So as a joke, I went to my friend's house while wearing Megumin's wizard robe and hat...

So as a joke, I went to my friend's house while wearing Megumin's wizard robe and hat. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as a tomato and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made me feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my clothes. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said, "Yup."

He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "What's the matter?" He said he's confused, but then his boner got really hard, which made me take off his clothes. I expected him to scream, "Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his cock, calling it my Chunchunmaru, which made me get a boner myself. Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came, with him stammering, "YAME... YAMERO!"

His semen was so thick, it got stuck inside my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He then said, "I want to fuck you now!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both naked, I obliged. As we climaxed, I shouted, "EXPLOSION!" A few hours later, the jerk went all pale and said to me, "Why did we do that? Now I'm totally gay." But he looked so cute all confused like that, so I took pity on him and reassured while wiping his cum off my face, "I'll be your Roriko."

Pic related. It's me wearing a Megumin costume.

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Rie Takahashi is kinda ugly but I still find her really hot.

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it' a dude isnt it

quality larp op did a number on my cock

>megumeme disguise makes pp hard
>decided to tease him more by taking off my clothes
>and be back to look like neet faggot again
How is any of this supposed to work?

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Yes, yes, you found the old Pretend comic. Good for you.

>there are people who doesn't know about this pasta
Rip

Is this even legal?

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It feels like forever since I've read this.

She can't wink properly and its cute

>which made me get a boner myself

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she's not beautiful but she's certainly cute

Her cuteness is one of the main reasons I like her, she also seems to love Megumin's character which is neat which makes me wonder, would she slip into character if you are banging her?

She actually kind of looks like some Asian friends I know who are male so this seriously turning me on.

does it matter?

>184961847
>hurr why dont people know this super obscure thing nobody gives a fuck about muh board culture
i hate faggots like you, fuck off from Yea Forums newfag pretending to be an oldfag

Neo Yea Forums.

You sound kind of upset.

Grow a fucking spine, passive aggressive cunt. Jesus.

Someone post the comic.

>which made me get a boner myself

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newfag