Pssst... hey

pssst... hey.
want a kit-kat?

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Eww no, it pribably melted anyway

but it has boob sweat on it

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I'd rather have a Twix

No but show bob please

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>melted choco
Fuck off

Hershey's is better

I'm on a diet.

Just fucking rape me

I'd rather have a titfuck.

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>milk chocolate

no but I want milkies mommy

Post more of Pochi's Hotaru

Throw in some breast milk so I can make some Chico milkshake and deal.

*choco
Unfortunate typo if I might say so myself, desu.

I don't really like kitkats but sure

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No thanks. Candy is unhealthy.

Maybe she placed the kit-kat in the freezer before doing this trick to make sure it doesn't melt and the cold plastic is pressing gently against her nipple.

Do I eat it whole, break it apart, or let it melt in my mouth?

Yes. Want.
Actually not, too many carbs.

BIG
FAT
KIT
KATS

pretty gud

Have anyone sued KitKat for having such a retarded package, no wonder there are those pics of chocolate bars being eaten "the wrong way", of course they are going to be eaten that way you fucking piece of shit, the design only allows the chocolate to be open from the top making it impossible to eat the bars one by one unless you wanna get your hands dirty on the process, and if a chocolate makes your hands dirty then that's a shit chocolate, you are supposed to enjoy the chocolate while doing other things, like living your fucking life, what if you are in the middle of the city and you get your hands full of chocolate, that's disgusting for everyone including yourself, so your only option left is to eat the fucking chocolate bar THE FUCKING WRONG WAY, it goes against all logic, the KitKat package is a crime against nature and the humankind, fuck KitKat.

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I'd rather get some coffee.

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Hershey's tastes disgustingly artificial. Like someone brewed up bootleg chocolate in a methlab from chemicals under the sink.

Actually a lot of American sweets taste like that.

That coffee seems rather bland in flavor and thin on body.

May I have a Kinder Bueno instead

hmmmm... I dont know obachan, chocolate in those conditions tend to melt.

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It's 2018 you goofballs, chocolates no longer melt just from being warmed.

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ehhhh!?....I just think you're trying to trick me to get into my pants obachan

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>Kinder Bueno
Those taste good but they're like 50% air. I feel ripped off every time.

No way fag.

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Only on the wrapper. The candy's fine.

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More like Tit-Kats

hersheys is the blandest among the famous chocolates

How's life in the past?

Step aside plebs

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good

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You first, motherfucker.

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The lady over there offered me a RTX 2080 TI. I'm going with her.

You forced me to do this user.

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I'd rather have a nice cup of coffee.

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Men of refined taste right here

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>Coconut.

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>white chocolate Kit Kats

Absolutely based. Who else here loves white chocolate? My Dad always used to make fun of me for liking it as a kid, but I really love it a lot.

I didn't like it, at least not as a kid. Thought it was weird. Now, though, I appreciate it's different flavor and buttery texture.

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I like both white chocolate and dark chocolate more than milk chocolate. Moreso if they have mint.

When did Jap artists start getting too lazy to draw whole mouths on their anime girls?

Why are you insinuating this?
Tanaka you Ecchi

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White chocolate contains no chocolate, but is actually made of pure cocoa butter.

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Doesn't matter. It's a derivative of Cacao-based product.

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How can a girl be so fucking hot ? DAMN
And Saya is perfect too.
I can't grow tired of Hotaru. What a design, what a slut, what a cumdumpster.

I was giving candy facts, like the show.

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My mother told me not to accept any kind of sweets or chocolates from strangers.

>It's 2018
It is?

How far back in time can you go?

I fucking love her design but I absolutely detest red fingernail polish in anything ever, shit just don't look right

I mean, she makes it slightly more tolerable, but I really wish she had black nails or at least literally any other color

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Only if you want a ribbon in exchange.

I can see her bra!
Hotaru has her bra poking out of her shirt!

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>Loli
>Not Nature Valley

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I feel the exact same way. She'd be perfect with either black or clear nail polish.

>Nature Valley

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>Milk chocolat
Pleb.

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I prefer dark chocolate but I don't get the snobbism around it.
Eating bitter as fuck 97% cocoa dark chocolate doesn't make you a gourmet.

Also the whole "it's not real chocolate because no beans" always sounded silly to me.
Milk chocolate tastes nothing like dark chocolate. Most brands have their own "taste".

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all these sweets, no Cadbury, terry or anything.
Best chocolate I ever had was some crazy Moldovan one.

Why can't Hotaru be a hentai character? Goddamn it.

>obachan
call her oneechan

Hey, want some ...feet?

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Its the taste with cockroach bits!

Oh no, not falling for that. I’m not getting #metoo’d

Why though?
Hentai characters are doomed to be mostly obscure aside from a couple of exceptions who ascend to meme-hood, but ironically characters from non-hentai shows will get much, much more porn from artworks and doujins

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It's poop isn't it

>eating chocolate past the age of 18
Don't you think it's time to grow up and start consuming adult things, sweatie?

Like what, semen?

Pochi's doujins are basically the canon ending for me at this point.

I'm not sweaty.

I'm not sweaty.

I love kitkat

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Friking Heretics.

hope this is pasta

HNNNG! OH YES LORD!

even better

I always though toblerone had peanuts or something in it, but it's a thing called nougats and I love it

Amerifats please go
Your chocolate is disgusting and Hersheys is by far the worst of it all

White Lolita please

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Step aside for best chocolate anons
You aren't worthy of being in it's presence

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>wanting a titfuck over a kit kat
Fuck off nigger

My nigga.

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Why no one acknowledges best girl in those threads. Are you gay or something.

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Kitkat is my favorite candy bar but Saya is better.

Don't be a hipster

What kind of candy is that

I want that milky milky kit kat... and to fuck her.

she cute

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Fuck you.
my.mixtape.moe/jpdkah.mp4
my.mixtape.moe/ttsjld.mp4

Type aside, what is the best temperature chocolate?
>Slightly melted
>Room temperature
>Frozen

One day, one day, the lactose-intolerant will reign supreme. Then we shall see who has the last laugh.

kill yourself retard

What makes her best? Fuck up, not even least bit fun and unless you have a thing for nerdy girls not even attractive.

I would eat Clare if you know what i mean.

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I would like something healthier instead. Those two huge melons would do well.

I only eat weeb kitkats

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Reminder this is the canon ending

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It actually is. It's heavily implied that Hotaru and cockonut get together.

Yes definitely, they're my favorite

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

Hotaru forces Coconuts to marry her.

>Coconuts has to be forced
What a fag

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She basically says "Marry me or I'm gone forever."

His mouth says no but his entire being screams yes.

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Man, the worst time a girl ever peed my mouth was after drinking coffee. That makes it taste terrible.

Cute and hot

Those are really good.

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OH GOD YES

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Gentlemen

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I love these but fucking damnit they are so expensive and my country's economy isnt helping

that dance is so mesmerizing i don't know why

>ruining perfectly good chocolate tempering with booby heat

She should be punished, with melt chocolate, poured over her body, and then forced to lick herself clean. That should teach her not to ruin choco.

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I want to swap places with the Kit Kat.

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Hotaru can't have those massive tits at 15.

They barely taste like matcha. Or anything, for that matter.
Honestly on a blind test I'd say "butter and chestnut"

Anyone got the one piece version?

I'm pretty sure I've seen one before.

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It's her infinte beauty

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>15
I ALLWAYS FORGET THIS! WHY IS ANIME LIKE THIS! Fucking Aoba from new game is older than her. FUCKING KOMARI FROM NON NON BIYORI IS 1 YEAR YOUNGER THAN HER!

user's stuck in the past lol

holy shit that is gold

Stop typing in caps,retard.

>middle
HOW?

Kit-Kat melts stupidly easily and it's gonna basically be molten once you take it out of there.
While that doesn't exactly ruin it due to the wafer insides, this means the packaging is a bitch to open and you're guaranteed to be slightly sticky.

He does whatever he wants to.

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is this show worth watching or should i continue just blowing loads to hotaru

>is this show worth watching
nope

Absolutely. The saltiness of sweat just adds to the great flavor.

yeah nah fuck off cunt

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Yes.

The fact that coconuts isn't balls deep in Hotaru 24/7 or using her tits is a travesty

it's kind of average. hotaru is the only thing going for it.

Never before have I heard such a perfect way to describe it. It probably doesn't help that companies have been substituting garbage ingredients so much that you can't legally call some stuff chocolate anymore.

If you haven't eat La Iberica then you know nothing about chocolate.

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I love sugar tits

you watch it to fap better to hotaru

>implying kitkat is dagashi

Toblerone

nice

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If you were American, you'd know that Kit-Kats are made by Hershey in the US.

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truely redpilled

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Pochi makes me so happy

Same. She always brightens up my day

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Is it possible Hotaru will get chubby when she gets older, from eating all that candy?

She'll die of diabetes before that

That's the plan, yeah.

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lol Hersheys taste like shit
Hershey sounds like the name of a big lumbering retard

Based Pierce.
Make Hotaru a BBW!

fuck twix are so damn good

You never see an old man eatin' a Twix

No, I'm boycotting Nestle.

You don't understand how chocolate tempering works.

No, thank you. I am /fit/ and intend to keep it that way. I appreciate the offer though, Hotaru-san, and I like ur tits

Something about it has an acrid aftertaste at this point; I can't eat it plain.

At one point, Hershey's was king simply because it was the only way the working class could afford chocolate: At this point, better options are available.

Cow tits = best tits

>Just BBW

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Her grey/silver streak is cute af
Also she got a real fat ass

Why did you do this, user? You couldnt help yourself?

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Implying anons can produce that much.

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No way fag, where's my chocolate?

God just the sight of this candy whore sends the blood straight to my dick

It's kind of boring and the Pochi doujin has a better ending