pssst... hey.
want a kit-kat?
Pssst... hey
Oliver Russell
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Caleb Nguyen
Eww no, it pribably melted anyway
Easton Roberts
but it has boob sweat on it
Brandon Carter
I'd rather have a Twix
Ethan Scott
No but show bob please
Oliver Wright
>melted choco
Fuck off
Connor Kelly
Hershey's is better
Henry Price
I'm on a diet.
Tyler Anderson
Just fucking rape me
Ethan Lopez
I'd rather have a titfuck.
Zachary Powell
>milk chocolate
Austin Peterson
no but I want milkies mommy
Lincoln Roberts
Post more of Pochi's Hotaru
Parker Turner
Throw in some breast milk so I can make some Chico milkshake and deal.
Alexander Wilson
*choco
Unfortunate typo if I might say so myself, desu.
Mason Barnes
I don't really like kitkats but sure
Jace Collins
Hunter Flores
No thanks. Candy is unhealthy.
Cooper Nelson
Maybe she placed the kit-kat in the freezer before doing this trick to make sure it doesn't melt and the cold plastic is pressing gently against her nipple.
Dominic Hughes
Do I eat it whole, break it apart, or let it melt in my mouth?
Landon Ross
Yes. Want.
Actually not, too many carbs.
Nathaniel Morales
BIG
FAT
KIT
KATS
Chase James
pretty gud
Josiah Gray
Have anyone sued KitKat for having such a retarded package, no wonder there are those pics of chocolate bars being eaten "the wrong way", of course they are going to be eaten that way you fucking piece of shit, the design only allows the chocolate to be open from the top making it impossible to eat the bars one by one unless you wanna get your hands dirty on the process, and if a chocolate makes your hands dirty then that's a shit chocolate, you are supposed to enjoy the chocolate while doing other things, like living your fucking life, what if you are in the middle of the city and you get your hands full of chocolate, that's disgusting for everyone including yourself, so your only option left is to eat the fucking chocolate bar THE FUCKING WRONG WAY, it goes against all logic, the KitKat package is a crime against nature and the humankind, fuck KitKat.
Nathan Davis
Leo Jones
I'd rather get some coffee.
Owen Morales
Nolan Wood
Hershey's tastes disgustingly artificial. Like someone brewed up bootleg chocolate in a methlab from chemicals under the sink.
Actually a lot of American sweets taste like that.
Joseph Long
That coffee seems rather bland in flavor and thin on body.
Blake Jenkins
May I have a Kinder Bueno instead
Sebastian Sanchez
hmmmm... I dont know obachan, chocolate in those conditions tend to melt.
Brandon Stewart
It's 2018 you goofballs, chocolates no longer melt just from being warmed.
Joseph Green
Jack Thompson
ehhhh!?....I just think you're trying to trick me to get into my pants obachan
Ethan Cook
>Kinder Bueno
Those taste good but they're like 50% air. I feel ripped off every time.
Jeremiah James
No way fag.
Elijah Williams
Only on the wrapper. The candy's fine.
Nolan Wright
More like Tit-Kats
Jayden Phillips
hersheys is the blandest among the famous chocolates
Jonathan Fisher
How's life in the past?
Levi Hughes
Step aside plebs
Nolan Barnes
good
Levi Collins
You first, motherfucker.
Jose Roberts
The lady over there offered me a RTX 2080 TI. I'm going with her.
Colton Davis
You forced me to do this user.
Adam Martin
I'd rather have a nice cup of coffee.
Parker Sanchez
Men of refined taste right here
Nicholas Anderson
>Coconut.
Hudson Phillips
>white chocolate Kit Kats
Absolutely based. Who else here loves white chocolate? My Dad always used to make fun of me for liking it as a kid, but I really love it a lot.
Jaxson Morales
I didn't like it, at least not as a kid. Thought it was weird. Now, though, I appreciate it's different flavor and buttery texture.
Elijah Wilson
I like both white chocolate and dark chocolate more than milk chocolate. Moreso if they have mint.
Gabriel Reed
When did Jap artists start getting too lazy to draw whole mouths on their anime girls?
Henry Peterson
Why are you insinuating this?
Tanaka you Ecchi
Nolan Adams
White chocolate contains no chocolate, but is actually made of pure cocoa butter.
Noah Stewart
Doesn't matter. It's a derivative of Cacao-based product.
Chase Gonzalez
How can a girl be so fucking hot ? DAMN
And Saya is perfect too.
I can't grow tired of Hotaru. What a design, what a slut, what a cumdumpster.
Levi Edwards
I was giving candy facts, like the show.
Austin Rivera
My mother told me not to accept any kind of sweets or chocolates from strangers.
Jaxon Lee
>It's 2018
It is?
Charles Edwards
How far back in time can you go?
Easton Ramirez
I fucking love her design but I absolutely detest red fingernail polish in anything ever, shit just don't look right
I mean, she makes it slightly more tolerable, but I really wish she had black nails or at least literally any other color
Austin Edwards
Only if you want a ribbon in exchange.
Noah Carter
I can see her bra!
Hotaru has her bra poking out of her shirt!
Jace Fisher
>Loli
>Not Nature Valley
Lucas Carter
I feel the exact same way. She'd be perfect with either black or clear nail polish.
Xavier Anderson
>Nature Valley
Kayden Lee
>Milk chocolat
Pleb.
Hudson Jones
I prefer dark chocolate but I don't get the snobbism around it.
Eating bitter as fuck 97% cocoa dark chocolate doesn't make you a gourmet.
Also the whole "it's not real chocolate because no beans" always sounded silly to me.
Milk chocolate tastes nothing like dark chocolate. Most brands have their own "taste".
Cooper Thompson
all these sweets, no Cadbury, terry or anything.
Best chocolate I ever had was some crazy Moldovan one.
Blake Miller
Why can't Hotaru be a hentai character? Goddamn it.
Carter Green
>obachan
call her oneechan
Jonathan Taylor
Hey, want some ...feet?
Samuel Martin
Its the taste with cockroach bits!
Noah Hall
Oh no, not falling for that. I’m not getting #metoo’d
Caleb Fisher
Why though?
Hentai characters are doomed to be mostly obscure aside from a couple of exceptions who ascend to meme-hood, but ironically characters from non-hentai shows will get much, much more porn from artworks and doujins
Caleb Richardson
Connor Richardson
It's poop isn't it
Jonathan Moore
>eating chocolate past the age of 18
Don't you think it's time to grow up and start consuming adult things, sweatie?
Daniel Watson
Like what, semen?
Owen Gutierrez
Pochi's doujins are basically the canon ending for me at this point.
Owen Taylor
I'm not sweaty.
Noah Stewart
I'm not sweaty.
Ryder Lopez
I love kitkat
Levi Lopez
Friking Heretics.
Zachary Russell
hope this is pasta
Oliver Myers
HNNNG! OH YES LORD!
Brandon Brooks
even better
Landon Bennett
I always though toblerone had peanuts or something in it, but it's a thing called nougats and I love it
Ryan Miller
Amerifats please go
Your chocolate is disgusting and Hersheys is by far the worst of it all
Brandon Stewart
White Lolita please
Sebastian Edwards
Step aside for best chocolate anons
You aren't worthy of being in it's presence
Andrew Morgan
>wanting a titfuck over a kit kat
Fuck off nigger
Brandon Wright
My nigga.
Jackson Rivera
Chase King
Why no one acknowledges best girl in those threads. Are you gay or something.
Christopher Mitchell
Kitkat is my favorite candy bar but Saya is better.
Carter Scott
Don't be a hipster
Levi Gonzalez
What kind of candy is that
Thomas Murphy
I want that milky milky kit kat... and to fuck her.
Jack Morris
she cute
David Morgan
Justin Brown
Type aside, what is the best temperature chocolate?
>Slightly melted
>Room temperature
>Frozen
Jack Powell
One day, one day, the lactose-intolerant will reign supreme. Then we shall see who has the last laugh.
Aaron Jones
kill yourself retard
Grayson Gutierrez
What makes her best? Fuck up, not even least bit fun and unless you have a thing for nerdy girls not even attractive.
John Butler
I would eat Clare if you know what i mean.
Camden Reed
I would like something healthier instead. Those two huge melons would do well.
Ryan Sullivan
I only eat weeb kitkats
Jose Gutierrez
Reminder this is the canon ending
Carter Russell
It actually is. It's heavily implied that Hotaru and cockonut get together.
Ian Sullivan
Yes definitely, they're my favorite
Nathan Price
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
Jonathan Morris
Hotaru forces Coconuts to marry her.
Michael Campbell
>Coconuts has to be forced
What a fag
Benjamin Flores
Nicholas Hughes
She basically says "Marry me or I'm gone forever."
Evan Lewis
His mouth says no but his entire being screams yes.
Asher Morris
Carter Rogers
Thomas Ross
Luis Carter
Man, the worst time a girl ever peed my mouth was after drinking coffee. That makes it taste terrible.
Evan Jenkins
Cute and hot
Brayden Miller
Those are really good.
Zachary Jones
Nolan Rivera
OH GOD YES
Aaron Ramirez
Gentlemen
Levi Moore
I love these but fucking damnit they are so expensive and my country's economy isnt helping
Parker Brown
that dance is so mesmerizing i don't know why
Ryder Harris
>ruining perfectly good chocolate tempering with booby heat
She should be punished, with melt chocolate, poured over her body, and then forced to lick herself clean. That should teach her not to ruin choco.
Bentley Diaz
I want to swap places with the Kit Kat.
Asher Moore
William Evans
Hotaru can't have those massive tits at 15.
Blake Brown
They barely taste like matcha. Or anything, for that matter.
Honestly on a blind test I'd say "butter and chestnut"
Cameron Gomez
Anyone got the one piece version?
I'm pretty sure I've seen one before.
Aiden Bailey
It's her infinte beauty
Jacob Johnson
Jonathan Collins
>15
I ALLWAYS FORGET THIS! WHY IS ANIME LIKE THIS! Fucking Aoba from new game is older than her. FUCKING KOMARI FROM NON NON BIYORI IS 1 YEAR YOUNGER THAN HER!
Bentley Cruz
user's stuck in the past lol
Jeremiah Martinez
holy shit that is gold
Thomas Green
Stop typing in caps,retard.
Ryan Wilson
>middle
HOW?
Liam Green
Kit-Kat melts stupidly easily and it's gonna basically be molten once you take it out of there.
While that doesn't exactly ruin it due to the wafer insides, this means the packaging is a bitch to open and you're guaranteed to be slightly sticky.
Jace Smith
He does whatever he wants to.
Gabriel Scott
is this show worth watching or should i continue just blowing loads to hotaru
Tyler Kelly
>is this show worth watching
nope
Jace Taylor
Absolutely. The saltiness of sweat just adds to the great flavor.
Cooper Watson
yeah nah fuck off cunt
Nolan Smith
Yes.
Chase Stewart
The fact that coconuts isn't balls deep in Hotaru 24/7 or using her tits is a travesty
Wyatt Cruz
it's kind of average. hotaru is the only thing going for it.
Hudson Long
Never before have I heard such a perfect way to describe it. It probably doesn't help that companies have been substituting garbage ingredients so much that you can't legally call some stuff chocolate anymore.
Bentley Lewis
If you haven't eat La Iberica then you know nothing about chocolate.
Henry Robinson
I love sugar tits
Thomas Peterson
you watch it to fap better to hotaru
Leo Green
>implying kitkat is dagashi
Carson Jackson
Toblerone
Brayden King
nice
Sebastian Russell
James Long
If you were American, you'd know that Kit-Kats are made by Hershey in the US.
Ian Nelson
Parker Johnson
truely redpilled
Nolan Garcia
Joshua Smith
Pochi makes me so happy
Jack Lopez
Same. She always brightens up my day
Ayden Phillips
Jack Gomez
Is it possible Hotaru will get chubby when she gets older, from eating all that candy?
Connor Cruz
She'll die of diabetes before that
Lincoln Sullivan
That's the plan, yeah.
Gavin Anderson
lol Hersheys taste like shit
Hershey sounds like the name of a big lumbering retard
Thomas Bennett
Based Pierce.
Make Hotaru a BBW!
Anthony Thomas
fuck twix are so damn good
Cooper Myers
You never see an old man eatin' a Twix
Connor Wilson
No, I'm boycotting Nestle.
Brayden Young
You don't understand how chocolate tempering works.
Jonathan Young
No, thank you. I am /fit/ and intend to keep it that way. I appreciate the offer though, Hotaru-san, and I like ur tits
Juan Lopez
Something about it has an acrid aftertaste at this point; I can't eat it plain.
At one point, Hershey's was king simply because it was the only way the working class could afford chocolate: At this point, better options are available.
Michael Bell
Cow tits = best tits
Zachary Adams
>Just BBW
Brody Cox
Owen Lee
Lucas Powell
Her grey/silver streak is cute af
Also she got a real fat ass
Henry Johnson
Why did you do this, user? You couldnt help yourself?
Leo Perry
Implying anons can produce that much.
Christopher Thomas
No way fag, where's my chocolate?
Benjamin Williams
God just the sight of this candy whore sends the blood straight to my dick
Jeremiah Lopez
It's kind of boring and the Pochi doujin has a better ending