Wants to rape her son
Wants to rape her son
It was consensual though?
I want to rape her
Can't rape the willing
would create a cuck paradox
i'm frankly surprised marty didn't wake up to lorraine sucking his cock
Marty was a huge faggot.
>wouldnt an effect of the time travel be the fact that his mother has a permanent memory of crushing on him from back in the day?
>mfw martys mom will always remember lusting after him
why didnt he ask her to suck her off
It was the 50’s. Women were more demure then.
i must have watched this movie a hundred times as a kid and i never realized just how milky she is
finally, a reason for hd
>gets back to modern day
>phew, that was close!
>"look son there is something you have to know.. i suppose now is as good a time as any..."
>"w-what's up dad?"
>"the truth is .. i'm not your biological father. when I met your mother, a few months after prom, she was already pregnant with you. the truth is .. well, honestly, I don't know who your real father is."
>mother gives a glance and bites her lip
>slowly start to disintegrate and fade away
god i love seeing her panties in howard the duck
they absolutely weren't and that was kind of the point of the movie
I dont know about you, but I dont remember every crush I had in highschool for a week, much less what they looked like
She's a girl in the 1950s. That means she 100% has a huge bush. Strike 1. She has never seen porn, maybe never even heard of porn, so has no idea what to do, probably doesn't even masturbate, so it would be a dead fish x10. Strike 2. She's probably racist and would flip out any time you tried to play your music instead of her elevator beats. Strike 3. Yes, she's okay looking, not great, no ass, but okay, but nobody ever really thinks about the details of what things would really be like when they post these threads.
yeah but this was the 60/80s, they werent crushing on online friends every 5 minutes, they probably had better memory of those things.
>That means she 100% has a huge bush. Strike 1.
how did people back then have sex if all the cute girls had big stank bushes and didnt even masturbate huh
didn't hottub time machine do this ?
How did she not notice at all that when marty was a teenager, he looked EXACTLY like the guy she wanted to fuck? Same with his dad, if he noticed that his kid looked identical to the dude who his mom wanted to fuck, he'd totally be suspicious.
I'm sure there were some that knew how to get down, and I guess you just went nose blind to that nasty bush, I don't know. But generally sex would have been a lot worse. Procreation missionary with a girl that sweats a lot and doesn't shave, and just sort of lays there, listening to Elvis.
>watching porn makes you know how to have sex
are you fucking gay? all of the things you listed are good things
These were considered massive cones in 1985
>Before I completely vanish, I yell out to my father.
>"IT WAS ME DAD, I WENT BACK IN TIME AND HAD SEX WITH MOM 28 TIMES. THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR GROUNDING ME AND SELLING MY PS2 FOR BEER MONEY"
>" AND FUCK N..."
He had an older brother and sister so it would have been him being his brother's (i think he was the older of the 2?) dad
fool, observe as I manipulate my very body into actually believing it's having sex!
>She's probably racist and would flip out any time you tried to play your music instead of her elevator beats. Strike 3.
How is this a strike?
She probably just assumes it's the real Calvin Klein she had a crush on.
>that goddamn smile
It certainly helps to know what's possible and to give ideas. Bushes trap odors, so have fun with a girl that smells like sweat and pussy, no ass, can't cook, doesn't know what a blowjob is, and probably makes you fuck in your pajamas, wow what a catch.
I rewatched this yesterday. It's actually pretty insulting how they objectify Marty's mom as a teenager.
hey just take a huge object down your gullet or a fist up your ass while I slap and kick you around, that's possible, I saw it in my po- wait, why are you leaving?
Huh that's interesting I'd like to hear more about your opiniOH NO I just shat in your eye, I'm so sorry. Oh, there's shit everywhere, and it's all in your eye, oh me oh my. Oh it just keeps coming out FFSSPRRRPLLLTTT
Americans didn't know blowjobs existed back then.
Thanks for letting me know you've never had sex
read a fucking book zoomer lmao
the internet has literally rotted your mind. get off of the internet and go out and meet real people.
>you fucking degenerate BITCH!!! You are out with a man that's not your husband!!!!
>this zoomer really believes that people didn't know how to fuck before the internet
Which book do I read to make you a little smarter?
Maybe when Marty fucks with the past he turns into this Marty
Porn literally taught me what to do when I first got laid.
Never said that dumbass, obviously people procreated, but there wasn't a sex culture like there is today
how did anybody ever have sex before porn was invented?
Cool it with the bait.
Okay zoom zoom.
They rubbed body parts together until they figured out what worked
watching animals having sex
It wasn’t because of lack of porn changed sex but the invention of birth control. Before birth control sex was viewed pure procreation because every time had sex you had a strong chance of pregnancy.
how did animals figure it out without porn?
that's just fucking sad
There's a Family Guy joke about that. In fact, there's a Family Guy joke about most things
Honestly worth it.
People couldn't pull out? Retard
Someone doesn't know how some bodily fluids work.
Jesus, go outside you fucking brainlet,
>that's just fucking sad
I would vanish cumming inside her if I were Marty, christ what a gorgeous woman
>Before birth control sex was viewed pure procreation
>My sweet little whorish Nora... You had an arse full of farts that night, darling... big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole... I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also. Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little fuckbird!
this is bs, everyone knows that before birth control all men used to suck out the creampie from the pussy