Jesus Christ Raimi

Jesus Christ Raimi

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I'm surprised that noone's made a troonjak edit of black bolt

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we are still talking about it

At least post the webm

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When you nutted but she still sucking

why would anyone care enough to do that

Cause these… “people” are obsessed with the ACK shit

Very fucked up for an MCU movie, I have to admit. The only other MCU death that I always felt was super dark and violent was the villain in Ant Man getting crushed and imploded by his shrinking suit malfunctioning.

Is this from Dr strange?

Yeah

No it's from Shrek 5.

Reminder that Anson Mount invented his own sign language for Black Bolt and never even got to use it
I hope they bring him back just so he can get his pockets lined, dude deserves it

>internal organs were strong enough to make the blast
>his mouth skin is stronger than the blast
>would've just came out his nose
>but it just blast his brains instead

No need to be a sour puss lad, I don't keep up with these flicks.

Ty, will watch this film soon.

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did they really make the black chick do the oh naw you did ent

Black people are like a living meme. They aren't even real people. They're like the ultimate joke by god or some shit

Go back to I Fucking Love Science user.

doesn't his voice do massive scale damage? Why is it just a tiny pop on his head?

It's a fun watch, the scene is much better with sound
Yeah

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>YOU WA SHOCK

>Scientifically analyzing capeshit
Go back
He has super strength too so maybe that's why? Idk, I don't give a fuck about that character in the comics

>is a cunt
>dies
kino

Such damage happens when that voice is sustained. The moment the voice started destroying his head and brain it stopped being made, so it was a short lived micro explosion that ended its cause at the same time.

Why would captain marvel die to a statue dropping on her

Wanda drained her power.

>such damage happens when that voice is sustained.
Wrong.

>muh shield
At least capt got capped

Raimi gets too much flak. Studio force so many reshoots. Need a Raimi cut

She basically can distort reality so anything can happen. She is pretty much the kid from twilight zone that can change things. By and large her powers are though, that change is destruction. She cannot create things. She can manipulate anything to no longer exist. How it looks and plays out doesn't matter, she willed it to happen, so it does.

>black bolt
>is white
who writes this shit?

he stole that from the matrix and eternal sunshine

The guy that fucked Jack Kirby's wife.

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It's because his name is Blackagar Boltagon I shit you not

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Quick Iluminati! Attack her one at a time in single file!

Why are they all just standing there while she kills them one at a time?

Too busy staring at her qt3.14 knockers and feet

Who is the statue that crushes Captain Marvel of?

Why is she randomly barefoot?

I Will never understand how can People enjoy this retardedness

>Because his electron-harnessing ability is linked to the speech center of his brain, any attempt to use his vocal cords triggers an uncontrollable disturbance of the particle/electron interaction field. Because of this limitation, Black Bolt must be constantly vigilant of even the softest of utterances, lest he destroy anything or anyone in his path. At full strength, his voice can destroy planets
>For virtually his entire publication history, Mister Fantastic has been depicted as one of the most intelligent characters in the Marvel Universe.
How do these two job to her?
Just plot armor or is she really that strong?

He killed himself. If he didn't try to speak he'd have been fine.

My brother-in-law is taking his kids, one that's 4 to see this shit and I've tried to warn him it's rough but he thinks it's okay. What it really is he's a selfish prick who wants to see the movies and come across as being a good dad.

If the one thing protecting you from an uber-universe destroying which is blocked, you might murmur in fear as well.

This takes place in an alternate universe. "Prime" Wanda is mind controlling this universe's Wanda. This Wanda was relaxing at home when she got hijacked.

why dont you just mind your own business? its his kids he can do whatever the fuck he wants

Sure, I will. But won't stop me from calling him a dumbass when his littlest child is freaking the fuck out in the theater.

We live in the age where Game of Thrones has completely ruined entertainment by forcing everything to be reduced to mindless shock value. They'd better get used to it sooner rather than later.
Most kids today think this stuff is hilarious.

Why is he called black bolt? He's powers isnt lightning

I still don't know how the hell they can watch their close friends die and just be snarky. I get it's Marvel and they're just fodder but still put an ounce of thought into the writing. Especially if we are getting a Fantastic 4 movie.

in the comics scarlet witch is an omega level reality warper so yeah she is that powerful if they are sticking to source material. Where they fucked up was having Mr. Fantastic act like a retard and having blackbolt be fucking incredibly underpowered.

She's literally the most powerful magical being in the multiverse
Cause we still know how to have fun, being a wage cuck hasn't completely stolen our childlike amusement
So I can jerk off when the bluray comes out
No idea

Idk, maybe it's a natural thing. I laugh when I get nervous or am in awkward situations

>I still don't know how the hell they can watch their close friends die and just be snarky
Isn't this a multiverse? You can do anything to anyone and who cares because there are more out there and if everything happens anyway, you may as well watch and be shitty about it.

a nervous laugh would be fine although i doubt any of these mcu "actresses" could pull it off. but she literally does a "oh hell naw you didnt" snarky black woman thing after watching two of her friends get their heads blown off. what the fuck

Das jus how it goes down in da hood nahm sayin my niggy?

Not to mention Illuminati are supposed to be a team. Granted if Namor was in the mix, it'd make more sense why they were less of a cohesive team. But Reed, Rambeau, Black Bolt, and Carter should have all immediately went into team fighting mode.

raimi should direct porn

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Why did she take her jacket off?

For me Reed getting spaghetti'd was worse. Deaths where the person's body is slowly mutilated while being powerless to stop it bother the fuck out of me. Reminds me too much of chinese liveleak videos/cartel exectutions.

To show that delicious poopa

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>Deaths where the person's body is slowly mutilated while being powerless to stop it bother the fuck out of me.

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