ITT: terrible official posters

ITT: terrible official posters

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Pom.

I'd drive my bullet train into her tunnel if you catch my drift.

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That's Karen Fukuhara user

Whoops.

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I unironically want to see this movie

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Post it.

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can you read? OP said terrible movie posters.

In a movie poster thread "it" is not too specific.
First Class crotch head? Jack the Giant Slayer football fans? Yogi Bear plundering Boo Boo's pic-a-nic basket?

>"Bullet" train

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>Think fast act faster
>The star of Taken
>He is back at what he does best

Geez even the tagline are crap.

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Ed..ward?

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>cameraon diaz

Film is a dying medium.

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Cameraeron Diaz

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Leslie Indiann? Cameraeron Diaz? Kate Arrowton?

This one is kinda alright but it has the same problem most of these do where its incredibly obvious they're just random promo/press shots photoshopped together. If they did an actual picture of him standing on the other side of the door it would probably look fine.

Random promo/press shots photoshopped together? You got it!

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>Caspere knew this

You're in doing your customary nighttime house sweep when this guy knocks on your door. What do you do?

leslie moustachen?

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no way

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>kanji literally says "bullet train" instead of "shinkansen", the word they actually use
Bravo Hollywood

Did you get this from DeviantArt?

while you're on your gay train, im having sex with the woman

This is almost like a parody movie from inside some other movie

Pure. Kino.

OoOoOoOoOoOhHh

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Is this a horror movie?

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>her seat is...backwards?

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>Aaron Taylor-Johnson as Tangerine, a White British assassin and Lemon's associate

Why the fuck does his description include “white”?

based moron

Thats not really a bad poster. The movie itself just doesn't give them much material to work with.

t. actually watched it

One of the unfunniest 'comedies' Ive ever seen

I am going to watch this movie desu

Read the tagline

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No wonder Big Pussy tried to hide where he really went

Fine, ill do it

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Post the real version

Can't be real