OH NO NO NO NO

He's the richest known person in the world. Yes, women find him attractive.

The modern era was a mistake

>buys twitter
>suddenly the bad guy

is this the first time in history a man DENIES having a threesome with young celebrity women

Did he deny it in court? If not then it doesn't mean shit.

He's one of the richest men in history, what do you think?

afaik Clara Delevinge is also incredibly rich, not as rich as him but enough to probably be not as dazzled by it as a confirmed goldigger like hurd. After that what is there? the personality lol? Bullshit

Is this bait?
Holy shit, I almost hope this is true

Wonder if he’ll deny getting the shit beat out of him too

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>suddenly

Big Boer Cock

his eyes and weird facial hair make him kinda look like asian-white mix, but not asian enough to register immediately in your brain. so you have an uncanny asian valley.

>10 mil vs >30 bil

Musk could throw double her net worth of cash on her if he wanted to and it would be nothing for him

She literally looks like she just sucked his dick and she’s considering how far that might get her

His ancestors dabbled with the local population in south africa

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did Elon break the buck?

Do women love money above all else?

>Do women find him attractive?
are the women he fucks attractive? not really. grimes, cmon man. but hes in his 50s so i guess he looks ok

Maybe because it didn't happen

>not ugly
>full head of hair even if it’s fake
>not far and gross (yet)
>tall
>richest person on the planet
Literally any normal woman would go for him, unless they’re already rich or married rich

Who would want to brag about fucking a bedshitting annorexic whore?

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What the fuck, they actually do look like Asiatic Nubians.

Of course not.
Money is a tool in life. Nothing more

why is it acceptable for famous people to cheat on their partners?

He's already said the whole thing should be dropped, no one wins when dirty sheets get aired.

Guys am I hairblind? I know it must be fake but I legitimately wouldn't be able to tell if not for the side by side.

Yes you are blind.

Teach me user. What are the givaways?

What do you mean giveaways? There's a massive bald spot on the middle of his head on the left. It doesn't get any more obvious than that.

if you think this is anywhere close to being anorexic then you have serious problems and need to consult your life coach, preacher or both.

I'm talking about the right image with the fake hair. I don't see any bald spot?

probably more to do with brain rot westerners thinking hes le tony stark

If it's not annorexia then she just naturally has a terrible figure. She has no hips and her torso is a fucking rectangle, and her legs and arms are cylinders.

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Women are whores. The only difference is the price.

Btw, Elon and Amber made an embryo together, according to one testimony. She wanted to keep it, he wanted to get rid of it (probably after some post nut clarity).

The testimony doesn’t say who won in the end. A bit later, Amber had a child. The identity of the father remains unknown.

The same testimony states that Musk gifted ”bugged” Teslas to her and her family.

Btw, that’s red lipstick marks, not a bruise.

But there are other photos where he looks a bit bruised on the face. Or it could just be a rash, who knows.

These a shoops (poor examples)
Terrible bait during europoor hours

They're real you retard.

He's bogged and autistic

He's catering to right wing demographics

Because he doesn’t want more stuff to come out about their affair. Like that her kid is his, and that she simped for her and gave ACLU money she had promised to pay them, and that she hit her (and who knows, maybe he hit back).

Ignore them. They are haters taht photoshop pictures of an ANGEL called amber, because of Depp. LOSERS

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Cope.

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Cara Delevinge is a talentless hack who only got where she is because of nepotism. Also she looks like an alien. Close your mouth if you're reading this.

You can’t blame her for not having an ass. White women only invested in caring about their butts post 2010. She’s from a different generation

A gentleman doesn’t kiss and tell

Schizos like David Stay say every actress is a tranny. But her? I can believe she's a tranny.

DO IT FOR HEARD

>Cope
seethe, incel

me on the right

Forgot webm, fuck

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>Schizos like David Stay

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I’ve explored many an asian valley.

Pretty fucking hot
Too bad she’s completely insane

he literally only bought twitter so he can shut down accounts that shit on him constantly but he is going to unban trump who is the funniest person on twitter so it all evens out

i already know from experience women will fuck flubby men just as readily as chads given the circumstances. it's why sharia law works so well

Cara is a fucking hag

m00

Damn imagine putting two fingers into her mouth and she sucks on them while maintaining eye-contact.

>you will never get this kind of affection and attention from women
I need to buy some rope it hurts too much

Elon Musk dressed as Anubis at Hugh Heffner's mansion, his ex wife on the right

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>no one wins when dirty sheets get aired.
Johnny Depp's public image begs to differ.

Denying it just makes people think it really did happen. If he bragged then no one would believe him. He knows what he’s doing.

most attractive man alive for golddigging whores

uh oh

It happened to me for the first time at 30 years old. Don't give up bro, improve yourself.

Cope harder simp.

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The point is that her family is rich as fuck, kinda like Julia Louis-Dreyfus. It probably takes more than just being rich to her. Amber Heard is fucking white trash compared to her.

>All of the women that slept with him are skanky, money hungry, schizos

its really not a mystery anons. rich people still have low self worth. hes just playing the field

if you swam in his circles, half of you autists with a /fit/ body and /fa/ wardrobe could too

His face is kind of weird but he's not ugly per se

cara doesn’t do guys, so she ordered him to sit in the corner with a cock cage and cucked him.

He has 7/8 children. Stop coping.

He's the wealthiest man in the world (on paper), nothing gives women a bigger lady-boner