebeians. Aqua has an unrivaled body, and the best skill set of the bunch. She just needs some one competent to control her.

Is VN translated yet?
this
they look unnatural