Why did he care about Ramona when he had a harem of Demon Hipster Chicks?

Why did he care about Ramona when he had a harem of Demon Hipster Chicks?

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This movie was gay desu.

Why did scott chase some roastie when he had a perfect wife waiting in the wings?

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Good question

Cos she’s not only 17 but a particularly immature 17 year old at that. Most guys find that off putting and when they don’t it’s usually a bad sign.

>asian
>christian
>wants a million white babies
Knives was the perfect girl.

the musical sequence is the most cringe part of the movie. Always have to fine an excuse to walk out of the room when it comes on.

I never saw this movie when it came out. Upon seeing it for the first time recently I don't get why it get's so much hate here. Sure it's pretty reddit but also harmless. My only problem with it was him ignoring the Asian QT

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FIREBALLS, GIRLS! TAKE THIS SUUUUCKER DOOOOOOWN

>chr*stian

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michael cera was such a bad casting for scott, they should’ve used that dude who was lex luthor in batman v superman.

>Asian
>White babies
I like Asian women but that's not gonna happen.

You must be a female.

scott was suppose to be a sort of lady killer while being an aloof retard. they only got the aloof retard right.

I'm a male and I agree with that anons sentiment. You're just a terminally online virgin that feels their only chance of getting laid is manipulation and molestation.

yeah but does knives know that?

I’m a male and I agree with the other user’s statement. This sounds like some serious projection, is this an admission of guilt?

No, just a psychoanalysis of a fucked up person who thinks their rational of dating underage immature women is justified because he goes on an anonymous website where other users meme encouragement of it.

Yea Forums likes to overegagerate. Take something mildly reddit and chan will make it sound like it's the most soi filled pozzed movie to ever exist.

Go back and read the original comic. It's a cesspool of degenerate faggotry. It's all layered in with innocent early 2000s faux nerd and indie rock culture.

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Holy seethe, no one mentioned dating underage women except you, and you’re the one who opened the thread with Knives in the OP. You know you’re here with the rest of us? Only a woman (or tranny lol) would get this upset and take it so personally over jokes on 4channel.org.

She was his first love. He's invested in who she's with I guess.

The comic is entirely unlike the movie and objectively 100x better.

if this site pisses you off so much twitter is right next door ya troon

Fuck you, you degenerate piece of scum.

Romona was a roastie whore with mental issues. Only teenagers thought she was worth it. Women like her irl always have massive red flags. Yea Forums was right this time.

the northman flopped

Idk but the Indian dude floating around was when I turned off the movie

Keep seething, coping, and dilating degenerate tranny lmfao. I can’t believe someone would get this upset over typical interactions here, how new are you?

I just reread it last week. It's not very good. It's the precursor to reddit humor. Shit just happens on a whim at break neck speed. It encapsulated all the shit early 2000s nerds got flack for that nobody whatsoever fucking liked. Now nerd culture is COOL so it's weird.

it's a "watch them fight over me" teenage girl's power fantasy. There is no logic to any of it.

Yeah it’s Reddit but not in the sense “I hate it therefore it’s Reddit” kinda way.
It just gives off Reddit vibes

ramona is the kind of girl every young dude has met or dated where at the time she's everything you want and need and couple years later you finally realize she's actually a giant fucking turd. the reddit crap and the nerd schlock humor aside, it's an eye opening story (comic or movie) if you can read into it.

>might have a chance irl with a redhead girl who is shy, quiet, might be a virgin, no social media
>instead fall in love with girl I know online, who has boyfriend, does drugs, sells nudes, and lives 600 miles away
I might be the biggest retard cuck on this site.

>I don’t like it so it’s reddit!!
How do you even manage to survive daily life

That is like a genre of media that came out from 2005 to 2012

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Not the biggest, but definitely a contender

i don't know but it's been working out so far. why change it now?

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Who is bigger?

The good ol Madonna-Whore complex
You’re fucked in the head kid

Back to r*ddit obese nig

What does that mean?
If anything the redhead girl I have more sexual thoughts about whereas the other girl I felt genuine painful longing just to be around her, I just wanted her to love me, I didn't even jerk off to her. Usually if a girl is taken I lose all interest quickly but if anything it made me want her more.

I'm still going to ask out the redhead girl when I can. She's a coworker but I don't care about my job so if I get fired I don't give a fuck. I just hope if she says yes to a date with me it makes me stop thinking about the other girl once and for all. I don't know any other solution to this mental illness. I've never seen this movie but I have a bad feeling if I do it's gonna hurt my feelings.

Thank you, fellow chosen, for continuing to oppose Christ 2000 years running.

>indian guy doing a random bollywood number in the middle of the movie
imagine the butthurt if this were made today

I always found it a weirdly-timed movie. Released in 2010, a movie about college kids that was also very 8-bit nostalgic. 20 year olds in 2010 weren't into pac-man or street fighter, that would've been more targeting at Gen-Xers or early-Millennials, but the 30+yo retro audience had no interest in watching college kids being stupid. I dunno, the film just seemed to fall into a audience-less black hole.

They did that in the Eternals and there was no butthurt there

why would it be butthurt worthy? it was based

we like bollywood

This is now a Bollywood respect thread. Post your favorite Bollywood movies.

For me its Mahakaal

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Is this the new "Trump lost"?

porn has unironically destroyed your brain

truly.
>tfw not even 1 demon hipster succubus

someone post the picture from the side

But I dont feel lust for her the same way. Have you ever had such strong feelings for a girl you didn't even want to think about her while jerking off?
I'll happily jerk off imagining sex with a tradwife tier girl and defiling her yet a girl who actually gets pounded regularly and I'll never touch, I feel nothing but warm affection for her, a longing to go to a carnival with her on a chilly late summer night and win her a big stuffed animal. It's so stupid and fake. Thank god the feelings have faded slightly after I blocked her on everything. I can't avoid her completely as she is still part of a friend group. I want to apologize to her for ghosting her, but it'd be too awkward. She bought me a computer game because she wanted to play it with me, and I responded by playing with her once and ghosting her like a teenage incel. I talk to girls all the time, I don't know what the deal is

What's wrong with Ramona besides OMG SHE HAD SEX?

If it flopped it's only because Vikings aren't cool anymore since that TV show went to shit and plus no one gives a fuck about anything but marvel garbage.

moving from relationship to relationship on a whim, getting into a relationship before ending the last one (ala Scott and Knives), selfish as fuck, gay.

No, Wallace was gay but he was still straighter than you, faggot.

>getting into a relationship before ending the last one
That's 95 percent of women
I've never known a woman to be single longer than a month.

none of her exes were black men

>TELL EM DADDY

>Bringing more Hapas into the world
Do not fucking do this
No life is filled with more suffering than a Hapa male

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>I can fix her.

You just described Yea Forums(nel) since it's inception

Sol is the only true God and his light is the only thing that sustains even debased maggots like you. Have you tried being grateful to the Sun God for his radiance that has spawned every comfort you ever felt in your pitiful life(what life would there even be in eternal darkness) instead of worshipping a brown desert kike that got nailed to a stick for being a heretic spreading filth?

>but a particularly immature 17 year old at that

I am not sure how true this is, but it did really feel she was communicated to be 15ish and the movie said 17 so it would at least be acceptable somewhat for the audience.