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This looks like some cringe fan made movie with a shoestring budget.

>LEMME GET UHHHH...MITRIL FO PIECE WIT SOME GEMSTONES ON DA SIDE

I mean its a fan made poster using bits from a photoshoot for a womens magazine, wdy expect

DEY HEA

LAWD DEM RANGS

>black dwarf
forgivable

>beardless dwarf
they have to be trolling

elves don't have niggers either

they probably wanted to give her a beard but actresses are egomaniacs and she refused to cover her face at all

Mom I posted it again

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please don't tell me this is an official image. it had to have been fan made by a nigger lover, right?

Well done sir.

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cause niggers would be interested in getting their hands on some jewellery

DEY HEA

Biggest flop of all time

I've been reading Nature of Middle-earth and I'm genuinely starting to feel like having darker-skinned elves is not that bad. The generational schemes that Tolkien posits, together with the numbers of Avari that did not join in the Great Journey, could mean that there are Avari with a darker skin colour given the timeframes and numbers of Elvish generations given, assuming that these elves travelled southward from Cuivienen. But these elves should all be Avari, they are not Sindar or Nandor and should be very distinct and distrusted by the Noldor. Which I am one hundred percent sure will not be the case in this production. Also there is no place for dark skin in fucking dwarves they live underground what the fuck are you smoking Bezosdrones.

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fake

AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SAURON MAH NIGGA WAS CRACKIN

I hate America

lmao bitch looks like she works at the DMV

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Based.
Fuck the Jewnited States of America.

The tshirt and tank top are the sleeper villains of this poster.

A fan wouldn't fuck up the casting like that.
>"Lamar from the anime club likes LOTR, maybe-"
>"For the last time, he wouldn't look the part"

Gonna watch it just for the prime elven princess pusy, fuck you faggots

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he was right though, the elves are not multiracial
All the high elves - Galadriel, Finrod, Celebrimbor, Gil-galad, Elrond are all white. Also all the background character elves that you see either with Finrod or Gil-galad in Lindon are entirely white too
The single brown elf is a shit tier Silvan living in a woodland in Harad, some several thousand miles away from the rest

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sun exist only for thousand of years when the show takes place, I don't think it would be enough to evolve dark skin, especially that elves live long
can elves even get tan? they lived on equator near the tree that shone like a sun and still were pale

>According to Rings Of Power concept artist John Howe, there are surprises in store.
>“We’re finally sailing on the oceans of Middle-earth,” teases Howe, promising a set of sea-faring elves. “They’re daunting and enterprising and are almost colonising the world. They were a lot of fun to imagine. It’s something neither Lord Of The Rings nor Hobbit movies went anywhere near.”
Boatkino incoming

I hate niggers so much bros

>Black
>Female
>No beard

And as if that shit wasn't enough, could these lazy faggots just not be assed to at least MAKE HER FUCKING HAIRDO SYMMETRICAL?

Spotted the incel

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imagine trying to get niggers into the cinema
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Jacksonbros???

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It depends on what approach they are taking. For the Silmarillion Christopher went with the sun and moon being created after the death of the trees, but there are versions of the Ainulindalë where Tolkien specifically had the sun and moon exist from the beginning, much before the awakening of the elves, with the trees housing the "pure light" of them from before the first battle with Melkor. These versions are both from Morgoth's ring and Nature of Middle-earth and are the later version, but because they weren't as complete the other version was used.

>one of the most popular Tolkien TikTokers is a black guy from New York
...

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wordswordswordswords

BLACK PEOPLE!?IN MY WORLD FULL OF DRAGONS,TROLLS,ORCS,ELVES,GIANTS,WIZARDS,HOBBITS,DWARFS,WEREWOLFES?
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE!?
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!?????

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this but unironically

braindead argument. Fantasy doesn't imply that you can handwave logical inconsistencies. Stories still need to make sense within the world that they are made with. If you go by that logic, any story that abandons logic is fine because it's not real anyway.

So he's fat because of magic? What's he trying to imply here?

correct.

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YOU ARE NOT TOLKIEN
THERES NOT RULES SINCE HE DIED
THE HOBBITS OF THE FILMS LOOK LIKE NOTHING TOLKIEN IMAGINED,I DONT SEE YOU INCELS BITCHING ABOUT THAT

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I dont thin evolution exists in Middle earth. Everything exists as a result of the Ainur and to a larger extent Eru. New beasts and creatures may appear but those usually appear out of corruption.

that would mean no nigger elves exist unless one of OG elves was one

So? LoTR is popular all around the world by all kinds of people.

Blacks and Pajeets love Tolkien for some reason. I remember outside of the west and Japan, India was the one of the places most of the cast went for fan/press meets

Obviously they were genocided before the era of peace.
I'm not certain why everyone left of center is praising that, just like I find the shaved "elf" with a gansta bow hold out of place, but I'm sure covering your ears and yelling "racism!" is the right response.

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Please be a real poster

Gradually, I began to hate them.

Why not? If Ainu made nigger/Pajeet men then why not elves?

Why are mutts like this.

It's not real, but this is

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>books about friendship and diversity
>NOOOOOOO YOU CANT BE BLACK AND ENJOY THIS

i will never understand this narrative of LOTR being a white power thing

>Ned grows 20 feet each episode
>Jeffrey turns red, then black, then pink each episode
>Trees are bananas
>Gravity doesn't exist

>hurr durr it's a fantasy show who cares

They have to ruin everything with their stink.

please please can we just kill all black people i am so sick of them

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I would say it's more about the triumph of good over evil. Unity in the face of impending Doom. Good men stepping up to save everyone from darkness.

there are no black people in LotR unless you're a racist who thinks it's about them
>and out of Far Harad black men like half-trolls with white eyes and red tongues

>there are no black people in LotR
>out of Far Harad black men

someone post the picture where she is demanding the rangz of powah or else she will unleash the white orc.
It will be the most powerful scene of the show

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Ainu didn't make men.

Ugly actors overemoting, tacky poster

Riddle me this. If there are black pipo in second age why there are no black pipo in third age?

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fuck wrong image

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kek

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another white kino destroyed, le fu