>"Shinji, Asuka, I'm home! I brought you two some nood-"
"Shinji, Asuka, I'm home! I brought you two some nood-"
Gavin Jenkins
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Ryder Davis
>"Oh my, I see you already found a noodle, I'll leave you two lovebirds alone"
>*walks to bedroom to tearfully masturbate and eat fast food, regretting being a used goods Christmas cake*
Hudson Rivera
Why do they look like they're about to be fucking murdered. Is it Johnny?
Nicholas Butler
Asuka is a mentally unstable slut and Shinji is a sexually confused beta faggot who wanted to put it in Kaworu's ass.
William Ramirez
>"Jaysus Christ, Jackie Boy. German's getting blowback from yellow!"
Landon Edwards
MORE
Caleb Moore
kek
Hudson Mitchell
*nude
Aiden Lee
>implying
I am pretty sure Misato brought home Kaji and they were halfway undressing
William Walker
>Shinjis flat ass
Ayden Roberts
>Listen Jackie Boy, we need reach out to Red set up a pipeline and avoid retaliation from Blue and Black
Jack Wright
He's a boy, boys don't usually have bubble butts
Logan Hughes
>"When the dogs begin to smell her,
Will she smell alone?"
Austin Powell
>spoiler with censoring
coward
Landon Long
uneven footsteps stagger up to the front door, it slides open
>Shin... *hic* Shinji~ you and— and Ashuka shtill uuup?
and then she pukes in the kitchen and passes out half on the couch and the mood is irrevocably ruined for the rest of the evening
Evan Taylor
I guess im a rare case then
Andrew Russell
>"Are you awake Shinji? Don't be fucking passing out, youngster. The next breath you draw, the smell of fucking sulfur is liable to be strong on your nose. You let this little bitch push you around and tell you what to do, when you're supposed to be a man and show her the fucking ropes. Hear me, Shinji? Instead of being the cunt you are now, before you could have a been a man, done your fucking part, you little shit."
Jeremiah Lewis
most accurate drawing of teenage sex
Julian Price
Asukafags are cancer
Christopher Jones
No u
Carter Anderson
Gabriel Collins
Where do these come from?
Charles Smith
ur mom
Michael Allen
ebin
Aiden Kelly
>"Did you need to hear their death agonies to know your omnipotence? It hurts so bad."
Jaxson Cruz
BENIS XDD
Daniel Smith
If Kaworu was the only person in my life who was nice to me and not a complete psycho I'd want to fuck him out of sheer gratitude as well.
Jose Rodriguez
*wanted Kaworu to put in his ass
Charles Lewis
I hate fanfics in general but Eva always grabs my interest no matter what, hoping to see that what if scenarios. Anyone else?
Nicholas Rodriguez
Nolan Foster
Rebuilds are such garbage that it keeps creating what ifs among eva fans
Jonathan Hall
Oh. Right. Kaworu exists. Huh.
Dylan Bell
Doesnt Misato date a Chad?
Jackson Phillips
What if fics are a guilty pleasure of mine.
I'm trying to go through Shinji & 40k again.
Matthew Barnes
>Ah.
>I'll go see if Rits-chan is doing anything, food's on the table, condoms are in the bottom drawer under the lamp in my room.
And then she manages to hold her cackling laughter until she's shut the door to the apartment behind her.
Joseph Perry
Nobody Dies is a classic.
There's also Mobile Fighter Evangelion.
Luke Hall
>Shinji & 40K
What
Brody James
>I'll just...go.
>Frozen in shock, the two teens, embroiled in lust, love, and fear, cling to each other, two two staring at the door for what feels like an hour as the sounds of their guardian walking away slowly fade.
>Finally, Asuka lets out a breath of relief.
>"Oh, crap. That could have gone so much worse. Lucky she had the common sense to leave, right?
>"I don't mind being stuck in your cleavage longer, but it's kinda hard to talk back!" Shinji murmurs, his voice suffocated by man's greatest desire - boobs.
Oliver Powell
Shinji slowly becomes the GOD EMPEROR and it's as fun as you think
Grayson Jenkins
Chad's don't sell out their brothers for food. He's worse than Shinji, he's an actual coward. Shinji's more afraid, but he'll never give in like he did. You'd have to break him first.
Jacob Gutierrez
Sounds weird but I'm intrigued
Henry Allen
Later this year they're publishing the english version of those alternate timeline LNs by eva's mecha designer, that should be interesting
Kayden Torres
Those tengu doujins with shinji and asuka are literal gold, also those confusion doujins aren't far behind. Can't remember the artist.
Colton Nguyen
Sounds interesting, wonder why the Eva universe warrants such things tho
Joseph Morris
>doesitcauseyoutoseethe
yes the anatomy and perspective are wonky as fuck
t. /ic/ lobster
Adam Rogers
Autism
Andrew Baker
Explain pls
Brayden Rogers
This picture never fails to make me laugh, I don't know whats better Auska's look of shame and surprise or that Shinji looks like an animal caught in the middle of a meal
William Evans
cringe
Jonathan Lewis
>quotation marks in green text
How literally brain dead do you have to be to do this?
Samuel Cooper
Retarded enough to like eva unironically
Jace Reed
it's also FUCKING long and has a strange writing style
Lincoln Anderson
But why would someone do that
Liam Harris
Post your favorite Asushin doujins.
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Zachary Baker
>shinji get in the asuka
Anthony Sullivan
Fuck off
Asuka ledditors are only interested in the series by way of shipping because that takes the least brain matter to enjoy
Nicholas Bennett
Based