It’s a truman drinks two bottles of wine and watches youtube videos every night for the past 6 months episode

They would never let Truman do something unproductive for more than 5 hours a week.

Can Truman stop going to bed at 1 in the morning then browsing his phone until 3 because his sleep schedule is so fucked he can’t fall asleep?
He keeps doing and being miserable the next day and it makes for really boring episodes

>memories of childhood
I can't remember shit of my childhood. The only memories I have are memories of photos that I used to look at all the time but apart from that there's nothing.

I’ve been ghosted in that same way. It will happen again, and sometimes you will be the ghost. Just how dating is these days. Either reconcile yourself with that fact or stop dating for a while, it’s not worth getting too upset about.

>It's yet another Truman pretends to be a teenage girl on Omegle episode

Christ, again? It's been like seven years, almost daily, now.

>it's a Truman plays videogames druk and screams nigger at teenagers for an entire week episode

>it's a I drink two bottles of Malbec and wake up the next morning looking like I was sucking pic related dick's all night

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He was

Truman should keep in mind that it’s better the cunt reveals she’s a cunt now than 2 years down the line

Why doesn't Truman just stop being such a dumb whiny faggot and fix his problems like a man? God he can be such a self pitying bitch some episodes

>seasons 15 to 21 is nonstop fapping every night
>seasons 22 to 32 is filled with weird incursions into /gif/ and Yea Forums
show of the millenium

Yeah, kinda the same here. Hence my inability to understand why people want to feel like kids again. What I do remember was mostly scary, or at least lonely. On top of that I've had repeated nightmares about extreme abuse, imprisonment, torture, etc.

Agreed, starting to hate that fucking cretin and it’s making me want to drop the entire show

>Truman works at a grocery store arc
>the episode when a cute girl comes shopping and makes his day
Jesus truman

>it's a Truman has strabismus episode

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Truman's lucky not to remember

Probably, yeah.
Again, yeah. Truman's spent likely thirty some odd years without any sense of history about himself. Like he just appeared one day.

>phimosis
How does Truman prevent smegma build up tho?

Truman probably takes a shower every now and then

>It's a Truman is a mass-replying nigger on his favorite social media platform and gets beaten in the street by the other citizens once he's found out episode

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I think it's funny how breaking up over text used to be considered rude but now it's actually courteous since the norm is just to ghost

Can I use this in my standup?

>its a truman jacks off to scat and tranny porn on gif and then dreams of monke gf, drifting off to sleep

>it's a truman takes picture of his own asshole and jerks off to it, movie length feature

>It's a Truman invites a bunch of colleagues out to an event but they all ignore him, and then he finds out that they actually just contacted all the other people who were invited and changed the plans without even acknowledging him and he plans on confronting them about it tomorrow episode
What a cliffhanger!

Just let it go

You know, part of me suspects this thread isn't about the movie: "the Truman show", buy is in fact anons using the moniker "truman" in order to discuss their private lives.

Now I shouldn't have to spell this out, but this is clearly against the board rules and it would be quite the shame if Janny got wind of this rule breaking, wouldn't it?

I expect $300 cash, in my neopets account on the first of the month, every month, starting YESTERDAY. Don't push me anons. You can have your little rule breaking threads, but I expect what's mine.

>colleagues

Why even bother? You already work with them.

>It's another Truman masturbates for 4 hours straight only to go to bed without having done any work
These are getting old

Not him but my coworkers all have a group chat that they wont let me join and someday I'm going to join and call them all faggot niggers

Kek, fucking based. A group chat you can't join tho, what the fuck. Context?

>it's an episode of Truman staring at the clock sweating knowing that at 11pm the last liquor store in town will be closing and he's low on booze but too drunk to be driving
>He walks into the table as he picks up the keys to head out the door at 10:42
This episode is getting old

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not a wine drinker, how does wine compare to beer or rum? like 1 bottle of wine is 1 six pack?

>truman is browsing escort websites in bed next to his sleeping gf again
Man that was a tearjerker last time, how will he save himself now?

Spoiler alert he wasn't. It's foreshadowing for the eventual dementia episode.
Sneak preview
It was the episode where Truman gets excluded from the family group chat because he has an android and they all have apple.

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Oh I knew one of those girls, they get a new one each time and send her in whenever Truman feels like he’ll be forever alone and is close to an hero. She got paid a good amount for only being in one scene, I guess because they can only send them in once or else they’ll have to reject Truman eventually.

>truman makes a big bowl of spaghetti and drops it on the floor episode

>its a truman realizes he has wasted all of his potential and will die alone episode

>Its a Truman pretending to time travel and show modern video games to people in the 90s episode.
The main character really has to stop day dreaming at work. His boss is on to him.

>Truman falls in love and gets ghosted eventually

How long until he becomes an hero? This arc has gone on WAY too long

>It's a Truman lays in bed in deep thought, remembering some embarrassing moment in his past, before saying "fuck" or "shit" repeatedly to drown it out episode
It was a fun running gag at first but he's been doing this for 3 weeks now

>It's a Truman falls in love with a woman that already has a boyfriend episode.
They've been using this plot for over 20 seasons. They have got to come up with something new.

>wine
do pepes really

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ask ur mum

You need to take your meds, user.

>>It's a Truman lays in bed in deep thought, remembering some embarrassing moment in his past, before saying "fuck" or "shit" repeatedly to drown it out episode

funny, when I see this episode he always yell NIGGER instead.

>3 weeks
lol
>remember something cringe I did 30 years ago
>cry and yell FUCK NIGGERS repeatedly at the top of my lungs
>management at my apartment has sent me repeated letters telling me to not yell nigger at the top of my lungs

Why not try to go to a bar and talk to a living breathing person?

Nah. A bottle of wine is like having about 4 beers or so.

ah yes and have them freak out at me for some perceived social slight and call me weird or a freak because I'm new to the bar and people are automatically suspicious of me

he based

That literally has never happened to me in my entire life. You sound paranoid, have a heightened perception of importance, and lack social ques.

Going to a bar will help that, actually. It'll show you that 1. People don't nearly give a fuck about you like you think they do, and 2. People also tend tk be very friendly at bars/overlook social fuck-ups mainly because they're drunk to begin with

user, I...

>dude, le just be yourself
Who the fuck let this normalnigger in here?

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>not drinking megapints of red wine
ngmi