Wants to rape her son
Wants to rape her son
Thomas Clark
James Brooks
It was consensual though?
Blake Cruz
I want to rape her
Angel Thompson
Can't rape the willing
Evan Price
would create a cuck paradox
Jose Brooks
i'm frankly surprised marty didn't wake up to lorraine sucking his cock
Ryder Long
Robert Stewart
phew
Marty was a huge faggot.
Colton Wood
>wouldnt an effect of the time travel be the fact that his mother has a permanent memory of crushing on him from back in the day?
>mfw martys mom will always remember lusting after him
Brody Torres
why didnt he ask her to suck her off
or anal
Sebastian Diaz
Great pits
Jackson Taylor
It was the 50’s. Women were more demure then.
Julian Parker
i must have watched this movie a hundred times as a kid and i never realized just how milky she is
finally, a reason for hd
Evan Baker
>gets back to modern day
>phew, that was close!
>get home
>"hey son"
>"hey dad"
>"look son there is something you have to know.. i suppose now is as good a time as any..."
>"w-what's up dad?"
>"the truth is .. i'm not your biological father. when I met your mother, a few months after prom, she was already pregnant with you. the truth is .. well, honestly, I don't know who your real father is."
>mother gives a glance and bites her lip
>slowly start to disintegrate and fade away
Jayden Davis
god i love seeing her panties in howard the duck
Colton Ramirez
not true
Owen Parker
they absolutely weren't and that was kind of the point of the movie
Matthew Davis
I dont know about you, but I dont remember every crush I had in highschool for a week, much less what they looked like
Brayden Green
She's a girl in the 1950s. That means she 100% has a huge bush. Strike 1. She has never seen porn, maybe never even heard of porn, so has no idea what to do, probably doesn't even masturbate, so it would be a dead fish x10. Strike 2. She's probably racist and would flip out any time you tried to play your music instead of her elevator beats. Strike 3. Yes, she's okay looking, not great, no ass, but okay, but nobody ever really thinks about the details of what things would really be like when they post these threads.
Kevin Turner
yeah but this was the 60/80s, they werent crushing on online friends every 5 minutes, they probably had better memory of those things.
Nathaniel Foster
>That means she 100% has a huge bush. Strike 1.
Jose Murphy
how did people back then have sex if all the cute girls had big stank bushes and didnt even masturbate huh
huh
Alexander Roberts
didn't hottub time machine do this ?
Jeremiah Cook
braindead post
Asher Reed
How did she not notice at all that when marty was a teenager, he looked EXACTLY like the guy she wanted to fuck? Same with his dad, if he noticed that his kid looked identical to the dude who his mom wanted to fuck, he'd totally be suspicious.
Caleb Campbell
what?
Kayden Long
I'm sure there were some that knew how to get down, and I guess you just went nose blind to that nasty bush, I don't know. But generally sex would have been a lot worse. Procreation missionary with a girl that sweats a lot and doesn't shave, and just sort of lays there, listening to Elvis.
Matthew Watson
>watching porn makes you know how to have sex
Christian Martinez
are you fucking gay? all of the things you listed are good things
Grayson Rogers
These were considered massive cones in 1985
Benjamin Stewart
>Before I completely vanish, I yell out to my father.
>"IT WAS ME DAD, I WENT BACK IN TIME AND HAD SEX WITH MOM 28 TIMES. THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR GROUNDING ME AND SELLING MY PS2 FOR BEER MONEY"
>" AND FUCK N..."
Jackson Jackson
He had an older brother and sister so it would have been him being his brother's (i think he was the older of the 2?) dad
Landon Gray
fool, observe as I manipulate my very body into actually believing it's having sex!
*masturbates*
Henry Adams
>She's probably racist and would flip out any time you tried to play your music instead of her elevator beats. Strike 3.
How is this a strike?
Elijah Wood
She probably just assumes it's the real Calvin Klein she had a crush on.
Thomas Allen
>that goddamn smile
Cute!
Anthony Roberts
It certainly helps to know what's possible and to give ideas. Bushes trap odors, so have fun with a girl that smells like sweat and pussy, no ass, can't cook, doesn't know what a blowjob is, and probably makes you fuck in your pajamas, wow what a catch.
Henry Thomas
I rewatched this yesterday. It's actually pretty insulting how they objectify Marty's mom as a teenager.
Xavier White
>what's possible
hey just take a huge object down your gullet or a fist up your ass while I slap and kick you around, that's possible, I saw it in my po- wait, why are you leaving?
Parker Hall
Huh that's interesting I'd like to hear more about your opiniOH NO I just shat in your eye, I'm so sorry. Oh, there's shit everywhere, and it's all in your eye, oh me oh my. Oh it just keeps coming out FFSSPRRRPLLLTTT
Justin Bailey
Americans didn't know blowjobs existed back then.
Juan Smith
Thanks for letting me know you've never had sex
Brody Cooper
RUDE!
Grayson Robinson
Henry Morris
read a fucking book zoomer lmao
Leo Cook
the internet has literally rotted your mind. get off of the internet and go out and meet real people.
Jackson King
devilish
Jordan Baker
>you fucking degenerate BITCH!!! You are out with a man that's not your husband!!!!
Jace Wilson
>this zoomer really believes that people didn't know how to fuck before the internet
Jaxon Wright
Which book do I read to make you a little smarter?
Carter Long
Maybe when Marty fucks with the past he turns into this Marty
Parker Peterson
Porn literally taught me what to do when I first got laid.
Jace Ramirez
Never said that dumbass, obviously people procreated, but there wasn't a sex culture like there is today
Zachary Diaz
how did anybody ever have sex before porn was invented?
Josiah Nelson
Cool it with the bait.
Adam Adams
Okay zoom zoom.
Daniel Rogers
They rubbed body parts together until they figured out what worked
Parker Harris
watching animals having sex
Camden Nguyen
It wasn’t because of lack of porn changed sex but the invention of birth control. Before birth control sex was viewed pure procreation because every time had sex you had a strong chance of pregnancy.
Isaac Sanchez
>You
Daniel Long
how did animals figure it out without porn?
Luke Gomez
that's just fucking sad
Colton Collins
There's a Family Guy joke about that. In fact, there's a Family Guy joke about most things
Mason White
Honestly worth it.
Isaac Morgan
People couldn't pull out? Retard
Jack Ramirez
Someone doesn't know how some bodily fluids work.
Jesus, go outside you fucking brainlet,
Easton Cruz
>that's just fucking sad
Parker Taylor
I would vanish cumming inside her if I were Marty, christ what a gorgeous woman
Cooper Bailey
>Before birth control sex was viewed pure procreation
>My sweet little whorish Nora... You had an arse full of farts that night, darling... big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole... I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also. Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little fuckbird!
Luis Hughes
KEK
Christian Gutierrez
>UTI
Henry Barnes
this is bs, everyone knows that before birth control all men used to suck out the creampie from the pussy