ITT: terrible official posters
ITT: terrible official posters
Pom.
I'd drive my bullet train into her tunnel if you catch my drift.
That's Karen Fukuhara user
Whoops.
I unironically want to see this movie
Post it.
can you read? OP said terrible movie posters.
In a movie poster thread "it" is not too specific.
First Class crotch head? Jack the Giant Slayer football fans? Yogi Bear plundering Boo Boo's pic-a-nic basket?
>"Bullet" train
>Think fast act faster
>The star of Taken
>He is back at what he does best
Geez even the tagline are crap.
Ed..ward?
>cameraon diaz
Film is a dying medium.
Cameraeron Diaz
Leslie Indiann? Cameraeron Diaz? Kate Arrowton?
This one is kinda alright but it has the same problem most of these do where its incredibly obvious they're just random promo/press shots photoshopped together. If they did an actual picture of him standing on the other side of the door it would probably look fine.
Random promo/press shots photoshopped together? You got it!
>Caspere knew this
You're in doing your customary nighttime house sweep when this guy knocks on your door. What do you do?
leslie moustachen?
no way
>kanji literally says "bullet train" instead of "shinkansen", the word they actually use
Bravo Hollywood
Did you get this from DeviantArt?
while you're on your gay train, im having sex with the woman
This is almost like a parody movie from inside some other movie
Pure. Kino.
OoOoOoOoOoOhHh
Is this a horror movie?
>her seat is...backwards?
>Aaron Taylor-Johnson as Tangerine, a White British assassin and Lemon's associate
Why the fuck does his description include “white”?
based moron
Thats not really a bad poster. The movie itself just doesn't give them much material to work with.
t. actually watched it
One of the unfunniest 'comedies' Ive ever seen
I am going to watch this movie desu
Read the tagline
No wonder Big Pussy tried to hide where he really went
Fine, ill do it
Post the real version
Can't be real