You are given unilateral authority to do anything you want to turn this shit show around, what's your first move...

Time to take your pills honey

I pocket the money and escape to some country with no extradition laws.

of course the chudcels whose only understanding of finance comes from that one class they had in primary school 20 years ago thinks it is the fault of fags in their movies.

Sell all my stock while it’s still as high as it is then stop answering the phone. It’s dead, Jim.

I purchase the rights to several popular starlets and put out the news that anyone who owns above a certain stock threshold has free access to them at any time.

first and foremost, I assume that almost every paying customer who left is probably not coming back. So the best plan is to pivot, and try to crack open the "I aint paying for this fucking garbage" demographic.
>introduce free-to-watch with commercials model
>free-to-watch mode is just a scheduled live stream, similar to traditional broadcast TV
>divide the free-to-watch into more specific branded subchannels for audience/content
>one for kids/cartoons, one for teen girls and their garbage drama shows, one for idiot action guy content, and maybe a documentary channel for nerds to round it out

This
And they can upgrade to 4k resolution if they fork over an optional payment

kys netflixfag

>of course the chudcels whose only understanding of finance comes from that one class they had in primary school 20 years ago thinks it is the fault of fags in their movies.

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should i buy Netflix stock? i hate the company but it seems like an easy profit. no way it's staying this low

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Cryptos are collapsing too. Where is the money gone?

Actually commit to the little "choose your own adventure" movies they wanted to do like bandersnatch. I thought it was neat and it would give them something actually unique.

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I deliberately tank it because it's satanic yiddish trash.

Subscription price gets halved after 12 months
Add a microtransaction store where you can buy different effects/transitions/avatars
Should stop people unsubbing and rally the stock price

Sell it to Elon Musk

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markets oversaturated
I doubt hey will recover in the next 3 years

Recession coming
Worse than 2008
Don't invest, just spend all of your money while it's still worth something

I'm surprised it didn't drop sooner. They're making horrible pricing/plan decisions and cracking down on password sharing in certain countries already by adding fees if they think you're doing it.
It's a company in massive debt (and always looking for more) that only has 1 way of generating revenue, and they're already making the reddit and twitter crowds hate them. With the king HBO Max competing, I honestly think Netflix is a bloated whale that's too stubborn to either die or roll back in the water. It'll be a slow fall, but they will.

This graph jewery is always triggering me
It acutally looks like this

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That's still over a third of its value

yeah...

the only thing i will spend it on is investment/assets

ok. why are they making reddit/twitter fags hate them though?

anyone who makes a graph with a y axis like that is a disgusting liar who is trying to mislead people

Produce seperate exclusive softcore porn channel

They're right though, Netflix doesn't have anything to draw people in that every company has their own streaming services. The only thing Netflix has is their original shows that no one gives a shit about anymore.

>why are they making reddit/twitter fags hate them though?
For what I said: they've already begun taking steps in cracking down on password sharing. Turns out, when you only have one revenue stream, you back down on your "Sharing is caring" stance (they literally tweeted this when asked about it years ago) after you inevitably stagnate.
That, and almost immediately after their stock price dropped, they announced they're looking into adding ads and raising prices. People, believe it or not, don't like paying more money for a service that keeps losing shows to its now-plentiful competition.
At this point, you're kind of retarded for supporting Netflix. Their leadership is seemingly stuck believing it's still 2016 and they have nobody else offering what they got. They're very wrong.

37% drop that quickly is fucking awful, especially because Netflix is a FAGMAN stock

80's was over 30 years ago.

Reboot Might Max for fun.

>>free-to-watch mode is just a scheduled live stream, similar to traditional broadcast TV
I'd use this because I kind of miss traditional TV but there's absolutely no way I'm paying for it.

*Mighty Max

>graph jewery
Uh not, its meant to show the size of the drop, not the drop relative to overall value. Anyone with even the slightest amount of education can see that and actually pays attention to the labels

>its meant to show the size of the drop, not the drop relative to overall value
the size of the drop is only meaningful in relation to the overall value

What said.
Fire all of these freaks and focus on making good content rather then shoving virtue signal garbage in all their shows.
You can't make good content if you are more focused on activism then a narrative/story.

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kidnap jewish kids and torture them to death on camera, film in 4k surround sound

based

sno more tv shows about homosexuals blacks
no more documentaries about gay blacks
no more movies about gay blacks
no more cartoons about gay blacks

let it rot
nothing good has come from jewflix and it does not need to exist

>the GRAPH is meant to SHOW the size of the drop
>but you need to IGNORE the GRAPH to see the size of the drop
absolute retard, holy shit

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live chat rooms.

I might be wrong, but maybe if they made shows and films people wanted to watch this wouldn’t be the case.

>stock price is still $200
>Netflix doesn't have anything to draw people
???

I would just make it obvious to viewers that Netflix is done with the wokeshit and back to just trying to entertain everyone. Make a big deal about acquiring rights to shit like pic related so people know it's for real. Only time will prove the follow through though so can all the current wokeshit in production and start making fun positive stuff that appeals to all kinds of different people. Have some sleaze, have some chud stuff, have a bit of everything that has some kind of proven track record. And shitcan all the trannies.

Shit, forgot the pic related.

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Stop producing shitty original content and shift the entire focus back to building a library of things people actually want to watch. I swear every time I'm on, there are like two good movies on the entire site. You can't find a fucking thing that anybody wants to see

>>stock price is still $1
>>Netflix doesn't have anything to draw people

No more wokeness. Fire all the diversity hires. Invest in writers who are actually talented and not obnoxious Twitter users. Writers with merit and talent. Instead of focusing on pushing political agendas, focus on making actually good stories.
Pushing political agendas is for companies with actual money since nobody likes watching that shit.

Produce the rest of Hornblower series

True, and nice pic related, user.

But...Netflix is a giant ponzi for money laundering of corporate tax-dodging & write-off's FIRST...and media production SECOND. It relies on hooking whales...hence, the stock price dead cat bounce.

You are correctly stating that the front-end should deliver to the needs/wants of the consumer with a more widely palatable range of product. Which is wise. Bu that is giving the front of the building a paint job.

It ain't the building.

Both go hand in hand...so "better content" that "internet reviewers" like is not the primary goal.
But if they did do better content, it could bring in, or bring back...bigger marks to drain their wallets.

shut it down

t.professinal baiteneer.

It already lost like half it's value before the big April drop, that was just a sudden accelaration in a longer trend. It doesn't really have any great long term prospects that would make it a good boy, but this is a clown market so you never know.

targetting the boomer/genX audience would be the first way to go for me, robocop, gremlins, then try for a better nickloden contract.