>Stop right there Wanda! This is my friend, Blackagar Boltington and he'll cut you down in an instant with a simple whisper from his mouth. I'd advise you not to do anything to it...
Stop right there Wanda! This is my friend...
Hunter Cruz
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Lucas Turner
Haha and then she open mouth kisses him to the point that it's disgusting and beautiful all at the same time haha lol lmao jk that is cap fr fr.
Benjamin Hernandez
>2 male characters that should hold their own instantly die
>2 female characters that shouldn't hold their own put up an actual fight
Hmm.
Matthew Powell
Comic Reed would have had some device or plan to neutralize Wanda, not this retard attempting to physically attack the reality warper
Henry Martinez
>Xavier jobs hard to Wanda
what a load of shit
David Lee
>2 female characters that shouldn't hold their own put up an actual fight
they get yeeted in 30 seconds flat. the illuminati were clearly incompetent and cocky bastards. captain carter threw her shield and was still looking behind when it got flung back. she could not do that all day.
Nathan Gutierrez
He didn't die, it was a hallucination induced by Wanda. None of them are dead.
John Wood
what cope… explain how u came upon that
Jaxon Cook
She somehow gets actual hits in. Neither of them got magic insta-gibbed like the male characters did.
Robert Stewart
user the only dumbasss in that group is Reed Richard's.
My only question is WHY FIGHT WANDA WITHOUT MORDO????
MORDO IS YOUR ONLY SORCERER!!!
also why does mordo literally disappear from the movie. He makes a quip after fighting and then is never seen again. Him and strange could have easily fought back Wanda.
It must have been resorts because I read somewhere that friendly mordo dies helping strange escape Wanda. They must have reshot it for the wacky cameos instead.
Jose Russell
You see Xavier put his fingers to his head. This was to give Wanda a hallucination, after that the illuminati left to let Wanda kill Strange and America
Parker Davis
Why does nobody ever just shoot Wanda in the back of the head with a normal gun
Nathaniel Myers
He got stuck in that pit strange jumped out of with the magic cucking cuff still on him which is even funnier than him just disappearing from the movie.
Jose Bell
just watched this movie. seriously wtf was all of this? this plot is retarded as hell, even as MCU fan u could easily skip this crap
was it sam raimi fault? is he overrated? im still trying to process this..
thats bs!
they should've at least shown that properly if that was the case
Ethan Brooks
Ok so then explain the rest of the movie? Are we just seeing what xavier wanted to let wanda see? I don’t buy it the only time i rember him putting his hand on his head as to show strange how they defeated thanos.
James Young
aww we’re u scared too & thought it should have been rated R too?
Jordan Flores
Wanda is literally swarming with black magic and demons at that point (which Xavier has no mental control over)
She wouldn't even have to put up much of a fight before Xavier went insane by proximity
Connor Collins
There's literally a part where she gets shot and just heals it with magic instantly
Have sex
Jason Hughes
Raimi brought interesting flair to the production. The music, editing, and photography were mostly great.
Film should have just focused between Strange and Wanda with Mordo being the fakeout villain and Wanda submitting to the dark hold over time.
The movie just makes her the Saturday morning cartoon villain right out of the gate and America the walking lesbian plot device just muddles things even further.
Cut America. Cut the Illuminati. More Wong, Mordo, and Strange. I'm already sock of Avengers and multiverses and time travel. I wanted Doctor Starnge 2. Not The Boys.
Luis Thomas
Wanda blew all her mana early on, thus had to resort to right-click attacks after that
Sebastian Jenkins
>I want solo stand alone adventures
go watch dc u bum
Austin Jones
Xavier is a literal god in the psychic realm, he would have detected Wanda as a threat and locked her away almost instantly.
He's done it to cosmic beings immensely more powerful then Wanda.
This move is shit.
Kayden Myers
Someone has been shitposting the same thing for the last 3 days.
Seeing this on Wednesday. Thanks for advertising the movie
Luke Phillips
Remember that there are two versions of Wanda and thus two consciousnesses. He seemed to have entered Mommy Wanda's mind and then was mogged by Lonely Wanda
Anthony King
is that jim?
Justin Edwards
Why would that matter? There were two consciousnesses Jean Grey and one was the Phoenix, a being of nearly limitless power and he was able to supress it with his mind.
Mason Davis
fuck off with your bait. I only watched the first trailer and went in blind expecting nothing
>it should have been rated R too?
no. but it not being R rated is no excuse on how much raimi held himselft in horror elements. The scene of wanda invading the temple, being an literal demon was good, but not as good as it could've been. It's like they didn't know what to do and kept throwing stuff around.
Christopher Baker
Phoenix is no where near as powerful as Wanda, and Wanda probably tricked him into thinking he had control. He was too distracted trying to help Mommy Wanda
Jonathan Morales
He tried to use mind power on wanda, but failed and end up dead, the whole thing with the illuminati is just hubris. Which is comic accurate
Angel Garcia
No she isn't, not even fucking close.
Isaiah Cox
No Jim is clearly asian u dolt
Zachary Sanchez
>right-click attacks
what the fuck are you talking about you terminally online cretin
Ayden Hall
I’m just messin bro, chill out.
Josiah Bennett
>comic accurate
Lol if this movie was comic accurate the illuminate would have murdered her as soon as she showed up not tried to talk her down they aren't good guys.
If it was comic accurate Black Bolt wouldn't have freaked out and he would be immune to his own power or if your being generous his freak out would have leveled the entire city.
You can't say "it le comic accurate" without actually knowing the comics you fucking pleb.
Dylan Scott
he doesn’t know the most overrated game in the esport scene.
David Butler
Why didn't the illuminati have their variant of Scarlett Witch?
Nolan Johnson
>I would advise not having a conversation with him.
Isaiah Thompson
>30 seconds flat
This is a RD reference
Jaxson Nelson
Wando was so fucking hot in this movie
Ayden Turner
All Wandas are mommies
Sebastian Perez
because she actually had kids and didn’t need to hold a town hostage to manifest a fake family?? Keep up user
Jeremiah Ross
this movie kinda sucked but i dont know what id add to make it better. maybe it shouldnt exist?
Cooper Reed
>Ok so then explain the rest of the movie?
Once they leave that universe the hallucination wears off.
>the only time i rember him putting his hand on his head as to show strange how they defeated thanos.
That's when he did it.
Brody Evans
Finally a high IQ take
Asher Barnes
In her burka? This version is a severe downgrade
Caleb Hall
true
Jacob Roberts
Film makes no sense. Why they were so adamant about controlling doctor strange but blew off Wanda is completely out of characyer. There's hubris and then there's the studio wanting a shock factor "it's just like suicide squad/the boys/invincible" moment.
What a waste
Hudson Wilson
Scarlet Witch is more powerful than celestials, titans or beings like Dormammu/Phoenix to the point where her transformation ended Kang's ability to control the timeline.
Phoenix and Xavier job hard to her canonically and theoretically.
Also point to one movie canon moment where Xavier wasn't jobbing at every fucking turn. He jobs to a literal tinfoil hat guy with magnets and you think he can solo a person who is canonically stronger than Satan himself?
Parker Peterson
>niggmarvel's stance
Hudson Jones
gibs milkies now plz
Camden Gray
This
Juan Hill
Her wide-eyed Ultron alt-girl cleavage phase was the best. Even the corny accent.
Henry Brooks
what does jobs & jobbing mean ?
Bentley Turner
This was totally in character for Reed though, he's a dumbass when it comes to magic.
Ian Brooks
Fuck cleavage, it's all about the toned arms and the pits under em
David Brooks
She has her accent back a bit in this movie. Was hot desu. Where can i find an eastern euro mommy like her?
Grayson Reyes
It means pic rel
Angel Lewis
i'll answer because the other guy is probably a Yea Forums tourist, but it means to lose badly against someone
Jaxon Gutierrez
What???
That makes no sense whatsoever
There are multiple dr strange but only one Wanda?
So stupid
Benjamin Green
>Why they were so adamant about controlling doctor strange but blew off Wanda is completely out of characyer.
Because their Strange destroyed a universe. Their Wanda did jack shit.
Juan Gomez
wrestling term, to job or do the job for someone is to lose to them, i.e. Bret Hart didn't want to job to Shawn Michaels in Canada.
Aaron Martinez
Can u imagine just hearing that… i’d post a pic but it’s a lil nsfw & got warned by lame jannies earlier
Andrew Rivera
also lurk moar lil faggot
Carson Rogers
Faggot ass nigga. Pits? Feet? TITS you fucking idiot. TITS and ASS get men excited. Not covering up a pretty woman from head to toe.
Jacob Allen
Isaac Russell
cringe
Jaxon Howard
There's only one Lezmerica, so why can't there be only one Scarlet Witch.
Plenty of Wandas but only one prophesied multiversal ruler/destroyer Scarlett Witch
Luke Cox
What do u mean? The Wanda in the illuminati’s universe has kids. She didn’t need to hold a town hostage to larp family time, hence why she used her to dream walk.
Cooper Williams
Pits get me so excited I can't even describe it, especially when they're sweaty and a bit hairy or both. Feet are alright
Noah Davis
Tits draw me in but demonic red eyes keep me there
Joshua Wood
>I could do this all day
So sick of this meme line. It was groanworthy in Endgmame already.
Joseph Fisher
pits can be hot, clean free of hair ofc. Especially if the are shown with side boob
Jordan Sullivan
Is there a name for a fetish for display of power? Cratolagnia?
Bentley Hill
Your liberal use of job was entirely distracting.
Can you try again without being a gigantic faggot?
Also "her transformation"... was she transformed here, no she wasn't. The bitch was limping after fighting a bunch of robots and getting into a tussel with Cap. Nergo
Brayden Butler
she can fuck with reality, but shes not a psychic and X is the one of the most powerful ones. He could have given her a coma.
Andrew Adams
Gay... might was well say feet you degenerate
Oliver Bell
consistently lose to or be a character that is always getting reckt. Yamcha from dragon ball.
Joshua Gomez
Xavier can’t bypass a helmet
Charles Rogers
>solos your Scarlet Witch in every universe
Heh nothing personal
Joseph Sullivan
He looks like he has Klinefelter syndrome. Disgusting.
Adrian Nelson
Magic trumps psychic powers see
Jordan Rogers
>he's literally me
Ethan Robinson
kek
Jason Rogers
Sould lose weight, shave and start taking hormones.
Landon Russell
Why did she even say that line... it was something Steve said when he was a little weak scrub.
Jonathan Thomas
Member berries
Isaiah Brown
I didn't see the movie
So you can't use movie facts against me
It's not fair
Jeremiah Miller
maybe watch it before making a statement about it? lol
Adrian Martinez
Magneto's helmet isn't magic
Nolan Carter
it's an old circus term!