Nice land nigga

lmao

DARKNESSES

The Numenoreans did nothing wrong.

I’m one of the baddest motherfuckers of all time, one of the best Dark Lords and one of the best looking motherfuckers you’ve ever seen. Hold my drink, bitch.

Cock ring

GAIASES

>>Mordor has been empty for 3000 years and still not colonized
Minas Ithil, Cirith Ungol and other fortresses were built by Gondorians to keep check on Mordor. But around 1600-1800s T.A. a devastating plague hit realms of men and Gondor couldn't man them anymore. Then orcs took over them.

Colonizing Mordor doesn't make sense since it's a barren volcanic wasteland; the only fertile region lies to the southeast in Nurn but logistically it's untenable.

UNITYYYYYYYYY

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I’m sorry, Elrond, it was an accident. I was having too much fun. I offer you a truce. The stickiest of the icky. You want to smoke with the old boy Sauron?

come now, i've far too much sense to enter the abode of man and lie waste to their sofa as if it's the thing to do
>...do you remember lying waste to his sofa
yeah I did it

The One Ring is a hell of a drug.

KOKANE ONE HELL OF A DRUG

kek i bet you zoomers don't know the reference

synthesis

SHELOB get over here and have sex with Frodo. I'm Sauron bitch

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COLDBLOODED

God i miss Shadow of War, such a good game, they should make a third one.

Couldn't they at least destroy Sauron's tower and the huge fortress walls? They gave Orthanc to Saruman and he made it a decent place. Maybe they could have given Sauron's tower to a different wizard, maybe Radaghast and he could have brought life in to the area and made it livable

the potatoes have gone bad, hah hah

Excellent work user. You're doing great.

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>Shelob is a sexy bitch

This is the kind of lore accuracy that really matters

Barad dur was destroyed except for its foundations which was invulnerable

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then it just rebuilt itself?

Very carefully

honestly, inaccurate representation
the whites are likely to invade the dark land than the other way around

no sauron did

> SAURON LOOKS AT ARAGORN BEFORE THE LAST BATTLE
> NOW , DARKNESS, THE TABLES ARE TURNED
> LOOKS OVER AT HIS TROLLS
> DO WITH HIM WHATEVER YOU LIKE

I told Isildur - I bet Sauron that motherfucker won’t be acting disrespectful in middle earth again WRONG, WRONG this is sauron we talking about

A step further, and I'll give this nigga a lava bath.

>Sauron's eye peeking on Galadriel
I wish I had more hands, so I could give those titties, four thumbs down! The milk’s gone bad!

Kek

Morgoth acts like a tranny

based

*looks at Aragorn while imploding*
>i should've never gave you niggas rings! you don't know how to appreciate shit! You know you can get another ring. What I'm gonna do about my tower, Aragorn?

not canon, fags

I pity them, they are missing out. Chappell show is THE funniest sketch comedy show ever made.

How about Orcs versus Men?

HEY DARKNESS

>devs made this gorgeous model down to her bare feet
>sfm artists make no porn of her
Are they all fags?

See I never did things just to do them. I mean c'mon what am I gonna do just jump up and torture Celebrimbor like its, like it's something to do? C'mon I got a little more sense than that

Yeah I remember torturing Celebrimbor

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Rings of Power are a hell of a drug.

Always lose it to the stoya part kek

My man Legolas, he a lil more compassionate than myself, an he goin:
>Man, Sauron really need some help
I'm like nigga we just gave him some help

>Saruman: I looked into the Palantir and saw Sauron. He was mad niggerish man, which was right up my alley.

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>Maybe I'm overreacting. I actually went there. Like maybe I shouldn't do nothin'.
>But my ghetto side was going "YO, stomp this motherfucker out right here. What the fuck is wrong with him?"

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On his finger. The giant eye was a Hackson invention and he had a physical body.

youtube.com/watch?v=f3AZYQh2e0k

spiders get the broom

Was pining for a glimpse of this bitch's legs every time she was on screen.

>sfm creators
>not being massive and unironic fags

I know there's at least one based one.
The one that made the video of Tracer and her dyke girlfriend experiencing true happiness at the tip of a girthy male cock

Dance to the music you ugly motherfuckers. It’s a celebration, bitches!

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