>NuBatman had to get Alfred to help him!
Alfred has helped Batman in every other Batman movie.
>NuBatman is bulletproof but suddenly gets hurt!
Keaton Batman took gunfire like a champ but got hurt by Catwoman stabbing him
Bale Batman took a bullet like a champ but got hurt by dogs
Affleck Batman took bullets like a champ but nearly got fucked by a knife
>NuBruceWayne isn't interesting!
Keaton Wayne does nothing. Kilmer Wayne does nothing. Clooney Wayne does nothing. Affleck Wayne does nothing. Only Waynes to have character is Bale and Pattinson.
>NuBatman is a bad detective!
Pattinson's Batman shows the process of solving crimes which he does, but makes believable mistakes that tie into his arc.
Meanwhile, Affleck, Bale, and Keaton magically know everything due to a computer.
Chuds are still seething over Batkino, and yet they have the balls to say it's already been forgotten?
How sad for Mouseshills, Sneedercucks, and Marvelfags...
The Batman is Kino
no one cares about you capeshit pajeet
Cared enough to post :^)
Pattinson also didn’t rely on magic nigger Fox to create all his shit and basically figure everything out.
Nothing pleases you people. You always complain about needless shit. This is why most of you will never get laid.
Kino.
To be fair, Catwoman stabbed Batman on his side where his armor ends.
I WANT TO COMMIT DOMESTIC TERRORISM
fuck off this shit was so boring
The problem is that in this movie Batman is a moron that needs to have everything handed to him.
None of the other Batman took bullets like sponges as if they were Iron Man.
Robert Pattinson gave a one-note acting and his character is paper tin despite being the main focus of the movie. Catwoman and Penguin had more of a character than him.
Pattinson's Batman shows no process of figuring shit out. Everything is literally spelled out for him by other characters.
The movie sucked, fanboy.
Yes, how dare a billionaire use steak of the art body armor than can stop low caliber gunfire. He should just rely on magic ninja skills to dodge bullets Neo style
Nigga gets shot in the head by a rifle at close range.
didn't read
No he says he, he took a shotgun blast at close range. Retards no shit about guns can’t tell the difference between low caliber gunfire and high
Him taking shots at close range without any problems at all is dumb as fuck.
Go watch North Hollywood shootout. Robbers having bullets bounce off them from dozens of cops shootings at them with low caliber weapons
Ballistic Protection
Bulletproof vests at Levels I-IIIa use soft materials like Kevlar®, which are incredibly strong and can trap and slow bullets to a complete stop. A bulletproof vest at Level IIIa can stop the vast majority of ammunition used in handguns and is the strongest soft body armor available.
This is civil level. Billionaire like Bruce telling mr doesn’t have state of art ballistic armor
You can tell by suit has heavy platting as well for even more protection
Personally thought it was the best batman movie to date. Previously my favorite was Batman Return.
dare i say, best batkino to date
Love that part. Best ending. Pattinson just a really good Batman
The only things I don't really like in the movie is how his batmobile looks, it looks like a Mad Max car to me and not like something batman would drive but that's whatever. Besides that, I don't like the light political correctness that's in the movie or how much the director blows Kurt Cobain's dick but neither actually really effect the movie negatively where it interferes with the story or my enjoyment of the movie. I think Pattinson did a pretty damn good job, definitely the most enjoyable live-action batman movie I've seen. Bale batman's voice really takes me out of his shit
For me the problem is that the suit does all the heavy lifting. Maybe it's stupid, but isn't the suit supposed to improve along with it? Like the car. The car in this version is adequate because it's basically a jet with a shell and wheels. Its only function is speed and power. It's basic. The suit on the other hand seems to be several levels above its user. Taking the logic of year two, the suit should be functional, but modest. This one is finished.
Suit to me is a trade off. Notice he’s a lot more clunky and heavy because suit and heavy body armor. Why he’s not “stealth.” As his skills profess will his next suit be more agile but less ballistic protection?
If your argument is based on its not shit since others were shit too then the movie has no redeeming factor
I just rewatched the TDK trilogy and I think his presentation of Batman was the weakest ever put to screen. His suit is shit and looks weird, his voice is retarded, and I don't really buy the whole Bat branding with him. He was an exceptional Bruce Wayne though. I almost wish the series was detached from the Batman license and he was just a cool ninja type vigilante guy.
For me the issue is more spiritual than tactical. Think about the fact that Wayne manufactures his stuff. Of course he can order others from outside suppliers, but he is the craftsman. At the end of the day it's him at a workbench composing and shaping. In this footage, he gives the impression that he commissioned the suit from a third party and that his only input was to use money.
With him in the car at least we have environmental storytelling. With the suit there is nothing but it's a big deal because it takes up a significant portion of the film, from how he tackles each projectile to the cowboy sound of his boots.
At this rate the gliding cape will have more character development than the suit itself as a whole.
Who wants to sit through another batman movie where they describe in detail where he gets his suit, who builds it, how it works, why he's an orphan
fuck off
I had the opposite impression honestly. The body armour looks like he's cut out certain parts of it himself, you can see the stitching on his cowl, and the cape looks like it's made from some kind of relatively pedestrian material compared to the whateverweave fibre Bale was using. He didn't even glide with his cape, he had to use a pull-out wingsuit for it.
The problem is that the suit changes Batman. He is not Batman at all in this movie. He's just some random guy with a muscle car and an invincible armor. He's not scary, he's not stealthy, he's not inventive, he's a shitty fighter, and he's a shitty detective.
>you can see the stitching on his cowl, and the cape looks like it's made from some kind of relatively pedestrian material compared to the whateverweave fibre Bale was using.
He gets shot in the head by a rifle and gets up fine. The cowl is just another type of bullshit invincible material.
I love that kind of shit. Is like pornography for me.
>Who wants to sit through another batman movie where they describe in detail where he gets his suit, who builds it, how it works, why he's an orphan
Everyone. That's tons of fun. It's like a shonen protagonist going through a training arc. It makes you immerse in the character.
You two are proper boring. I bet you want to see uncle ben die in every spiderman movie too. We know he's an orphan, we don't need to see them get killed leaving the theatre over and over again
Better than sitting through 3 hours of whatever was happening in this movie.
Who's talking about Uncle Ben or the Waynes dying? We are talking about Batman creating and developing his shit. That's something that's always neat to see.
We could use the same argument and say that nobody needs to see Batman going through the steps of uncovering a clue or reaching towards a conclusion. We can skip all that boring stuff and go straight to Batman punching the bad guy. But that shit is fun to see. Same with Batman creating and developing his shit like in the Christopher Nolan's movies.
What a wanker.
I don't want to see Batman go clothes shopping I want to see fun stuff, action, all the other stuff has been done before.
TAS did it perfectly, straight into the action, no nonsense.
The Batman was easily a 9/10
>The Batman was easily a 9/10
No, it wasn't. It really, really wasn't.
Who gives a fuck how / where he gets his fucking suit? Just assume he made it and move on. Fucking tards like you are why we have the same movies being made over and over and over again.
A bomb literally blows on his face. What's worse is that it doesn't even scratch him.
>TAS did it perfectly, straight into the action, no nonsense.
Batman is constantly coming up with new stuff in the cartoons. You've no goddamn argument.
>Fucking tards like you are why we have the same movies being made over and over and over again.
That's rich coming from someone defending this shitty movie that just redoes everything other movies did before and much better than this mediocre by the numbers boring trite.
Character death is totally different from character development or a training montage. It's as if you consider Holland Spider-Man development with his suits in the same way as Marisa Tomei's ability to take your mind off the mere existence of an Uncle Ben.
>The Batman was easily a 9/10
Yeah no, i wish it was but no.
Only 13 year old boys like shounen training arcs.
>Batman is constantly coming up with new stuff in the cartoons. You've no goddamn argument.
he reveals a new gadget in 15s max, nothing in the grand scheme of things. I don't want Batman reviewing shipping orders for new suit pieces in a film
He thinks of solutions, models and implements, and you, as a spectator, accompany him in his creative engineering process.
Batman always had bullet proof vest. And original he trained himself. Whole le ninja shit didn’t happen until ‘70s during when tried give Batman a James Bond appeal
>Keaton Batman took gunfire like a champ but got hurt by Catwoman stabbing him
I remember Keaton being shot, falling down like a dead man, and then rising up, terrifying the thugs he was dealing with, not just shrugging off gunfire.
>Bale Batman took a bullet like a champ but got hurt by dogs
I don't even remember Baleman being shot, I remember him using ninja shit to misdirect his enemies.
>Batman always had bullet proof vest.
But he wasn't Iron Man.
He isn't iron man in The Batman either.
But it swallows shrapnel as if he was.
OP is a Reevesfag, yes they exist.
The shotgun blast definitely hurt him enough for him to need an adrenaline shot to even stand.
Body armor equals robotic suit. Fuck off
As part of him adapting to new situations, not building the suit from scratch
Reeves doesn't have that many movies to have fags.
And then he was able to move fine, run, jump, get fucking electrocuted, fall, and spend hours helping others.
The wooden acting and eating bullets like sponge made him look robotic. It almost feels like a Robocop remake.
not point blank. funnily enough point blank one of the guys shot himself in the head with a small pistol (which according to my videogames does very little damage) and he STILL died.
It was some good adrenaline.
At least the wingsuit makes sense, you can't fucking fly with a fabric cape, it doesn't matter what kind of shit you put in it, it won't slow down a 150+lb man.
Venom is one hell of a drug.
>it doesn't matter what kind of shit you put in it, it won't slow down a 150+lb man.
Why people praise the wingsuit when that scene ended with Pattinson running head first against a bridge? Something that would kill anyone on contact.
who cares if it "makes sense," it looks retarded
So guns more prevalent than ever before, a billionaire like Bruce should wear spandex tights and hope magic Ninja skills save him from rapid gunfire. Oh I know smoke bomb, attack a guy and hope ten other guys with guns don’t shoot your was. But wait, Batman got Flash like reflexes and can move faster than bullets
His parachute hit the bridge and he was thrown into the pillar, and against the bus, then on to the street. He was protected by the bulletproof armor he was wearing.
>a billionaire like Bruce should wear spandex tights and hope magic Ninja skills save him from rapid gunfire.
Yes, because that's what Batman does and that's what makes him cool. He's a mix of 007 and American Ninja.
Is interesting.
Someone groomed the zoomers to push new good and better than old and thry do it for free now.
Just look at the argument op makes.
He should have still died.
kek'd
Batman can
>cameras in his contact lenses is believable but armor and a wingsuit aren't
jej
Three is no definitive version of Batman. Golden Age Batman wasn’t some magic ninja. He for beat up and hurt a lot. It’s only during Bronze Age and Post Crisis they powered Batman up to ridiculous levels. Batman can defeat Thor with prep time shit
Even golden age Batman main purpose as a character was to scare criminals with stealth and theatrics. Something completely lacking in this movie.