What is the funniest Family Guy joke?
What is the funniest Family Guy joke?
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for me, its the narcissistic pedo
>HEY MA YOU GOT ANY PICTURES OF ME IN THE TUB?
When Brian pukes for 10 minutes upon realizing he fucked Quagmire's father
For me it's uh
It's uh it's when uh
it's simple but it works
lets face it, american dad is just funnier
For me, it's Sidney Huffman
definitely the chicken. also I dunno I just made something up. best episode is probably the one where peter ran into the tv antenna and blamed meg and then went crazy and started walking around with a cardboard tv frame
american dad's obession with bttf is better than family guy's obession with star wars
Old school family guy has so much soul
I do not care for the god father
Family Guy has done a ton of BTTF references. They even had a episode where people goes back in time and has to make sure he and Lois still end up together.
what does that mean?
Nowadays this would be a minute long scene where Brian tells Peter that "JFK got shot, it wasn't his fault", then Peter goes "should've dodged the bullet" then a 5 minute long cutaway gag where JFK dodges the bullet and chases down his assassinator on foot only to get into a fist fight with him where JFK is like Bruce Lee which leads to JFK unmasking the assailant to find out it was Abraham Lincoln so now JFK has to fight all the former presidents in a Jackie Chan parody but one of the guys fighting is a recurring character and JFK is all like "wait you're not a president" and the guy is like " I know, I just like fighting" then JFK beats them all and they all say "I would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for that John F Kennedy and his dumb dog too" then the camera pans out and Scooby Doo is there and he says "Scooby Dolby Doo" and everyone laughs.
I don't recognise you, what's your name?
>Sees a pea on dinner plate
Pea! Uh uh...
>Sees a person crying
>Sees a Griffin flying through the cafeteria
Yeah, Peter Griffin.
"always finish on the Bach, never on Debussy"
Hey there sweetie, how old are you?
18? You’re first
I like where this is going
>Sir your wife's survived but she's paralysed. You'll have to feed her, bathe her, care for, everything.
>Oh my god!
>HA. Just kidding. Your wife is dead.
You better watch who you're calling a child Lois because if I'm a child that makes you a pedophile and I'll be damned if I'm gonna stand here getting lectured by a pervert.
Was he okay?
holy crip he's a crapple
my whole family worships the ground he can't walk on
my dishwasher broke
i'm paying a young boy for sex
IT'S SNEEDNUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
Family Guy is a million times better than South Park, there I said it.
Giggity giggity gig a deee
Family guy started well, got shit around S5, and got good again when it embraced the weird shit in S12 onwards
don't forget the generic chink outsourced animation and honed in voices
Always kekd at this one.
"Fat girls need love too. But they gotta pay."
don't say doin your wife don't say doin your wife don't say doin your wife
I hate family guy. The gags are all low hanging fruit and the characters just become puppets after a while with storylines that strain your belief and interest.
Okay Trey and Matt
Everyone's always said this but never posts anything that's actually funny, it's just
>le funny gay alien
At least Family Guy's gay Stewie jokes are later seasons
>you're going to get beaten so badly you'll think you gave Chris Brown a STD
>is that what happened?
The one about their writing team being a bunch of dolphins that randomly generate the jokes.
>Do you like cake?
>Do you like my ass?
>Do you want to eat cake off my ass?
>What kind of cake?
Family guy has lower lows but American dad doesn't have higher highs
I liked the bit they did where Doc Brown tried to warn Marty that his daughter would grow up and date a black man.
That's fair. I'd say AD stayed more consistent decent overall though.
> official flower business
The one where Stewie streaks while shouting that he escaped from Kevin Spacey's basement is a lot funnier in retrospect.
filtered or beaner
Agreed. A lot of FG is unwatchable. AD is at least always nice for the background
Wait. I have you all beat. This is THE family guy joke.