Endro~!

Imagine visiting a Cartado tournament to peek at all the skirt windows.

>not showing the mothers
A pity, Wataten is superior in this aspect.

They are the mothers to Mao-chan.

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really, i'm just upset I wasn't the one who came up with the concept for a TCG called Cartado

>she sees your maomanko

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If Yuusha will marry the princess and will adopt Mao, will that make her a Gyaru-sensei mother-in-law?

why is Seira so annoying?
she doesn't add any value to Hero's party

>high elves

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Worst hero's party = Seira
Worst main character = Mao
Worst girl in the whole show = Princess

Dude...

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me top left

I swear to Mao, Yusha looks so disgusting

Which Endro smells the worst?

did someone say high elf

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fai fai is really smart!

Seira by far

Yuusha smells like fat, cake and distilled luck.
Mei smells like cartado.
Seira smells like elven bread and dust.
Fai smells like genki and punch in your nose.
Mao smells like a child with a bit of sulfur.
Gyaru smells like metal, sweat and alcohol.
Princess smells like exquisite perfume with yandere aroma.
Golem-chan smells like diamonds.

>not liking the sick baby cute pie

Imagine how much her stomach would bulge just from my standard six inch human cock.

>Demon lord fever, huh? Humans really have it with names. I hope they all catch fire. But for now, just let me crawl into a corner and die in peace.
>I see. Too much juice. Again. Maybe I should really try therapy. Not as if it would change anything. Quacks, all of them.
>Who let the dumb kids in? Oh right, they did. Get out of here! I don't have the nerve for that.
>The fuck are they doing to my last food reserve? Give it back! STOP FEEDING IT TO THE FROG YOU RETARDED PIECE OF SHIT!
>GET OUT!
>Shit. I've seen this look before. They pity me. They know how pathetic their teacher is. Don't look at me. Just get out and let me die in peace. Please.
>Now they're cooking. And cleaning. Wtf? Get out, please! I hope they don't find my porn. Or the bills. Or the other stuff.
>The apartment looks better than when I moved in. How did you do that? And the soup is actually not so bad. Do you morons actually mean well? It's the only explanation that makes sense. Woah, didn't know this feeling exists. Please stay a little longer. Sleepy.
>The fuck? Who the hell let the pedo creep in? What is she doing in my bed? Get out! Where are the morons? There's soup left. It's warm...

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The elf. Elves is the worst smelling race of all. They may be good looking but bah god, they smell so bad, even worse than goblins after an orgy party.

The stale semen is not their default smell, it's just that they end up smelling like that over time.

Until last episode I would've said Mei, but she actually seems to have her stuff together. Now I'm going with Seira, I doubt she regularly cleans herself.

How come Yukari Anzai still hasn't had a main role since Spyce ended? Wasn't Spyce supposed to be her launching franchise?

>Mei finds out you're a cartlet

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What level do you think she is?

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Her sex-level is max.

oh I get it. Cartardo is like 'Card Art' but with the d and t swapped

You're a card tard.

This is comic girls going on quests.And I like it

...

there isn't enough love for chibi-chan.

Chibi doesn't have a vagooo.

Gal Rance?

how do you know that

Chibi-chan probably has a cloaca.

Next episode will be that shitty princess' episode, right? Lemme guess, last time she enrolled to the adventurer's school in the same class with endros. Next episode will probably be Princess tries to be a normal adventurer but fails. Each endros, will guide her to be adventurer. Of course, there will be my wife, Mei, cartarded moments and also my second wife, Fai Fai, being my second wife, Fai Fai. Also, chibi-chan will do some weird shit again.

Where the fuck are all you guys buying your starter decks of Cartado from?
I've tried everywhere and nobody will sell me one.

>shitty princess
she has more going for her than "muh cartado, muh food"

>manga release date: August 2018

Did the time travel spell break the fourth wall?

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kill yourself

A normal sized penis would be gargantuan for a demon lord of Mao's size, and would probably split her in half.

It's Yuru Yuri, not cardfight vanguard.

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stupid gay princess. the king must be so disappointed.

He won't be after princess and yuusha deliver perfect magical carutado babies

what's with the princess hate?
all she has done is helping the endros get the recognition they deserved and wanted
also, she wanted to build the greatest hospital just because Mao was sick
sounds like a nice girl to me

It's just some faggot who thinks shitposting is the best way to get attention.

>implying >muh yuusha is any better

Hospitals are good people, user. Not like your scat,

>24/7 thirsty lesbian is not a gimmick

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I don't dislike her because of any contrived reasons, I just don't find her moe, I'm also not in love with her voice. Could change after her episode, maybe they revealhas a cute side/gimmick.

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>what's with the princess hate?
She was responsible for the worst episode.

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funny that no one hates her because she became Yuusha's love interest
meaning that Yuusha was no one's waifu

God, she's so fucking fat.

Squishy

Futanari Yuusha soon.

Why is a hero allowed to dress like this?

>no piss
I'm disapointed.

Where do I get my compact Yuusha?

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nanja

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I need a Chibi-chan plushie.

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Is there anyone Yuusha doesn't love

How nice of Rona to make lesbian marriage possible so that Yuusha can marry her elf.

But with the elves allow the marriage?

That isn't stopping Seira from making me hard.

late to the ep. post the stitches

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MUH

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It shouldn't.

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I wonder how many doujins of her raping Mao will be made.

My wife

Not enough.

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By me.

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Delicious fat elf rump.

I want to paizuri Fai Fai

Faizuri

My fat hero.

at last I truly see

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my yuusha can't be this fat!

Tummyzuri!

my young wife Mei

she chomnk

What sort of dialect does she speak? Is it old man speech or what?

>everything but the boobs got fat

quite disappointing

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Chibi-chan was great this episode.

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Boobfaggots are shit.

I want Seira to look at me with those terrified eyes.

>those sounds
How horrifying!

No.

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>quite exquisite
ftfy

youtube.com/watch?v=hMEwTzoI2sk

This is not appropriate attire for an educator

Don't see why not.

True. Mao should dress more like Gyaru-sensei

>middle finger

What a rude, sexy elf

It's pretty big, I'm not sure she could handle seeing it.

I would definetely buy that.

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Seira is a knowledgeable healer, she would give you a blowjob with a prostate massage using her middle finger. That's her specialty.

Mao-chan-sensei is a good girl. she deserves a good life

By me.

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Why does Mao-chan-sensei end her sentences with the particle "-ja"?

>Variation on the Japanese copula だ (da) used in western Japan, such as in Chūgoku, Shikoku, or Kyūshū; particularly common in Hiroshima. The use of じゃ (ja) is also common in fictional dialogue attributed to archaic characters.

>The use of じゃ (ja) is also common in fictional dialogue attributed to archaic characters.
My wife Mao-chan-sensei is a pseudo-hag!

>Yuusha gets cucked by Fai Fai next episode

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Mitcher does it again

what!?
what does Fai Fai has that Yuusha doesn't?

hueg Fai Fai's

I want to get fai fai hooked on stuffing fetishism

But Yuusha has a nice belly perfect for tummyzuri.

>tummyzuri

That sounds gross

You just grab her fat rolls and sandwich your dick between them.

I'd much rather get all the endros pregnant so they can take turns giving me double bellyjobs

There are levels of imagination that we human beings simply don't have the mental capacity to imagine.
And I'm imaging them right now

Mei is boring. Fai Fai too. Seira is meh. The only interesting character is Rona.

Why do you like dickgirls, user?

*The only interesting character is Rona.

Why don't you?

>Waking up every morning to one of your 4 pregnant wives grinding their belly against your erection
the dream

>one of
>not all
also in this dream my dick is 18 inches and i'm a cute girl

user that's a nightmare

>not waking up every morning to one of your futa wives grinding her erection against your pregnant belly

But that's the same thing

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Who cares about Yuusha. I want a full size Chibi-chan doll.

I meant to correct that to Mao and messed up. Pls ignore

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Epic LV barbarian. Cuz unlike Yuusha,she can wear a bikini and she wears it everywhere.

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Is she a tiefling or human?

She's a gyaran

She's a faggot