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Daily KonoSuba thread #27169

Reminder that Megumin is canonically stronger than a goddess

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Her cat is a better goddess than the damegami, too.

>Having child pornography inked into your skin
Does he work for the FBI?

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>Reminder
Yeah, about that..

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>doesn't read the novels

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based

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>drawing
>cp

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>falseflagging this obvious in 2019

Reminder that they will most likely make out in the next volume

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Better question is: when will they fuck? and how descriptive will it be?

Dumb aquaposter

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Since we're friends, wanna have a staring contest? First one to look away has to do a punishment game.

This is how unwanted pregnancies happen

>unwanted

I like Darkness.

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>dorkness

>titness

>saggy mcdorkness

Damn. Beat me to it again. Good job based bro, have a shitqua getting frogged.

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Opinions on the dub?

Useless. Like aqua.

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>lardness

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youtu.be/FuxTMoqVeNA?t=276
Good to know even the plebbest of plebs can now enjoy the titillating tittyslap action on their phones.

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Not soon enough unless there are many more volumes to be written after it happens. And not detailed enough either, although I hope we get at least as descriptive as her attempts to help him before it starts, then just as much after they are done.

I finished season 1 and I'm at 6th episode of season 2 but it's all so boring. The only episodes which were funny were the first episodes of both seasons. Then it all falls apart and becomes stale. Season 2 is better than season 1 though.

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Can Wiz even get drunk?

Reminder: Do not give name/tripfags any (You)'s.

She is constantly drunk

Reminder: All megumeme crap was retconned to bait pedophiles into buying merch and shit side stories. do not reply to megumeme baiters.
In latest volume we finally gave up advertising filler and went back on with story. Now before kazuma blows up neet king, he will either pump or dump megumeme with all his cash. And if he dumps her for darkness in last volume, that would be the most glorious and redpilled ending in nips history.

Are there any Chumuseke plushes yet?

thats never been a thing please kill yourself you waste of oxygen

Read the novels, illiterate

Endgame is Demon King

No way

It's true. Aqua will fuck the demon king and happily fuck off into the sunset, and ever after, leaving the midget, lalatina and that other jerk behind to rott, or whatever.

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nice headcanon
Kazuma kills the DKing with an ekspuroshion

Wow. That's so lame. Ultra-gay. Aqua betraying the gang to fuck shit up with the demon lord would be so much better. Why do gooks suck so hard at writing? Is it a genetic thing?

It's way more impressive than that
Aqua does literally nothing in the final battle, and honestly it's great. Really epic final battle

So as a joke, I went to my friend's house while wearing Megumin's wizard robe and hat. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as a tomato and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made me feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my clothes. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said, "Yup."

He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "What's the matter?" He said he's confused, but then his boner got really hard, which made me take off his clothes. I expected him to scream, "Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his cock, calling it my Chunchunmaru, which made me get a boner myself. Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came, with him stammering, "YAME... YAMERO!"

His semen was so thick, it got stuck inside my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He then said, "I want to fuck you now!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both naked, I obliged. As we climaxed, I shouted, "EXPLOSION!" A few hours later, the jerk went all pale and said to me, "Why did we do that? Now I'm totally gay." But he looked so cute all confused like that, so I took pity on him and reassured while wiping his cum off my face, "I'll be your Roriko."

Pic related. It's me wearing a Megumin costume.

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t. explooshn faggit

It's okay if he cosplays as Megumin, I guess. That pasta is old as fuck though, get some original material next time.

I would fuck any girl(male) that looks like Rie-Rie.

>2012 pasta
>"old"

My dick is hard now.

>You will never have your best friend reassure you that he's an anime character while wiping your cum off his face

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LOL I JUST LITERALLY


PEED

MY

PANTS


JUST A LITTE THOUGH

She doesn't know how to wink?

Did your balls touch? If not you're safe

2016 pasta
Nice

So just out of curiosity sake, I tried to calculate how many Megumi's you can have. Now an user from many threads ago did calculate a rough estimate of possible megumins you could could could get out of Megumi. But I thought, that if her genes are that pervasive in her family tree, what is the upper threshold of Megumis you could concieve by fucking the Megumin offsprings.
Discounting the effects of inbreeding, I crunched some numbers and found that if every child you had with Megumin Prime was a girl, and you were to get every 14 year old from her and to every related offspring of hers, that over the 36 years before menopause, your Chuuni Breeding factory would give you 643 total Megumins. This is not counting any chances of twins.

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you mean that 2 year late release with the only audience being drooling ironic weebs?
At least that means an english release which is a lot cheaper than importing

At that point the Megumin factory is self replicating. You just need one little Kazuma per generation. I'm sure Darkness won't mind helping out if Megumin is literally incapable of producing male heirs.
>inb4 Yunyunfags

I'm fairly sure Megumin would mind

After the first three or so, I seriously doubt it.

t. Useless retard

Megumin is for love, not for making babies

You actually don't need a new Kazuma per generation. One kazuma is enough to sustain production for 50 years as apposed to Megumin Prime's 36

Best girl Megumin is better

Wolbach didn't deserve to die

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why does Kazuma didn't use them just as sex slave?

>the one that saved her life multiples times
>the one that prevented megumin from prostituing herself
>the one which allowed megumin to learn explosion magic
>the one that bought her cape
>the one that saved her adventure team multiple times

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Same reason why he can't fuck Megumin
He is a virgin beta jap

daily reminder that megumin did this.

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That last panel needed to be twice as tall.

Reminder that this scene is out of context and she is still a virgin
t. Manga only

Look at this image i found guys

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I hate you so much

can you defeat Yunyun?

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Konosuba is a shitty version of Rising shield hero.
Why even watch that garbage.

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/thread

>play concentration
What the fuck kind of game is that

>Daily
So a general? You know those aren't allowed right?

>generals aren’t allowed meme
You know you have to be 18+ to be here, right?

where was this from?

Explosions manga. Megumin is trying to get money, and she thought of selling her body, but it never happened

Yunyun wanted to kick old man ass out of crimson village.

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S P O I L E D G O O D S

Comic Alive 4

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>japs get that cool poster
>we get shit
I hate being a filthy gaijin

that was yunyun's perverted imagination

try hard edgy bullshit iis what shield hero is

Why didn’t they kill Serena? Just because she is a human? Bullshit, she should’ve got an explosion up her ass

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no, no, it was Megumin's mind!

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Shut up titty monster!

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cause she's human and she's hot

Wolbach was hotter and she died horribly :(

no one cares cause she's not human

are crimson demons considered human?

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Part human part sex slaves

based

I would suck Megumin's feminine PONOS.

Time to report Konosuba trash to mods.

Please do faggot

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Why is 3D Megumin as cute as Megumin?

That’s her seiyuu, they are both as cute

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Why do the crimson demons have the best doujins by far?

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Eris>shitaqua

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Neat, i have more stuff to trigger aquafags

I don't know why anyone would willingly be an aquafag.

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Are there still people whining about the QUALITY in S2? This is from S1.

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People shitting on the show because of the quality are baiting.
Besides, novels>anime

I want Aqua to piss into my mouth.

That would have been pretty fucked up after all the shit Kazuma put her through.

But user
I've always streamed anime on my phone

Based poorbro

brainlet faggots

>UNLESS IT'S MOTHRA

>Volume 1: Ah, My Useless Goddess
Okay that's funny.

Every volume title is a reference.

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Glad to see you liked it user. Hope you also liked the other pictures.

Where can I find an explosion gf?